To tell you the truth, Xu Xiangbei has never been a face-saving person.

Seeing that Chen Sanye had fainted, he directly opened the car door, took out a lighter from Chen Sanye's pocket, lit a cigarette beautifully, took a deep breath, and then walked leisurely to the Ferrari on the side.

"Beauty, open the door!"

Xu knocked on the car door to the north.

Black Rose glared at Xu Xiangbei in disgust, she hated second-hand smoke the most, especially in an enclosed space like a carriage.

Knock knock.

"Sesame, open the door!" Xu Xiangbei grimaced at the car.

"Idiot. ”

Black Rose rolled her eyes.

"Little rabbit obediently open the door, hurry up, I'm going to come in......," Xu Xiangbei pleaded with a hippie smile.

"Childish. ”

Black Rose snorted coldly, still indifferent.

I don't know why, when she saw Xu Xiangbei crashing into Chen Sanye without hesitation in order to avenge her, her heart was quite touched.

However, when she saw Xu Xiangbei's evil smile, she couldn't help but feel disgusted.

Hmph, a stinky sling, and you also want to soak Aunt Ben's grandmother?

There are as many suitors as black roses as carp across the river, which one is not a young talent?

Xu Xiangbei's sling silk is inconspicuous when thrown on the street, and it deserves to make her tempted?

Phew, even if you think about it!

"Hey, stinky bitch, don't you have a shame?"

Xu Xiangbei was so angry that he jumped to his feet and knocked on the car door impatiently: "If you don't open the door again, believe it or not, I take off my pants in front of your car?"

As he spoke, he made a gesture to untie the belt of his trousers.

The corner of Black Rose's mouth smiled, and she actually raised her chin, as if she was ready to enjoy Xu Xiangbei's performance with great interest, and she didn't mean to open the door at all.

Seeing that Black Rose was indifferent, Xu Xiangbei had no choice but to take off his pants.

His large pants had already been scratched, and he reached out and pulled them off, revealing a pair of Mickey Mouse panties inside.

Seeing that the car behind him began to catch up, Xu Xiangbei glanced up at the top of the mountain, shook his head, leaned on the car door and smoked a cigarette boringly: "I knew I wouldn't come to the competition, I wasted five thousand yuan, and I didn't catch anything......"

If Xu Xiangbei wants to win the first place, he must be out of play.

By this time Jack must have gone to the top of the hill and taken off the pennant.

"Hey, don't put your ass on me!"

Seeing Xu Xiangbei leaning against the car window with his butt and smoking like no one else, ****** almost blocked the entire car window, and the black rose in the car finally couldn't help but roll down the window and glared at Xu Xiangbei viciously.

"Don't worry, I'll just rub it off and won't go in. ”

Xu Xiangbei turned his head and smiled at the black rose, and at the end, he added: "I won't be pregnant." ”

I just can't get in?

Won't get pregnant?

In the first half of the sentence, Black Rose could barely understand, and in the next sentence, she couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth, what does it mean that she won't get pregnant?

"Stinky rascal, you dare to take advantage of the old lady again, see if I don't break your third leg!"

Black Rose gritted her teeth.

Xu Xiangbei shook his head and smiled, reached into the window, opened the door, sat on the Ferrari, squeezed his eyebrows at the black rose and said, "Go, I'll take you to win the championship!"

"Champion?"

Black Rose shook her head and sneered: "I'm afraid Jack has rushed to the top of the mountain now, and it is impossible to catch up." ”

Xu Xiangbei took a cigarette in his mouth and said domineeringly: "Lao Tzu can catch up with your group of spicy chickens when he drives Santana, if I drive a Ferrari, you are only worthy of eating ashes behind me." Let's switch positions, and I'll deal with this Jack. ”

"You ......"

As soon as Black Rose was about to speak, Xu Xiangbei raised his ass and crawled to the driver's seat, and the appearance of his teeth and claws frightened Black Rose into a hurry and got out of the car, for fear that this guy with no bottom line would correct her on the spot in the car.

This stinky rascal who said that he would take off his pants, Black Rose didn't dare to let him do anything.

After getting out of the car, the mountain breeze blew, and the black rose rubbed her temples and sobered up a lot.

Toot!

Xu Xiangbei rang the horn impatiently to urge, although the black rose was reluctant, but still climbed into the co-pilot's seat, no way, in this wilderness, if you walk down the mountain on a pair of feet, I am afraid that it will have to be until dawn.

Rumble......

As soon as Black Rose got into the car, before he could fasten his seatbelt, the Ferrari sprang out with a thud.

The top of the mountain.

Jack's GTR came to a smooth stop, the door opened, and the tall Jack took out a cigar from his arms, lit it, hugged the charming girl beside him, and walked to the pennant planted on the top of the mountain.

At the foot of the mountain, all the spectators held their breath and watched the situation on the top of the mountain.

Due to the viewing angle, people at the foot of the mountain cannot see the scene on the top of the mountain, only the light of the car lights.

"Look, someone has rushed to the top of the mountain!"

"There is no doubt that Jack must have won the championship!

"Even Chen Sanye was defeated by Jack, it seems that this is the gap between amateur and professional!"

There was a lot of talk in the crowd, and everyone thought that Jack had taken off the pennant and won the championship.

Rumble......

Just as Jack pulled down the pennant and was about to strapit it on his GTR, a Ferrari whizzed in, flicked its tail beautifully, and came to a steady stop next to the GTR.

The car door opened, and Xu Xiangbei, who was wearing only a pair of pants, got out of the car and yelled at Jack: "Hey, Golden Retriever, give me the pennant, otherwise, be careful that I break your legs!"

"Oh, little guy in cartoon panties, how dare you provoke me? Let me tell you, you are all sick men of East Asia!"

Jack sneered when he heard this, looked down at Xu Xiangbei's Mickey Mouse underwear, and the disdain in his eyes became more and more intense: "Come on, let me see your Chinese kung fu!"

As he spoke, he took a boxing pose.

Boom!

Xu Xiangbei rolled his eyes angrily, twisted his waist suddenly, kicked the ground, and kicked it to the ground with a straight kick.

"Ah, my stomach hurts......"

After scolding a few words in English, Jack began to wail in stiff Chinese again.

Xu Xiangbei stepped on Jack's chest, blushing, and finally held back a sentence in English: "China No.1, Yellow Hair No.2, do you understand?"

"Yes, I know!"

The golden retriever nodded again and again, where do you dare to make another time?

"What? You were trampled under the soles of your feet, and you still dare to move?"

Xu Xiangbei kicked Jack's chest again, and with a pig-like wail, Jack's body curled up into a shrimp.

The charming girl on the side screamed in fright and looked at Xu Xiangbei in horror.

"Do you dare to move?"

Xu Xiangbei glared at Jack.

"Impressed?"

Jack was stunned and rolled his eyes in anger.

was kicked to the ground, and was still moved?

If this is killed by Xu Xiangbei, wouldn't you be grateful?

Jack wisely chose to keep his mouth shut.

Xu Xiangbei was a little bored, turned his head and smiled at the charming girl: "How is it, our Chinese kung fu is amazing, right?"

"Awesome, awesome!"

The charming girl nodded like a chicken pecking rice, and looked at Xu Xiangbei timidly.

"I'll tell you secretly, I'm more powerful in bed, let's talk about it when we have time!"

Xu Xiangbei quietly leaned over to the charming girl and muttered, then lifted Jack up like a chicken, and explained: "Golden Retriever, I want this pennant, but we Chinese people have always been convinced by virtue, now I will give you a chance, let's compete again, who goes down the mountain first, who takes this pennant, what do you think?"

"Well, a gentleman is hard to chase after a horse. ”

When Jack heard this, his eyes lit up, and he hurriedly agreed.

"It's a gentleman who says that it's hard to chase eight horses, you are really uneducated. ”

Xu Xiangbei taught the Tao seriously.

"Oh, a gentleman can't chase a horse. ”

Jack's old face turned red, and he nodded resignedly: "I just learned Chinese for more than two years, and my culture is not high." ”

Inside the Ferrari, Black Rose was speechless for a while, but she couldn't laugh or cry.

It's really hooligans who are not terrible, and they are most afraid that hooligans are cultured!

(End of chapter)