Chapter Eighty-Three: No Fight, No Acquaintance
The man who dyed his hair was furious, took a step forward, took a folding knife and pointed it at me, and said, "You have a kind of TMD to say it again." "Others seem to be in a position to go.
I consciously took a step back, my mood was burnt and hot, coupled with a knife dangling in front of me, I was completely enraged, I took out a gun, pointed at the dyeer, and said fiercely: "TMD, it's great to have a knife, isn't it?" I don't know what's going on today, so I brought it with me.
The dyed man took a few steps back, but was not frightened in any way, but said with a disdainful face: "Damn, you have a broken arm, take a toy gun out and scare people?"
Brother Monkey whispered: "Ran Xi, this thing is not suitable for this kind of occasion, put it away!"
I put the gun away and watched Brother Monkey say to the dyeman, "Look...... Are you a person who doesn't know how to cherish opportunities! Do you have masochistic tendencies?"
The dyed man disagreed, frowned and looked at Brother Monkey, and at the same time learned to learn the appearance of a gorilla, holding his big mouth, his legs slightly bent, and his hands pinched and looped down naturally, and said: "Oops! Dead monkey, it's quite funny to talk, what are you going to retreat? Come, take off your pants, let me see if it's a red ass, and by the way, let me see if the golden hoop stick in front of your ass is ...... the same as the other monkeys."
But before the hair dyeer finished speaking, I saw Brother Monkey quickly step out with an arrow step, and then fly away, I swear, it's not me who is dazzled, it's flying, it's really flying. In the end, Brother Monkey landed behind the hair dyer in a parabolic manner, and with another jump, his legs clamped the hair dyeer's neck, and immediately there was a metallic sound, and the hair dyer fell to the ground, followed by a painful moan. At this time, Brother Monkey sat on the body of the dyed man, patted the dyed man's face with one hand, and said coldly: "Boy, you haven't seen a monkey in the mountains, you should have seen an orangutan in the zoo, right?
My whole mind is still stuck in the scene of Brother Monkey jumping up, handsome! so handsome! Too TMD There is the demeanor of a zoo monkey jumping up and jumping from one tree to another!
After I calmed down a little, I suddenly woke up,! Brother Monkey really treats himself as a monkey! As for the other people standing on the side, they are all dumbfounded and frightened, probably thinking in their hearts, where is this TMD person!
The dyed man cried and said, "Brother, I'm sorry! I don't know Tarzan with my eyes." ”
Brother Monkey turned his head to look at the others and said, "Do you need to go together?" Several people looked back and forth, without any words, and retreated in understanding!
Brother Monkey's butt lifted his butt slightly, moved to the side, sat on the ground regardless of any image, patted the back of the dyed man next to him, and said in a deep and affectionate voice: "Brother, you can't be like this." ”
The hair dyeman was so frightened that he didn't dare to get up at all, so he lay on the ground and nodded, saying, "Brother is talking about it, Brother is talking about ......"
Brother Monkey said, "Get up first, let's talk!" After that, Brother Monkey waved his hand at the others and said, "Come, you come together." ”
I walked over in a daze, sat down next to Brother Monkey, and asked in a low voice, "Brother Monkey, who are you?"
Brother Monkey smiled knowingly and said, "Ask and talk!"
The hair dyeer slowly sat up, and the others also sat down tremblingly, forming a circle, and the whole picture was like a group of beggars begging for money!
There were hardly any people here, and occasionally a few people passed by, and they just walked and watched, not daring to stay and look at them at all.
Brother Monkey said, "Since you have called me brother, then brother please do you a favor, would you like to?"
The hair dyer was puzzled, "Brother, what are you asking me to help with?"
Brother Monkey said to me: "Ran Xi, after all, there is still Yang Peiqi here, I think, let's figure it out in advance, don't get too involved, what Yang Peiqi does to you, you should know that if you really do this, it will definitely hurt people's hearts." Since there are ready-made brothers here, let them help keep an eye on them. ”
I thought about it for a while and said, "Brother Monkey, you talk about your thoughts first, and I'll listen to it." ”
Brother Monkey said to the hair dyeer: "We have a friend who has disappeared, but someone suddenly found out that she appeared here a few months ago, so we suspect that she lives around here, and we hope that my brother will cooperate and help!"
The hair dyeman said, "How do you cooperate?"
Brother Monkey said, "I think you should be familiar with this area, right?"
The hair dyeman said, "It's okay, as long as it's in this town, some of the streets and alleys in the vicinity are clear." ”
I thought to myself, I just beat people to the ground, and now I go to ask others to do something, and the ghost uncle will buy it!
Brother Monkey said: "In this way, we will come over with some missing person notices in two days, you ask your friends in the circle to help post them, and by the way, help inquire, pay attention to it, if there is any news, if there is any situation, you can contact me directly." But I have a request, if someone asks you who asked you to do this, don't answer them truthfully, just find a reason, such as owing you money or something. ”
The dyed man replied simply, "Yes!"
Brother Monkey suddenly took out a stack of money, the exact amount was not clear, there should be more than 1,000 yuan, and handed it to the hair dyeman, saying: "Brother, take it! As the saying goes, if you don't fight, you don't know each other." This is a gift of reparation, and you take it for recreation. ”
The hair dyer didn't take over, and said with a surprised face: "Brother...... You ......"
Brother Monkey was arrogant, and directly put the money in the bag of the hair dyeer's clothes, and said: "If there is anything in the future that needs my monkey's help, you can just speak! As long as it is within the range of my monkey, my monkey will never say a word!" After that, he took out his mobile phone and asked, "Brother, what is your phone number?"
The hair dyer hesitated for a while, but finally reported the phone, Brother Monkey called, and suddenly there was a dynamic obscene voice: "...... Fuck ...... me Who the fuck am I...... Fuck you......"
The hair dyer quickly took out his mobile phone, hung it up, and said, "Brother, what should I call you?"
Brother Monkey said, "Just call me Monkey!"
The hair dyer frowned and said, "This ......"
Brother Monkey said, "It's okay! Everyone around me calls me that." ”
The hair dyer didn't want to say anything more, nodded his head, and whispered, "Hmm!"
Brother Monkey said: "Then I will let you worry about this matter in the future, and in two days, after I bring the things, I will pay you again." ”
The hair dyeer shook his hand and said sincerely: "Brother! Don't worry, I will do a good job of what you explain, but ...... In case of...... No result, brother, don't blame me!"
I thought to myself,, bought?
Brother Monkey smiled and said, "If you have a brother, you can just say this." ”
After that, they greeted each other and dispersed. Brother Monkey and I took a taxi back to the city, it was lunch time, and then we entered a restaurant.
At the dinner table, Brother Monkey said, "Isn't this much easier? It's much better than asking someone to go over and check." ”
I wondered, "Brother Monkey, are those people reliable?"
Brother Monkey said: "Don't worry! For this person, it is almost useful to set it after a dismount. ”
I smiled and said nothing!
After a while, Brother Monkey said again: "Ran Xi, who did you tell about the photo? ”
I said, "For the time being, I only told Brother Li, and I haven't had time to talk to Liu Xin yet." ”
Brother Monkey said: "Keep this matter secret first, don't talk about it to anyone, remember, it's anyone, including your good buddy Liu Xin, don't say it!"
I wanted to ask why, but I endured!
After a few glasses of wine, Brother Monkey couldn't help but smile and said, "I really didn't expect that we were still brothers, hehe, the world is so amazing." ”
I laughed back, "It's a pity to be greedy for a bastard parent." ”
Brother Monkey patted me on the shoulder, with a hint of sorrow, and said: "Ran Xi, I have not had a real relative for more than 30 years in front of me, and I even think that I may have lived like this in this life, and I don't even know what my surname is." What ridiculous and even shameful things our parents have done before, I hope you can think about it from a different perspective and stop blaming them, after all, they are so old now, forgive them. ”
I was stunned and looked at Brother Monkey without saying a word.
Brother Monkey continued: "I admit that their current behavior is still very excessive, but how long can they live like this? I believe that they also want the love of our children. ”
I smiled coldly and said, "Brother Monkey, don't tell me, let me recognize those two old things?"
Brother Monkey said: "It was originally your biological parents. ”
I shook my hand and said, "Brother Monkey, let me tell you, my surname in this life is Gu, my father's name is Gu Mingming, and my mother's name is Yang Yiqin." Let me recognize my parents again, impossible, never! Okay, let's not talk about this topic, okay? I'm afraid that I will lose control of my emotions for a while and hurt our brotherhood. ”
Brother Monkey nodded and said, "Okay!" when I didn't say it. Let's talk about business, as for your ex-wife's affairs, don't interfere for the time being, leave it to me, after all, your current situation is quite dangerous, and besides, there is a Yang Peiqi stuck in the middle. Of course, as soon as there is any situation, I will tell you in time. ”
I said, "Well, that's going to be a problem for Brother Monkey." ”
Brother Monkey said: "Let's not say kind words." However, I said ugly things in the front, I advise you not to have too much hope, after all, after so many years, even if she is still alive in the world, I am afraid that she has no feelings for you, I hope you can learn to face reality, know how to cherish everything in front of you, I believe you should know what I am talking about. ”