Chapter 17 Tai~Jian System
"What kind of monster? It's not a monster, I'm a product of human evolution, the spirit of the future world, it's just not as stupid as you, go down to the pigsty and castrate the pig, my hand waved, up 10,000, and was castrated in an instant! Eunuch system! Don't you understand?"
"What?eunuch system??," Mu Lin was shocked, humans had evolved to not use manual castrations?
"The eunuch system, is it mechanical?" asked Mu Lin suspiciously. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"It's kind of similar, I'm a mechanical elf, millions of times more advanced than the backward machines of humans!" said the little boy triumphantly.
"You are a mechanical spirit in the future, why did you come here?" Strange things happen every day, especially today, weird and scary: "Haha! Hahaha......" Mu Lin laughed: "You can help me cut the pig? I don't have to stretch out my own hand?"
"Hahaha...... Hahaha......" The little boy laughed as he learned from Mu Lin: "You brought me here." ”
"I ?...... When did I bring you? Why didn't I know......? Where are you hiding?"
"Hahaha...... Humans are stupid! I'm the scalpel you use every day. The little boy said angrily.
"You said you were a robot spirit in the future world, why did you change your scalpel again?" Mu Lin felt that he was contradictory, and asked out loud.
"Because your scalpel drank too much of a woman's blood, and the essence of the blood made me sperm, I ran away and went to the future world, where there are robots everywhere.
I was mixed into a tiny robot by the experts who made the robots, and this robot became a sperm and was not dominated by humans.
Walking around casually, I happened to meet you crossing, I hid in your sleeve, and came here with you, there is no slashing here, I can only change to plow pigs.
In my previous life, I was all women, and in this life I became a man, this world is particular about whether men and women are kissed or not, and men and women are stricter than in the previous life, and they can't ruin my reputation, I'm responsible for cutting male pigs, and female pigs have to be done by yourself, I won't care!"
When Mu Lin heard this, this little guy was more sophisticated than a real person: "What kind of male and female defense are you talking about as a robot? You might as well cut it all for me, and I'll pay you!"
"No, no, no! I am talking about the three chastity and nine spirits here, even if you touch the opposite sex, I will thank you for your great grace in making me an adult, I will protect you and not let you lose your body, let's divide the labor, I will cut the son, you will cut the mother and son, it is useless for me to pay for my salary, and when I evolve to the same as a real person, I will ask you for wages when I can eat, and keep it to buy delicious food. The little boy insisted that it was not all-inclusive: "You want to make money, but you also want to be lazy, am I so stupid?
"Okay, okay, I can't help you, I won't give you delicious food when you can eat!" Mu Lin threatened loudly.
"I'm not afraid, I'll grab it, look at my speed!" The little boy snatched the pen from Mu Lin's hand at lightning speed, and Mu Lin didn't see how it got into his hand.
"You're really a clever feat!" said Mu Lin.
"What is it?" the little boy asked curiously.
"Cutting the ...... It's the one who pulls out the pocket, that is, a person's hands are particularly sharp, counting on stealing other people's money to eat, and the fast hands can't be discovered, you have that talent. Mullin explained to him.
"Hahaha!" the little boy laughed: "Why didn't you say it earlier? What are you doing raising pigs? I paid for you to spend, so much more for yourself!"
"Gotta get it! You're really curious about it, baby, you want to do anything, it's illegal to dig your pocket, you're going to be arrested, you're going to jail, you're in a cell, you're not free, there's nothing good to eat, you can't do that!" said Mullin.
"I'm running fast, who can catch me? Get other people's money, it's easy to get money!" said the little boy who didn't care.
"Forget it! Forget it! Don't talk nonsense! What about others? What about people who lose money, do you think you are very distressed, how can you live without food if you lose your money? Human beings not only have laws, but also have conscience and morality, and they cannot do things that do not have a conscience, let alone things that harm others and benefit themselves, and even less things that lack morality!
"Humans are really troublesome. The little boy frowned, very dissatisfied with the humans.
"You're not human, how can you understand human affairs? You just do what you're good at, don't think about it, it's not fun to mess with humans, you'll be crushed......" Mu Lin took out the technique of threatening, this knife can't go around.
In fact, this is a knife, if you master it well, you can use it to make money, and if you master it, you won't mess around, won't it cause big trouble.
It turns out that this is the first knife that cut her hand in the previous life, and a scalpel can become a fine? It's really unimaginable, there is a crossing, there is rebirth, the scalpel becomes a fine is the first one, she used a lot of scalpels, how can she become a fine?
Mu Lin smiled, fortunately, he became a fine, if they all became fine, wouldn't all human beings become eunuchs!
The problem of male ~ pig has been solved, and he is very good at cutting female ~ pig, and he caught a white laborer, and Mu Lin was in a good mood.
The little pig was caught, this problem had to be solved, and no one could know that she would cut the pig, and she would definitely think that the male ~ female were all cut by her, so as not to ruin the reputation.
Mu Lin researched and prepared Ma Boiling Powder to feed the pigs, and the piglets ate the pig food with Ma Boiling Powder, slept honestly one by one, and the operation was completed when the pigs were unconscious.
Having an assistant is much easier than nothing, waiting for more pigs, I am too busy to be alone, the pig disease is cured, the piglet grows, and the seedlings in the field should also be picked.
Mu Lin bought a few shovels, prepared to spend two dollars to find someone to help, and saved not being able to find tools, and it was almost morning, Mu Lin returned home.
After getting off Lao Liutou's ox cart, a large group of people stood in front of her door, chattering: "Sixty taels, it's not a small amount, how dare you be self-conscious, look at the girl you feed has no rules!" This is a fat old lady reprimanding a woman in her thirties.
A woman of about forty echoed: "That's it~ That's it! If you don't have respect for your superiors and corrupt the door, you have to sink into the pond!"
Mu Lin's brows furrowed, the sixty taels in her mouth seemed to be aimed at her, she opened her mouth to sink people into the pond, and said so viciously! Who are these people? What are you shouting in front of her door?
When the people who were talking saw Mu Lin coming, they immediately stopped talking and looked at Mu Lin in unison, and a harsh voice screamed: "Grandma! You see that she is dressed like a fairy, her little face is flushed, and she is wearing silk flowers on her head, she is really shameless, and she has ruined the Mu family, and she is at ease!" This is a thirteen or fourteen-year-old girl, who is much stronger than Mu Lin's, a fine linen dress, a pink dress, a green skirt, a pearl pendant in her ears, embroidered shoes, and a satin upper.
How can Mu Lin's outfit be compared with her, and she said that she was dressed like a goblin, whose dog girl was this, who dared to bully her head?
Mu Lin approached and glanced at her, her eyes flickered, and she retracted her tongue, what she looked down on the most was that Mu Lin, who couldn't kick a ~ fart with eight kicks, dared to stare at herself?