Chapter 1065: My Stupid Son
Dayan is rich, and the imperial capital is the most. As the center of today's human world, as soon as they entered the city, Li Chu and his party were dazzled.
"Wow, there are so many people here!"
This is what Xiao Erhei said.
"Well, that's good. Hey, that's not bad either. Yo he, hey, I said Lao Fang, look at it, isn't that beauty over there very good? Is it very husband and wife with me? Lao Fang, Lao Fang, don't look at your daughter-in-law, I'll let you see there!"
This is Li Sinian's chatter, and his swishing color has aroused a lot of disgusted eyes.
"Brother Nan, Brother Nan, look at it, Feiyun Jin! At the beginning, there were ten horses from Mobei, eight of which were snatched by Youxiao girl, and the remaining two were bought by your Fang family, and I didn't even grab them! I didn't expect to see them here, and there are so many, you come with me again, how about we do it alone?"
This is what Liu Mingxiu said, and his eyes were stuck on a few samples on the side of the street, and he couldn't pull them out. However, those few model clothes are indeed good, I don't know what to weave them with, the embroidery on the clothes is not dead but alive, or fairy clouds or a hundred flowers blooming, from near to far The layers are distinct, as if they contain another world.
"Well, okay, look. ”
In response, Fang Junnan's eyes were nailed to the anvil of the blacksmith shop on the other side. Let's not talk about what was beaten on the anvil, but the anvil made him dumbfounded.
The whole body is made of purple black iron, according to the market price of Mobei, at least fifty spirit stones per catty, and a rough visual inspection of the entire anvil is at least five hundred catties away, how much is this worth if it is refined into a magic weapon?
But now, being used as an anvil, Fang Junnan, a young master from a big family, looked at it with a burst of pain!
However, compared with Li Chuyi, his pain is insignificant.
Since entering the city gate, the little fat man has been grinding his teeth until now.
"Oh, it's too dark, it's too dark! I kind of know why Dayan is so rich, it's all black!"
I don't blame him for this, it's just that he has been hit too hard.
Before entering the door, he had been worried that his identity would be revealed, and he was careful that he would reveal his traces and invite a team of silver-armored guards to fall from the sky. When he came to the gate of the city, he lined up to enter the city in an orderly manner, and when it was their turn, he didn't dare to look up at the soldiers guarding the gate, and his face was full of flattering smiles.
It wasn't until the soldiers guarding the gate charged him the entrance fee to him that Li Chuyi's smile disappeared in an instant, and he exploded on the spot.
"A hundred spirit stones?!you... Woo... Woo....!!"
If it weren't for Li Sinian's quick hand to cover his mouth, the iron guard's long knife would have slashed into his neck.
Seeing that the ironclad guard's eyebrows were very angry, Li Sinian hurriedly handed Li Chuyi over to Fang Junnan to press, and walked forward to apologize and smiled: "Master Bing, I'm sorry, this is my stupid son, from a small place, the countrymen don't know it, you always forgive me!"
As he spoke, a hundred spirit stones were handed over, and the ironclad guard sneered and confiscated them.
"Hmph, I'm talking about one hundred spirit stones per person! Those who don't have a household registration in the imperial capital are all at this price! But looking at your virtue, I suspect that you will disturb the security of the imperial capital, so the entrance fee to the city is doubled, two hundred spirit stones per person!"
After speaking, he glanced at Li Chuyi, and then at the three demon beasts hanging on him, and the iron armor guard raised his nostrils defiantly.
"Also, the demon pet is also counted, and it is also two hundred spirit stones!"
Li Chuyi was so angry, if it weren't for Fang Junnan pressing, he really wanted to cut this thing directly with a sword.
Seeing that the surrounding ironclad guards all looked over, their eyes were very unkind, Li Sinian hurriedly turned his head and slapped him.
"Turtle son, if you mess around again, go back to my hometown, don't embarrass Lao Tzu here!"
After saying that, he turned around, and handed over a hundred spirit stones respectfully, Li Sinian said with a smile: "Don't blame the soldier, my son has a good talent, but his brain was broken a while ago, and his mind is a little... You know. This time we came to the imperial capital, we just want to see if there is a master who can treat him, don't be surprised by the previous confrontation! Don't get me wrong about this Bailing Stone, I know the rules of our Imperial City, this Bailing Stone is actually filial piety to you and your brothers. You see that on this hot day, my brother and a few people are in distress, but I can't help you, so I can only pay some spirit stones to you to cool off, and take a good fate by the way!"
Saying that, he pushed his hand forward, and the ironclad guard glanced at him, and his face slowly wiped into his sleeve without a trace.
"Well, you're very good, those who don't know are not guilty, it's just a trivial matter, I won't take it to heart. But as an elder brother, I have to advise you, it is not easy for your son to cultivate to the Yuan Shen, but he wants to get married in this situation... Instead of spending money on this kind of waste, you might as well quickly find a Taoist with good qualifications and have another one, you also know that the brain is not so easy to treat, and I doubt that his Yuan Shen is all crippled. ”
Li Chuyi was going crazy, and the others were laughing crazy. Afraid of revealing traces, Fang Junnan and Liu Mingxiu pressed Li Chuyi together and lowered their heads, the painful look on their faces made Tie Jiawei mistakenly think that he was sad, but he completely dispelled his doubts.
Li Sinian was also about to laugh and sob, the corners of his mouth grinned hard, and his face was full of "pain": "It's all my own meat, not cats and dogs, I fed him a handful of and urine, how can I say throw it away! Alas, try it first, if it can't be cured, I'll ... Ahem, I'll work harder, alas......"
"Alas, father's love knows no bounds!"
Li Sinian's performance was too realistic, and the iron guard was moved with compassion, patted Li Sinian's shoulder comfortingly, and then waved his hand very heroically.
"Forget it, you don't need two hundred spirit stones, it's still one hundred people! The money saved will treat your child, next time you remember not to let him come forward to deal with people, the imperial capital is mixed with dragons and snakes, and there are countless nobles, but not everyone is as good at talking as me." Oh, by the way, a hundred to a hundred, your pet still has to be counted as a head, this is the rule, you know?"
"I know, you are really a saint, I thank you on behalf of my son's eight ancestors!"
Li Sinian was grateful, and handed over the Qi Lingshi, thinking that if this turtle son knew who Li Chuyi's eight-life ancestor was, would he dare to accept his gift.
The guards didn't suspect it, and they didn't hear Li Sinian's strange wording, and when they saw that the spirit stone was neat, they waved their hands and let them in, and when they parted, they also looked at Li Chuyi deeply, and their eyes were full of regret.
What about Li Chuyi?
I was so angry that I only rolled my eyes.
The conscience of heaven and earth, since the beginning of the Mobei, where has he been so angry!
I knew that there was a hidden fart cultivation, a catastrophe and two Taoist tires, plus a butterfly and a dog comparable to a catastrophe and a self who couldn't see the depths, except for three who were cowards, which one couldn't scare him to death!
Now it's okay, he was scolded in vain, and he became Li Sinian's stupid son, the more Li Chuyi thought about it, the more tired he became, until now his heart was still panicked, and he turned his head and glared at Li Sinian angrily.
"Your brain was just broken!!
Li Sinian pulled his eyes out of a beautiful female cultivator with difficulty, and after smacking his lips unsatisfied, the old god looked at Li Chuyi, and at the end he was happy.
"Still thinking about that?"
"Nonsense! I've become your son, thanks to Akira! Can your ugly face give birth to such a handsome eldest son as the master?"
"Well, it's difficult..."
Li Sinianmo rubbed his chin.
"Most of your fat sons have a difficult birth, and they have to die of exhaustion!"
"Me! (#($!&(&@!!!!”
Stretching out his hand and wanting to draw his sword, Liu Mingxiu hurriedly hugged him with a smile, which made him stop.
"Young master, there are many people here, don't miss the business!"
"I know!"
Li Chuyi nodded aggrievedly, looked at the crowd and rolled his eyes.
"What do you see? I haven't seen my son quarrel with Lao Tzu? I haven't seen myself having a play!"
The crowd was stunned, and there were more people looking sideways, Li Sinian hurriedly pointed to his brain apologetically, and then arched his hand towards everyone, and everyone suddenly turned away after casting sympathetic glances, and the little fat man almost didn't crush his teeth.
"Okay, don't be angry, you didn't lose anything, didn't I greet that guy on behalf of your ancestors for eight lifetimes?" Li Sinian came over and coaxed.
Saying this, Li Chuyi's anger also disappeared a little, and he maliciously thought in his heart that if he really recognized that bullshit father one day, when the time came, he would enter from the city gate with all his might, and at that time, the ironclad guard's face would rise to the top of his urine, and he shivered fiercely.
After thinking about it, forget it, that kind of dad doesn't recognize it, don't say it if you admit it, I don't know how troublesome it is.
"Young Master, what should we do now?" Fang Junnan asked closer.
After thinking about it, the little fat man waved his hand: "Eat first!"
Li Sinian was taken aback: "Hah, really eat, don't you go to find it?"
"Nonsense! My master once said that people are iron and rice are steel, fill their stomachs and fight again! I haven't seen meat for more than half a year, and I almost vomit when I eat fruit every day, and I want to eat meat!"
"Then Yu Yao..."
"The restaurant has the most miscellaneous staff, and it is not wrong to inquire about the news along the way. That is, I'm in a hurry, why don't I eat all the restaurants in this imperial capital, and I can get the news of Yu Yao without asking, do you believe it or not?"
Looking around, and then thinking about the size of the city he saw outside the city before entering the city, Li Sinian shook his head and sighed.
"It's difficult, ten of you and ten Hao Da Fat people may not be able to do it. This city is about to catch up with the size of the two Taixu Peaks, you two will probably die if you eat it all over!"
Li Chuyi was startled, and hurriedly jumped up and slapped Li Sinian's mouth, almost breaking his teeth.
"Shhh, don't mention Taixu Peak, don't mention everything in Tianmen Mountain!"
made it clear that the communiqué had a personal vendetta, Li Sinian nodded helplessly, thinking that in exchange for a slap in exchange for calling you a few eldest sons, this account is still earned.
"Where to eat?"
Li Chuyi said without hesitation: "Of course, it is the largest and most luxurious restaurant!"
Li Sinian was stunned: "Don't worry about money?"
The little fat man looked at him wonderingly: "You have a treat, what am I distressed about?"
"I .....!"
"Okay, just kidding. ”
He patted Li Sinian with a smile, and Li Chu said: "I was distressed because the money was thrown away for nothing, and it costs a hundred spirit stones to enter the door, and it is a robbery!
"Last time the overlord meal of Linxu Xiaozhu" ......"
", I gave the money later!"
"I gave it, you ran first..."
"That's not important, it's important to give money!"
Patting Li Sinian on the shoulder vigorously and patting the words back, Li Chuyi said with a straight face: "The matter of the city gate is that I am impulsive, I admit my mistake, so please drink! But it is not right for you to say that I am your son, I am very angry, so you have to invite me to dinner! So I have a proposal, let's wait for dinner, I will pay for the wine, you will pay for the meal, I will take care of your wine, you will take care of my food, what do you think?"
"I..."
"Very good, I knew you would agree!Brother Fang, Sister Xiu'er, let's go, Li Dahu, who is stupid and has a lot of money, has a dinner today, don't be polite to him, ahhahahahaha!!"
Li Chuyi laughed and stepped forward, and Fang Liu and the others followed with a smile.
Li Sinian, who was at the end, stood in place, looking at the backs of a few people who were far away, and sighed helplessly.
"Fatty, you are also surnamed Li......"