"Who drunk you with more than 200 pounds, who made you indulge yourself? Who cut off your long hair? Who put you in prison clothes?"

The majority of netizens are very talented, less than two hours after this incident came out, Da Shuai Bi has searched on the Internet to find the adaptation of the short and tight early masterpiece "You at the Same Table" "You at the Wine Table", and he himself was ridiculed, which made Da Shuai vomit blood angrily.

"You used to be always very proud, the judges sat up high, and you also proudly said that Director Lin is your apprentice. ”

"Even if you are registered in Los Angeles, even if you have long flowing hair, even if you have cow B written all over your face, you have to reunite with Jiaxin. ”

Short and tight has always liked to steal the limelight, and he likes to speak amazingly from the time of the judges, this time he has been dormant for more than half a year, and finally ate prison food, and successfully stole all the limelight from the handsome.

The news that Da Shuai made a gesture is completely no match for the shock of being short and tight and about to go to prison, and if he wants to make headlines, unless he cuts his hair and becomes a monk, he has to hold a press conference to announce his decision.

Wang's leather pants: "MMP!

The police professional agency took a blood sample for testing, and the result was 243 milligrams of alcohol per 100 milliliters of blood, which has exceeded the sentencing standard by three times.

For a time, Qianfu pointed out.

On the 22nd, Da Shuaibi's feet were just right, and he had already gone to the capital. He is now taking a record and is under criminal detention in accordance with the law, and will soon be nominated for prosecution. That's the case, the short and tight reputation stinks on the street.

The handsome comparison came to remind him to have a ratio in his heart, and he had to confess his guilt when he should confess, Lin Pingzhi's previous campaign was mighty, and he didn't make much splash, but it was the two catties of red wine that were short and tightly poured to the other side.

"'Best' Album Producer 'Drunk Driving'?"

"The mainland school's teacher is drunk driving, and passers-by are suspicious. ”

PTT is the largest forum on the treasure island, with beautiful interface, simple operation, advanced typography, and yellow characters on a black background, so it is known as the forum of the underworld and the reputation of the master of tombstone art in the mainland.

"It is impossible for Short and Tight to be sentenced by the mainland because he is an American. ”

"We're no better??"

"So we're all inferior! But we're not as hypocritical as mainlanders say......"

"We're really strict with the mainland. ”

"I think it's totally OK. ”

Baodao's drunk driving punishment is known as the strictest in the world, but where there is drunk driving, unless you have the money to get out on bail pending trial, at least two months in prison, short and tight This is hit by the muzzle, since the implementation of the new drunk driving law, he is not the first to be detained for drunk driving, but he is the biggest one.

Wu Liu was surprised and delighted, surprised that at the opening of the golden song, he was short and made such a moth, and he was happy that Lin Pingzhi's album became famous because of this, and no one cares about the he and his little fans now.

The jury of the Golden Melody Awards, many of them are the older generation of musicians born and raised in Baodao, and the average age must be at least 40 or above.

In fact, this is a kind of brotherly feeling. I really don't want the other party to have a bad time, but I always want to prove that I am better.

Political news is generally nothing more than entertainment news, unless someone fuels it, and that's the case right now. Baodao wants to prove that their system is advanced, and in this rhythm, the short and tight must be judged heavily, otherwise the mainland will be outdated and backwards.

The mainland wants to take the short and tight knife, and the big handsome man never wants to be short and tight and spoil his own good things, he has never had too much to do with the short and big tight, the two of them just look like each other and cooperate with each other.

Capital.

Lin Pingzhi saw that he was short and tight, so he first pulled the relationship for a while, and at this time, Da Shuaibi had already received the news that he would probably have to eat six months in prison, which was basically a drunk driving sentence, and the highest sentencing standard.

Short and tight, he was unexpectedly not much haggard, with long hair, a smile on his face, wearing red clothes, his expression was natural, the clouds were light and light, and he looked a little coquettish.

Da Shuaibi looked a little scared, thinking that he was Shi Lezhi, "Are you okay?"

"I shouldn't have drunk, I drove, I had to be judged if I drank, it's my turn, I deserve it. ”

Lin Pingzhi sighed, "Your Golden Melody Award should be in vain." No matter what, the organizing committee will not let you win the award. ”

"I'm a bad guy now, and it's impossible for those people on Treasure Island to come the other way around...... However, the chances are slim to none. ”

"It's good that you understand. ”

Da Shuai was more afraid of being short and tight, thinking that he had hope, and forcibly pleaded not guilty, just in time for the opening day of the Golden Melody Awards.

There is no precedent in the circle, for example, in the Eight Flowers Group of Treasure Island, the best-developed actress was drunk like mud, and the car was full of alcohol, and she was found to be drunk driving, saying that she only drank two sips of fruit beer.

Anyone caught violating the rules by the organization, it is best to immediately cry bitterly, reform themselves, say that they are children and they are very naïve, avoid the limelight, and then re-emerge from the rivers and lakes.

The short and tight confession attitude was very good, but the big handsome was still vaguely compared to a six, and the short and tight nodded in understanding.

This is to be in prison for six months.

"During this time, I plan to read books and write," the short, tight fat face turned to the sunlight by the window, "This can allow me to settle down, in fact, I have long hoped for such an opportunity, and have been waiting, didn't the ancestor say, woe and blessing rely on, blessing and misfortune lurk..."

The dwarf paused tightly and said with emotion:

"Life is like this, there are ups and downs, maybe after these six months, I will develop better......"

Da Shuaibi: "You are very prescient. ”

In the original time and space, the short man came out of prison after six months of eating, and his brain was a lot clearer, and since then he has been doing shows with a good sense of proportion, knowing who can be provoked and who can't be provoked. The program "Big Talk", which received pants, not only whitewashed, but also successfully transformed into a public knowledge, which improved a lot of qualifications.

This is also a strange phenomenon in China, you don't have a black history gilded, the prodigal son turned back, and he didn't win the favor when he was known.

"I always have to come back. "Short and tight.

Lin Ping smiled and ended the public relations foreplay of this crisis. Short and close to see thoroughly, whether it is acting or real feelings, he is indeed a good hand in this regard. In this way, there is no need for Lin Pingzhi to bother more.

Dashuai Bi boarded the plane to Treasure Island, and before leaving, thousands of people saw him off.

On the other hand, the short and tight public prosecution trial was held in the capital, and the whole process was truthfully explained, and any words of defense and any useful evidence were all endorsed by the defense lawyer, and the short and tight did not say a word:

First, the short and tight had called a substitute driver that night.

Second, my friend said that he was short and tight, and he always drank and looked for a substitute driver.

Third, the victim's letter of pleading for mercy and a letter of compensation were presented, hoping that they could be referred to more when sentencing.

Then the short man in the courtroom said that everything was true and he didn't want to avoid any evasion. The attitude is excellent, and he confesses to all charges. performed a good show of "drinking makes Zhi faint and take me as a warning" in court, which won a burst of praise from netizens, and public opinion turned, and such a sincere confession still received the heaviest six months in the sentencing standard.

There was a burst of regret when the verdict came out, and some people complained about being short and big, believing that they should not be deliberately sentenced to a heavy sentence because of their status as a "star".

Short and tight did lose the prosecution, but he won the crisis and saved his acting career.

It's a textbook crisis PR.