Chapter 51: Why Don't You Go to Heaven!
Scared to pee?
Su Zhe looked at Su Bin with a strange expression, and he sneezed and scared to pee?!
Lowered his head again to confirm the puddle of yellow liquid, Song Bin's expression was still palpitating, his legs and knees collided, and his already white face, which was frightened by his crotch, turned pale for a while, and he was about to cry.
Su Zhe tilted his head suspiciously, wanted to leave, dragged his steps back, and asked sincerely and full of humanistic care, "I know a very good doctor." ”
At this time, in Song Bin's eyes, Su Zhe was no less than a midnight murderous maniac, and when he heard Su Zhe say this, his legs and stomach kept the frequency of tendons, and he blinked his eyes twice.
"This ......" Su Zhe pointed to the beach under Song Bin with his chin, "Do you want to go and see it?"
Yes?
After reacting for a while, Song Bin glanced down, his face turned red after rubbing, and then when he thought of Su Zhe's words, he turned green again, and finally looked at Su Zhe with a green face almost like a cabbage, gritting his teeth, wanting to scold his mother, but he didn't dare.
Why are you sick down there?
Lao Tzu is healthy!
Seven or eight times a night!
This son of a bitch!
However, the anger in Song Bin's eyes and expression did not successfully convey to Su Zhe's mind, and he thought that it was Song Bin's annoyance and anger after his hidden illness was exposed.
Man!
Who doesn't want to save face?
Su Zhe glanced at Song Bin sympathetically, then smashed his mouth twice, raised his chin slightly with a "I understand" expression, didn't even give anyone a chance to stare again, turned his head and left.
Outside the airport, Gu Chengcheng didn't know where to get a car, waiting for Su Zhe.
Seeing him come out of the mouth of the alley not far away, Gu Qingcheng looked worried.
"I'm fine," Su Zhe dusted off his clothes and said in a businesslike tone, "Let's go." ”
"I'm not worried about you," Gu Qingcheng's gaze passed through Su Zhe and stretched his neck towards the alley behind him, "You didn't do anything to the people, did you?"
As soon as he arrived in the capital, he had not yet entered the Gu family's old house, so he got into trouble, and he fell into the mouth of the people in vain, and Su Zhe was not very good at talking.
“……”
Su Zhe looked at Gu Qingcheng's face with a worry that didn't seem to be fake, and his heart was inexplicably a little angry and a little sour, how could this woman never worry about him so much!
Opened the car door, got into the car with a straight face, and slammed the car door like a child in order to vent his emotions.
"What?" Gu Tingcheng said through the rearview mirror while driving, "Suffer?"
She knew in her heart, how could Su Zhe suffer in this aspect of fighting again!
Just look at him with a straight face, trying to ease the atmosphere.
"Suffer?"
Su Zhe picked his eyelids, and he was even more unhappy in his heart, how could he not even beat those two gangsters in Gu Qingcheng's eyes?
simply closed his eyes and didn't speak, Su Zhe decided to fight against the resentment in his heart.
The car did not drive to any neighborhood, but to the mall.
"Grandpa likes tea more," Gu Tingcheng parked the car and said to Su Zhe, "Let's go buy some." ”
Although Su Zhe wanted to say, that wasn't my grandfather!
But looking at Gu Tingcheng, who has always said nothing in the company and never shows weakness to others, he couldn't refuse when he opened his mouth to him.
It looks like he's so stingy!
Without saying a word, he got out of the car, and Gu Qingcheng led Su Zhe towards a shop specializing in selling tea.
"The old look, Tieguanyin?" the salesman smiled and nodded slightly towards Gu Tingcheng.
Gu Tingcheng nodded lightly, as a return gift.
"This season......" Su Zhe stood behind him and added, "Longjing is not very good." ”
"This gentleman understands tea," the salesman smiled and nodded at Su Zhe, "Longjing is indeed out of season now, do you want to change it?"
Gu Tingcheng looked at Su Zhe with some surprise, "You still understand this?"
In the past, she came to see her grandfather during the New Year, and she bought Tieguanyin, but she didn't pay attention to it, now is not the season.
"The old chief used to like to drink tea. Su Zhe replied lightly, speaking of which, the old chief is also surnamed Gu, how can he be so different from Gu Qingcheng!
"Do you have any recommendations?" Gu Qingcheng looked at Su Zhe with interest.
She only knew that Su Zhe was a cooking soldier before, so she could cook, but she didn't expect to know tea?
"It's still chrysanthemum tea this season," Su Zhe said after thinking about it for a while, "I want Huangshan Gongju." ”
"It seems that this gentleman is a connoisseur," the salesman smiled and helped to make the bag, "This season when the Huangshan Gongju is right, there is only one bag left......"
"There's only one pack left, of course, for me!"
A voice sounded in the background, with a sense of unruliness, and the emphasis alone was reminiscent of the word "纨绘".
"Hu Shao......"
The salesperson's voice trembled, and he was tossed at first glance.
"What," Hu Lai paused, like a Peking Opera martial artist, gritting his teeth at Su Zhe's back with hatred, "Now even migrant workers are starting to drink tea?"
"Hu Lai," Gu Qingcheng's face was visible to the naked eye, and he retracted his smile with a click, and looked at the visitor coldly and said lightly, "Don't learn to be a toad!"
"What do you mean?"
Su Zhe has been full of inexplicable interest in this thing since he came into contact with some witty words in the city in Pei Qianna, and he opened his mouth to ask at the moment.
"Don't bite people, respond to people!" Gu Tingcheng said angrily at Hu Lai's face.
"Oh......" Su Zhe responded as he saved the word in his head, feeling that his vocabulary had increased by another section.
Although he didn't mean anything else, in Hulai's eyes, this was the two of them singing and harmonizing him!
"The beauty of a gentleman's adult," Hu Lai looked at Gu Chengcheng's eyes, like a crab that didn't reach his mouth, he wanted to eat it, but he was also afraid of the pair of big clips, "Miss Gu, don't rob it with me." ”
Rob?
Gu Tingcheng's face turned cold at that time, Hu Lai is becoming more and more shameless now, and he has learned to beat a rake?
It's obvious that he's robbing it!
As a beginner in urban language, Su Zhe knows very well that the wise saying of true knowledge is practiced and pointed to Hu Lai, who is now learning and selling, "Toad!"
The corners of Hu Lai's mouth twitched, he hadn't seen him for a few days, and this stupid melon was becoming more and more unpopular!
But when he thought that Su Zhe had been with Gu Tingcheng all along, he was relieved, and he was close to the ink!
As a piece of black ink, Gu Tingcheng looked at Su Zhe curiously, one thing was that his poisonous tongue had affected the consciousness of Su Zhe's pure heart, and he even faintly looked forward to what Su Zhe could say......
The sophisticated brain searched for words that could be paired with a toad for a long time, and Su Zhe chose the one that best suited the context -
"Why don't you go to heaven?!"