Chapter 23: A Happy Life in the Thigh Age

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The stage lit up with a faint blue light, a light, playful electronic sound, and the silhouettes of the nine girls were divided into two rows, standing quietly at the pile of pink petals at the front of the stage with their hands on their waists. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

The rhythmic drums add to the music, the lights turn to a brighter red, and the girls are all dressed in black tops, hot pants, and high-heeled leather boots. At this point, they begin to rhythmically step on the drum to make various movements such as leg lifts, steppers, side slides, and calf kicks.

Then, the girls swapped positions and changed formations, and their hands were lowered from their waists and began to substitute for the action. At this time, the red lights on the stage suddenly increased, and the faces of the girls were finally clearly recognizable.

Tiffany's recognizable smoky voice sings the first lyrics.

"The "chocolate_love" they endorsed for LG mobile phones, a single released half a year ago. Liu Kewei introduced gently.

"My delusion?" Che Guanglong muttered quietly, "the same hot pants, tops, and high heels, why does it feel completely different from the beginning?"

Liu Kewei thought for a while and replied: "Because the color is different, right? White looks pure, and now black is a mature and sexy taste, and the charm has become stronger......"

Is it just a difference in color? The fat man shook his head slightly, the reason must not be so simple.

The girls on the stage perform all kinds of seductive poses in a jazzy musical style, but the most eye-catching is the eighteen beautiful legs that are white and long, with beautiful lines, swaying and writhing like Persian dancing girls......

"I can see why they're called the thigh age. The fat man smiled as if he had a win, "Have you noticed, it's the difference between high-top boots and high-top shoes." After exposing their calves, their overall temperament will be completely different from before. ”

Liu Kewei and Che Guanglong looked at the nine pairs of long legs on the stage that were completely exposed to the air, and nodded in unison.

"Uncle Duan, your eyesight is still so accurate!" Liu Kewei said convincingly.

Che Guanglong said that he did not believe in evil: "Then Lao Duan, can you tell me about the overall impression that their dance gives you? ”

The fat man squinted slightly, and looked at it intently.

On the stage, the action of the nine girls at this time is to clench their hands into fists, stretch them up and down on the side of their heads and shoulders, put their legs together, twist their waists and knees, and their whole bodies are in an elegant "S" shape......

"Nine lazy and sexy little wild cats. The fat man blurted out.

After being stunned for a second or two, Liu Kewei smiled and nodded desperately, and Che Guanglong also gave a thumbs up in agreement.

To the surprise of the fat man, as soon as the song "chocolate_love" ended, the VCR began to play on the screen again.

The theme of the video is "Diary of a Girl".

The first diary belonged to Jessica, who began to read a diary in her hand, saying that wherever they went, there was a taciturn person who would always follow them, and would only silently take out a large camera like a cannon barrel to take pictures, every day.

In parallel with what she said, a "man" wearing a large brown microphone and a Bruce Lee-esque hairstyle with big sideburns appeared on the screen, sometimes nodding firmly, sometimes waving colorful pennants with Korean place names, and sometimes holding up an oversized pistol-like camera with a grip and trigger to click and shoot.

Jessica continued: "That sister ......" The "man" on the camera lowered his head sideways and took off the microphone mirror and wig, and raised his head with his long brown hair - it turned out to be the old Xu Xian in disguise!

Amid the sudden burst of cheers and laughter from the audience, Jessica finished reading the diary and told the female fan that she was also curious about her, and hoped that when we met again, she would not just focus on shooting, and it would be best to say hello to herself and tell herself, "Sika, I'm here!"

The second is Yuli's diary, her story is that she has a fan of her own, and she competes with Sunny's fans offstage to support her voice, and as a result, she has to desperately hold back her laughter when she performs. A few days later, Yu Li met her fan again on the radio, and this time even the security uncle couldn't stop him, and when he got close to him, he shouted in a louder voice, "Yu Li, I'm going to join the army!" At this point, Yu Li laughed happily, expressing her belief that this person would also be popular in the army.

This time, it was Sunny who made a cameo appearance as a fan of Yuli, it was Yuli herself who made a cameo appearance as a fan of Sunny, and Taeyeon who made a cameo appearance as a security uncle. When Yuli fans and SUNNY fans argue and their wigs are ripped off, revealing SUNNY's long hair, the audience erupts in surprise screams again.

The third is Yuna's diary, saying that during the filming of the daily drama series (referring to the 178 episodes of "You Are My Destiny"), she went to Jeju Island to perform, and an aunt greeted her warmly at the airport, Yuna felt that it should be the effect brought by "Sebi" (the heroine of "You Are My Destiny", played by Yoona), and Hyoyeon next to her also said to her aunt, "Yes, this is Sebi!" But the aunt was at a loss, it turned out that she didn't know who Shibi was, she just thought that Yun'er was very beautiful and must be a star, so she came to say hello and wanted to get an autograph. Yuna said that she hoped that the next time we met, this aunt would remember that her name was Yuna from Girls' Generation.

In this story, Yuna and Hyo-yeon are played in their true colors, and the aunt is a cameo in Jessica's disguise. Although the wig was not ripped off, the highly recognizable face still made sharp-eyed fans shout "Sika" at the first time.

The last appearance is Taeyeon's diary, which tells that when she went to the army to perform, the soldiers expressed their love for her teammates such as Yoo-ri, Seo Hyun, and Yoon-a, and she wondered why they all supported other teammates, and where were her supporters?

When she finally found it, a banner that read, "Taeyeon prefers Taeyeon to Mom!" suddenly lifts up, revealing three "male soldiers" holding the banner, and the three of them are shouting that they like Taeyeon. If you look closely, it turns out that Yoona, so-young and Tiffany are making cameos in disguise. Su-young yells at the top of her voice, "Taeyeon marry me!" and then pretends to be very clumsy and performs the dance of "Gee", Tiffany pushes so-young away and sends a flying kiss to the camera. Then, so-young clenched her hands into fists and squatted down, shouting hoarsely, "Jessica!" Yuna behind them bent over and gasped for breath, and raised her hands in support for a while.

Taeyeon continued to read the diary and said that she had heard PSY (i.e., Park Jae-sang, alias Uncle Bird, who was sentenced to overstay of duty for dereliction of duty and spent a total of 6 years in the army) mentioning that for soldiers, the goal of loyalty is the country, the governor, and the girlhood.

Yoona, Suyoung, and Tiffany stood solemnly, put their right hands on their chests in turn, raised their salutes, and suddenly responded in a convulsive manner. Xiuying first shouted "Say Your Wish"!", and then shouted "Xiuying, your legs are so beautiful!"

Taeyeon put down her diary and said to herself in distress that if her brother goes to join the army in the future, what if she likes Kim Tae-hee's sister more than her mother?

"Kim Tae-hee?" Yoon-a, so-young, and Tiffany, who were originally smiling at the camera, suddenly seemed to hear Taeyeon's self-talk, and immediately began to look around, and soon pointed in the opposite direction of Taeyeon and shouted "There!" and ran over without looking back.

This is the end of the 5th paragraph of the VCR, and the otaku fat man feels that it is much better than the previous paragraph. Although each story is very simple, it is very complete, and some of the emotions of the little girls such as grievances, expectations, self-deprecation and distress are also portrayed very real and natural. What's more positive is that in these four miniature performance dramas, the nine girls can put down their bodies to be funny and fully engaged in entertainment, especially the exaggerated spoof actions of Yoona, Hyoyeon and Jessica in the third diary, and the fourth diary Yuna, Xiuying and Tiffany play the expressions, body language and even accents of the three male soldiers vividly.

When the stage lights came on again, the fat man understood the role of the VCR just now - the girls finished their dresses, wore red and white dresses, and sat quietly in three rows on the movable staircase.

At the top end are so-young, Jessica, Tiffany and Yoo-ri, Taeyeon and Seo Hyun are in the middle, and at the bottom are Hyo-yeon, Sunny and Yoona, which seems to be distributed very randomly, but in fact, if you take a closer look, you can find that the five lead singers that Liu Kewei said just now are exactly in the center.

A soft, melodious melody sounded, and the girls sat slightly sideways, singing sweetly and gently, swinging their bodies slightly to the rhythm.

"This style of song is the first one tonight, right?" Cha Guanglong asked, "It's a bit of a school song." ”

"This song is called 'Honey,' Liu Kewei replied, "They were still high school students when they sang this song, and it was just the feeling of a campus song." ”

After the song was finished, Xiuying, Yoo-ri, Hyo-yeon and Yoona walked to the swing ladders on both sides of the stage, leaving only the five lead singers on the movable staircase, which showed that the position just now was by no means a random sitting. Next is a song full of family affection and warmth", a song dedicated by a daughter to her loving mother. Then there is the tender confession declaration to the lover "forever".

At the end of "Forever," nine girls walk to the center of the stage and line up in a row. After that, only the five lead singers stayed in place to perform a song "day_by_day" that describes the happiness and joy of getting along with lovers, while so-young, Yoo-ri, Hyo-yeon and Yoona each pedal a scooter to the front of the stage to interact with the audience.

followed by "day_by_day" is a childlike "my_child", and a child-style cartoon is also played on the screen behind the girls, and the cartoon screen also shows the images of the girls from time to time, and the girls on and off the screen are in contrast to each other. For example, there is a double-height Taeyeon on the left and Seo-hyun on the right, and they are singing the same song and doing the same movements in perfect sync, which looks like a dream.

"Have you noticed?" a smug smile appeared on the corner of the fat man's mouth, "These five songs can be counted as one part." ”

Che Guanglong asked, "How do you say it's a part?"

"Because it's all lyrical slow songs, not dance songs, right?" Liu Kewei offered his own answer, "and they are all songs from their own albums, not covers or endorsements." ”

The fat man nodded and shook his head, and said, "What you said also makes sense." But what I think of is a young girl who is studying in school, who understands the greatness of her mother after entering society, who meets the opposite sex who makes her heart and confesses to him, who gets along with her lover intimately, and who lovingly accompanies her children to play...... Aren't these five songs a perfect description of a woman's happy life?"

The fat man paused for a few seconds, and then added: "Or rather, they express these girls' reminiscences of their past, and their hopes for the future." ”