At night. **shu05.update fast**

In the apartment.

Li Zhe sat in front of the computer, his slender and flexible fingers tapping on the keyboard, and he was writing the script of "People in Embarrassment".

The original time and space "Embarrassment" was released in 10 years, that is, next year, and the specific filming time is not clear, only that the filming period coincided with the "Avatar" craze sweeping the country.

Wang Baoqiang joked with director Ye Weimin, saying that the movie might as well be renamed "Ananda 2".

As a result, "Thai Embarrassment" was released in 12 years, becoming the second domestic film to break 1 billion at the box office, almost breaking the box office record of "Avatar".

"Avatar" will be released in China in January next year.

And now it's almost September, and it's too late if you don't hurry up and prepare for the shooting.

The box office of "Thai Embarrassment" is 1.26 billion, and the box office of "Hong Kong Embarrassment" is 1.6 billion.

People can not bend their waists for five buckets of rice, a bucket of rice is less than 4 catties in the Jin Dynasty, five buckets of rice are only 20 catties, 3 catties of rice per catty, and 20 catties of rice are only 60 pieces.

But three billion, Li Zhe said that he also knelt.

Besides, he has watched all the "Embarrassment" trilogy, and "People in Embarrassment" has watched it many times, and he can make money with his ability (plagiarism), why not make it!

As for whether "Li Ghost" will bump into "Li Kui" if the time is too close, Li Zhezhi is not worried.

"People in Embarrassment" was originally a remake of the 1987 American film "Planes, Trains and Cars".

Neil Page, an American advertiser, was catching a plane home to spend Thanksgiving with his family, and met Del, who was always loud and sloppy.

The two of them are forced back by a snowstorm all the way, the cash in the hotel is stolen, the train breaks down, the car is driven, and the car explodes due to negligence, and the two are embarrassed all the way, during which Neil and Del have a close friendship relationship.

In terms of plot, the two movies are quite similar, but "People in Embarrassment" is based on the Spring Festival that Chinese people feel more personally, and the content and jokes are more localized.

In the original time and space, the investment in "People in Embarrassment" was more than 7 million, the publicity did not exceed 2.5 million, and the cost of copying was only 10 million, which was definitely a small cost.

Although it is far inferior to "Thai Embarrassment" and "Hong Kong Embarrassment" in terms of revenue, it has also achieved a box office of nearly 50 million, plus the copyright of the Internet and TV stations, and the net profit is also tens of millions.

The box office of "People in Embarrassment" is not high in the Awkward Journey series, mainly because the marketing is not in place, to put it bluntly, the early publicity is not enough, and there are no big-name stars, and the small-budget movie cannot attract the attention of the audience and the theater chain.

The number of films scheduled is not high, and many viewers don't even know that such a movie has been released, and like "Crazy Stone", the box office relies more on the audience's word-of-mouth fermentation, and the movie is popular and pirated on the Internet.

Moreover, it has a lot to do with the market environment, the total domestic box office in 10 years is only 10 billion, and in 18 years it is 55.9 billion, and the total number of screens ranks first in the world.

"People in Embarrassment" has a box office of nearly 5,005, and it is called a dark horse at the box office by the media, if it is 18 years, the box office does not break 1 billion, and it is embarrassing to say that it is a big hit.

In Li Zhe's view, as long as you come up with more funds for publicity, and invite two more popular stars to make cameos, just like "Thai Embarrassment" invited Fan Xiaopang to help, I dare not say that there are more box offices, and there is still no big problem with more than 100 million.

"Ahh

"Li Zhe, come and help me!"

She was lying on the mat, her legs against the wall, splitting little by little, and she was practicing a horse.

However, the flexibility is insufficient, and the split is halfway through, and it can't go down.

"I've got cramps in my legs!" she said, biting her lip, looking pitiful.

Li Zhe got up and walked over, grabbed her waist with both hands, helped her up, and said with a smile: "Baozi, why did you suddenly practice a word horse again?"

"I've never studied dance, I don't have any foundation. ”

Ying Bao's expression was a little depressed: "Yaya and Xiaoyan will all be a horse, but I won't." ”

It turns out that the girl was stimulated!

Tong Liya, Guli Nazha, and Liu Mengmeng are all from dancing backgrounds, and Jiang Yan is also a graduate of Nortel.

"Baozi, you don't practice this way. ”

Li Zhe said, lifted his leg against the wall, gently hooked Yingbao's chin, and gave her a wall knock.

He has practiced martial arts for several years, and the one-word horse splitting is also a basic skill.

Ying Bao was suddenly shocked: "Li Zhe, you are so skilled in splitting legs!"

Li Zhe: "...!"

His face darkened and he struck her on the head. "What nonsense!"

There's a strange girl.

She didn't do it consciously.

She knows what to do when and when to do it, she is very smart and clever, and she has her own ideas, but she has no skill in doing things, and she is very blunt and out of place.

often inexplicable emotions come up, send some strange feelings, and do some strange things.

Sometimes you think she is very clever and silent, but in fact she doesn't know what to say, and sometimes she looks at you and listens patiently, as if a docile and intelligent woman is satisfying your desire for expression, but in fact she is wandering.

She would steal snacks out of her bag to eat in business.

She didn't realize that everyone was looking at her.

She is Zhao Xiaodao.

"Li Zhe, you are so powerful, why don't you ask me to practice?" Ying Bao rubbed his legs.

"Okay!"

"However, Baozi, I'll give you the waist training first, right?" Li Zhe looked at her with a smile.

"Why?"

"The waist is soft, and you can do a lot of difficult movements!"

Ying Bao was stunned for a moment, reacted, and glanced at him with a smile: "I know how to think about that all day long!"

Girl, you don't seem to want to!

"Baozi, shall we go out for a walk?"

"What's better on a hot day. ”

This little otaku!

"Go walk the dog, don't you notice that Erha is getting fatter and fatter? If you don't let it exercise, it's really fat!"

Erha, who was lying on the ground pretending to be a dead dog, didn't expect it to suffer innocently, opened his eyes and barked dissatisfiedly: "Woo!"

"It's getting fatter!" Ying Bao smiled and squatted down.

"You can't eat so much in the future, do you want to lose weight?" she stroked the dog over and over again, while educating it.

Erha: "...!" It turned to dodge, struggling to escape.

Lamenting, how difficult it is for dogs to live, such a strange pair of male and female owners on the stall.

Li Zhe took out a cap and sunglasses to help Yingbao put them on, put a dog leash on Erha, and pulled him out with him.

The summer in August in the capital is stuffy and hot.

The evening is finally a little cooler, and the breeze blows from time to time, which makes people feel a little comfortable.

Out of the community, the two walked side by side along the road unhurriedly, and after a while, they came to a square, the square was brightly lit, and many people were enjoying the cool and frolicking by the fountain, and couples could be seen kissing me everywhere.

Li Zhe pulled Yingbao to sit down on the recliner in the corner, and the two chatted with each other while enjoying the night view.

"You just want to press the road, right?

"Woo!" the innocent Erha on the side cried out in agreement.

"What, wouldn't it be nice to go out for a walk?"

"Hmm!"

……

"Young man, will you buy a flower for your girlfriend?"

At this time, an aunt who sells roses came over.

Li Zhe turned his head to look at Ying Bao and saw that she was also looking at him expectantly.

Thinking that he had never sent her flowers, his boyfriend was a little incompetent.

He picked one of the fullest roses from a large bouquet of flowers, and handed it to her with a smile. "Do you like it?"

"Yes. Ying Bao smiled and nodded.

"Auntie, how much?"

"50 pieces. ”

"50 yuan! That's so much, what are you killing people?" Ying Bao exclaimed, dissatisfied.

"Hey, the little girl looks like you're quite rich, why are you so careful?"

"I'm calculating, you're sitting on the ground, and if we have money, we should be slaughtered by you!"

When the girl came to the capital alone, she dragged a large bag of luggage, and quarreled with the black car driver, because the other party overcharged her for the car, and the black car driver was still on the road with her and her luggage.

She is the Lord who is bullied!

"Give you back the flowers, we won't buy them!"

said that she was about to return the flowers, but was stopped by Li Zhe and paid the money to the aunt who sold the flowers.

"Baozi, hurry up, we're exposed!"

Not far away, several girls frequently looked this way.

"The person over there is so familiar, and he looks like Yingbao. ”

"Hey, the boy next to her also looks like Li Zhe!"

"Could it really be Li Zhe and Ying Bao?"

……

Seeing a few girls coming this way excitedly, Li Zhe picked up Yingbao and ran, if he was recognized by fans, he would not be able to leave.

Poor Erha just lay down and narrowed his eyes before he was dragged up again.

The two ran out for a few hundred meters, and then they gasped and stopped, Li Zhe and Ying Bao glanced at each other and smiled.

"You big head, you know that you were slaughtered and you still buy it?"

"The first time I gave you flowers, I was slaughtered and I recognized it!"

……

Under the street lamp, the figures of the two were stretched very long, very long.