Volume 1 Riding a horse and leaning on the bridge, full of red sleeves Chapter 10 Forgetting to return to the pavilion, a year of laughter
Hundreds of teachers and students worked all night to mark the test papers, laughing and cursing from time to time, and there was never a sound of applause.
Compared with the only answer to the exam questions, the test questions of Qingteng Garden undoubtedly give candidates the most ample room to play, so the exam papers submitted are really varied, which is the source of jokes in Qingteng Garden's teaching for a year.
"You come and listen to this paragraph: its voice is like a girl's orchid, like a spring flower like rain, and like a rainbow in the rain. The world is warm, and the majestic tomorrow is the first to sleep...... What kind of mess is this all about? I don't know if Lao Ji will tear up this test paper angrily when he sees it. β
"Haha, Lao Ji's temper can't even spit, how can he tear up any test papers. At most, he lamented again and again, 'If the boy is like this, how will the country be like?!' hahahaha......
"Look at this one, with a big stroke of the pen, write the word 'good'. I don't know why the master commented, I would be so upright at a young age, it seems that I am ...... The atmosphere of Tiandu can't be changed. β
"Huh! β
"I see, none of this year's candidates understood Lao Ji's song "The Wind Blows the Leaves into Rain". Most of them praise the beautiful tune, half praise the Ming Dynasty, and then there are a handful of opportunistic tricks. Have you ever approved a first?"
Everyone laughed and shook their heads.
"Wang Xiaoer's New Year - a year is not as good as a year!"
"What this candidate wrote was a bit meaningful, he only wrote two words - pouring rain. What do you think?"
"Pouring rain, pouring rain, pouring rain - wellββ? it's kind of interesting, but you can criticize it. If you don't give it to the armor, it is to frustrate his boy's spirit. Lao Ji's tunes dare to use only two words, I'm afraid that he is too arrogant. β
"Then give it to his subordinates. I'm afraid that this year's first place is the first place!"
"I don't believe it, this year's candidates are so bad! I have to find a good one!" Some of them were not convinced, so they buried their heads in the test paper to find a better one.
"Who is this kid?"
"I'll seeβthis kid's name is Pang Jiushan. β
"Look for the other two papers and see how you answer them. β
The hundred teachers immediately became interested and flipped through the thick test papers, and one of them immediately shouted, "Found it." This is the test paper for chess. This game ...... This explains...... You'd better see for yourselves!"
For a moment, countless heads came together, and soon it was quiet.
"Guys, what do you think?"
"Only one hand Tianyuan, the comment said: The world is in charge. It's a little too crazy. β
"People are not arrogant boys! I hope there will be a few more fanatics in Qingteng Garden. Now it's ...... Qingteng Garden, where are there any fanatics?"
"Ladies and gentlemen, how do you evaluate this volume?"
"Ding, the worst. β
"Reasonable! Madness can be there, but it can't be turned into arrogance. This kid still needs to be polished well, and he hasn't reached the point of 'having mountains and rivers in his heart, looking at hills and moorings'. Don't let him go too well. β
"Okay, Ding!"
"Look for his third share. β
After another hectic meal, hundreds of teachers circulated the third answer sheet of "Pang Jiushan" one by one.
"Bastard!" Fang Suru, an old Confucian with white hair, finally couldn't help but slap the table, his cheeks were already red with anger, if he was still a young adult, people would definitely not suspect that he was going to raise a sword and kill someone when they saw him like this. "How dare you despise my Qingteng Garden so much, how can the ancient style of respecting teachers exist?!
Qingxingyuan Chief Instructor Xi Fang Suru was so angry that the others were taken aback, and they forgot to return to the pavilion and suddenly lost their voice. At this time, a voice came from outside the window, and he asked with a smile, "Why is Elder Fang so annoyed?"
"Principal. β
When everyone saw the comer, they all got up and greeted them.
The director of Qingteng Garden waved his hand and said, "Reviewing the test papers overnight, you have worked hard to teach and study, so you don't need to be polite." With that, the director walked up to Fang Suru, picked up the test paper, and read it out, "Qingteng is old, it's hard to chew, it's hard to swallow, and it's hard to eat." Hahahaha...... This son is so cute!"
"Principal, this son bullied me Qingteng Garden too much!
The director smiled and said, "Hey, Old Fang is not angry. If there is a harmonious atmosphere in the garden, everyone will say that I am good, just like all sounds are phoenixes, and all colors are white, how can it be interesting? What's more, what this son said is indeed true. In my opinion, it's better to give him a B. β
The shame and anger on Fang Suru's face gradually dissipated, and he said sincerely: "Old and pedantic, the head of the garden is Mingjian." β
"Haha, everyone continue, those who are willing to rest rest, those who are willing to review will review, I won't bother. The director did not linger any longer, and went for a walk.
The hundred teachers returned to normal, but the ridicule was still the same, the angry scolding continued, but there was no longer a controversial test paper.
Just when everyone thought that there were no amazing people in Qingteng Garden this year, someone exclaimed: "Haha! This person can be rated on the top of all three categories! He is really a rare talent! Come on, come on, you all come to see this person's test papers!"
"I'll take a look and see what's going on!"
"What's this person's name?"
"Chen Nanping. β
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"Shit, shit, shit, all shit! Do these people have shit in their heads? Otherwise, how would they draw such shit!"
Shang Chonggu scolded as he tore up all the test papers on the table.
The test papers of the first three exams were all graded by the teachers and students of the other three gardens in Qingteng Garden, except for the last "painting" exam, which was reviewed by the teachers and students in Qingmei Garden.
Sima E, who was sitting on the side, said unhurriedly: "Senior Brother Shang, why are you so angry? Talent is innate, even if Tianlei adds to his body, he can't split any talent. Find it slowly, among the 10,000 candidates, there are always good ones. β
Shang Chonggu scolded with a smile: "Sima E, Sima E, why are you so stupid? Where am I angry, these people don't paint well, I am angryβthere are fewer and fewer talented people." Is it just my Qingteng Yuan family? Is this the case with the four universities? Is this the case with the entire Ming Dynasty? Is it the case with the whole world?"
Sima E thought seriously for a moment and said, "What Senior Brother Shang said is reasonable, but Senior Brother is stupid and can't figure it out for a while. β
"Stupid, you can approve the rest, I'll go sleep." Reading these rolls really makes me even more uncomfortable. β
"Okay, Senior Brother Shang. β
Sima E didn't worry about the remaining 10,000 papers, just carefully reviewed them one by one, and then carefully typed the results: Dingxia, Dingxia, Dingxia......
The results of the Qingteng Garden exam were a total of twelve grades, and almost all of them that flowed through Sima E's hands were Dingxia, only one or two Dingzhong, not even a Ding.
Even after writing all night, Sima E still carefully reviewed each test paper, until this one, he didn't score it for a long time, and after hesitating, he pulled out this test paper and prepared to review it with Senior Brother Shang.
After skipping this test paper, Sima E continued to mark it, and before he knew it, it was already the afternoon of the next day. However, Shang Chonggu did not come over, obviously planning to leave it to Sima E.
After another night, on the third day, Sima E finally completed all the test papers. Among the 10,000 test papers, the only one that stood out was a test paper named Chen Nanping, Sima E gave the only A this year, and it was A. This was also the only time Sima E smiled in three days. After carefully watching the "" in Shang Chonggu's mouth for three days, Sima E was also extremely tired and fell asleep on the table.
"Sima Jiaoxi, Sima Jiaoxi?"
Sima E opened his eyes in a daze, saw the scholar in front of the table now, and asked, "What's the matter?"
"Has Sima Jiaoxi approved the results?"
"This is the result of the top 100 people, and it has been sorted out. β
"Sima has worked hard. Have you backed up this score?"
Sima E was really sleepy, so he nodded and fell asleep.
"Shang Jiaoxi is not here, and it seems that Sima Jiaoxi is one person who has reviewed it, so it is really hard for Sima Jiaoxi. Fortunately, the results have been sorted out, and they can be handed over. The person who came poured a glass of water for Sima E and put it next to him, took the results sorted out by Sima E, and gently closed the door and left.