I don't want to listen to his nonsense, his mouth is amazing! Anyway, unreasonable things become real through his mouth.

I scoffed and ridiculed, "You're talking nonsense!" Anyway, everything you say is right, if you say that, women just care about being beautiful like flowers, and men just make money to support their families, right? Do you think it's the old times? Men just make money, and now women have to go out to work, have to give birth to babies and do housework, and they have to worry about whether their men are looking for women outside, I don't bother to argue with you. ”

"Women originally spend men's money, otherwise what do men use to do, the kind of man you are talking about can't even afford to support his wife, it's just a straw bag, you can only blame the woman for not seeing it clearly, and find a guilt for herself. What do you mean, looking for such a bad man? Isn't that a shit?"

Li Yi is a son, he has not suffered much, he is a little capable, he is used to looking at people and treating things from above, anyway, in his eyes, men who have not tossed out their careers have no ability.

I shook my head, looking at his self-righteous appearance, I had the idea of making him suffer, I looked at the red pepper on the plate, and had a bad year, I took advantage of his inattention, secretly stuffed him with a piece of vegetable pepper, and as expected, he ate it directly without looking.

After a while, his whole face froze, and then he quickly got up from my thigh, pulled out a few tissues, and vomited wildly, his reaction was so intense that he kept coughing.

Li Yi hates eating chili peppers very much, even if it is a pepper, he can't touch it, he is afraid of spicy and scared to death, but he likes to eat fried noodles with shredded pork with sharp peppers, but he only eats meat and noodles, and the peppers will not move if they are killed.

I looked at his embarrassment, pretended to pat him on the back and asked with concern, "What's wrong with you?"

He threw away the tissue, shook off my hand, and gasped for breath several times before he gave me a blank look and accused, "What do you say? You can't tell me, just feed me chili peppers, people say that the most poisonous woman's heart, sure enough." ”

His face was flushed, the tip of his nose was also red, the reddest was his lips, this man was born with red lips, and now he is spicy, spicy and red and gorgeous, as if he has applied a layer of lipstick, or the kind of lipstick that shines, people can't help but want to come forward and kiss it. He stuck out his tongue frantically and cried out pitifully several times.

I held back the wild laughter in my heart, and occasionally I could see Li Yi going crazy, which was quite funny, who made him so arrogant all the time. I stared at him with two big eyes and looked at him very aggrievedly to defend "I really didn't, maybe I was too focused on chatting just now, and I accidentally fed you chili, who asked you to call me to feed you, and you are not a child........."

I seemed to say too much, immediately closed my mouth, Li Yi stared at me, eager to dig several big holes from me, every time it stared at me like this, it was playing some bad idea, I stepped back vigilantly, shrunk into the sofa, he grabbed my waist quickly, and said viciously, "And say no, don't think that you are pretending to be innocent with wide eyes, I can't see it, I have already seen through what kind of person you are." ”

I was seen through, and if I quibbled any more about it, the consequences might be even worse, so I laughed dryly twice and said, "I'll pour you water!"

I hurriedly wanted to get up, he put my whole body back, lowered his head and kissed me, his tongue slipped into my mouth, with that suffocating spiciness, I twisted my face, wanted to get away, twisted my body to leave.

He grabbed the back of my head tightly, pressed it down tightly, forced me to bear his kiss, ran into it and ran rampant, that kind of kissing method, there was really no pleasure, he was unrelentingly entangled, until my mouth was all spicy, he was satisfied to let go of me, and bit me hard.

I screamed in pain, my mouth was still spicy, the taste can be imagined, it was spicy and painful, I regretted it a little, I just stuffed him with peppers, why did I have to give him peppers, and now I am asking for it. My spicy tears were about to fall, and I quickly got up to pour water to drink, Li Yi's bastard snatched the cup with a stretch of his hand, I reached out angrily to grab it, he quickly stuffed it into his mouth, and drank it cleanly, and did not forget to pour the cup back to show me, and a drop of water fell from the edge of the cup.

This guy is really, I turned around and got another cup, looked at him and asked "Do you still want water?"

He nodded his head and took it for granted, "Yes!"

As he spoke, he handed over the cup and waited for me to pour water for him, and I still obediently poured water for him, otherwise he would continue to snatch my cup, and he was the dead virtue. I poured him two glasses of water in a row, and finally it was my turn to drink water, and the corner of his mouth was bitten by him, and the water was spicy and spicy.

Instead of feeling that he was excessive, he hugged and asked, "Let's see if you dare to mess around, do you know that you are wrong!"

I glanced at him, then drank another glass of water, and was silent and didn't speak, too lazy to talk to him, otherwise I would be unforgiving, Li Yi shook and asked, "Why don't you speak?" You think it's okay if you don't speak, villain, you see how I punish you." ”

He raised his hand and slapped my butt violently, and there was a snapping sound in the room, and the water in the cup shook violently, and some of it spilled straight out of the cup. I gritted my teeth and gurgled my teeth, and the hand that I had put in the cup slowly loosened it, and then I held it in again, quickly turned my back to Li Yi, took a few steps back, and ran out.

He chased after him, spread his hands out, like an eagle catching a chicken, he didn't chase fast, I rushed into the door first, closed the door, and he shouted outside "My hand is caught, it hurts!"

I immediately stopped closing the door and asked Li Yi through the crack in the door, "Are you really caught by the door?"

"Otherwise, I just blocked the door with my hand, and my finger was pinched and a piece of skin was broken. His tone was full of grievances, and I couldn't help but think of his innocent appearance with wide eyes.

I twisted the door open, pulled open a little crack, and asked, "Really? Did you hurt that finger?"

He held his middle finger in his mouth, his eyebrows were wrinkled together, and he said very childishly, "Middle finger! No, you can take a look." ”

I took his outstretched hand, opened his middle finger, the finger was slender and clean, rummaged for a long time, I didn't find any injuries there, he suddenly took my hand, pushed the gap in the door a little, took the opportunity to sneak in, simply picked me up, he always took the air to pick up people, I was used to it, naturally wrapped around his neck, buried in his arms.

He laughed and hummed the song, "Lu Shuangshuang is a stupid person, she is a big stupid person, a stupid big stupid person, a stupid stupid person......"

He was born with a good voice, but singing is really hard to listen to, it's like killing people, the key is that the lines are about himself, scolding his own lyrics, I said angrily, "Stop singing, it's too ugly!"

He didn't seem to hear my request at all, and then continued to sing, "Lu Shuangshuang is a fool, the stupidest fool in the world......"

I could only clumsily raise my hand to cover his mouth tightly to prevent him from singing anymore, he winked at me, like a bad boy during his studies, it was really annoying, I lowered my tone and coaxed "Ah Yi, stop singing, okay?"

Li Yi's hippie smiling face froze suddenly, looking very sluggish, lost in thought, I didn't know what he was thinking, I took my hand away and asked him softly, "What's wrong with you?"

Li Yi held my hand, his fingers interlocked, and a faint smile appeared at the corner of his mouth, "No, it's just that I haven't heard others call me Ah Yi for a long time, and I'm just a little uncomfortable." In the future, just call me Ah Yi, don't open your mouth and close your mouth and call me Li Yi, if you name me, it will sound very uncomfortable. ”

When he spoke, there was a touch of sadness in his eyes, and I couldn't help but caress his straight nose and gently called out "Ah Yi!"

"Hmm!" Li Yi responded casually, reached out and pulled up the cup over me, and helped me tuck it away.

I watched his movements be so natural, my heart contracted suddenly, and I couldn't help but recall a lot of things he had done for himself, he had really changed a lot for himself, how could I not be moved? I couldn't help but shout again, "Ah Yi!"

He looked up at me and looked at me puzzled, "What's wrong?"

I shook my head slightly, smiled at him with a reassuring smile and said, "It's okay, I'm just screaming!"

He held my hand, stroked his cheek, and stared at me seriously, very like an idol drama, but he jumped out coldly, "Have you gained a lot of weight?" Your face is rounder, your arms have become thicker, and it was a little difficult for me to pick you up just now. ”△≧△≧，

I picked up the pillow next to me and threw it at him, he quickly reached out and took it, leaned over and said evilly, "But I like it, it feels fleshy, it's cool, and it feels good." How many kilos are you now?"

He put his hand on my shoulder and touched it, I threw his hand away irritably, turned my back and ignored him, so I didn't tell him that his weight had already exceeded 100, and if he couldn't boil any pot of water, he would mention that pot, obviously to add to people's blockage.

He hugged me from behind, squeezed me, and told me in his actions that he wasn't lying, and I changed the subject and asked, "Are you going to go to bed? What time is it?"

Li Yi was rarely embarrassed, but obediently reached out to turn off the lamp, hugged me into his arms and said, "Okay, then sleep!"

I was quite puzzled by his abnormal behavior, but when I pillowed his chest, it was easy to get sleepy, his arms were hard, not as comfortable as the pillow, but there was an indescribable feeling, maybe it was a sense of security! I was really sleepy, my eyelids were very heavy, and I couldn't lift them up, I accepted the gravitational pull of the center of the earth, slowly closed my eyes, and said to Li Yi, "Good night!"

He kissed my brow and responded with "Good night!"

Does he know that good night means I love you? But he is such a thick man who must not know what that means, I smiled and fell into the darkness.