Li Yue heard her say this, x

"Bah, anyone can say that about me, but you Xia Han can't. Why do you dislike me with that intelligence?"

Li Yue snorted, his face full of contempt for her, but the two of them were not facing each other, and there was a mobile phone in between, so they couldn't see it at all.

Even if he twisted his face completely, Xia Han couldn't see it.

"You're right, my IQ is really not high. Xia Han replied to him very indifferently.

This time, Li Yue was stunned, he didn't expect Xia Han to answer such a sentence at all.

Although Xia Han is self-aware, and when she does something wrong, she will tell others that she is mentally retarded, but she has never admitted that she is stupider than Li Yue.

After all, in her eyes, in terms of IQ, Li Yue is the one who should be crushed, and he belongs to the bottom of the food chain.

No matter how mentally retarded she is, she is still a figure who presses on Li Yue.

"You've finally come to terms with the reality, you're just lower IQ than me. Li Yue suddenly regained his confidence and snorted coldly, as if he had grasped some important handle from Xia Han, and his whole mood changed a lot.

"I'll admit that I don't have a high IQ, but it's definitely higher than you. I have a strong foundation, and I am more professional than an expert certification. ”

"Bah, you're starting to fool me again, what's the basis for you to talk about it, don't talk about those useless things, for example, if you can have children, I can't do this. You're going to be all men. ”

Li Yue took a sip at the mobile phone again, and it was estimated that if Xia Han stood in front of him, he would be sprayed all over his face.

After all, Li Yue is a person who is easily emotional, he sat on the sofa in his house, crossed Erlang's legs, and completely put on a noble appearance of wanting to listen to Xia Han's nonsense.

"You can think of such a thing as having a child, and you still don't believe it when you say that you are mentally retarded. I'll just say one, I've got the baby fish, can you get him?"

Xia Han was half lying on the **, and she also raised one leg and crossed it, completely enjoying it.

It's just that she doesn't think about ** at all now, mainly because her twisted ankle still hurts a little, and it is estimated that she will not be able to go out today.

She must be physically fit, and if there are those scumbags who don't have long eyes who want to sleep with her in the future, she will directly make a move to tease her yin legs and let them cut off their children and grandchildren.

Not only can she not sleep in the future, but men and women, cats and dogs can't sleep, and from then on they will enter the abstinence time.

Of course, if those scum are undisciplined, they can't sleep with others after flirting with their legs, they can still let people sleep with them.

Xia Han is a person with a terrible divergent thinking, and he can usually get a glimpse of one or two from chatting with her.

Now she is talking to Li Yue on the phone, and she can think of a lot of nonsense in her head.

"Wait, what did you say? You got to Chu Dashen, did you sleep? When, I haven't heard you say before, was it just last night?"

Li Yue's whole person was a little messy in the wind, and he shouted at the top of his voice.

Fortunately, he was still at home today and didn't go to the company to report, otherwise he would have shouted loudly, and everyone in ten miles and eight villages would have known that Xia Han and Chu Yu were together.

"Did he sleep with me lying on me and kissing me?" Xia Han replied calmly.

But when she said this, her speech was a little indistinct, as if something was stuffed in her mouth.

"Damn, you undisciplined, can you not go into such detail?

"If you're talking about rolling around naked, wood. As she spoke, Li Yue vaguely heard something chewing in her mouth.

The "crunch" made people's ears a little uncomfortable, and Li Yue breathed a long sigh of relief.

"Let me tell you, men don't have a good thing, and they don't know how to cherish what they eat. You give me a good hanger of his appetite, or you will easily get hurt when the time comes. ”

Li Yue thought carefully for Xia Han at this time, and he was afraid that Xia Han would be wronged.

After all, Chu Yu's status is so high now, and he has been in the circle for so long, he is afraid that his heart will be bigger, and his appetite will be bigger.

Xia Han is still a little flower in the rising period, it seems that she has a lot of fans, and she responds to every call, in fact, as long as she is cold for half a year, there are very few people who remember who she is.

This circle is so cruel, especially the actor with high achievement, falling in love with Xiaohuadan, who has just made his debut, this is an unequal love.

If it is said that it ends well, it is easy to say, if Xia Han suffers any grievances, then she can only hold back, after all, she can't fight the old fox Chu Yu in this way.

"Isn't the baby fish your god, why are you so suspicious of his character?"

Xia Han frowned slightly, he really didn't understand how Li Yue's face could change so quickly.

If Xia Han had said a few bad things about Chu Yu in front of Li Yue before, it would have been like lighting a barrel, and he would definitely not let her go.

But this time, Xia Han told Li Yue that she was with Chu Yu, and Li Yue was first surprised, and then reminded her to be vigilant.

"It's different, I'm a man, of course I know men. When a man is a male god who is a fan girl, and when he is a boyfriend, he is completely two faces. When chasing people and falling in love, that's of course good, but once you are unhappy and want to break up, you are likely to change your appearance from head to toe, like a stranger. ”

Li Yue smashed his mouth, his face was full of disapproving expressions, obviously he still knew a lot about the inferior nature of some men.

Of course, the main thing is that he is also a man, and he knows how cold and irreparable a man is when he wants to be ruthless.

"Well, barely you're right. Whoever loves a little more will be hurt more when the time comes. ”

Xia Han nodded, but her attitude seemed nonchalant.

"Tsk, what have you been eating since just now, have you been chirping and eating?"

Li Yue put up with her for a long time, thinking that Xia Han loves snacks, and it is easy to rest at home without filming, so he indulges it.

But Xia Han's eating posture is completely endless, and after eating a pack, there is still a pack, and I don't know when it will be a head.

"If you guessed it, I'm eating. ”

Xia Han replied to him very indifferently, and Li Yue almost choked on saliva when he heard her answer.

"Xia Han, can you not disgust me? After you eat shit, how can you kiss the male god and let him eat shit with you, do you want to be embarrassed?"

Xia Han cut it: "It was bought for me to eat, saying that she liked to eat this thing when she was a child, it was sour." The common name is rat droppings, and the scientific name is tangerine peel monk fruit. Stuff a mouthful, and your saliva will be soured. ”

She explained to Li Yue carefully, and the common name and scientific name sounded very lofty.

"Eldest sister, you just eat a spicy chicken candy, and you drag it for me for a long time. That's what children like to eat, it's not clean. ”

Li Yue interrupted her with some impatience, obviously very uninterested in what she said.

"Phew, you're a spicy chicken, you're a spicy chicken. Dare to say that my sugar is spicy chicken, chubby, you have become bolder!"

Xia Han immediately sat up from the **, if Li Yue stood in front of her, she would definitely raise her foot and step on his face.

Nothing can be said about her snacks, this is a matter of principle, and her snacks must not be defiled.

"Okay, good, I was wrong, your rat poop is great, it tastes super good. ”

"Originally, it was appetizing and spleen-invigorating!"

Xia Han snorted lightly, and only after hearing that Li Yue changed his words could he be regarded as letting him go.

"It's not just appetizing and spleen-invigorating, it's a panacea, clairvoyance and ears are a matter of minutes!"

Li Yue immediately pursed his lips and exaggerated with her tone.

"Get out, next time you don't want to say I'm mentally retarded? I can get the fish baby, he confesses to me eighty times a day, and he loves me so much that he can't help himself. Our baby fish is handsome, caring, and likable. Tsk, you are also a man, you are worse than the fish baby not only in terms of appearance and figure, but also in your shrinking IQ. ”

Xia Han shouted angrily, obviously a little annoyed.

This is resolutely something she can't bear, their fish baby is so good, Li Yue doesn't understand anything at all, so he dares to talk nonsense.

"Okay, if you're happy. Since you are still so vigorous, then I can rest assured, the company just called me and asked me to come over, and it is estimated that it is going to train me again. I might call you over afterwards to prepare you. ”

As soon as Xia Han heard the word "company", her brows immediately furrowed, obviously she didn't like MN very much.

Anyone who is forced to follow the unspoken rules will not be happy.

And that Mr. Yu that night was too ugly, Xia Han was a dog, she resolutely couldn't sleep with a man who looked like that, with a fat head and big ears, it felt no different from holding a pig.

As soon as she thought of the picture of sleeping with the pig in her arms, Xia Han shivered uncontrollably, it was so scary that she couldn't bear it.

"Can I not go? There are almost no good-looking presidents on the board of directors of the company, even if they are old, they are all personable, although they are really well-dressed, but they will not take off their vests, at least they are pleasing to the eye. But MN is too much of that, gathering all the lewd middle-aged and old men together, it's just spicy!"

Xia Han has been particularly fond of using these Internet words recently, and sometimes she would rather say a sentence that is not standard, but also use all Internet words.

"No, let's show up, you beat people, you have to think about the consequences. After last night's fight, you still arrogantly said that you wanted these people to taste the consequences of failure, but now you are cowardly, so what can you do in the first place?"

Li Yue was so angry with her that she vomited blood, Xia Han just had the ability to make him vomit blood countless times in the same thing.

And he is still entangled in this kind of thing repeatedly, and if he doesn't mention it once, he can be half angry.

"Well, then I'll think about it when they let me go. ”

Xia Han reluctantly agreed, but listening to her tone, she was also very reluctant, as if she was looking for an excuse to escape at any time.

Li Yue had a straight face, and he didn't know what to say.

"Eat your rat, I'm really angry with you, and if I say a few more words to you, I'm going to explode." ”

In the end, Li Yue was so angry that he directly deducted the phone, for fear that he would listen to Xia Han's nonsense again, and he would really go through the mobile phone to beat someone.