"What are you going to do?"

Before Gu Xiaoqi could send out this text message, he saw that Zhou Beibei's phone had already followed.

Gu Xiaoqi thought about it for a while, but still didn't dare to turn on the speaker. God knows what kind of tough things this little girl can do, if she says anything, she can pee, if she says anything about the last time she went to the pharmacy, then she really can't stay.

In fact, it was nothing that day, Gu Xiaoqi was just playing cards with a few animals in the dormitory. It's all in the same dormitory, and a few people feel that playing cards hurts their feelings, so they play a big adventure. Those who lose should be punished, such as going to the telephone pole in the girls' dormitory and shouting, "Old military doctor, my illness is cured", or find a girl to call and say that I am a pig or something. On that day, Gu Xiaoqi's card luck was not good, and the group in the dormitory decided to let Gu Xiaoqi go to the pharmacy to buy a box of "little umbrellas" and come back.

Although Gu Xiaoqi is obscene on the outside, he is still quite pure on the inside. Originally, he wasn't going to go, but he couldn't stand the fact that the group in the dormitory ridiculed him for not being a chick or something, so Gu Xiaoqi had to go to the pharmacy alone to buy equipment.

After entering the pharmacy, Gu Xiaoqi secretly ran to the shelf to get a box of equipment. Unfortunately, there were a lot of people queuing up that day, and Gu Xiaoqi found that it was a little too ostentatious to hold it in his hand, and an old senior in the team next to him noticed it, and showed an expression that I understand, and I was also young, which made Gu Xiaoqi very uncomfortable. But what a smart and clever guy Gu Xiaoqi is, after a little thought, Gu Xiaoqi ran to the back shelf and took two boxes of mosquito coils to block the cover. Then he turned around and ran back to the line, thinking that no one would notice this time.

But when it was time to pay, the old senior happened to be side by side with Gu Xiaoqi, and when he saw the three things in Gu Xiaoqi's hand, the old animal smiled with extremely lewd and envious eyes. Although Gu Xiaoqi is usually a little obscene, he can't help but be a little shy at this time.

Seeing this, the old animal had to move in again, patted Gu Xiaoqi on the shoulder and said, "Or do you know how to play, buddy?"

Gu Xiaoqi's old face turned red, and he was thinking about how to explain it, so he heard the old animal say again: "Pay attention to your body...... You said that you can fight a field war in the winter, and you actually buy two plates of mosquito coils, buddy? You want to fight a protracted war?!"

Gu Xiaoqi: "Hat???"

And what is even more unfortunate is that at this time, Zhou Beibei happened to pass by the door of the pharmacy. Feeling Zhou Beibei's contemptuous gaze staring at the three things in his hand, Gu Xiaoqi wanted to find a hole in the ground and jump down to bury himself......

Although it took two meals of KFC to explain it to Zhou Beibei later, Gu Xiaoqi still felt a little unsafe, if he said it in front of so many old classmates and Xiaoying, Gu Xiaoqi felt that he didn't even need to look for a hole, and he could find a piece of tofu on the table and kill him.

"Hey, livestock, are you eating?"

"Well, I'm eating at a party. After Gu Xiaoqi finished saying this, Zhou Beibei on the other end of the phone was like a chicken blood, and the voice was so charming and charming, even if it was across the phone, it felt a little crispy and numb. "Honey, it's cold, you have to pay more attention to your body, wear more clothes......"

Gu Xiaoqi originally wanted to say Zhou Beibei, what kind of plane are you doing, but after thinking about it, he understood, and he couldn't help but be a little moved, Zhou Beibei was worried about being ridiculed and hit at the party, so he pretended to be his girlfriend to support the field.

However, Gu Xiaoqi still didn't turn on the speaker, smiled and hung up the phone. Fake is fake after all, if Zhou Beibei is such a charming and charming beautiful MM is really his girlfriend, Gu Xiaoqi feels that he will definitely die of snort. When he thought of this, Gu Xiaoqi was suddenly stunned, the number of such YY Zhou Beibei seems to be a little too much recently. People treat themselves as brothers to help, and they actually want to soak in others, Gu Xiaoqi felt that he was too obscene, so he hurriedly ran into the bathroom, and washed his face with cold water before suppressing his obscene thoughts.

Although Gu Xiaoqi wanted to keep a low profile, Mei Yuanchen was unwilling. Looking at Gu Xiaoqi's somewhat weird expression when he answered the phone, Mei Yuanchen asked, girlfriend phone?

Gu Xiaoqi didn't speak, but smiled at Xiaoying. Looking at Gu Xiaoqi's appearance, Mei Yuanchen was even more determined, and Mei Yuanchen felt that Gu Xiaoqi's girlfriend must be the kind of dinosaur that looked like a pig's head, otherwise she would never be so low-key. So he said, you are a golden house hidden Jiao, what do your younger brothers and sisters look like? As he said this, he glanced at an animal sitting next to him. "Brother Down, huh......"

Mei Yuanchen didn't come alone this time, the animal next to him was one of his friends, and there was a name with the same connotation as Mei Yuanchen, Wang Shangju.

It is still the accumulation of heightened, and it means that everything is striving to be the first. Wang Shangju's father originally wanted him to climb higher step by step, but he didn't expect that since the freshman finished the physical examination, a group of people gave him a nickname, Brother Down, which made him depressed to death.

From beginning to end, a wave of physical examinations will be organized for new students at the beginning of the school year, one of which is a urine test. At that time, Wang Shangju and a group of animals were waiting in the corridor for testing, each holding their own urine samples. When it was Wang Shangju's turn, the nurse casually called: "Wang Shangju!"

At that time, this guy was playing with his mobile phone, and he didn't notice it, but many of the animals behind him thought they were talking to him when they heard the nurse's words, so they raised the urine sample in their hands a little higher. When the nurse saw that no one answered, she shouted again! Then the herd of animals lifted the urine sample a little higher...... When the nurse saw that no one had answered, she shouted her name one last time! All the animals in the row had their first physical examination, and they thought that they were not high enough, so they all lifted them to the top, basically to the top of their heads. At this time, Wang Shangju finally reacted that the nurse was really shouting to herself, quickly put down her mobile phone, and replied loudly: "It's ......!"

Anyway, when he came out of the hospital, Wang Shangju was almost beaten to death without a row of people behind him......

As Mei Yuanchen's best friend and teammate, Wang Shangju naturally knew what Mei Yuanchen meant, so he immediately put down his chopsticks, walked to Gu Xiaoqi with a glass of wine and said, Yes, although we are not in the same school, we have not heard Ying sister-in-law mention you, my brother has a girlfriend and I don't introduce it, at least send the photo to take a look.

When he heard this, Gu Xiaoqi was a little unhappy, not to mention that Zhou Beibei is not my girlfriend, even if it is my girlfriend, why should I show it to you, I know you very well, but before he could say this, he saw his mobile phone buzzing again.

Queen, I'm calling you on video......

Without waiting for Gu Xiaoqi to hang up, Wang Shangju next to him took the first step to help Gu Xiaoqi connect ......