The news that Li Fan and Gu Yating confirmed their relationship was exposed on the entire Internet that night.

4G network, Soyu.com, Phoenix, etc. have published articles and reports for the first time, and the majority of netizens have been devastated for a while, and their weak hearts are unbearable, and all kinds of ridicule are all over the Internet.

"Ah, my Tingting has become a thousand years of hatred when she stumbles!"

"If she misses a man like me, she will regret it for the rest of her life!"

"No matter how beautiful she is, what can she do, my brother will always be the man she can't get!"

……

And Giessen Satellite TV's "Entertainment Frontline" column was the first to report on the spot.

Host: "Our ace variety show "Let's Love Each Other" is in full swing recording, and today, the new recording has come to an end, and the couple combination that has attracted much national attention has officially held hands. ”

At this time, the Li family was sitting in front of the TV.

Dad Li's little eyes are gone, Mama Li's mouth can't be closed, and Little Jelly is waving her little hands in front of the TV in a circle, and I don't know which teacher taught the magical dance.

The phone at home has been blown up, not to mention the immediate family, some remote relatives who don't know Li's father and Li mother also hung up the phone, and Li's father and Li mother smiled and thanked everyone for their kindness.

The poor in the downtown no one asks, and the rich have distant relatives in the mountains.

With the popularity of their son two years ago, Li's father and Li's mother have deeply understood this truth, and they finally found out that their family is such a huge family!

Dad Li said happily: "Let's wrap a red envelope for the child!"

"How much is appropriate? The Gu family is not short of money, if you want to take a few thousand yuan to meet the gift like other people, it is obviously not enough, but you have to take more, no matter how much money you take, it is a small amount of money in the eyes of the Gu family!"

The two of them are worried, but what should they do?

Chinese people get married and fall in love, often not between two people, but also between two families. It's okay to say that you haven't seen your parents' love, and your parents just turn a blind eye and don't ask, but parents have known each other, so it's a bit complicated.

In the social form of Huaguo, it is actually very reasonable for the two sides to be close to each other, at least the two sides should not be too unbalanced, so that there are not too many obstacles for the two families to get along.

Before the 11th National Day, Li's father and Li's mother began to scratch their heads, and hung up a phone call to their son that night, asking him what he had ideas.

Li Fan wailed after putting down the phone: "Love has buried my freedom!!"

Li Fan began his journey to dominate the list, and only a few hours after the news of love came out, he successfully topped the Baidu headlines, Weibo hot search list, 361 search engine topic NO.1 and many other topics were the first hot.

There is no doubt that this is a youth love that the whole network pays attention to!

……

The next morning, as soon as Li Fan booked the ticket, Gu Yating knocked on the door and came in, then turned around and lay on the sofa, humming and chirping while playing with her mobile phone: "I'm tired, I climbed so high yesterday, and I'm still sore now. ”

Li Fan put down his mobile phone, glanced at Gu Yating who was lying on the sofa, and then rejoiced in his heart: The love has been announced, and the hand is also held, so the next step, should it be ...... Hey, hey, hey!

And this is obviously a hint to us, my girlfriend said that we can't serve when we're tired?

Li Fan asked, "Why don't I give you a massage?"

Gu Yating's fingers moved quickly on the mobile phone screen, and she said "um" casually.

Li Fan moved ten fingers and walked to the sofa excitedly, he glanced at this slender figure, where to start?

"I'll rub your shoulders first," Li Fan pressed his fingers on her shoulders and pressed them up indiscriminately, "How about it, it's okay?"

"Make do with it. ”

"I'm helping you press your waist. ”

Li Fan's hands slid down to her waist, and just pressed it a few times, but before she could taste the taste, she saw Gu Yating suddenly turn over suddenly, frowning and staring at him.

Li Fan said suspiciously: "What's wrong?"

"Look at the feet!"

Duang！

"Ahh

"Hmph, did you say that you leaked your mouth, what do you want to do?" Gu Yating said.

"I ......" Li Fan looked down at his paws, and then grinned, "I want to open the meat." ”

Seeing this, Gu Yating said, "Don't beat me up for the hell, you pigdragon!"

If ordinary people are called "pigdragons" by others, then he must be confused, completely ignorant of what to do, and he doesn't know how to fight back.

However, Li Fan is different, can he not understand the meaning of this word?

"Pig Dragon" refers to the famous An Lushan, who is the person in An Lushan, that is the person who dares to green Tang Xuanzong, the person who dares to call Yang Guifei, who is 16 years younger than him, a godmother, and one of the initiators of the Anshi Rebellion.

As for why it is called Pig Dragon, there is an allusion in this: it is said that one night, Tang Xuanzong and An Lushan were drinking, An Lushan was drunk and confused, and turned into a monster with a pig's body and a dragon's head, and the ministers said: "Your Majesty, this thing is a monster!" "Your Majesty, kill it to avoid future troubles!"

Tang Xuanzong said that although he had the head of a dragon, his body was that of a pig, and he had nothing to be afraid of and did nothing.

As a result, An Lushan had the nickname of "Pig Dragon".

This is from the Song Dynasty legend "Yang Taizhen's Biography", it is estimated that few modern people have seen such a bias, Li Fan has to admire Gu Yating's extensive reading, but the counterattack has to fight back.

Li Fan pulled out his posture and said: "You say that I am An Lushan, this is very wrong, first of all, An Lushan is a big fat man of 350 pounds, and I am only 120 pounds! Secondly, An Lushan is 16 years older than my godmother Yang Guifei, and you are the same age as me." Besides, do you dare to say yes if I call you godmother?"

Gu Yating raised her eyebrows and said, "Then you try it?"

"Uh...... The most important thing is that I just pressed your shoulders and rubbed your waist, and An Lushan's claws stretched out—" Li Fan stopped immediately when he said this, squinting his eyes fixedly and saluting at the girl's body.

Sou!

A pillow slammed over.

"Pervert!"

Li Fan grabbed the pillow and said: "And, the most important point, I can't compare with An Lushan, who scratched a paw on the chest of his godmother Yang Guifei, and directly scratched out the allusions and sayings 'Lushan's claws' and 'groping pig's hands', and Yang Guifei had to find a way to hide her scars, so she also invented the earliest strapless underwear in my country - Hezi! And what use do I have, press down on the shoulder and get a pillow reward. ”

"Let's get down to business, why are salty pig hands 'salty'?" Gu Yating said suspiciously.

"You don't understand this," Li Fan sat down beside her and continued: "'Salty' comes from the Cantonese word 'salty wet', which means 'lewd and lustful'. By the way, what allusions do you know about Yang Guifei?"

Gu Yating pouted, "It's too simple, test me?" Closing the moon and embarrassing flowers, riding the red dust concubine laughing, the concubine is drunk, and Li Fan's claws!"

"Go, go, go, then let me ask you, what kind of flower is the moon flower?"

"I don't know, I don't think there's a record. ”

It was said that Yang Guifei was not favored by the emperor, so she went to the palace to enjoy the flowers bored, and inadvertently touched the mimosa, so the palace maids touted it, what is as beautiful as the fairy makes the flowers ashamed, that is, hype, and then was targeted by Xuanzong. Let me ask you one more, what is Yang Guifei's original name?"

"Yang Yuhuan, what's this?"

Li Fan shook his head: "Wrong! I deduce that Yang Guifei's original name should be called Yang Yu!"

"Why, 'Ring' made you eat it?"

"Listen to me tell you, Yang Yuhuan's name is not written in the Old Tang Dynasty Book and the New Tang Dynasty Book, and there is no clear record in the Zizhi Tongjian, and the "Song of Long Hatred" only says that she is 'Yang Xuanyan's daughter', and it was not until a hundred years after the death of the concubine that the "Ming Emperor Miscellaneous Records" mentioned the 'Yang Guifei small character Yuhuan' for the first time, and it has been used by later generations to this day.

Yang Guifei has three real names 'Yu Nu', 'Yu Niang', and 'Yu Huan', among which the words 'slave, Niang, and Huan' are all a foil to Yang Guifei's name in different periods.

Jade slave is her childhood nickname, Jade Niang is her honorific title before canonization, and Yuhuan is what people call her after she canonized her concubine and became blessed with her body. Yang Guifei's real name should be 'Yang Yu'. ”

Gu Yating was highly skeptical, squinted her eyes and said, "It's really fake, are you talking nonsense again?"

Li Fan smiled: "Then I'll talk nonsense again, Yang Guifei has a problem, what is it?"

"She's so fat, should she be hyperlipidemia and high blood pressure?"

"That's not right!"

"Cardiovascular disease?"

"That's not right!"

"Snoring, fat people snore easily. ”

"No, it's a fox smell! That's why she bathed like crazy and added all kinds of flower petals. ”

Gu Yating was stunned for a moment, and said, "Nonsense! If that's the case, Tang Xuanzong can still pamper her?"

"Otherwise, I love you with your big feet!"

Duang!

Fly to the capital at noon tomorrow, and today, the two of them will go to the mountains to play together.

Spring City is a plain, there are no lofty mountains, two people climbed Hui Mountain, looking at the lush scene of natural joy.

However, Gu Yating soon found that Li Fan had changed his mind.

"Li Fan, I'm thirsty!"

"I said to buy two more bottles of water, but you didn't listen, you're thirsty now, you deserve it!"

"Eh, you can find a way to buy two bottles of water, right in front, I'll sit here and wait for you. ”

"Go by yourself, didn't you see that I'm busy?" Li Fan held the camera and pressed the shutter on a squirrel.

Gu Yating pouted and said, "Li Fan, you have changed! You were not like this yesterday!"

"Nonsense, wasn't yesterday the Qixi Festival? If I was so good to you every day, I wouldn't be exhausted to death?

"Ahh

Li Fan thought for a moment, and then nodded again and again: "Hmm!"

Gu Yating sat on a big rock, looked at him with a stiff face, stared at him with a camera to take pictures, and said in her heart that she would buy a camera to take pictures of herself, to be her own exclusive photographer, and to buy so many albums for herself, but the result was good, this lens never fell on herself from beginning to end!

Shoot the blue sky, shoot the woods, shoot the squirrel, shoot the flowers and plants, don't shoot yourself, sure enough, men rely on one mouth!

At this time, Li Fan suddenly turned around and teased her: "Come on, the battery is running out, take a picture of you to prove that we have been here." ”

"If you don't shoot, you're tired, and you're not in a beautiful mood!"

"Laugh one!"

Seeing Li Fan pick up the camera, Gu Yating subconsciously smiled and compared to an "eggplant".

Click, freeze.

Gu Yating was bored again, thinking: Yes, I finally have a photo of myself in that album, and then my photo is full of squirrels, woods, flowers and plants.

Li Fan suddenly raised the camera and said, "Laugh again!"

Gu Yating immediately put on a beautiful pose!

"Good, perfect!"

"Eh, Li Fan, how are you going to spend the Mid-Autumn Festival for me?"

Li Fan said suspiciously: "What does the Mid-Autumn Festival have to do with us? The main thing about the Mid-Autumn Festival is lovesickness and homesickness!"

"It doesn't matter, there is a lyric that sings well, 'Just spend a good moon on this full moon night, and the two hearts love each other; On this full moon night, there are lovers in pairs, 'Why is it okay?'

"Okay, barely count!"

Gu Yating rolled her eyes again and said, "What about the National Day?"

Li Fan was shocked, "What's it?"

"National Day!"

"National Day, big sister, National Day, you...... What did you do on National Day? That's your birthday, my 'motherland'?"

Gu Yating said solemnly: "It's not my birthday, but, without the XX Party, there would be no Xinhua Kingdom, and without Xinhua Kingdom, how could you and me!

Li Fan was stunned, "Sister, can you connect with this?"

"Uh-huh!" Gu Yating counted the days with her fingers, "After that, there will be Double Ninth Festival, Halloween ......"

Li Fan said in despair: "Then you add the twenty-four solar terms?"

Gu Yating's eyes flashed with excitement, "I didn't expect it, Cheng! Lichun, rain, stunning, vernal equinox, Qingming, Guyu-"

"Stop, stop, stop!" Li Fan grabbed Gu Yating's swinging fingers, "What have you been Qingming?"

Gu Yating looked at him affectionately and said, "I was born as your person, and death is your ghost!" ”

"Don't, don't, don't say it, bad luck! Are you going to go through all the festivals in China and abroad?"

Gu Yating looked aggrieved, "I can't help it, you want to be 'relaxed'!"

Li Fan admitted defeat, "Yes, what kind of water do you drink? orange juice or mineral water? I'll buy it now." ”

"Mineral water! Let's see if there are any snacks, tendons, beef jerky, preferably a piece of bread!"

Li Fan put down his camera and backpack and went to the small vendor in front of him to buy it.

"Li Fan, hurry up, I'm dying of thirst!"

Seeing that Li Fan really quickened his pace, Gu Yating sneered and said in a low voice: "Let's be small, fight with the old lady!"

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Before, in the daily "war" between Li Fan and Gu Yating, Li Fan has always been a winning general, and he has almost no defeats, but since the two of them held hands and became a couple, the two have been evenly matched, and even Li Fan has gradually become a little defeated by the opponent.

In the face of such a "bandit", Li Fan is determined to cultivate secretly so that he will not fall behind!

The next morning, the plane landed and arrived in the capital.

The two of them walked into Beijing University hand in hand, and then, everywhere they went, there were envious, jealous and hateful eyes.

Li Fan looked at the ten fingers of the two of them and asked, "Are we a little too ostentatious?"

Gu Yating nodded, "It seems to be!"

"Uh, why don't you leave a way for the dogs to live?"

"Whatever!"

Li Fan sneered, "You're so thick-skinned!"

"You're thick-skinned!"

……

"Ahem, ahem!"

After hearing a clear cough, Li Fan and Gu Yating turned around one after another, only to see Lu Yaya, who was dressed in a suit, looking at them with a smile.

"Hello senior sister!"

"Hello Sister Yaya!"

……

"Okay! Li Fan, come with me, there's a big matter!"

Li Fan said suspiciously: "What's the matter?"

"Just go. ”

"Wait a minute, I'll send my backpack upstairs first, it's too heavy. ”

When Li Fan went downstairs again, he had already changed into a military training uniform, tied a belt and put on a hat, and returned to the identity of a freshman.

Lu Yaya said as she walked: "How good are your couplets, can you still reach the level of 18 couplets in the video?"

"Yes!"

Lu Yaya nodded with satisfaction, "That's good." ”

"What?"

Lu Yaya stopped walking, patted him on the shoulder and said:

"Kill Chenhua University!"