Chapter 9 Begin to beat other players
In 2010, in the toilet booth, the happy male voice broke through the top 12 nativity competition.
The host of this issue is Zhang Dada, can you believe it, this guy is said to be praised by the toilet table, and the author thought he was a newcomer, but it turned out that he started hosting the show in 2010!
This guy called himself "big" a long time ago, and after many years of hard work, he finally became popular, and it turned out to be because the whole network was crazy...... Simply so!
And Zhao Lei, who sang "CD", was also here, he participated in the opening of the man, oh my God, I thought that this session of the opening of the man was finished, but I didn't expect that there would be a lot of accumulation!
Lin Pingzhi looked at the self-proclaimed big buddy on the stage, hosting the show in an extremely weird sissy style, and telling jokes that were not funny.
For example, ridiculing Zhao Lei.
"That engraving of the face is full of ...... of his life that must not have been going well"
This joke is Nima, if you are interested, you can take a look at this episode of the show, I really can't describe Zhao Lei's huge embarrassed expression at that time, the toilet table is equipped with a background sound of "hahahaha", that picture, it's amazing!
Lin Pingzhi, Zhao Lei, Braces Gotham Jesse, the three of them are known as the three masters of creation, in fact, Brother Braces did not escape Zhang Dada's "ridicule" of him, the same is a huge embarrassing expression, it can be seen that this buddy's hosting style is really not intentional, he has at least evidence to speak like this eight years ago.
Zhang Dada turned around on the stage, smiling like a flower and making a cute expression: "We creators don't rely on our faces to eat, do we?"
Roll Nima, Lin Pingzhi scolded secretly, labor and management rely on their faces to eat, what's the matter?!
also ridiculed Li Hangliang: "You are ugly and very star-like......"
The buddies in the audience were also extremely embarrassed and laughing, probably thinking that they were MMP.
The host was stunned and ridiculed everyone except Lin Pingzhi, tsk.
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Probably looking at it with a vision of more than eight years, I think these jokes are really vulgar and hateful, in short, Lin Pingzhi looked at the many famous or unfamous amateurs in the audience, and made a decision again in his heart, he must be a big name!
Why, this guy on stage didn't taunt Lin Pingzhi, of course, everyone who was ridiculed could get valuable shots, the more ridiculed they were, the more they could get shots, the reason why they didn't mock Lin Pingzhi was that in addition to the toilet counter's reluctance to continue to praise Lin Pingzhi, there was also Lin Pingzhi's huge fan base.
He is the most popular among all the people present, it can be said that his popularity is the first level, and he completely blows everyone else, which is why the toilet counter is in a hurry to sign a contract with him, and why the host is reluctant to scold him.
Without him, there are many brain-dead fans.
After this buddy Shi Lezhi ridiculed almost all the contestants, a big beauty Sun Xiaoxiao, who was still very young at the time, came on the field, and Lin Pingzhi sat at the bottom, and he "hissed" at that time, a little surprised.
He likes this kind of cute girl, and he is from Shuangqing, and he is also a fellow countryman.
"What? like her?" Li Wei, who was set by the innocent big boy, patted Lin Pingzhi on the shoulder, and his face was a little flattering.
He also knows that Da Shuaibi is the most popular player, to be honest, he is a little lucky to be able to be with Lin Pingzhi, Lin Pingzhi is the person with the most shots in the audience, when the show is not good or really boring, the photographer will reflexively give a close-up to Da Shuaibi's face, and he will invisibly have a few more shots.
I don't know how many girls want to add a chicken leg to the cameraman after the broadcast!
"!" Lin Pingzhi turned his head and saw Li Wei's appearance clearly, and almost slapped him at that time.
This is the famous grandmother * Li Tianwang!! who directly killed his fellow senior brother Su Xing, causing people to run to borrow money to sing in the bar, and re-mixed into an amateur ruthless person!
The handsome man was like sitting on pins and needles at that time, and quickly moved away from Li Tianwang inch by inch, which made Li Tianwang, who was still an innocent boy, quite embarrassed, and this scene was recorded by the camera of the good thing and broadcast on the TV station.
As a result, Li Tianwang was hacked, do you dare to believe it?
Well, it's black, it's black!
Li Tianwang looked at him extremely embarrassed, his expression was quite aggrieved, and he thought to himself, I have been so low-voiced, you are still so tidy, can't you find a place where no one is around?
The king of heaven didn't know that in the future, there would be a more fierce senior brother who beat him up in the concert on the mainland to the treasure island, and the violent temper shocked the peak, affecting the friendship between the two sides of the strait, and the two of them died together.
"I'm sorry, brother, I'm a little nervous, I'll go put on makeup first......" Lin Pingzhi apologized, and slipped backstage without warning, leaving Li Tianwang alone with an empty seat, the camera continued to shoot him, and he quickly showed an embarrassed and blank smile.
That's why he was hacked: Who told you to provoke our family, and pretend to be pitiful! What a scheming!
Sun Xiaoxiao on the stage saw this scene, and when the contestant was singing, she quietly asked the big one next to her: "That contestant ...... What's wrong?"
"It won't affect him, it's the normal arrangement of the show...... "With a big white look, you can know where you superficial women's eyes are looking.
"It is said that Lin Pingzhi is going to perform a reverse performance, t......sk," he frowned, "I don't know very well, a song he composed himself, anyway, this person has a lot of things, so he has to go backstage to prepare in advance." ”
"Oh......" so I'm relieved. The beautiful host breathed a sigh of relief.
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The dressing table, Lin Pingzhi, the makeup artist of the toilet counter, the dead friends, and a bunch of people brought by the dead friends, the small dressing room was suddenly crowded.
The toilet makeup artist is a little gay, standing on the side with his waist inserted, his small waist twisting arbitrarily, obviously very unhappy that he has no skin-to-skin relationship with the handsome.
In front of Lin Pingzhi was an old woman, an artist invited from the capital by his dead friend for a lot of money, the old man was stiff and stiff, and he painted Lin Pingzhi's face one by one, a pair of hands with the vicissitudes of time, but there was no trembling.
That's the basics!
"Why don't you rest for a while, Grandma. ”
The old man didn't answer, he stared at Lin Pingzhi in front of him in a daze, as if he saw himself seventy years ago, and gently stroked the face of the person in front of him with his fingers: "No need to ......" She smiled and drew Lin Pingzhi's eyebrows, "It's not enough, girl." ”
Seeing this scene, Ren Jie, a sworn friend, suddenly said: "Lin Pingzhi, if you can't get the first place this time, I'm going to beat you, I'm serious." ”
"Don't worry," the beauty who got up took the gorgeous red shirt and said in a voice like a yellow finch, "I will definitely not let you down." ”
She put cinnabar between her eyebrows and made a bowed gesture.
"I know, grandma's hopes, and yours, brother!"