One hundred and forty-one Joy and sorrow
"Brother Dog, can you teach me how to drive?" I asked tentatively as I looked tentatively at the wild dog next to me.
"Yes, what's so hard about this thing, come on! It's just that it's raining today, and it's not a good time for novices to learn to drive, forget it! This state is the best way to exercise skills..."The wild dog pulled over, jumped out of the driver's seat, opened the door where I was sitting, and motioned to change positions.
I sat in the driver's seat nervously, three points nervous and seven points excited, and asked the wild dog next to me at a loss, "What should I do when I pick it up?"
"Twist the key to light!" The wild dog began to teach me step by step, "Then press the clutch to the end, release the handbrake, step on the accelerator..."
"Brother Dog, which clutch is it?" I asked, a little embarrassed.
"Left foot clutch, right foot accelerator and brake, don't be nervous, look ahead, how can you see the road ahead with your head down..."
"Hmm!" I moved very slowly and started to operate according to the steps said by the wild dog, after all, I am a novice, I can't grasp the strength, the throttle is a little bigger, the car "boom...", only in the same place to do the call, stunned did not move forward for half a minute...
"Hang up, little heaven!" the wild dog reminded me from the side.
"Oh... How do you hang it?" I sweated in an instant.
"Look, this is the first and second gear..."The wild dog made a teacher for me one by one.
"Okay, I'll try..."I took the opportunity to wipe the fine sweat on my head, followed the steps told by the dog, and started again, and the car finally moved forward slowly.
"It's not too stupid, you can start the car the second time! Just look ahead, find a feeling..."The wild dog lit a cigarette and smiled at me, and it could be seen that he was actually quite nervous, and his palm was always firmly holding the handbrake and never daring to let go.
I stared straight ahead with my eyes wide and drove the van little by little towards where we were staying, not much faster than I could walk, and the pouring rain outside slowly began to lighten.
When driving into a street quite close to where we lived, the wild dog taught me some reversing skills, I began to try reversing according to his advice, and there were not many people on the wide street because of the rain, and I learned very well.
The ancients said, happiness must be sad, this is the truth, I patronized to enjoy the joy of learning to drive, I didn't notice from a small supermarket, suddenly came out of a boy in a white shirt, when accelerating, the wheels pressed into the pit, the water inside the wave to a boy in a white shirt, want to apologize to reverse back, but splashed him again.
I was even more embarrassed to apologize, thinking that I could step on the accelerator and leave quickly, but I splashed him again, and through the reflector I saw that the boy's white shirt was directly stained by me, "I x your mother..."
"Shame on me..."I stepped on the accelerator and fled...
"Brother dog, I'm a traffic accident, isn't it?, but it's nothing, anyway, I did it on purpose, and besides, I don't know if I'll see that unlucky guy just now in my life!"
"The accident of the yarn, it rained today, and it was the first time you touched the car, and you didn't hit anyone or drive on the wall, I think you are a genius! I don't know if those monkey cubs remember to put the cured meat in for me." The wild dog patted me on the shoulder indifferently.
"Oh no, I forgot to buy food for this group of masters!" I patted the back of my head, asked the wild dog for the car keys, slowly turned the head of the car, and rushed to a small restaurant closest to us.
"Fly freely in your heart..."I hummed a little song and carried the lunch back to the car, my heart was a beauty, looking at the pedestrians on the side of the road felt a little drifting, I couldn't wait to pat someone on the shoulder and tell him that my eldest brother would drive...
Five minutes away, I drove for almost twenty minutes to get home, and I was a little unsatisfied with the box lunch and locked the car door, if it weren't for the hungry bunch of guys inside, I really wanted to go out again.
Back at the place where they lived, Tong Jia Xie Zeyong and Wang Zhuo were sitting bored on the floor of the main hall playing poker and sticking notes on their faces, Chen Xue sat next to them and covered her mouth to watch the excitement, Su Ming and a shirtless boy with a fire unicorn tattoo on his back were patting his thighs and laughing with his back to the door, and the tattooed man gritted his teeth and scolded angrily, "Let me catch that fool who deliberately pressed water on me, I have to discount the dog's legs..."
"Eat, beasts!" I shouted to a few people in the room.
"a DJ, forehead drop god, fourth master, you are finally willing to come back!" Wang Zhuo was the first to jump up from the ground and rushed over to me with cheers.
"You're back, Little Four!" Chen Xue jumped up to me and took the lunch.
Su Ming and the tattooed man also turned around, "Little Si, let me introduce you, this is my buddy! Huo Tianxi..."
"Fuck!
"It's you stupid!" I was stunned at the same time as the tattooed man, this boy with a tattoo of "Fire Kirin" on his back was the boy in a white shirt who accidentally splashed his body when I practiced reversing from the street just now, I didn't expect the world to be so small, and the two of us met again so quickly.
"Uhhh Do you two know each other?" Su Ming was afraid that I would get into trouble with the tattooed man, so he hurriedly stood between the two of us, and introduced with a happy smile, "Tianxi, this is my buddy Xiaosi, the relationship is the same as the two of us, don't be weird!"
"I'm sorry, buddy! I actually wanted to apologize to the car just now, who knows..."I was embarrassed to bow slightly at the tattooed boy and apologize, this was originally what I did wrong.
"Forget it, they are all Su Ming's brothers! It's far away to talk about anything else..."The tattooed man waved his hand indifferently and smiled at me, this guy is quite handsome, tall and thin, with two stars at the bottom of a pair of sword eyebrows, like eyes, very spiritual, and a shallow scar on the side of his face, but it looks ugly at all, but it adds a bit of wildness.
"It's all my buddies, come on, come on... Sit and eat!I have a good thing to tell my brothers after eating!" Su Ming pulled the curly hair on his two heads and beckoned us to sit down and eat.
"Where's Brother Dog?" I asked, looking at Wang Zhuo, who was already stuffing food into his mouth.
"Brother Dog said to go out and buy something, so we don't have to wait for him, he said that when the stall is out in the evening, he will go by himself!" Wang Zhuo explained to me vaguely.
"Then hurry up and eat!" I nodded and handed Chen Xue a box of fast food, picked up a box myself, and began to chew it heavily, Chen Xue sat next to me, and sandwiched all the shredded meat in the box into my bowl.
"Daughter-in-law, have I learned to drive?" I couldn't help but be excited and teased at Chen Xue.
"Wood..."Chen Xue leaned into my face and pecked me hard, giving me a thumbs up, "Great! I knew that my husband was a genius and could learn everything quickly!"
After eating, Su Ming called us together, and introduced with a slightly excited face, the tattooed boy named Huo Tianxi, it turned out that the two of them were cellmates, and they used to live with the same number, Huo Tianxi came out half a year earlier than Su Ming, and now he shows people the scene from the "red light district", and it is also a good thing to mix in that area.
"Actually, I came to Su Ming today because I want to ask everyone for help!" Huo Tianxi listened to Su Ming with a look of enjoyment, and after listening to Su Ming's sycophants, he coughed lightly and said, "I am in a shampoo room to show the boss the scene, you should all know that the red light district is that kind of place, the so-called peers are enemies, we have a massage parlor opposite the owner of the field, and recently he has been poaching young ladies from our shop, so our boss thought, spend some money, let me find a few brothers, and teach the boss of the massage parlor a good lesson, I don't know if everyone is willing to do it?"
"It's not good, we just set up a stall to buy barbecue from the corner of the red light district, it's not suitable to offend people..."I shook my head directly.
"Don't worry, Fourth Brother, the owner of the massage parlor is a foreigner, and he doesn't have any strength and connections in our local area, and our boss has also guaranteed that if he gets into trouble, he will be fully responsible!" Huo Tianxi handed me a cigarette and explained.
"How much?" I asked, gritting my teeth.
"The boss gave a total of 10,000 yuan, and I will draw 3,000 yuan! You take 7,000 yuan, okay, you will come with me later, if you are not happy, I will treat my brothers to a meal!" Huo Tianxi took out two large red tickets from his pocket and spread them on the table, smiling at us calmly.