005 Let Tang Seng be my door-to-door husband
Today is the middle of the lunar calendar, the moon is like a big silver plate, there are many, many stars around it, showing their heads, winking naughtily, the picture is very beautiful, too beautiful to say, bright and gorgeous, I feel like I am in a fairy tale world. √I was worried that Li Yi would be pillowing the back of his injured hand, and found that he was leaning on his arm, so I lay down beside him, quietly looking at the sky, with the sound of insects chirping in my ears and the sound of the sea crashing against the cliffs.
In the past, I thought that these rich people would live in such a ghost place because their brains were in water, but now I can figure out why they like it here, and their hearts are so dirty that they can only cultivate their souls in this kind of deep mountain.
I have been in the bustling and noisy city for a long time, looking up at a small piece of sky divided by high-rise buildings, I have not seen such an open sky, so beautiful stars for a long time.
I turned my head to look at Li Yi, his dark eyes reflected the reflection of the stars, the stars dotted, his eyes became as beautiful and charming as the sky, I supported my chin and watched him, every time Li Yi calmed down and closed his mouth full of hooligan words, he would become very exquisite, whether it was appearance or temperament, you were impeccable.
I wanted to reach out and touch the bridge of his nose, it was as straight as a knife, and it glowed with a jade color in the dim light, and his skin was easy to turn white, and the last time he was stuffed black, now his skin is very white again. I couldn't resist the itch, so I secretly reached over, touched his nose, and quickly withdrew my hand.
Even though Li Yi was injured in one hand, his movements were still very agile, he grabbed my hand first, turned his head to look at me and asked, "What did you just do?"
I propped my head with one hand and picked up the corners of his lips, and said with a wicked smile, "I was seduced by your beauty." ”
He smiled, his sparkling eyes half-squinted, and his gaze was no longer cold, but very cheerful, and he said with a smile, "You know what? ”
"What a fox spirit! I retorted with disgust, "I am an innocent little white rabbit, and I want Tang Seng to be my door-to-door husband and son-in-law." ”
I thought of Li Yi being the son-in-law of the inverted door, and the shyness of Tang Seng in Journey to the West, I couldn't help laughing, I leaned a little closer, and gestured to caress his cheek lightly with my other hand.
Li Yi ignored my wild laughter, looked at me from top to bottom, and then said again, "You are a little white rabbit there, you are wearing the coat of a little white rabbit, and inside is a fox spirit." ”
I stopped my movements stiffly, and also looked down at myself, I was wearing a cotton long skirt, the neckline was a small round neck, not showing any flesh, quite conservative clothes, I was looked at by Li Yi like that, I was quite uncomfortable, pulled the skirt, let the neckline be raised, lest he say that I want to seduce him, crowned with unnecessary crimes.
Li Yi pulled me close to him, I snuggled meekly into his arms, pillowed his chest, listened to his vigorous heartbeat, at this moment, I felt that everything was not important, as long as we could still hug and we were still by each other's side, then everything was beautiful. All it takes is a hug, and that's enough, better than all the sweet words in the world.
But this romantic time doesn't last long, because there are mosquitoes in the mountains, and although mosquitoes are regularly killed at home, there are always a few mosquitoes that slip through the net, not to mention that mosquitoes are highly reproductive.
I am type O blood, especially treated by mosquitoes, mosquitoes wrapped around my face and neck, I snapped myself, but the mosquito was shrewd, I slapped it and flew away immediately, and I bet that the wounds I was stared at were red and swollen packets, but Li Yi had my existence, and mosquitoes didn't entangle him at all.
I complained, "It's good to see the stars here, but there are too many mosquitoes, if you can build an open-air observatory and put mosquito coils in it, then the mosquitoes can't do whatever they want." And I'm sitting on a swing under the mango tree now, by the way, I want a vegetable patch, so we can grow our own vegetables, there are too many pesticides outside, it's not safe to eat. ”
Li Yi raised his hand and touched the bag on my cheek bulging and quipped, "I don't think it's necessary, I'll take you with me, a natural mosquito repellent artifact." How awkward is it to make a stargazing platform here, it doesn't match at all, and there are vegetables? You can think of it, haven't you heard of inorganic vegetables? As long as you have money, you eat and use the best. ”
I slapped his hand away and was busy trying to get up, "Hmph, I don't want to be your shield, I'm going to enter the house, you can keep it to feed the mosquitoes!"
Li Yi pulled the skirt down hard, the cotton clothes were very elastic, and the neckline immediately went down, revealing a semicircle, exposed, I quickly covered my chest, grabbed his restless hand, and scolded, "Li Yi, you let go of my hand." ”
He didn't look friendly at all after the half-squint prank, and just when I thought he was going to do something, the next second, he let go of my hand. He let go too easily, it was too out of his temperament, he looked at me in a daze and teased, "Do you still want me to do anything to you?"
I yelled angrily, "You give me death!"
Immediately, I raised my foot to kick Li Yi, but the teddy bear slippers flew out and fell into the flowers, and Li Yi accurately grabbed my feet, every time Li Yi held my feet, it always made me very flustered, I looked down and looked at myself, the following was definitely exposed, I anxiously twisted my feet to pull out, but the center of gravity was unstable, the whole person fell straight down, kissed the earth, fortunately the lawn is designed, it doesn't hurt to fall.
I raised my hand to take away the hay stained with my hair, twisted my body, and turned around to find Li Yi touching my chin and looking at me meaningfully, I followed his gaze down, and saw that the skirt was lifted up, revealing black leggings, white buttocks, I sat up with a swish, pulled the skirt to cover my lower body, and sat with a red face and didn't dare to look at Li Yi.
He burst out laughing, and the laughter irritated my eardrums, and I rushed to gagged him in exasperation, and the two of them fell into the lawn together, and I warned "Don't laugh, I don't want you to laugh." ”
I covered Li Yi's mouth and found that his eyes were full of banter, I couldn't stand it and raised my hand to cover his eyes, repeating, "I'm not allowed to laugh, I don't think you still smile?"
Li Yi stopped smiling, but his hand was restless again. He put his arm around my waist and said, "You see that you still say that you are not a vixen, you see that you have pounced on me, and then you are going to eat me and seduce my soul." ”
Even if I covered his mouth, I couldn't stop his mouth, and as soon as I heard this, I immediately got up from him, and I didn't bother to look for my shoes, so I lifted the hem of my skirt and ran forward in embarrassment, the grass itched my feet, and there was a wild laugh behind me.
I gave Li Yi a joke again, all night, he used to make fun of me, his mouth has always been very poisonous, anyway, all kinds of ridicule of me, my face is compared to Li Yi, that is a small witch, that is a big witch, that is all over him, I am angry and ashamed and annoyed, but I can't find a chance to refute, become a soft persimmon in his hand, he can pinch as much as he wants. clenched his fists and fight, I can't beat Li Yi, in terms of the battle of words, I still can't fight him, and I am destined to be the target of bullying.
I ignored him, picked up my clothes and hurried into the bathroom. I don't like the frosted design of the bathroom, it is completely designed to meet the pleasure of the boudoir, even the curtains are not hung up, even if I am very familiar with Li Yi, but it is still unacceptable, even the bath can not make people take a pleasant bath, what is this!
I was just about to take off my clothes, there was a knock on the door outside the bathroom, Li Yi asked me impatiently, "Lu Shuangshuang, don't you just take a shower, what door do you close?"
I picked up my bathrobe and surrounded myself, looked in the mirror several times to make sure there was no big problem before opening the door, "What are you going to do?"
"Lu Shuangshuang, am I a tiger or a lion, are you so afraid of me? You just close the door, and lock the door, are you so afraid of me? It's like Lao Tzu has never seen a woman, I want a hair dryer, you just hand it to me." ”
As soon as Li Yi said this, I felt uncomfortable, Li Yi's mouth was powerful, he could say white as black, I turned around and grabbed the hair dryer, opened the door, cautiously poked my head out, handed the hair dryer to Li Yi and said, "Can you do it with one hand? Your right hand can't touch the water, or wait a minute, I'll go out to help you?"
Li Yi's gaze fell on my bare shoulders, and then quickly moved away, took the hair dryer in my left hand and left, I went back to the bathroom again, stood under the shower, and went out in my pajamas.
Li Yi was holding a hair dryer in his left hand, blowing his hair very clumsily, looking at him like that, I couldn't smile bitterly, walked over and took the hair dryer, and helped him blow his hair quickly. Girls who love beauty are no strangers to the operation of hair dryers, they like to use hair dryers to create all kinds of beautiful hairstyles, and I am no exception, my fingers dexterously roaming over Li Yi's head.
His hair is not like many men, oily, dandruff, but dry and soft, and the hair has a very itchy feeling when it runs through his fingertips. Suddenly, Li Yi covered his ears, "Don't blow into my ears, and don't blow that air on the back of my neck, I'm uncomfortable." ”
There are many differences between men and women, and there are also many similarities, and I have long found that his ears are very sensitive, so I playfully bypassed his ears and asked while helping him blow his hair, "Li Yi, can you help me with something?" Do you know any experts who are good at genetics?"
Today I went to the doctor to test the genes, although the doctor explained to me that my sister and I were not allowed to test the genes, and when I asked if I could help test my stepfather and my sister, the doctor insisted that I provide a certificate and said that it is illegal to test the genes in private. I can't really prove it, then it will be a big problem, and if the stepfather knows that his sister is not his daughter, then the matter will be endless.
Li Yi looked back at me and asked, "Du Quan, it's okay, is there anything wrong?"
Li Yi's hair was almost dry, after all, the hair dryer was harmful to his hair, I turned off the hair dryer, and the noise finally stopped, and the room became very quiet. I laughed and said, "Hey, it's not a big deal, a friend asked me to help him check if his daughter is his own." ”
"Snort!" Li Yi sneered disdainfully, "I don't know if my daughter is my own? His brain was kicked by a donkey? Such a stupid friend, why do you care about him? You will become stupid." No, you didn't have a deep relationship with the opposite sex in Shenzhen. ”
Li Yi's last sentence made my heart immediately tighten, he is really a smart person, I don't want to deceive him in front of him. His expression became very serious, straightened my face, let me meet his sharp eyes, no longer had a hippie smile, and asked in a very heavy tone, "Lu Shuangshuang, are you lying to me, right? I hate it most in my life when others lie to me, I will ask you now, what are you going to do?"
His face was cold, and his gaze was like a knife. When he jokes, he doesn't look serious, but once he gets serious, he has a kind of persecutive aura, which makes people dare not disobey him. I don't think I really should beg Li Yi, but I said it, and there is no room for regret.
I clasped my hands, lowered my head and lowered my eyes, much like a wrong elementary school student facing the teacher, and said in an unnatural voice, "I... I couldn't go on, because I didn't want others to know about family affairs, and the less people knew about it, the better.
I looked up and saw Li Yi's gloomy face, sighed and said hard, "I... I suspect my sister is not my stepfather's child. ”
"What?" Li Yi was obviously stunned, and then asked, "Does your mother have any other men?"
Li Yi's world is very chaotic, and the relationship between people in their circle is also very chaotic, I hurriedly defended my mother, "That, that's not what you imagined, I suspect that my mother is pregnant with her sister to marry her stepfather, maybe we are sisters of the same mother and father." ”
"Then you don't need to test it, you are too different, definitely not the same father's ....." Li Yi arbitrarily concluded.
In the past, looking at my sister's chubby body and round face, she didn't look similar to herself, but since she lost weight, she has completely changed, and the more I look at her, the more similar she becomes.
I put my arms around Li Yi's neck and snuggled into his arms, and said coquettishly, "My sister has lost weight, and that is very different from before." My sister was born in August of pregnancy, if it is really my half-sister of the same father and mother, my stepfather will find out, he will definitely make a big fuss, I don't want to lie to you, but it's all a family matter, I don't have the convenience to say it....."
: Li Yi seemed to be helpless about the woman, and his tone softened, "Okay, don't say it, I'll help you." ”
I looked at Li Yi with wide eyes, "Really?"
He bowed his head in response, "Hmm!"
I couldn't help but stretch my neck and kiss him on the cheek, this action was so natural, as if I had practiced it countless times, and I had become proficient in it. Li Yi looked back at me in astonishment, and we looked at each other, as if there were sparks burning in the air, making a gurgling sound, and we couldn't take our eyes off it.
I can't remember who took the initiative first, the distance between the two people slowly narrowed, the noses touched together, moved quite tacitly, the lips were closely fitted together, at this moment, I found that the lip line of the two people was so compatible, our lips were like overlapping the left and right hands, so appropriate, as if our lips were born to kiss each other.
The kind of kiss that you love and I want is different from taking it by force, and taking it by force is like whiskey, pouring it into the throat strongly, and the affectionate kiss is like a wine that has been brewing for a long time, sweet and soft, making people obsessed with it, I feel that the lotus flowers bloom on the tip of the tongue, and the beauty makes me dizzy.
I reached out and put my arm around Li Yi's neck, and even sat on his lap, and the two of them kissed selflessly, like kissing fish, entangled deeper and deeper, it turned out that kissing also takes time and is very laborious.
Li Yi is no longer content to kiss my lips, but my forehead, the tip of my nose, chin, neck, collarbone, and I also want more, an ordinary woman who is deeply trapped in **, damn it, Li Yi stopped, he gasped, his hot breath seemed to be able to burn me all, I was actually annoyed that he stopped, leaned over to kiss him, Li Yi rubbed my cheek and said, "Don't make trouble, wait a minute, I really did something worse than a beast." ”
Suddenly, I understood what he meant, and I bit his ear, "It was clean last night!"
I lied, it was only clean this morning, and there is not much difference between what was clean last night and what was clean today, and it wasn't bad for a while. Li Yi held my face and asked, "Really?"
I frowned dissatisfiedly and asked, "Li Yi, when did you become such a mother-in-law?" ”
Suddenly, Li Yi put his arms around my waist, turned over, pressed me heavily, looked down at me condescendingly, gritted his teeth and said, "Lao Tzu has endured you for a long time, who are you talking about? ”
He bowed his head and kissed me menacingly, and the starry light was blocked by his handsome face, which fascinated my vision and fell in love. I was just going to become a goblin, a goblin that bewitched Li Yi, and I boldly responded to his kisses, grabbed his hair, and undressed him.
I indulge my own **, and I also indulge Li Yi's **, anyway, I will give whatever he wants, I feel like I'm crazy, I must be crazy, otherwise how could I accompany Li Yi, a madman, to go crazy? But so what, let's just be happy.
After Li Yi's baptism, the room has just been renovated, the layout has changed a lot, there is a thick carpet on the ground, I like the feeling of lying on it, it is so soft that it is not like words, and my body is also so soft that it is not like words, and when we stop fighting, we will have to reap the consequences.
My aunt who stopped came again, and she came for three whole days, I was too embarrassed to go to the doctor, I couldn't tell the doctor, I just stopped my aunt, I couldn't help but do things with my boyfriend, would I get sick or something, I thought about it and had to hide in the cracks in the ground. Li Yi was really worried about what was wrong, so he had to call Du Quan for advice, but he was scolded so much that he had to take me for a check-up, but fortunately I was fine, not even ordinary gynecological inflammation.