Chapter 354: Catching a Turtle in an Urn
Dad began to cry and laugh: "Little rabbit, why do you always make fun of your father! Don't you have a son in the future?"
I smiled and said to my father, "What if it's a daughter?"
My father thought for a while and said, "Isn't it fashionable to have equality between men and women now?" Isn't it written everywhere on the streets of our village that boys and girls are the same, and girls can also pass incense?"
I deliberately said, "What if I don't have children?"
When my father heard this, he immediately became anxious: "You dare! Do you want our family to break off the generation? Let me tell you, I firmly disagree with this point, you said that you have been studying for more than ten years, why don't you even understand the truth that unfilial piety is great?"
My dad supported me in going to school, he knew that knowledge could change everything, and that if I wanted to make my life better, I had to learn more. But I didn't get angry, and during my studies, I was seriously biased in the subjects, and the liberal arts were stunned, and the sciences were stupid and stupid. However, when I was a sophomore in high school, I chose science, which I had already learned seven of my eight skills, and I only knew one science subject.
Someone asked, why do you choose science when you can't do science? The reason is simple, because my girlfriend chose liberal arts. Someone asked again, since your girlfriend chose liberal arts, why did you choose science? This reason is not difficult, because at that time the two of us were in conflict, contradictions, contradictions, of course, there was a spear and a shield, she chose the spear, so I chose the shield.
I forgot to mention that my girlfriend's name is Wang Lin, a beautiful, cute and empathetic girl.
Actually, I regret it now, I shouldn't have gambled on my future, and if I lose, I can't afford to gamble anymore. Well, Wang Lin was admitted to a key university, but I fell behind Sun Shan. We had a breakup because of this, and I brought it up because I don't think we're in the same class now.
I proposed to break up at the right place and at the right time, for the simple reason that the distance between us was gradually widening, a college student, a student who was not on the score, and was about to become a social outcast.
That day, I let Wang Lin lose her temper like a storm, I just kept quiet, quietly looking at her, looking at this girl I loved so much. In the end, Wang Lin finally fell into my arms when she was tired, and I gently hugged her.
So gentle, so happy, so nostalgic.
I don't know why, the idea I had held on for a long time succumbed to Wang Lin's storm and tearful eyes, and finally I retracted my heart to break up.
That night, we sat on the lawn by the West Lake for a long, long time, looking at the moon and stars in the sky, and vowed to be together for the rest of our lives. From that night on, I learned that this is how the so-called alliance came about.
In the end, we are still together, I know that Wang Lin loves me, and I also know that I love Wang Lin, very much and very much, which is why we are still together.
When I took the Chinese and English exams in the college entrance examination, I barely raised my pen and kept writing in one breath, which was called an enjoyable one, and it was even more refreshing than smoking opium. After writing it, I walked out of the examination room with my head held high without even checking it, which made me feel envious.
But when I was taking the math and science exams, I thought about it left and right, thought about it, scratched my head and scratched my ears, and I couldn't write a reason, so I could only look left and right and look forward to peeking at other people's answers like a thief, but the invigilator was too strict, and I couldn't copy it, and finally ended up with a face full of colors, all of which were the invigilator's cold eyes and warnings.
As soon as the test results came out, I fell through my glasses, with 15 points in mathematics, 85 points in science, 130 points in Chinese, and 140 points in English. With a total score of 370 points, I can go to a bullshit university! After my father learned about my grades, he sighed: "Why didn't you inherit my science cell, but instead cultivated a liberal arts cell yourself, can it be said that our cells are mutated cells?"
I really admire my dad, I can still make jokes at this time, I know that my dad's science is a bargain and has nothing to say, but unfortunately it has not been inherited to me, and I can't help it.
Dad gave four choices: first, repeat the study, and work hard for another year, and strive to get a good score in the exam next year; second, go home to farm, the family's nine acres of land are still waiting for me to moisten; third, go out to work, the sky is high and the birds fly, the sea is wide and the fish jumps, and the young people are going to go out to break through; fourth, find a school to continue to study, before the college entrance examination, many school admissions officers came to our class to publicize, and that propaganda is the real evil.
I don't have the motivation to repeat my studies, I now see that the formulas of science are as big as a mallet, and it is not realistic to re-choose liberal arts, and they have already fallen behind in the course of two years; when I go home to farm, I am not willing to obey fate like this, I myself have never been a person who refuses to admit defeat; I have already said before that I don't want to enter society so early, I am afraid that I will enter society now; I am afraid that I can only take this evil path now if I look for a school to continue my studies.
"I want to go back to school. "I lowered my head and didn't dare to look at my dad, the voice was very small, but I knew that my dad would definitely hear it.
After a moment of silence, Dad let out a long breath and finally said, "Okay, since you want to go to school, then go back to school." I will provide you with iron even if I smash the pot and sell iron, and you can find the school yourself, I don't have that idle time. ”
I jumped up and hugged my dad's neck and said, "Thank you, dad, I love you the most." ”
Dad pushed me away and said solemnly: "Don't be too happy too early, you go to school and give me some fun, Dad is holding the coffin for you, don't let Dad provide for you in vain, that's burning money." ”
In fact, I know my father's true thoughts, he wants me to stay and guard the nine acres and four cents of land at home with him, and do my duty to be a farmer, a self-sufficient farmer. I also thought about going home to farm, after all, I am the son of a farmer, and if I want to do my part, I have to do my part.
I think if my fate really sets me up as a peasant, then I have to be a noble peasant, a pure peasant, a peasant detached from low tastes.
But now I am not reconciled, because of my youth and frivolity, because of my refusal to admit defeat, even if fate fixes me as a peasant, I have to do my best to turn over. As I thought about it, my two legs had already led me down the road to finding a school.
I called a few iron buddies, although I didn't learn much knowledge in high school, but the brothers had a vote, and at the critical moment, hundreds of brothers gathered together.
If I set up an underworld organization, it would not be a way out, but I know that ganging up is a violation of the law after all, and I have never thought of going against the country, I am a good law-abiding and patriotic citizen.
Wang Lin's score in the college entrance examination is unexpectedly high, nearly 600 points, I remember that in the first year of high school, she still followed me behind to ask questions, and now she finally turned over to be the master, which makes me feel very unhappy, although we have a good relationship now, but when I face the reality, I always feel that the dwarf is a head, after all, she is now a high-level student, and I am not even a low-level student, the whole is in tatters.
When I arrived at the county seat, Wang Lin was already waiting for me by the West Lake, she saw me smiling and jumped to my side and grabbed my arm, seeing her smile my heart was unhappy immediately dissipated like a cloud of smoke, it seems that love is really a bit of magic, it will make people dizzy when it should make people dizzy.
"Why are you here?" said Wang Lin, coquettishly.
"Isn't that because you can't walk because you think?" I said with a smile.
"Are you two sour, and don't let the brothers live?" Chen Jin, who was with me, couldn't stand this kind of scene and teased.
"I'm sour to find your Wen Ran. Wang Lin skimmed Chen Jin.
I was stealing fun on the sidelines, Chen Jin hammered me, and then we laughed uncontrollably.
When I really went to look for a school, I realized that private colleges and universities were a handful, scattered on the streets and alleys, and could be seen everywhere.
We had only walked less than two steps before we saw rows of banners of colleges and universities lining the streets, which was very spectacular.
Let's look at the past one by one, the names of various colleges and universities have sprung up like mushrooms after a rain, and each of them is as interesting as a hundred schools of thought, such as Heaven Academy, Future Academy, Human Academy, Tomorrow Academy, Hell Academy, Mythology Academy, Legend Academy, etc., etc., which make people dazzling and dizzy.
There are some students and parents in front of every school, and it seems that there are many students who have failed to make the list like me, but I don't know where to start now.
"Let's sweep through the past one by one, compare the goods, and there is always one that is satisfied. "Chen Jin gave me ideas on the side.
Chen Jin's idea is exactly what I want, it is not a loss to be a football partner for three years, and many things can be thought of together, this tacit understanding is played in football games. I nodded and went to the first Heavenly Academy.
The admissions staff of Paradise College brought the information of their school to me one by one for me to appreciate, the information was too gorgeous, it can only be said that it was appreciated, and the admissions staff rendered it like a river, I didn't hold it at once, and I decided to go to heaven. But I was stopped by Chen Jin, and Chen Jin whispered in my ear: "Compare goods." ”
Immediately pulled me back from heaven to earth, I cleared my throat, pretended not to make up my mind, and told the people of Heaven Academy to think about it.
The people at Paradise College asked me to fill out a form saying that they would leave me a spot first, and I would contact them after I thought about it, and then gave me a copy of the school's promotional materials.
We inquired about each of the colleges in turn, and finally found that the information of all private colleges and universities can be compared to works of art, which is called a beautiful one, and I began to feel furious when I saw it, and doubted the authenticity of the information.
Wang Lin was attracted by those dazzling and colorful pictures, and kept clamoring to go to this school, to go to that school, and wanted to go to all the universities.