Chapter 158: Chubby's Drop of Dragon Urine

New clause 1 of the Chubby Code of Conduct:

Seeing that Brother Huanxi wants to hide far away, hide as far as you can, and try not to have direct contact with him.

Added a new clause 2 to the Chubby Code:

When Brother Huanxi appears with a lot of delicious food in his hand, he must remain highly vigilant and never be deceived by his use.

Added a new clause 3 to the Chubby Code:

When Brother Huanxi began to talk sweetly to you, the shameless thoughts in this person's shameless mind had already appeared.

Added a new clause 4 to the Chubby Code......

A new clause of 1,568 has been added to the Chubby Code......

In short, a thousand words converge into one sentence:

What kind of sin did this Shenlong create, he actually met such a person as Brother Huanxi!

This damn brother Huanxi actually wants to find his own orchid!

In fact, growing orchids is not a big deal, but the most critical questions are:

Chubby is allergic to orchids!

Well, really, not just Chubby, all dragons are allergic to orchids.

The dragon goes to the sky and the earth, overturns the river and the sea, and is not afraid of anything, but has some scruples about orchids.

Once it comes into contact with the orchid, it will make the dragon sneeze and lose its appetite, and it will take several days to recover.

Sneezing is nothing, but the appetite is reduced, which is simply incredible to Chubby.

jumped up and down, jumping and gesturing, and finally let Brother Huanxi figure out what was going on.

Brother Huanxi looked at Xiaopang in a daze, and suddenly laughed wildly.

Chubby is allergic to orchids?

I've heard countless jokes, but none of them are funnier than this.

In the future, Chubby will use himself to fix himself, and he will use orchids to deal with it!

The more Brother Huanxi thought about it, the more proud he became, holding his stomach and laughing.

The smiling chubby began to doubt life...... Dragonborn.

laughed and laughed, but after laughing, Brother Huanxi became sad again.

What to do with orchids?

I promised He Jianjun.

looked at Chubby with a distress look, but found that Chubby's gaze fell on the ground.

What is it looking at?

Brother Huanxi couldn't help but look at it in the eyes......

A piece was missing from the concrete floor. A half-meter diameter piece of dirt was revealed.

It was caused on the day Chubby almost died.

Could it be that this land does not need to be chubby to grow precious orchids?

Brother Huanxi asked his own questions, and Chubby didn't bother to take care of this big fool.

Do you know what kind of land it is? Do you know how there is no cement on it?

It's melted by dragon's blood!

And in this small piece of mud, the mud ground is a fusion of dragon blood, dragon balls, and thunder joy's blood!

Needless to say, dragon blood, but what is Dragon Ball?

A total of two dragon balls will be produced as the dragon grows. The first one was not only harmful to the dragon, but it was harmful, and it almost killed Chubby.

But there is a huge amount of energy contained in this dragon ball.

In the age of dragons, you only need to rely on the help of your companions' spiritual powers. The dragon can then spit out the dragon ball and crush it into powder.

(Fatty's resentment rises again...... Other dragons spit out dragon balls, but they themselves were dug up by a fruit knife...... )

The soil where the powder is integrated will turn into fairy grass even if it is planted with a weed. Although it is impossible to bring the dead back to life, it is necessary to treat some terminal diseases and incurable diseases.

It's just one of the wonders of the land.

And the dragon who spit out the first Dragon Ball can start cultivating the second Dragon Ball that truly belongs to him.

Once the second Dragon Ball is successfully cultivated, the dragon will be able to soar between heaven and earth.

But it will take quite a long time.

As for Brother Huanxi's blood, it is even more incredible.

After obtaining most of the spiritual power left by the Dragon King, and the purple water drop of Chubby. Brother Huanxi's blood has such a powerful ability, even Xiaopang himself can't tell.

There are even more perverted ones.

In order to save Brother Huanxi, who had lost too much blood, Xiaopang planted a plant and injected 90% of the powerful energy in the soil into his body.

But still with that sentence, the big fool Lei Huanxi still didn't know how to use the stronger and stronger power in his body.

He really thinks it's great to bring a plant back to life? It's just the most trivial of things.

And although there is only 10% energy left in this dirt field, it is not pediatric to plant something magical?

Under Xiaopang's repeated instructions, Lei Huanxi went to buy orchid seeds suspiciously.

The boss said that this is an ordinary Phalaenopsis seed, which is very small due to the orchid seeds. The endosperm is lacking, so it is often necessary to live in symbiosis with some fungi in the natural environment. Fungi provide the nutrients they need to germinate. So even in nature, the natural germination rate of orchids is very, very low.

If orchids are artificially cultivated with seeds, it is not only necessary to provide the fungal environment required for their germination, but also to have very strict requirements for temperature, humidity, pH, nutrient concentration, etc. If there are no conditions, just throw the seeds in the pot, then the seed germination rate is almost equal to zero.

These Huanxi brothers don't care too much.

Chubby is so sure that the dirt is useful. It's not hard to get orchid seeds to germinate, right?

When I returned to the basement, I found that Chubby had "moved".

It had placed its little bed in the corner of the basement, far away from the dirt floor.

It seems that the dragon is really very disgusted with orchids.

Brother Huanxi planted the seeds, and then he didn't know what to do. looked at the little fat in the distance in a daze: "That's good?"

Fat overcame a great demon and came to the vicinity of the mud field, glanced at the mud ground with extreme disgust, and jumped into Brother Huanxi's hand.

Suddenly, Brother Huanxi's fingers hurt.

Chubby actually wanted to take a bite on his finger.

"You're crazy!" called out Brother Huanxi.

But seeing the meaning in Xiaopang's eyes, he suddenly understood: "You want to water it with my blood?"

Chubby nodded repeatedly.

Well, admit it.

Brother Huanxi squeezed out a few drops of blood and landed on the seed.

Chubby began to laugh wickedly.

Brother Huanxi, Brother Huanxi, although your blood has the energy of the heavens and the earth, it has a P effect on accelerating the growth of plants.

Why?

You used a fruit knife to help me operate, and you didn't allow me to bite your finger to get revenge?

Chubby's misfortune lies in meeting Brother Huanxi, and the sorrow of our Brother Huanxi lies in knowing Chubby.

From this time on. Brother Huanxi is convinced that his blood has the same effect as the little fat ambergris essence.

The seed is planted, and the soil contains extremely magical powers, but it takes a catalyst to make it grow quickly.

The little fat suddenly flew into the air, flipping and moving, and his body trembled.

What's going on? Are you sick again?

Chubby began to work hard to swell up, as if he was doing something very hard.

Swollen and red. The two horns that had been hidden were actually re-revealed.

Brother Huanxi looked inexplicable.

It took more than ten minutes for a drop of liquid to finally fall onto the mud.

Chubby fell to the ground again with a sense of relief.

It's not ambergris that comes out of the mouth, what is that?

Brother Huanxi's mind flashed with inspiration, and he blurted out: "Did you pee?"

Chubby nodded tiredly.

"Are you disgusting, aren't you disgusting! Defecate anywhere, are you a little virtuous?" Brother Huanxi shouted loudly.

Disgusting?

Chubby almost vomited blood.

Do you know how difficult it is to get a drop of urine?

You know how amazing this drop of urine is, don't you?

Do you know that all the plants and animals in the world crave this drop of urine?

Did you know that if humans learned that there were drops of dragon urine, it would simply cause a war?

You, you still dislike it?

Dragons can go a hundred years without urinating, and even if they really want to pee, they will find a place where there are no creatures.

How painful is it to hold this drop of urine by yourself?

Our brother Huanxi didn't appreciate it at all. stared at the muddy field where the seeds were planted with a sad face: "It's over, it's over, I don't know if the seeds can still live." You said you pee where you pee badly, you have to pee here. ”

"Knock knock".

A strange voice came from behind him.

When Brother Huanxi turned around, he found that Chubby was banging his head on the ground.

"Okay, okay, I know you realized you were wrong, and there's no need to blame yourself so much. Self-harm is not good. Brother Huanxi sighed and walked towards the basement: "Remember to deeply accept this lesson and seriously correct your shortcomings." In the future, you must not defecate in the open. Hey, the dragon is a dragon in the end, and I don't understand any civility and politeness. ”

The smell of blood came up one by one.

vomited blood, and Chubby was about to vomit blood angrily......

……

"Hello. ”

More than an hour later, Brother Huanxi re-entered the basement.

He didn't come to see Chubby, but to observe his orchid seed.

Chubby ignored him. Seeing Brother Huanxi come in, he turned around and gave him a back.

"Ouch, I'm a little grumpy. I said forgive you, just take the lesson in the future. ”

"Knock knock".

Chubby began to bang his head against the wall again.

Brother Huanxi didn't pay attention to him. Walk yourself to the dirt field.

Hey, the orchid seeds have stubbornly sprouted from the ground?

It's only been an hour.

At this rate, the orchid may be ready to grow tomorrow.

What kind of orchid will it be? Brother Huanxi couldn't wait.

"Chubby, my blood is magical, right?" Brother Huanxi put all the credit on himself, and was triumphant: "You said you, if you don't pee that drop of urine, maybe it will have bloomed by now." ”

Chubby's eyes were glazed, staring straight at the ceiling, unable to utter a word.

What a sin, what a sin.

When the dragon clan destroyed miè in the first place, why didn't they destroy miè with themselves?

Daddy, why are you sealing yourselves up?

God, why did you let that walnut fall into the hands of this shameless fellow!

"Let's go, I'll be back in an hour. When passing by Xiaopang's side, Brother Huanxi stopped and thought, "Well, I'll buy you a urinal now, so that you don't have to defecate anywhere." ”

Chubby's whole body began to twitch rapidly. (To be continued......)