Chapter 16: The Kiss of Death
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Standing on the stage, Yang Fan looked at the many seats below, and his mood suddenly became nervous, this is a three-story performance hall, and the high roof makes the entire performance hall even more huge.
It was already dark, and the guests had already arrived, sitting in their seats and chatting, and the single man had already run to the private room next to him to hug the young lady and sing.
By 9 p.m., the various characters were already full of food and drink, the auditorium was almost full, and the show officially began.
A fashionably dressed host came to the stage, with his humorous opening, one by one the show began to perform, with the passage of time, the audience became more and more excited, the plastic slap of the accompaniment in his hand was also damaged a lot, the lottery began, the audience can pay 100 yuan to buy a small box sealed with paper, there are various prizes, if you are lucky, you can touch the grand prize.
Taking advantage of this gap, the host came backstage and asked Yang Fan: "What is the name of the show you performed?"
"Name?" Yang Fan scratched his head, "There is no name, it is to train dogs and snakes." ”
"What's the best part?" Yang Fan thought for a long time, "There's nothing outstanding, it's okay, I can kiss poisonous snakes." ”
The host nodded, the lottery was over, the host walked to the front desk, teased a few more words, and then said: "He performs in a loop all over the country, he dares to challenge the limits of animals, next, let's invite the famous folk animal trainer Yang Fan, he will bring us the kiss of death, go......"
Yang Fan stayed in the backstage for a long time and didn't know what he was talking about, until the assistant in the backstage pushed him, and he walked to the front desk numbly.
The headlights above the head shone on the stage, the audience was dark, only the heads could be seen clearly, Yang Fan suddenly became more nervous, his head was buzzing, his ears couldn't hear anything clearly, and the audience sounded cheerful accompaniment music, Dabao was not stage frightened, and danced with the music, and the audience immediately burst into applause.
It took a while for Yang Fan to come to his senses, he stabilized his feelings, and motioned for Dabao to roll with his hand, and Dabao immediately lay on the ground and rolled, his round belly turned around, causing the audience to laugh.
Yang Fan took out the prepared fire ring and lit the fire, this is a new program specially designed by Yang Fan for Dabao, there was originally a passage, but Yang Fan didn't dare to let his trembling voice make himself more nervous.
Yang Fan set up three fire rings and motioned for Dabao to start, Dabao turned around in front of the fire ring and began to run towards the fire ring, one, two, three, Dabao drilled over lightly. The audience began to applaud, Yang Fan was very satisfied with Dabao's watch, patted Dabao's head to let him rest, and then released the sparrow peanuts, peanuts flew all over the field under Yang Fan's signal, Yang Fan made a move, and the peanuts came back quickly, fell on Yang Fan's shoulder, and then flew out again, landing on a lady's head, causing everyone to laugh, the lady just wanted to touch the peanuts, and the peanuts flew back into Yang Fan's hands.
After Peanut performed a few, Ah Fei appeared, and suddenly the woman's screams rang out, Yang Fan took out a flute, put it to his mouth and blew it, Ah Fei also danced with the sound of the flute, the cry was thicker, after dancing for a while, Yang Fan put down the flute and motioned for Ah Fei to climb on himself, Ah Fei danced and climbed on Yang Fan's body, which immediately caused everyone a chill, Yang Fan put Ah Fei on the ground, pouted his butt and lay on the ground and began to kiss Ah Fei, very smooth, Yang Fan and Ah Fei began to thank him.
At this time, the host also came to Yang Fan's side and whispered, "You have to be honest, there is not much money." ”
Yang Fan saw that there were only a few small denomination bills in the tray in the hands of a few waiters, all of them were rich here, and there were many such tricks, and they were not new.
Yang Fan gritted his teeth and said loudly: "Thank you for your applause, now I want to invite an audience member to come on stage and perform the kiss of death with my snake, I promise that it is absolutely safe, who will come up and cooperate." ”
People froze suddenly, and some people thought to themselves, "I'm cāo, I'm really powerful, I want people to cooperate, that's a poisonous snake, in case he is disobedient, won't all the money I earn be cheaper than the yellow-faced woman, and I still have a lot of good life to enjoy." ”
Yang Fan screamed for a long time, but no one came on stage, when a red-haired girl in the front row rushed out, and the old man with a big belly next to him didn't pull it.
On the stage, Yang Fan found that this girl was too hot, with a white face printed with heavy makeup, a tall figure, wearing a pair of hot pants on a cold day, and orange stockings on her legs.
The host saw that someone was cheering, and hurriedly shouted at everyone to encourage them.
Yang Fan hugged Ah Fei and explained carefully: "When this girl kisses you for a while, don't move, if you dare to bite him, I will go home and cook you in soup at night." ”
Ah Fei spit out the core and agreed.
Yang Fan told the girl again, move slowly, don't be afraid. To be honest, this girl was also nervous, but she had already arrived on stage, and she had to do it for the sake of face.
According to what Yang Fan said, the girl learned from Yang Fan's appearance just now, and slowly lay down, her little buttocks cocked, which immediately attracted the attention of the men present, and the girl pouted and slowly leaned forward.
Yang Fan was not in the mood to admire, he also squatted down and stared at Ah Fei intently.
Slowly, slowly, the girl's mouth gently touched Ah Fei's mouth, and she felt a cold, and her head was quickly retracted, and it was successful, applause suddenly broke out, and the girl screamed happily.
As soon as the host saw that it was successful, he stepped forward to ask the girl how she felt.
"It's so exciting, my heart is beating so fast, I almost suffocated, I've never played something so exciting, thank you to my husband for bringing me to such a fun place. The girl waved her hand to the audience, the old man who was resting in the audience stood up, clapped his hands, the girl ran off the stage and threw herself into the old man's arms, and kissed him the face, the man laughed good-naturedly, and the woman screamed.
While wiping the lipstick marks on his face, the old man took out a large stack of banknotes from his leather bag and threw them on the stage, hiding his embarrassment.
When the girl saw this, she exclaimed, "My husband is awesome," and whispered in his ear, "I will go back and serve you well in the evening." ”
The old man thought to himself: "The value of this money, what kind of fart brand-name coat last time was more than 30,000, I bought it back, and I didn't want to pose a few more times at night, if it wasn't for Lao Tzu to know you, it wasn't fresh enough, so I would have thrown it aside for you," and then he was obscene about the beautiful scene of the night.
When I saw someone starting, someone paid for it, because there were women next to them, and the men couldn't pull them down, and the least was a small red fish.
Yang Fan forgot how he got off the stage, and when he came to the backstage, Yang Fan took the bag and filled it with money, and checked it on the side.
The host didn't know when he came to Yang Fan's side, and looked at the bag of money with red eyes, this is a bag.
The host squatted down and smiled and said to Yang Fan: "Earn a lot, brother." ”
"That's a lot. Yang Fan only cared about checking the money and didn't raise his head.
"Brother, I just saw you came, I have to talk to you, although you are the manager's person, but you perform on stage, and someone under the stage has to take care of it, you look at the lights, props, sound, and the people who collect money from the audience, aren't they all helping you, you have to mean it." ”
Only then did Yang Fan understand what was going on, he had seen a lot of this kind of thing on the street, "That's, big brother, how much do you think I'm suitable?"
The host tilted his head and thought: "There are more than a dozen people outside, you earn more today, just take 2000, I'll help you take care of it." ”
Yang Fan took out 2,000 yuan from the bag and handed it to the host. "Big brother, please help me bring it to those guys. ”
"Brother, open people, if you have something, just look for me. After speaking, the host patted Yang Fan on the shoulder and left.
The host came to the corner, counted a few pieces of money and stuffed them into his pocket, and then went to the others, he understood that what good things could not be monopolized, this was the experience of his life.
Although Yang Fan paid 2,000 yuan, he was not unhappy, it was like this everywhere, he earned so much today, it was strange that he didn't have some blood. Yang Fan stopped counting the money, stuffed the bag into his thick clothes, and then went home with a few animals.