Heaven and earth are desolate, thousands of miles of barren sand, the sky is big, the mountains are numerous, under the sky, a river, the day when the mountain wind and demon spirit begin to change, when there is no weak demon river to turn into a demon, the river demon name is not weak, and the sky is covered with Yingying, and the world is washed. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

-- The Classic of Mountains and Seas

Bai Liyi is now sitting in the lock yuan enchantment of the Eastern Xia Empire to the prince's mansion, that is, in the prisoner car, she is very unhappy, she just woke up two days ago and was playing happily, suddenly smelled a medicinal fragrance, it is a very fragrant kind of incense, she followed the fragrance into a magnificent palace, in a plaque that said that the prince used the alchemy room to find the source of the fragrance, and just in time for the alchemy of the old Taoist priest is not there, only two guarded Dantong, Bai Liyi used a little doorway, then the two people fainted and fell aside, and then with his sensitive nose to loot the best elixir in the Dan room, the best elixir and the best elixir in the Dan room, and ate a seven, seven, eighty, eight or eight on the spot, After two full burps, she stuffed the one that she couldn't eat into the pale cyan necklace around her neck, and then patted her head, and her body hidden, and she swaggered out of the heavily guarded prince's mansion, and found a beautiful town nearby to play, and was tired of playing, so she randomly found a piece of grass and planned to sleep well, and by the way, digest and digest the elixir herbs she had just swallowed, she did fall asleep, but in a trance, she heard someone shouting loudly nearby, and it seemed to be accompanied by the sound of smashing things, she turned over, didn't care about continuing to sleep to the end, and she did go to the endWhen she opened her big misty eyes, she found herself in this special prison car.

Zhang Zhi is now sitting on a tall horse in front of the Suoyuan enchantment of the Dongxia Empire to the Prince's Mansion, he is very unhappy, two days ago he was entrusted by the Prince of Dongxia, he is the guest elder of the Dongyuan Danta, the most prestigious alchemist in the Dongxia Domain, two days ago he was entrusted by the Prince of Dongxia to come to the Prince's Mansion to help refine some Qi Dan, according to the prince said that it was used as a gift, Zhang Zhi, as an alchemist, was a young man who became famous, and when he was very young, he had lofty ambitions and wanted to show it, and even ******** wanted to make a name for himself outside of Dongxia, so when he was in his twenties, and even the top of the Dongxia Domain Alchemist, Dongyuan Danta, extended an olive branch to him, he just agreed to be a guest elder, but with the passage of time, his strength is not comparable to him twenty years ago, and his alchemy ability is even more famous in Dongxia, but his heart is no longer the heart that yearns for freedom and dreams twenty years ago, only his position has not changed for twenty years because of his conceit and coquettishness in the past twenty years, and now he just wants to become an elder of Danta in peace, and live his life safely and highly。 The crown prince gave him this opportunity, and the reward for refining this elixir and keeping it secret was to become the official elder of Danta.

Although he felt very strange after he got the pill and understood the use of the pill, these pills were not a difficult difficulty for him that he couldn't overcome, especially the key pills that the prince of the Danfang had spent on more than a dozen extremely ugly and ugly key pills, except for the special effects, there was almost no difficulty for him.

But such a handy task can bring himself the stability and fame he wants, and it is because of such a simple task that he has slackness and slackness in his heart, and it is precisely because of this reasonable burnout and not caring that this simple task that was not even taken to heart by Zhang Da Alchemist was unexpectedly messed up by a simple mess, when he returned to the alchemy room and saw the Dan Tong who fell to the ground and the Dan room that was turned into a mess, Zhang Zhi's face was green at that time, and turned red, reflecting the blazing Dan fire, and his head was steaming, Zhang Zhi angrily kicked the Dan Tong who was still in a coma, and was just about to roar, and thought of caring about his own Dan Master's face, I held it back, only then did I have a red and purple face and a steaming head, but when Zhang Zhi was about to stabilize his emotions and force himself to calm down, a basin of cold water was poured on his head, Zhang Zhi turned around stiffly, looked at Dan Tong, who was holding a basin in his hand, helpless, and a heart-rending roar exploded in the prince's mansion, and then, one after another, it was so poignant that the prince's mansion was quiet for a while, and only the roar echoed, and the people outside the mansion were also curious, and within a few days, messages were spread all over the market。

"The prince's knife club is restless again, and it seems that he has hunted some terrible beasts recently・・・・・・"

Zhang Zhi looked at the little girl who had just woken up in the enchantment, and couldn't imagine that such a cute little girl who seemed to come out of the painting was the culprit of the mess in the alchemy room, if it weren't for the smell of her own miraculous medicine and the smell of some elixirs refined by her own unique means, Zhang Zhi might really want to ignore this guy who had just hoked the prince's alchemy room, because after she ransacked the pill room, she actually swaggered and slept on a small lawn in a small town just a few kilometers away from the prince's mansion, which is why Zhang Zhi was able to get this prisoner so quickly and so easily, Whether it is the process of looting or the process of searching, it seems simple and magical, Zhang Zhi shook his head, came back to his senses and asked Dantong beside him.

"Xiao Li, what did you splash me in the Danfang just now, why does it smell different・・・・・・" said and frowned, lifted his sleeves to his nose and sniffed.

"Hehe, master, fortunately I'm smart, I was still dreaming, in the dream, I became a great alchemist, surrounded by young and beautiful girls, and became the elder of the Danta, no, it was the tower master, I was giving an impassioned speech at the time, and I was ・・・・・・ below"

"Tell me serious. Zhang Zhi gave Dantong, who was falling into a fantasy, two feet again, and shouted angrily with his face pulled.

"Whew, that, it was you who kicked me up with two feet, as soon as I opened my eyes when I was done, the image of your majesty appeared in my eyes, and then I saw that you were trembling all over, and there was smoke on your head, I thought about who the master was, my master was Zhang Zhi, a famous alchemist in the Eastern Xia Domain, and now this situation must be a miraculous skill to practice madness, at that time the disciple was nervous, and then I slapped my head, alas! The master said that the boy urine repels evil spirits..." When Dantong surnamed Li said this with a radiant look, Zhang Zhi's face turned green again, his teeth were grinding and making a creaking sound, panting, his eyes were red and wide, staring at Dantong who was still talking.

"Alas, master, don't look at me like that, you're going crazy again!" quickly turned around and shouted to the escort team, "Brothers and sisters, who has a child's urine!"

Zhang Zhi's heart strangled him, and a hoarse voice with a slight wheezing voice came from between his teeth, "Next, say!"

"Ah, yes, but you know, master, Tong'er used to have a little daughter-in-law at home. The surname Li Dantong said that he was twisted.

"Huh" Hearing this Zhang Zhi exhale heavily, his face was indescribably comfortable, like a ten-year-old constipation suddenly healed. Looking at Dantong in front of him, he didn't want to kick people so much.

"Then, I remembered that the big dog you raised, master, was a boy dog, and it happened to produce a pot of boy dogs that morning, urine. ”

・・・・・・

There was a deathly silence in the air. Then, "Ah, master, ah, tap, master, ah, ah, ・・・・・・ah, ah,

"Come, come, brothers, come and help the handles, come and kick your feet and relax. ”

Bai Liyi listened to this funny conversation in the enchantment dumbfounded and held back a smile, and then looked at this nonsensical group fight in a daze, and then laughed loudly regardless of the image, holding his hands on his belly, leaning forward and closing back.

The leader of the guards in charge of the escort looked at this scene helplessly, his face twitched twice, and he asked the guards beside him with a wry smile about the current time.

"Oh! It's almost time, right, okay, after a while, a few of you will go in and ask a few people to come out to change shifts, and by the way, I will inspect the recent work of the executive office in this remote town. ”

"Ah, okay. ”

"By the way, I'm seeing if there are two whole bottles of good wine, let's drink a few of them, and bring some to the prince by the way. The leader of the guards said with a smile on his face.

"Stop, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, rob!. ”

At this moment, several figures appeared in front of the escort procession.

"Robbery, robbery, robbery, robbery, robbery, robbery!"

Dantong, who had a blue nose and swollen face, also stammered back, but several guards tacitly pulled him back from the front, and then a few guards who didn't do it just now also waved their fists.

At this time, Zhang Zhi and his entourage saw the five people who appeared in front of them, their faces turned dark, and they said in a low and helpless voice.

"His Royal Highness the Prince, what tricks are you playing?" The tone was flat and completely unloved, which showed what Master Zhang had been tortured by this wonderful prince during this time.

"Ahh

"Boss, when you go out, you are wearing this gilt shirt and those unruly big green boots・・・・・・ "The guards in the prince's mansion behind Zhang Zhi also said helplessly with dark faces.

Zang Yi and the others also looked back at the person who spoke in surprise, and Zang Yi's big eyes rolled widely.

"Big brother, you said that if you cover your face, you can't cut the eyes of the two eye-revealing minions on it so big!"

Liu Xin and Zhuang Nu also covered their faces helplessly, and they couldn't even smile bitterly, such a strange guy turned out to be the prince of Great Xia.

"That, ask again, you are the crown prince, so you and Emperor Xia have the same surname. ”

"It should be, I don't know what the old man's last name is?" Zang Yi, the young man with a black cloth on his face that couldn't cover a small part of his face, scratched his head and said embarrassedly.

"Then you're Ji..."

"Hello, I'm Ji Dan. ”

"Eggs? Which chicken laid the eggs?"

"Hey, the chicken after the summer. ”

Everyone around looked at Zang Yi and Ji Dan who were having a magical conversation with **** eyes. An expression that saw a king eight and mung bean look at each other.

Ji Dan tore off the crooked and simple black mask on his head, revealing a handsome face, his thick eyebrows kept picking, and he happily introduced each other in the escort convoy and Zang Yiyi.

"The one with a head and a beard is Master Zhang Zhi who I invited to alchemy, and behind Master Zhang is Li Cunxiao, the head of the yawei in my house, hehe, in fact, he is my eldest brother, he has saved me many times, and next to him is, hey, what about Xiao Li?" Then I saw Dantong, who had a black nose and a purple face at the back of the convoy, and was rushing to Ji Dan Hehe Zhile.

"Well, the one at the back of the car is the Dantong Xiao Li who has the most appetite for me next to Zhang Danshi, and this one next to me is the famous prodigal son Zhao Yan. ”

Hearing this, Zang Yi and Zhuang Nu's eyes narrowed, their pupils shrank, revealing a somewhat strange look.

"These three are the friends we just met today, Zang Yi, Liu Xin and Zhuang Nu, all of whom are ・・・・・・"

Ji Dan then introduced Zang Yi and the three to the others, but they had just met this afternoon, and they didn't know how to describe it for a while.

"They are all people in the same way!" Zhang Zhi and the guards behind him had a clear expression, they couldn't know too well what kind of virtue this prince was, hehe, people in the same way.

Finding the changes in the eyes of the people around them, how could Zang Yi and the three of them not know what it meant, looking innocent and loveless.

"Alas, that's right, Master Zhang, that, how did the Dan I asked you to practice, it's the Spring Festival Dan. Ji Dan asked Zhang Zhi with an obscene face.

"I'll tell you, that spring... Hmm, hmm, hmm..." Zhao Yan next to him covered his mouth, let him scream, and didn't let go of his helpless face and looked at Zang Yiren.

"Hmmmm, that spring, that elixir is for our Zhao Da Langzi, hehehe. Seeing Zhao Yan's murderous eyes, Ji Dan quickly swallowed the name on his lips back into his stomach, and then greeted everyone's caring and mentally retarded eyes.

Zang Yi and the three of them looked at Zhao Yan with a helpless look on their faces with shocked expressions, and couldn't help nodding and smiling, with an expression that understands you. Zhao Yan sighed in his heart, how could he meet strange things everywhere. can only respond to Zang Yi and the three with a bitter face and a smile.

"Are you Zhao Zhen?, the big bastard of the old Zhao family in Takizo Town, who left home at the age of eight?" Zang Yi looked at Zhao Yan and asked

"You know me?"

"Hehe, I don't just know you, I know your father, my mother, your grandmother, your grandfather, your aunt, your uncle・・・・・・"

“・・・・・・”

"Yes, let me introduce you again, this is the little bastard Zhuang Nu in Takizo Town who is as famous as you. Zang pushed Xiao Zhuangnu to the front in one fell swoop.

Zhuang Nu looked at Zhao Yan at a loss, looked at himself, stretched out his hand and said with a smile, "Hello, I'm the little bastard Zhuang Nu." Ah no, no, no, my brother is a bastard, and I'm a Zhuang slave. ”

Zhao Yan looked at the little Zhuang slave in front of him who looked like a porcelain doll, and happily talked to him. As soon as Zhuang Nu turned around and saw Zang with his chin in one hand thinking about something, he talked to Zhao Yan alone.

Everyone walked slowly along with the convoy, as if they had forgotten what the gang had come to do. Zang Yi looked carefully at Zhao Yan, who was in fluttering clothes in front of him, and muttered in a subtle voice that was almost inaudible

"The ghost drum dances on the disaster, a song arrogantly kills the ten directions, the ghost prodigal, Zhao Yan. ”

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