Volume 1 The Birth of Tang Yihan Chapter 118 Wu Xuan's Mind
Hello everyone, I'm Tang Yihan, at this time, I was standing at the door of Wu Xuan's room with the puppet that was thrown by Wu Xuan just now, but I didn't know what to do.
After hesitating for a long time, I knocked on Wu Xuan's door with a four-leaf clover sign.
There was no response, so I said, "Wu Xuan...... I know you're dissatisfied, and I've deceived you. I also know that I can't continue this relationship with you...... Then I can only say goodbye to you one last time...... Maybe we won't have a chance to meet again in the future, right? This puppet you just threw over...... It should be a master...... Since it was given to you by your sister, you have to take care of it...... I left it at the door, and that's it, I'm gone...... ...... again"
Before the "goodbye" was finished, Wu Xuan hurriedly opened the door and shouted to me, "Don't go!"
I stood at the door and looked at Wu Xuan, the guy realized that I was tricking her out after opening the door and seeing me, but when she wanted to close the door again, I had already blocked my foot on the edge of the door frame, "Close, if you want to cut off my foot, you can close it." ”
Wu Xuan was a little reluctant to let go of the doorknob, and I walked into Wu Xuan's room with the puppet she had just thrown away. Without Wu Xuan's permission, I walked in like this.
After doing this very rude gesture, I was first shocked by Wu Xuan's room. The window of Wu Xuan's room seemed to be blocked by heavy curtains, so the sunlight from outside could not shine in. Inside, Wu Xuan's room is about 100 square meters, and her room alone is already comparable to an ordinary family's house. The bedroom is also divided into two floors by tempered glass, and the ceiling is full of chandeliers like stars, and the chandelier in the middle is actually in the shape of a full moon.
When I looked back, I could see that the floor I was standing on was full of artificial turf, and even though it was artificial turf, I could smell the faint smell of grass, and I even wondered if it was really a lawn down there. There were a few small flowers in the corner, and I couldn't tell if they were really flowers because of the dim light and the distance. However, I could see that in the other corner there was a thick tree that I didn't know if it was true or not, and the branches and leaves of the big tree were clinging to the ceiling, so if I sat under the tree, I might look like I was sitting under the starry sky, right?
I can't imagine how much money was spent to decorate such a room? It seems that Wu Xuan's parents really love this daughter.
Pulling me at a loss, Wu Xuan pulled me under the tree that I didn't know whether it was true or not, she slapped on the trunk, and a secret door suddenly popped open on the tree, and the originally dark room was illuminated by the light emitted from the trunk, and it turned out that there was a small room in the trunk.
Wu Xuan dragged me into the room, and after a brief blindness, I could see clearly the scene inside the "tree hole"—a large bed in the shape of marigolds, the floor was full of scattered red rose petals, and there were countless shelves on the surrounding walls, most of which were filled with various animal dolls. It's just that on the wall directly opposite us are dolls of anime characters like the Muppets in my hand. It seems that that side was given to Wu Xuan by the master, right?
I walked over and put the doll in my hand on the vacant spot, then turned to Wu Xuan and asked, "This is your real bedroom, right? ”
Wu Xuan nodded and said, "Except for the maid who cleans, even my parents didn't come in...... At least after I was in high school. ”
"Then why did you pull me in?" I walked up to Wu Xuan and raised my head and asked her: "You should know very well, I'm not Tang Yihan, I'm Tang Zhihang - it's just an otaku who doesn't look good and isn't cute at all, don't you think it's disgusting to let such a person who deceives your feelings come in?"
"No, I ......" Wu Xuan called out excitedly, but she didn't know what to say. She sat down on the marigold bed and bowed her head and said, "I don't feel sick...... Although I was indeed a little angry when I knew that you were Tang Zhihang, I didn't ...... I'm just angry at you, why didn't you tell me the truth in the first place?"
"To tell the truth?" I whispered, "What do I tell the truth? Only Liu Lang knows about this matter until now, and I didn't let him meddle in any of this after he knew, after all, I don't know what caused me to be like this, what if I involve innocent people? and...... How do you feel after you know that the person you like is a dead fat house, and you know that the person you lingered with that night was a dead fat house?"
Wu Xuan shook his head again and again and said, "I'm not from the Appearance Association...... I think handsome guys are better, but it's not like I haven't dated ugly guys before......"
That boy estimates that this life is worth it, right?
"Although it was only less than three minutes before they broke up......"
Eat my words.
Wu Xuan looked at me and said, "But after this period of getting along, I think I really like you, even if you are not what you are now......, I will continue to like you! I'll continue to be your girlfriend too!"
I held my chin and pondered for a while, and then I asked Wu Xuan, "Wu Xuan, have you ever seen an orangutan at the zoo?"
Wu Xuan nodded, curious why I asked this.
I then asked, "So, have you ever seen a tarsier?"
"I haven't seen it, but I've seen it on TV, it's an ugly animal. What is this for, you ask?"
I said to Wu Xuan: "You put the eyes of the tarsiers on the face of the orangutan, and then evolve the orangutan to the human side by about 27 percent, and that appearance is what I originally looked like as Tang Zhihang." ”
Wu Xuan was stunned for a moment, and the corners of her mouth twitched and said, "You...... You're not kidding me, are you?"
"Yes, I'm just kidding you, but you don't need to evolve at all - just put the tarsiers' eyes on the orangutan and that's me. ”
No matter how stupid Wu Xuan was, she knew that I was teasing her, she pushed me down on the calendula, kept gently tapping me on the shoulder and said, "You tease me! You tease me! I'm so serious, what are you teasing me for!"
I hurriedly escaped from Wu Xuan's men and said, "I actually just want to tell you, don't look at me as if I'm not interested in anything, in fact, I'm originally a guy with low emotional intelligence who doesn't understand anything." I don't know what to say touching, I don't know how to do something romantic, I'm just a virgin who has been single for 19 years. If you're really going to be in a relationship with me in the future, then you need to be prepared – be prepared to be by me. ”
"I don't care!" Wu Xuan put her arms around my neck and lay on top of me and said, "I already know what kind of person you are during this time. I'll rely on you, you don't want to escape from me in your life-whether you are the current Tang Yihan or the way back to Tang Zhihang...... I'll take you to a lineup surgery in the future, and if you don't mind, I can take you to another sex reassignment surgery. ”
"Sex reassignment surgery or something, spare me......" I laughed dryly, "Don't change back then, you changed me back again." I am not the Monkey King. ”
"That's Zhu Bajie......" Wu Xuan's tone became softer and softer when she said this, and before I could react, Wu Xuan's lips were already imprinted with mine.
Fluffy marshmallows, or sweet strawberry pudding, Wu Xuan's lips never let me down, no matter what time it is, Wu Xuan's kiss can make me empty my brain and completely silence Wu Xuan's ventriloquism.
As my tongue was being toyed with by Wu Xuan, Wu Xuan's hand moved to the bottom of my skirt and pulled open the last of my defenseless cotton panties...... I know that I'm going to be forced by Wu Xuan again.