240. Half a catty and eight taels
After eating and drinking, An Qingjie in front of him was no longer An Qingjie, but my opponent Abe Qingming, his eyes were full of heat, he picked up the beer in the bottle and said, "Let's do one." 1357924?6810ggggggggggd”
"Do one, do one. I poured it into my mouth and said, "Actually, I wonder why you're here." ”
"If you are wondering, you are wondering, that old man of the yellow lion is busy with his big plans, and I am just playing soy sauce, go around here and there, I heard that you are taking classes in this school, so I took the time to come and see, what's wrong, you don't welcome me?"
"Of course I don't welcome you, and the whole of Shenzhou doesn't welcome you, if you let everyone know that you are here for the night walk of the hundred ghosts, how do you say people will treat you?" I laughed.
Abe Qingming snorted: "Hundred ghosts walking at night, where did you hear that?"
"As long as you have some understanding of the culture of the island country, who doesn't know that you are the most amazing onmyoji ever? Just like the land of Shenzhou, you represent the Xuantian Sect, and we represent the various tribes of the demon clan, but in your country, it is the Onmyoji who wins, but here in us, the Xuantian Sect is scattered, that is to say, the people of the demon clan win. I took another sip of beer.
He suddenly smiled: "Yes, then tell me why I came here for the night walk of the hundred ghosts." ”
"Because you're a madman, and only a madman would cross the sea to get here. ”
"Oh?"
"You want to turn the demon clan of the land of Shenzhou into a part of your Hundred Ghosts Night Walk, and you have the truth in your heart that man will conquer the sky, right? So you are also using the Yellow Lion Old Thief. I looked at him and said.
Abe Qingming laughed: "Sun Wukong, sometimes it's not necessarily a good thing to be too smart, I'll open another bottle for you when you run out of wine?"
"No, one bottle is enough. I said.
"But I'm curious about you. He looked at me, crossed his legs, and had a wicked smile that made people unable to take their eyes off.
"I'm curious about you, too, but not as heavy as you. I replied.
"I'm curious about you because you're obviously a human being now, but you're speaking for youkai, aren't you tired?" he said, staring at me.
I sighed: "I'm not tired, maybe it's only you who is tired, because most of my friends are youkai, my lover is also a youkai, and I used to be a youkai, so I'm also a youkai." ”
"Interesting. ”
"It's not as interesting as you. ”
"Aren't you afraid that I'm plotting against you here? After all, the relationship between the Ten Thousand Demon Alliance and Tianmen is very stiff now. Abe said.
"If you want to plot, you have already plotted, you won't wait until now, you come to confess your identity to me now, there is no plot, if you plan to plot, then you don't need to explain your intentions, just stab me in the back. I gestured: "Look, poof, how happy, as soon as I die, it will be a great disaster for your Ten Thousand Demon Alliance." ”
"You know we have enough strength to destroy you. Abe began to play with his fingers.
"But you are afraid, so don't come and destroy us now. I said.
Abe glanced at me: "Actually, what I hate the most is talking to smart people, because the other party will guess the next sentence." ”
"Hate is hate, drink is drink. I said, "I know who you are afraid of, but we don't know the old man of the longevity old immortal, we only know that this longevity old immortal has met with several of my brothers, and he has also told a few of my brothers, the hexagram is very accurate, and we can also see my brother's marriage in his previous life." ”
"Oh?" Abe's eyes lit up and he looked at me in surprise.
I snorted, "Smoke one?"
Abe Qingming was stunned for a moment, took out a lighter from his pocket and said, "You got the lighter for me." ”
I smiled slightly, took a ring from my finger as if by magic, and gave it back to him: "I took your ring while talking to you." ”
"I know, so I didn't just take your lighter, I took the cigarettes from your cigarette case. As soon as he said that, twenty cigarettes were just right.
I smiled slightly, took out a card from the bottom of the coffee table and said, "This is the identity card of the Ten Thousand Demon League, return it to you." ”
He paused, looked at me with a smile, and pulled out a student ID from under his butt: "Monkey, your student ID." ”
I was very surprised, but I couldn't bear it, so I still raised my foot, picked up a mobile phone and said, "I wanted to check your information just now, since you are so kind, you can take this mobile phone." ”
"I pulled out your memory card too. Harumi Abe pulled out a small black card from the back of his watch.
I took the small card and said, "Okay, in that case, I took your car keys before you came up just now." ”
As I spoke, I handed him a BMW car key.
Abe was very moved and said, "This is the antidote, the beer you drank just now has my special poison, and you will die immediately after three hours." ”
"Each other, my brother is serious, in fact, I also put poison, it is a colorless and tasteless lotus delicate poison, after eating it, the whole body ulcered and died within twenty-four hours. I put a pill in his hand.
Abe stared at me for a while, and suddenly dodged the antidote in my hand and said: "Your antidote and I will change it, the antidote I gave you just now is another poison, the intestine will be pierced through the stomach and the powder will be rotten in the stomach, and after eating, it will immediately bleed from seven holes, and you will die of pain." ”
"Sure enough, you are a fellow practitioner, I feel that you are my confidant, the antidote I just gave you is also a poison, known as three steps without leaving people, it is a Chinese strange poison, and I got it by mistake, it has no antidote, fortunately you didn't eat it. "Haruaki Abe and I have an antidote to each other.
Abe gritted his teeth, handed me a key and said: "This key is from the school warehouse, I locked the principal's daughter in it, I originally wanted to blame you, and left evidence on your dormitory ** bunk." ”
I patted Abe's hand and said, "It's worthy of my brother, I also have the key here, it's the mailbox of the ugliest female teacher in school, I wrote a love letter in your handwriting and stuffed it in her mailbox, and tomorrow morning, after she finds out, she will definitely start pursuing you and making you infamous......"
"Brother, you're not an ordinary poison. Haruaki Abe said, holding my hand.
I also held Abe Harumi's hand and said, "Brother, let's all ...... half a catty."
Bai Jingjing on the side snorted: "It's all calculated by each other, and I don't see what you calculate." ”
Abe was stunned: "White girl, I was offended just now, but you must not open your bag, I put ...... when I was sitting next to you just now"
Before Abe Qingming finished speaking, Bai Jingjing opened the shoulder bag and found that there was a large slug in the bag, and suddenly Bai Jingjing's face was unprecedentedly exciting, and she screamed and threw the bag away.
I picked up Bai Jingjing and said to Abe, "Brother, don't touch your butt pocket...... Don't touch ......."
"Huh?" Abe wiped his ass pocket, and suddenly his face turned pale: "Mom, shit!"
He fainted......
Bai Jingjing screamed, "You guys are really enough!"
It's just that the sound of music in the box is too loud, and no one can hear the screams, and I began to help Bai Jingjing clean up the slugs in the bag.
When the night was getting darker, I looked at the time and was about to leave, when suddenly the door of the box opened, and after the door opened, a few social bastards appeared at the door, and as soon as they looked at Long Shao, they yelled: "Stinky boy come out." ”
"Who are you, I don't know you......" Long Shao said.
At this time, a big man appeared in the crowd, and next to him was a crying little woman, and the big man said: "You are Qian Xiaolong, did you sleep with me on the second day of last month?"
"Xiaomei?" Long Shao stood up, "Why are you here?"
"Aaron, I'm sorry, he checked my phone and our affair was exposed......" the little woman cried.
Suddenly the crowd boiled, and the bastards immediately swarmed up and surrounded our students, and the girls also curled up in a ball and became nervous.
I stood up, and Abe stood up too, and I looked at him and said, "What are you doing standing up?"
"How about a truce between you and me at Aoyama University, I am now your teacher, and I have to bear the mistakes made by my students as a matter of course. Abe Harumi said, at this moment I feel that he is not so annoying.
Abe pointed at the other party: "How many of you guys, do you want to bully my students?"
"Where did you come from, hit me!" the strong man swarmed up, and I vaguely felt that something was going to happen.