Chapter 44: Your Majesty is a Scumbag (10)

Yun Xi made a tiger face and glared at Li Zifeng unhappily: "How can this be harmful? It is clear that I attach great importance to you, Li Aiqing should not be modest." ”

Li Zifeng still wanted to speak, but he was kicked by Yun Xi, fell to the ground on his back, and finally struggled to get up to reason with her, but saw that Yun Xi had already coughed and went out.

Yun Xi has been pretending to be sick a lot recently, and she has some experience, and her body coughs as soon as she arches, as if she is about to cough her body apart.

The little palace maids in Tai'an Palace ate her very much, and as soon as they heard her voice, they hurriedly ran over, wearing cloaks and robes, and they were all anxious to cry.

"Oh, Your Majesty! It's windy outside, why did you come out like this? If something goes wrong, how can the slaves and maids live!"

Yun Xi smiled lightly and rubbed the top of the little palace maid's hair, and comforted the other two: "Where is it so bad? I am such a big person, will I be blown away by the strong wind? Besides, I have been carefully recuperated by Imperial Doctor Li recently, I feel that this body is already very good, and I see that the weather is good today, so I want to go out for a walk." ”

Li Zifeng watched Yun Xi from a distance and said a few words to ripple the spring hearts of those little palace maids, and one by one he hated to take out all his hearts and dedicate them to her, and he couldn't help but feel a chill on his body.

Since the emperor did not die of poison that day, the whole thing seems to be a different person, not only the toxins on his body are all cleared, but his brain is much better than before, he must have this scheming earlier, and he will not be played by his wife, brother and mother-in-law.

Since she wanted Yang Yunzhao, who was far away at the border, to know that her illness had improved, Yun Xi had to go out to show off.

On this day, Yun Xifang walked out of the Tai'an Palace and walked to the Imperial Garden, and saw a young girl in a green shirt jumping on tiptoe under a pear blossom tree from a distance.

The girl was only fifteen or sixteen years old, and she was very cute and lovely, at this time she wrung her eyebrows, biting her lip with a stubborn look, and she was very interested in Yunxi.

She left the palace maid and eunuch with her where she was, and stepped forward and asked, "What's the matter?"

The girl took a step back in fright when she heard Yun Xi's voice, Yun Xi hurriedly held her shoulder, and then she stabilized her body and turned her head to look at Yun Xi.

Yun Xi was wearing a lake-blue robe today, and he didn't wear anything that symbolized imperial power, which was not much different from ordinary officials and eunuchs. The girl didn't seem to recognize Yun Xi, looked her up and down, and said a little arrogantly, "Who are you?

Yun Xi was slightly stunned, and then smiled: "I'm just an idler, I happened to pass by, I just happened to be passing by, I looked at this young lady as if there was something difficult to ask more, I didn't want to disturb the young lady, I really deserved to die." ”

The girl looked at Yun Xi suspiciously: "Idler?" But then she no longer cared about Yun Xi's identity, pointed to the top of the pear tree and said, "Do you have a way to get my little obedient girl down from the tree?"

"Little girl?" Yun Xi looked in the direction of her finger, and saw a white-haired parrot standing high in the treetops, looking at them condescendingly with contempt in her eyes.

Yo, this little beauty's pet has a lot of personality.

The parrot noticed Yun Xi's gaze, turned its head arrogantly, and the goose-yellow feathers on the top of her head couldn't stop shaking: "Presumptuous! presumptuous!

Yun Xi was stunned when he heard this: "Miss, you have a big temper." ”

The girl hurriedly covered Yun Xi's mouth and said, "You be quiet, don't scare it away, this palace is so big, if it flies out, it won't be found." You can figure out how to get it off the tree for me. ”

Yun Xi is actually not interested in catching birds, but since she has dressed as a man, she has been quite keen on flirting with girls. Seeing such a cute and beautiful girl making a request, how could she not be satisfied?

So he tugged at the girl's palm and chuckled, "Okay, I'll help you, but you also know that this pear tree is very tall, and it will take me a lot of effort to climb up." ”

The girl heard the meaning of Yun Xi's words, and hurriedly said: "Don't worry, as long as you help me catch it, I will never treat you badly, my aunt is the queen mother, I can help you do whatever official position or reward you want!"

"Huh?" Yun Xi was stunned: "The Queen Mother is your aunt?"

In this palace, there is no one who can say such things except Yang Yunxi, the Shaohua county lord who is regarded as his own by the Queen Mother. Could it be that the person in front of him turned out to be his cousin who promised Prince Teng as his wife?

But she thought about it, her cousin and cousin were born a pair, even if they were Wang Ziteng's fiancΓ©e, they could flirt. After all, the king of Yongjun behind the lord of Shaohua occupies the position of the secretary of the ministry, and is responsible for the appointment and dismissal of officials of the Great Zhou Dynasty, and he is very powerful.

She said, "Okay, I'll help you, but you have to kiss me, otherwise I won't help." ”

"What!" the county lord of Shaohua shouted: "You dare to tease me? Do you know what my identity is!"

Yun Xi said disapprerovingly: "I naturally know that you are the Shaohua County Lord of Yongwang Mansion, and we still have some relatives." Don't you want to? Forget it, I don't really want to climb trees anyway. Look, you parrot is about to fly, don't blame me when the time comes. ”

The county lord of Shaohua looked at her angrily: "Do you know the identity of this palace and dare to threaten this palace?"

Yun Xi straightened his sleeves, a trace of impatience appeared on his face, and he raised his feet and was about to leave: "Kiss or not, I can leave if you don't kiss." ”

The county lord of Shaohua remembered grabbing her sleeve, jumped up and gnawed on her face: "Kiss! hurry up and help the county lord catch the bird!"

Yun Xi wiped the wet saliva on her face, smiled and gave a thumbs up: "Refreshing! I like you as a simple girl." ”

Since she deceived a fragrant kiss, she naturally couldn't help but speak, but the parrot looked very clever, and if she moved too much, she was afraid of disturbing it and scaring it away, so she could only slowly hold on to the trunk and climb up little by little.

This pear tree is more than 100 years old, and it is very tall and stout, and it rained a little last night, and the trunk was wet, and Yun Xi used his hands and feet to climb to the canopy.

Yun Xi stroked the trunk of the tree and stood up, and heard the Shaohua County Lord under the tree say nervously: "Slow down! Slow down! Don't scare it!" Yun Xi gave her a reassuring look and turned her head to look at the parrot.

The parrot stopped at the end of a horizontal branch, tilting its head to look at Yunxi with round eyes, looking cute and cute. Yun Xi stroked the trunk of the tree with one hand and beckoned to the parrot with the other: "Little girl, come here, come to my brother." ”

The little obediently moved out in disgust, and a sharp voice came out of his mouth: "Presumptuous! presumptuous!"

Forehead...... This bird's vocabulary is a little lacking, what else will he say besides being presumptuous?

She hooked her little finger: "Little girl, come here, my brother will take you to find the female parrot!"

The response to her was still presumptuous, which was said three times in a row.

This is very unpleasant, Yun Xi kindly wants to find a girlfriend for it, but it doesn't appreciate it, can it still play happily together?

She moved out a little bit boldly, Yang Yunxi's tall figure, and she had recently raised quite strong, so she moved forward a little, and the trunk was pressed and bent.

Yun Xi chuckled in her heart, could it be that she was already fat enough to be so overwhelmed by the big branches of this bowl?

But the parrot was only half a palm's distance from her fingertips, and if she went a little further, she could grab its wings and pull it back. This parrot is so arrogant, if you don't catch it back and teach it a good lesson, it really thinks how awesome it is.

Thinking of this, she continued to take a step forward, and her long arm slammed forward, and the parrot caught it in her hand.

Who knew that she had just grabbed the parrot in her hand, and the parrot struggled violently: "Presumptuous, presumptuous, presumptuous!" The sharp claws scratched the back of Yun Xi's hand, and the huge wings slapped Yun Xi's face mercilessly.

Yun Xi hurriedly used his hand to block it, but his feet slipped and his center of gravity was unstable, and he grabbed the parrot and fell straight from the tree, causing the county lord of Shaohua to scream in shock

The palace maids and eunuchs who were hiding in the distance heard the movement, and only then did they react, and rushed out in a hurry, shouting hoarsely: "Your Majesty!

Yun Xi rolled his eyes angrily, and said in his heart that if he fell to the ground this time, he would have to break his muscles and bones for a hundred days. Just when she was thinking about how to land on the ground without pain after all, suddenly a figure swept towards this side and took her in her arms in mid-air.

She subconsciously raised her hand and hugged his neck to prevent herself from falling, and when she saw his face, her brain was a little dazed, and she let him hold him in the air and fall to the ground in a circle.

They looked at each other, one tall and handsome, the other handsome and slender, and everyone in the four places was stunned. It wasn't until the eunuch and palace maid beside her reacted and hurriedly pounced over and said, "Your Majesty, are you okay, Your Majesty!" that the harmony in front of her was broken.

Yun Xi's heart was almost broken, I had something, something very big.

This prince Teng is really ghostly, the last time they met, they gave her a princess hug, and now they have a princess hug that has been turned in the air for three and a half weeks, an upgraded version of the princess.

You must know that she is a man now, or the king of a country, what kind of body does he have to be hugged around like this all day long?

She couldn't help but say, "Commander Wang, how long are you going to hold me like this?"

Wang Ziteng seemed to have just reacted, put Yun Xi on the ground safely, and then knelt down and pleaded: "Weichen is late to save the car, the crime deserves death, I hope the emperor will forgive the sin!"

Hey, shouldn't the point be about offending the dragon body?

But Yun Xi couldn't say it clearly, so he had to pretend not to care: "It's okay, I want to climb the tree to catch this beast, it has nothing to do with Aiqing, it's time for you to come." ”

With a strong hand, she screamed at the pinched man who had scratched her: "Presumptuous, presumptuous, presumptuous!"

When he turned his head, he saw the county lord of Shaohua glaring at Wang Ziteng and Yunxi with a ghostly look: "Your Majesty, are you the emperor?"