Chapter 5: Two Couples

On Tuesday, July 8th, after yesterday's haunted house incident, Tang Zhihang and I finally got our wish to eat the cake of the "Lilith Dessert House" that we have always dreamed of, but after knowing that the shop was opened by Wu Xuan's family, I guess we will have more opportunities to eat there in the future.

Today is still the same as yesterday, after class, Wu Xuan and Liu Lang came to us again, obviously making an appointment to meet at the designated place, but Wu Xuan insisted on coming to us in person for some reason.

This is tiring Liu Lang, he was forcibly pulled by Wu Xuan as soon as he got out of class, and when they came here, Liu Lang was already lying on the table like a frosted eggplant, it seemed that he had to wait for Liu Lang to slowly recover when he went to eat.

Sitting in the classroom, Tang Zhihang tried his best to keep a distance from me when he had Wu Xuan, for some reason Wu Xuan seemed to be a little resistant to Tang Zhihang for some reason, and seemed to feel jealous when he saw that the relationship between me and Tang Zhihang was a little better.

It seems that we still have to find a way to explain to Wu Xuan clearly, it is absolutely impossible for Tang Zhihang and I to have a wonderful relationship.

Wu Xuan sat beside me, ignored my objections, hugged me and said to Liu Lang: "Have you rested? What is a big man doing so hypocritically? I didn't even gasp, you were tired like this." ”

"I can't compare with you," Liu Lang waved his hand and said, "Have you ever heard of the power ......of love?"

Wu Xuan no longer paid attention to Liu Lang and quietly waited for Liu Lang to rest. And at this moment, a figure appeared at the door.

"You guys, wait until you leave...... Huh?" The person standing at the door was Shang Qingyun, the only supernatural teacher in Shang University, and when he saw us in the classroom, he walked in and asked, "It's a few of you, why are you still here after school?"

Wu Xuan said angrily: "Aren't you waiting for some unproductive guy to rest." ”

Shang Qingyun looked at Liu Lang, who was lying on the side panting, and smiled: "Yo, what's wrong with Liu Lang being so tired?

"It's much more tiring than running a marathon...... Liu Lang recovered a little and stood up and said, "Teacher Shang, what are you doing here?"

"Ah, it's nothing, I happened to be passing by......" Shang Qingyun said and looked at Tang Zhihang, this is the first meeting between Tang Zhihang and Shang Qingyun in the real sense, he has never seen Tang Zhihang before, and his memory of investigating Tang Zhihang has also been deleted by Yami, naturally he doesn't know Tang Zhihang: "Who is this classmate?"

I didn't tell Tang Zhihang about Shang Qingyun and them, Tang Zhihang just heard Liu Lang call him "Teacher Shang" and thought that this person was a teacher in our school, so he naturally said defenselessly: "My name is Tang Zhihang, and I am friends with Liu Lang." ”

"Tang Zhihang?" Shang Qingyun turned to look at me and said with some surprise: "I remember that you seem to be called Tang Yihan, right?

"No, it's just a classmate who happens to be in the same class. "When I said this, I forgot that I had told Sasha about my identity before, and then I gave Sasha a fake phone number and then I have been hiding from Sasha, what will happen if Shang Qingyun goes back and tells Sasha about this?

Shang Qingyun just nodded, his shrewd eyes rolled and said, "By the way, are you going to eat? ”

Nonsense, you still have five idle eaters waiting for you to go back and make lunch. People didn't know that I was clear, so I deliberately made a look of disgust and said, "Eh, isn't it? We're two couples dating together, what are you doing with you, teacher? ”

The three of them didn't expect me to suddenly say that we were two couples, but they all knew that I would definitely not want this Shang Qingyun to go to dinner with us when I said this, so Tang Zhihang cooperated with me and said, "Yes...... Mr. Shang. We two couples still don't want to bring someone else on a date...... You'd better go find someone else. ”

Shang Qingyun didn't show anything abnormal, he continued to smile and said, "Ah, I didn't expect you to be two couples...... Wu Xuan, you and Liu Lang are lovers, right? ”

Wu Xuan hugged my neck again and said, "What are you kidding, my girlfriend is Gardenia, and of course I am also Gardenia's girlfriend." ”

Shang Qingyun's original smile froze, since I just said that we are two couples here, and Wu Xuan said that she and I are a couple, then the remaining Tang Zhihang and Liu Lang ......

Shang Qingyun looked at the two, the two of them were originally very reluctant to do this, but after seeing the pleading eyes of me and Wu Xuan, Tang Zhihang ruthlessly hugged Liu Lang's small waist, and said with a smile: "I...... Me and the Cowherd...... Haha, we've known each other since kindergarten, and we grew up wearing a pair of pants - the kind of relationship between wearing a pair of pants in every sense, I know his depth, and he knows my strengths...... But Mr. Shang, you're pretty good. ”

Saying that, Tang Zhihang and Liu Lang looked at Shang Qingyun at the same time with the kind of eyes that looked at the prey, and stared at Shang Qingyun tremblingly.

"Farewell! goodbye! Excuse me!" Shang Qingyun turned around and ran away without saying a word, not giving us a chance to react at all.

Liu Lang hurriedly slapped Tang Zhihang's hand away in disgust and scolded: "Bah! You know my depth, I know your strengths and weaknesses! Why are you attacking me? Lao Tzu took out a lot more than you, okay?"

Tang Zhihang twitched the corners of his mouth and said, "Do you think I am willing? Isn't it to drive that guy away? Besides, you took it out and was bigger than me? Have you seen me? You tell me how big your thing is." ”

Liu Lang estimated that his head was in the water and he didn't react, as soon as Tang Zhihang said this, he raised his hand and gestured a size, but we don't have a ruler and don't have the energy to compare the size of Liu Lang's stroke. Visually, that size must be about 15 centimeters, right? It's a long time for an Asian boy...... Ahem, nothing.

When Liu Lang came out, he calmed down, and Liu Lang, who knew that he had done something he shouldn't have done, hurriedly put away his hand and said, "Phew, Tang Zhihang, you calculate me!"

"Who is to blame?" Tang Zhihang took two steps back and kept a distance from Liu Lang and said, "Please don't get close to me, you pervert who compares the size of your little brother in front of girls." ”

Wu Xuan and I also took a few steps back and said, "Please stay away from us, you pervert who is the size of your little brother in front of girls." ”