Hello everyone, I'm Tang Yihan, I know you miss this opening sentence a little, of course I miss it too, you see that I said it casually and I lost fifty words, aren't you happy?

Last night, I talked nonsense with the people in the guild until late at night, Wu Xuan watched for a long time, and finally pulled me to the bed dissatisfied, and then ravaged me fiercely, and by the time the two of us finally lay on the bed exhausted and snuggled up to each other and fell asleep, it was already half past three in the morning......

When I woke up again, the morning sun had already moved to the Western Hemisphere with the rotation of the earth, and I picked up my phone and saw that it was already 3 o'clock in the afternoon......

"What time is it?" Wu Xuan grabbed my other arm and refused to let go.

I said helplessly: "Sleep, wake up to dinner." ”

"Oh......" Wu Xuan, this guy really fell asleep.

I clicked into the guild chat group, and it seemed that they said something after I was pulled over by Wu Xuan last night, and I also saw a record of someone @ me.

Turning to the last chat record yesterday, first the two guys at the square table and the captain were teasing Yu Zhou, and just when Yu Zhou couldn't stand the two of them, the master suddenly appeared and banned the two goods. Then Yu Zhou chatted with the master for a while, and then suddenly @ me and said, "By the way, Xiao Tangchu is a student, it shouldn't feel very big, right?"

But at that time, I was entangled with Wu Xuan, so I didn't answer her, so the master said in my place: "Tangchu is a student of Shang University, and she will be a sophomore when the school starts in September." By the way, Yu Zhou, what about you?"

"I thought Xiao Tangchu was a high school student like me...... Yu Zhou seemed to be a little disappointed, "I didn't expect everyone in the guild to be older than me, so wouldn't I have no status in the guild at all?"

"Yu Zhou, when did you come to have a status in this guild where everyone except me has a status?" The master made a wicked smile and said, "I am the boss in this guild, you are all my subordinates, so naturally you all have to listen to me." ”

"Wow, don't do that, can you, just tease others, I'm still a pure high school student. ”

"Don't worry, I will love you well, like soup, hehehe. "It's over, the master is completely two people online and in reality, and when she flirts with others, it always feels like when Wu Xuan is in heat at me...... No wonder it's sisters, it seems that this is some kind of inheritance in the bloodline, right?

The content behind is basically that the master is teasing Yu Zhou in various ways, and the knight of the square table and the captain who ended the ban also participated in the team of teasing Yu Zhou. It lasted like this until it was almost four o'clock, and then they ended their journey of cultivating immortals, and they went to rest one after another.

And the later record is that after the day, other people woke up in the group and asked someone to form a team to brush up on the copy or something, and after turning a lot, I found that someone was @ me again. And the person who called me is still Yu Zhou.

"Is the little soup there?"

Then it was none other than Tang Zhihang, who was named "Soup with Sugar without Salt": "What's the matter? Do you have anything to do with her? Who are you? Is there such a person in our guild?"

Yu Zhou: "Ah, you are Xiao Tang's brother Da Tangchu, right? I am Yu Zhou, a newcomer who entered the guild yesterday. ”

Sugar but not salt in the soup: "Oh, do you have anything to do with her? Do you want me to tell her for you?"

Yu Zhou: "There's nothing important, I just want to ask where Xiao Tangchu is from, and if he has a chance, he will be noodle or something." ”

The soup is sweetened without salt: "She is now in Changding, near the new campus of the University of Commerce." ”

Yu Zhou: "So it's not far from me, my house is near No. 2 Middle School, and I'll go find a small soup noodle base when the time comes." ”

Xiaoxiao: "Mianji, take me with you, I'm bored to death during this time, how about we have a women's meeting together?"

Yu Zhou: "Okay, okay...... By the way, isn't there a girl in the guild? Who is the girl besides the president? How about calling her along?"

Shadow: "@Misaki, I'm calling you." ”

Misaki: "I—I'm okay with going? I'm a boy. ”

Yu Zhou: "Boy, won't you?" But the president said you're a girl. ”

Misaki: "That's Sister Xue talking nonsense, I'm a boy." ”

Shadow: "Maybe I'm mistaken, right? Who is the other girl in our guild?"

Misaki: "Isn't it Sister Yi?"

Xiaoxiao: "Yes, yes, yes, Sister Yi." @逸妹子, the newcomer is looking for you. ”

Yi Chao light and shadow: "How many times has CNM's Lao Tzu said that Lao Tzu is a man! What are you fooling newcomers here one by one? Newcomers, don't believe them, I'm really a man." That Misaki is a woman, don't you believe it, you ask Senior Sister Xue. @雪. Hastings. ”

Snow Hastings: "What? Who called me? Oh, tell me about it." ”

Yu Zhou: "President, tell me who the girls are, I'm about to be stunned by them." ”

Snow Hastings: "@逸乱光影 @汤汁加糖不加盐 @初音岛没有未来 There's a girl among the three, guess which one you are." ”

Hatsune Island has no future: "Sister Wo Xue you did it on purpose, right? What does this have to do with me? I resolutely protest, you say that the soup is a sister and I have no opinion on saying that Sister Yi is a sister, who will believe me if you say that I am a sister?"

The soup is sweetened without salt: "I testify, in fact, I am the one who is the left." ”

Yi Chao Light and Shadow: "I also testify that I am the first to be the remaining girl." ”

Misaki: "Nonsense, Sister Yi is a girl, and your nickname is called Sister." ”

Shinoshio: "+1 upstairs." ”

Shadow: "Upstairs +10086." ”

Lancelot, Knight of the Table: "Upstairs + to the power of the ID number." ”

Yi Chao Light and Shadow: "You're almost enough, what are you doing so much? ”

Hatsune Island has no future: "That's right, that's right, it's sonic boom." ”

Misaki: "Misaki quit the group chat. ”

Xiaoxiao: "Xiaoxiao quit the group chat. ”

Snow Hastings: "Snow Hastings has quit the group chat. ”

Soup with sugar without salt: "The soup with sugar without salt quit the group chat. ”

Snow Hastings: "What's the fuss about the soup?"

Xiaoxiao: "Tang Sauce admits that she is a girl." ”

Soup with sugar without salt: "How can I have it?"

Misaki: "It's all girls in the formation, so you're a girl too." When the time comes, you're going to come. ”

Add sugar to the soup without salt: "I'm a fart in Liyang now, I'll let the little soup go instead of me." ”

Yu Zhou: "So what the hell are you guys doing? I feel like my head is about to lose track of your turns." ”