Third night: Beer kebabs

"Then why are you friends with an ugly and fat man like me, and why don't people who are as good-looking as you see you befriending them? ”

Moon-and-a-half's low voice seemed to be in her mouth.

"I don't quarrel with you. Wu Dong pulled a stool and sat down, picked up the squid skewers on the table and began to gnaw, "Today, the three of us will just talk about it, no matter what good or ugly things are said, it doesn't matter if this friend does it or not!"

Wu Dong chewed the squid in his mouth and always felt that something was missing, "Boss, come here for three bottles of beer!" Mu Mu saw Wu Dong chewing the squid skewers with an ugly face, and turned his head to shout at Huo Bai, who was squatting on the ground to wash the pot.

Huo Bai stood up and wiped his hands, walked to the beer frame, smoked five bottles of beer, carried the wine to the three of them, and put down a bottle opener before leaving.

Mu Mu took the bottle opener, 'pop---' opened two bottles of wine, one bottle was placed in front of Yue Ban, one bottle was handed to Wu Dong, he reached out and took a new bottle of wine for himself, and said while opening: "One bottle for each of the three of us, just like what Wu Dong said, I have prepared the courage props, don't be afraid to say it." ”

The three bottles of wine reflected in the relatively bright light of the food stall, and the three of them sat quietly without anyone speaking.

Wudong swallowed the squid skewers that were getting more and more unpalatable in his mouth, picked up the green beer bottle and poured most of the bottle hard, "Bang-!" Wudong didn't drink well, she usually drank two sips and went up, but this time she poured most of the bottle at once, and her neck was red.

"Hiccup-you don't say, I'll come!" Wu Dong couldn't help but burp after he drank too much and put down the wine bottle, Wu Dong blinked his red eyes and looked at the mouth of the beer bottle that was shining with a layer of water, "Moon and a half, to be honest, Hiccup, I was friends with you at the beginning, Hiccup, because I saw you pitiful, that, Hiccup, at that time, I saw that you little fat man was stupidly deceived by someone, Hiccup, and I still believed that the person was for your good, I thought, this girl, Hiccup, it's really - pitiful." ”

Wu Dong said, raised his head and nodded in the air with his hand, and nodded at the moon and a half who were standing with his head down.

"Mumu. After Wu Dong finished speaking, he turned his head to look at Mu Mu, "Actually, I hate you a lot, I confessed to someone when I was a freshman, but they replied that he liked you." ”

Wudong hiccups and took a sip of wine, "I thought at the time, who are you, and later, I began to approach you and became friends with you." ”

Mu Mu opened his mouth when he heard this, and wanted to say something, Wu Dong raised a finger and shook it, "You, hiccup, you listen to me, I wanted to say this thing a long time ago, and I feel uncomfortable holding it in my heart!" Wu Dong was already a little drunk, but his thinking was very clear, and he didn't have a big tongue when he spoke, except for the abnormal flush on his face, it couldn't be seen that he had drunk too much.

"I'm friends with you just to see where I can't compare to you, hehe, I'm also, really- nothing but appearance, hiccups, comparable, on, hiccup, on you, no wonder people say that it's you who like you. ”

Wudong hiccups for a while before stopping, she smiled self-deprecatingly, she was not convinced at first, but after getting along with her for a long time, she really regarded her as a friend.

Wudong reached out and picked up the skewer with the squid on it and shook it, "I, I don't like onions at all, I didn't eat them at all before I met you two." ”

At this time, Wu Dong suddenly glanced at Yue Ban next to him, "What are you still standing for?" Sit, otherwise I will always feel like I have become the head of teaching." Saying that, Wu Dong stretched out a hand and pulled Yue Ban's arm and pulled her over, Wu Dong was already a little drunk at this time, otherwise she wouldn't have done it if she was sober.

Tsukiban-and-a did not resist, and sat down with the strength of Wudong, and in front of her was a plate of saury dotted with a few mint leaves and a bottle of beer.

Wu Dong saw the moon and a half sat down and smiled happily, tilting her head and staring at the desktop, her eyes were a little misty, "I used to be squeamish, I don't eat this, I don't eat that, I like to make excuses for myself, in fact, I am afraid that I will be laughed at if I make a fool of myself in front of others." ”

Wu Dong shook his head slightly, "I didn't have any good secrets before, I didn't dare to laugh and cry together and share little secrets together, I was a fart best friend!" Wu Dong's mind was chaotic, and she didn't know what she had said, "It's different when you meet the two of you, laugh and cry casually, dare to say anything, Yue and a half, at first I saw that you were pitiful, but then I felt that the poor thing was actually myself, and I never believed in my friends." ”

Wu Dong's voice became smaller and smaller, she put down the squid skewer in her hand and stretched out her hand to support her forehead, "Don't look at my usual generosity in front of you, I am the one who thinks the most about the three of us." Jet-black hair slipped down Wu Dong's shoulders and covered most of her face.

"Are you finished?" No, he took two sips of the wine bottle and asked gently, Wu Dong squinted his eyes sideways, and it took a while to react who was speaking, "Hmm...... Pretty much. ”

"Then I say, eat everything on the table, don't waste it. No, I picked up the mutton skewers and took a bite of wine, and the hot and spicy taste went straight to her head, "I didn't take the initiative to be friends with the two of you, you found Wudong yourself, and you introduced it to me in the middle of the month." ”

After eating the meat skewers in her hand for a while, the spicy taste stimulated her, and she took a deep breath, "At first, I thought Wudong was a bit pretentious, and I also disliked that you were a big fat man, and I didn't want to be friends with you, but at that time, I came to this strange city to go to school, and I didn't know anyone and was a little scared before I agreed." ”

After finishing speaking, I picked up the wine bottle and poured it down a few times, "I also tried to make new friends, new friends are there, but I don't feel as easy and natural as getting along with the two of you, until now I still think that Wudong is a bit small, and you are fat in a month and a half, but I never thought about not wanting to be friends with you or anything, in fact, I am too timid." ”

No, he took another skewer of lamb and stuffed it into his mouth, "I don't have anything to say." ”

Wu Dong smiled, "It's thanks to me that I found you at the time, otherwise the coward would be afraid to die." ”

No, no, no, no

No, the amount of alcohol is the best among the three, and after drinking a bottle, I just feel a little hot on my face.

The sitting Yueban reached out and took the beer bottle, held it in his hand and touched it, "I always feel unreal to be friends with you......"

No, no, Wudong looked at the moon and listened to her.

"I've been fat since I was a child, and no one wants to take care of a big fat person, and it was only in high school that I finally had a friend who could barely be considered a friend. ”

Yueban looked at the wine bottle in his hand and didn't drink it, just looked at it, "I know why she asked me to be a friend, just because I had good grades and planned to copy my homework, and then she and I came to the same city to study in college, and I had three copies of her." ”

"I also know that she lied to me and was friends with me when she went to college, and I knew that she treated me as a long-term meal ticket, but I only had one friend besides her, even if she was pretending. ”

Moon and a half sniffled, "Thank you." Wu Dong stretched out his hand and pulled two tissues and handed them to Yue Ban, put down the wine bottle and pinched the paper towels in his hand, Yue Ban paused and continued, "The first time I saw Wu Dong, Wu Dong sneered at my friend, I thought at the time, it's over, I didn't expect Wu Dong to say that she planned to be friends with me, I was happy and scared." ”

"I'm glad I have a friend who looks good, I'm afraid she's just joking with me, and then I met you again. ”

"Of the three of you, I don't have the same style of painting when I walk with you, and after a long time, I start to be jealous of the two of you. ”

"I'm jealous and disgusted at the same time, I don't want to be jealous and I don't want to quarrel with you, but I'm just unwilling!"

"You all have people chasing, the clerk who buys clothes together praises you, my crush has also said that he likes you like this, and some people say that I am not worthy of being a friend of the two of you, but I haven't done anything wrong, I deserve to be fat!"

"There are activities in the club, and the speech script is prepared by me with great effort, and in the end all the praise falls on the person who gives a speech on the stage, and the internship is also, some people say what I do, and if I do it wrong, I am stupid and not serious, and I don't praise it at all, they all exclude me, am I a plague?! The person in charge of the guidance during the internship period saw that other students had normal faces, how could they see me as if they owed him eight million!"

"You two said in front of me how easy the internship was and how good your colleagues were, in my opinion, you deliberately came to me to show off and stimulate me!"

Wu Dong leaned over and grabbed Yueban's shoulder and asked softly: "Then why don't you say it? If you are not happy, just say it, you said that I will not talk about it in front of you, I always thought that it would be easier than the two of us when I interned with your ability." ”

Yue Ban didn't get Wu Dong off her shoulder, she squeezed the tissue in her hand hard and whispered, "I'm afraid you will laugh at me." ”

"!" "We laughed as he ate lamb skewers, "Are we laughing at you? You are the best of the three of us, and we usually talk about the problems encountered in the internship in front of you, but in your opinion, we are just pediatrics, we are not afraid of being laughed at by you, what are you afraid of?"

"You're just a saw-mouthed gourd, you don't say anything in your heart, you can't help it, you can hold it for a lifetime!"

I didn't see the moon and a half ignoring her, and became more and more energetic, "What? I said it wrong? You don't know how tired Wudong and I usually talk to you, we both know that you are a person who takes everything to heart, and every time you speak, you have to think about whether it will poke you and make you uncomfortable." ”

"If we didn't treat you as friends, as for worrying so much! If we don't treat you as friends, you haven't eaten well in the past few days, why are we so anxious! I knew it would be like this, I might as well ignore you and let you starve to death!"

No, the more he talked, the more angry he became, and after speaking, he stared at Yueban and gnawed on the mutton skewers in his hand fiercely.

Wu Dong got up from Yueban's shoulder and patted his face to make himself sober, "Yueban, no, that's right." ”

"Why are you jealous of us? Come on, you just have low self-esteem, and I haven't seen you fat balls, why do you think you're so ugly? And what, the person you have a crush on, who is that, what else makes you be a green leaf to set off our two saffrons, girl, wake up, it's obviously you who are being set off, and our IQ is simply mentally retarded when we put it next to you! If it weren't for your help in the past few years, we would definitely fail every year. ”

Wu Dong smiled when he heard this, "Yes, yes, do you know what people say about the two of us? People say that we are embroidered pillows and a bag of grass, except for being good-looking, there is no connotation, haha, the two of us don't have much to do with listening to people comparing you and us every day, why do you think so much?"

"I'm in my twenties, can you stop being naΓ―ve. ”