053 What did Zhu Bajie say

When I was in a daze, Chen Yuanyuan hugged me violently and put her mouth on mine.

I wanted to push her away, but Chen Yuanyuan hugged my neck tightly, her red face looked unusually seductive, her fragrant red lips were tightly attached to my mouth, and her big watery eyes were full of tenderness.

Except for the last time I was kissed by Lin Xiaomeng, this is really the first time I kissed a girl, I am also a normal adolescent boy, and Chen Yuanyuan's small mouth touched it for a few seconds, and I felt that the blood began to surge all over my body, and I pushed Chen Yuanyuan twice with half-truths, and seeing that she didn't react, I put my tongue into Chen Yuanyuan's fragrant lips as soon as my heart was horizontal.

I don't know how to kiss, Chen Yuanyuan's skills are more rusty, the little tongue is very shy, always trying to avoid me, the two of us beginners just rely on practice to explore, I was really blank in my mind, I never thought that the two of us would kiss each other in the corridor of the fat man's house.

Chen Yuanyuan wrapped his hands around my body, I leaned her against the wall directly, I could see that she was very nervous, her body couldn't stop trembling when she kissed her mouth, I was not much better than her, and my heart was about to jump out of my throat.

After kissing for about five or six minutes, I gently put my hand on her back, she seemed to be startled, her body trembled involuntarily, and she snorted, and now my blood was surging as if it was being ignited.

When my fingers just touched Chen Yuanyuan, she pushed me away as if she was electrocuted, shook her head at me with a red face, and said in a low voice: "Chenghu, I'm a little nervous..."

I gasped, my brain suddenly sobered up, and I said what the hell is going on? I obviously don't like Chen Yuanyuan anymore, and I still take advantage of her, what is the difference between it and He Lei's beastly behavior, I raised my hand and slapped myself to apologize and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to." ”

Chen Yuanyuan thought I was angry, so he grabbed my arm nervously and said, "Chenghu, it's not like you think, it's not that I don't want to give it to you, it's just that I'm shy in this kind of place, don't be angry, okay?"

I said I'm not angry, but I shouldn't be like you, let's go upstairs.

Chen Yuanyuan blushed and said Wait a minute, I looked at her in wonder, what else are you going to do?

I saw her carefully take out three sugars from her pocket, which was the kind of fruit candy in the transparent packaging bag, strawberry, apple and lychee flavored, she asked me to pick one I liked, I pointed to the green apple in confusion, and then asked her what she was doing?

Without saying a word, she immediately tore open the candy wrapper, ate the candy, and then pulled it across my neck, and put her mouth on mine again, and we kissed together for a long time.

After about seven or eight minutes, Chen Yuanyuan let go of me, and said in a small voice like a mosquito, life is so long, I don't have the confidence to let you remember me, but since you like to eat apple-flavored lying, I can only let you remember that my kiss with you is apple-flavored, so that in the future, when you eat apple-flavored food, you can think of me and the taste of me kissing you.

I was ignorant, but I understood Chen Yuanyuan's words, and just wanted to say something, a large group of people ran in from the direction of the entrance of the community, it was the fat man and Lin Kun, and there were a few girls behind them.

I hurriedly asked them if they were okay, where did Wang Xing go?

The fat man swished at me and said, didn't you notice that Liu Qing was not there?

I said "Ah?", and immediately remembered that when I peed just now, Wang Xing seemed to have asked me what it was like to kiss, could it be that the two of them also found a place to practice at this time? Lin Kun spat viciously: "Lin Xiaomeng, this stubble, is really a special shop fire, no one!"

I was puzzled and asked him, what does it mean that the shop is on fire?

Lin Kun pouted: "The slut is home." ”

Everyone laughed, and I said that the president of the student union was just unusual, and he scolded everyone ruthlessly and subtly.

Lin Kun is really shameless, saying that he is fat and immediately gasped, and the back of his hands pretended to be the appearance of our school principal's rostrum speech, waved his hand and said: "The students are quiet, why do you want to study? For example, when you see the afterglow of the sunset, the students with good grades must think of it for the first time in their minds. And what do those students with poor grades think? Damn, so many birds, it's fucking good, that's the power of knowledge. ”

Several girls were all amused, especially Cao Xiaoai clapped her hands and praised Lin Kun uncontrollably, imitating the truth, her eyes were full of undisguised worship and like, the fat man was suddenly a little unhappy, and pushed an elbow on Lin Kun's shoulder: "What kind of big tail wolf." ”

At this time, the neighbor who lived on the fifth floor ran to the balcony angrily and scolded us: "What time is it, what is the trouble?"

The fat man raised his hand and looked at the electronic watch, and replied in a loud voice: "It's half past eleven, don't you have a watch at home?"

"Poof.." We laughed collectively again.

The neighbor picked up a basin of water and poured it down, and scolded us for lacking heart, Lin Kun and the fat man were just about to return the mouth, I glanced at them and whispered: "I'll count one, two, three later, let's get up and pee together, how loud and loud is shouting." ”

They nodded, I whispered a silent count of three, our brothers formed a small horn with both hands, and yelled in the direction of the upstairs, "Get up and pee!" Unexpectedly, Chen Yuanyuan and a few of their girls actually shouted with us, and the voice-activated lights of several buildings were all turned on, and after shouting, we ran outside the community laughing, and heard a hysterical roar behind us.

When passing by a food stall, the fat man held his stomach and refused to go, saying that the physical consumption was too great, and he had to supplement his nutrition.

Lin Kun said that he didn't drink it just now, and he moved a case of beer, and several girls were completely crazy, and accompanied us to blow beer on the bottle, even Chen Yuanyuan drank two bottles, I don't know how much wine he drank, anyway, it's best for everyone to drink too much, and two girls also cried, Lin Kun hugged me and the fat man and ran to the street to pee in a competition, to see who peed the farthest, and if you lose, please eat breakfast for a week.

Then the fat man and I must not get used to him, the brother stood in a row in the middle of the road to untie the belt of his pants, a few girls turned their backs shyly, the fat man didn't take out the guy for a long time, I joked, what's the matter?

Lin Kun teased him and said that generally fat people and birds are small, and people with big noses are big.

The fat man shook his head, pouted unconvinced, and said, "It's all nonsense, what does Zhu Bajie say?"

In the end, the result of the game, naturally Lin Kun, who is known as the biggest nose, won, the fat man is at the bottom, this thing is still a little unconvinced, a group of people laughed and sang back to the community, and when they walked into the corridor, everyone covered their mouths and lowered their voices.

I really drank too much, as soon as we entered the room, we lay on the sofa, a few girls didn't care about any ladylike demeanor, lazily squeezed with us, the fat man said he wanted to vomit, rushed into the toilet and never came out.

Chen Yuanyuan grabbed my hand and said a lot of words, but I didn't remember a word, I put a hard pillow on her lap and said that I wanted to sleep, and I lost consciousness in a few seconds at most.

I woke up early the next morning by urine, I felt dizzy, the smell of overnight wine on my body was particularly smoky, I walked to the toilet in a daze, planning to take a shower, suddenly I saw the fat man who was sleeping with the toilet, I reluctantly went up and kicked him twice, the fat man chirped and asked me not to make trouble, turned my head to the other side, and continued to snore.

I always felt as if something was missing, I went back to the living room to take a look, only to find that Chen Yuanyuan and the girls had disappeared, the house had been cleaned, and there were still a few cups of steaming soy milk and buns on the coffee table, and my heart warmed a little.

Seeing that the time was still early, I woke up Lin Kun and the fat man, and after some breakfast, we went to school, to be honest, I don't like school, I just like the atmosphere of the school, I haven't been back to the classroom for a few days, I feel that everything is very kind, I didn't expect Wang Xing, a guy who forgot his friends, to come in advance, and was sleeping on the desk.

I just woke him up and asked him where he was yesterday?

The head teacher walked up to the podium in a hurry, patted the lectern with the blackboard and said: "Students, there is good news to announce, from next Sunday, our school has opened a cram school, students who want to improve can sign up here later, this is a good opportunity to improve their grades rapidly, of course, the school will also charge a certain registration fee..."