Chapter 10 If you have money, you are an uncle, and if you don't have money, you will play with an egg

"Spend money!"

"What? What the hell is that?"

"Haven't you heard of it! You are an uncle with money, and you have no money to play with your mother!"

"Huh?"

What?

Sensei said that he was shocked because of Mo Bai's ability to use the marriage book, but now Yue Lao has long been confused by him.

It took a long time for Yue Lao to react from his stunned state, and then asked, "What are you talking about?

"More importantly, what does it have to do with having money or not having money?

One after another problems, if it were replaced by other ordinary people, they might have been dizzy by Yue Lao, and then they couldn't find the north, let alone solve their problems, and finally realize them all.

But Mo Bai doesn't need it, after the strengthening of the elixir and the blessing of the golden finger, maybe the thing that peeked at the Seven Fairies before was the Fu Ling mind, and now it is like this.

Similarly, Mo Bai can also understand Yue Lao's incomprehension.

After a short silence again, after sorting out the thoughts in his head, Mo Bai spoke again: "Then do you remember the Loli Yin and the Royal Sister Yin that I raised with you when I first built the Three Realms Jiayuan Network?"

"I remember, is there any Guanyin related to Guanyin?"

“emmm.... It's okay, but that's not important either. ”

"The important thing is that you haven't noticed that in fact, the otaku and otaku in the fairy world are so shy and reserved, so that even if you fall in love with a certain fairy male fairy, after staying on the page, it is also a selective wait-and-see. ”

"Is there one?"

Of course!

How could it not be!

In the face of Yue Lao's suspicion, Mo Bai did not hesitate at all, took out the computer, called up the data, and directly presented the results to Yue Lao for viewing.

In the face of the facts, he must not have any other doubts.

But in the same way, in front of Mo Bai, who was jumping in thought, Yue Lao was still like an ignorant turtle, scratching his head and asking: "Since we have found the problem, can we directly start pulling the strings, and then let them be together as soon as possible?"

"Wrong, big mistake, why are you fooling around!"

What the!

What the hell!

Lao Tzu's consistent routine, you even said that you are messing around a few times! It's just an angry old man, believe it or not, the old man signed your girl's red line to the man, ah no, it's to sign in to a cat and a dog, so that you can become a man!

For a while, Yue Lao's breath, his constantly undulating chest had turned into a volcano that could erupt at any time, and he even had no doubt that the idea that came out of his mind just now could become a reality at any time.

Then the old man of the moon said: "You can do it, but you are on it!"

Mo Bai, who shuddered, said with obscenity on his face: "Yue Lao, you don't understand! Now we are in the Internet era, it is the era of free love, what is it for you to pull the red line like that! Can you really help them match a satisfactory Ruyi Langjun or a wife?"

"What's more, what do you get by pulling the red line like this!

"After what's more, dry firewood and fire, I can't care what I want!"

"Wrong, very wrong, if I want to say that it is you who will lead to the small number of couples in the fairy world, and even fewer people who get married. ”

Is that really the case?

Yue Lao felt a moment of confusion in his heart, and then asked with puzzlement, "Then what should we do?"

"What can be done? What else can be done! Of course, let them recharge their money, so that they can appreciate the benefits of being able to provide them with our services. ”

"Take those otaku who have a goal, but are ashamed to speak, we can help them send messages after they open the service, or help them go to pickup!"

"For example: sister, sister, are you there? I am Erlang God, gender male, fond of women, uncle is the Jade Emperor, are you interested in learning more?"

"Another example: little brother, is the little brother here? My lolita sound, the kind that is delicate and easy to push down, are you interested in communicating with the stomach in one step?"

"Also, these are not enough, if you really feel that these are not enough, we can also provide you with professional services, specifically for those otaku and otaku matchmaking. ”

What the!

Nest grass!

It's still fun!

In an instant, Yue Lao was already stunned by Mo Bai's whimsy, but he didn't have time to digest it.

Mo Bai, who still felt that what he said was not convincing enough, narrowed his eyes and added in a voice full of temptation, like a whisper in hell: "Of course, if you have always been on the edge of the heavenly realm, not valued by others, and don't even have the strength to even look at it, if you don't want to go further, you don't want to get more, when I don't say anything!"

"But what you say, is it possible?"

"Possibly, how could it not be possible!"

"It's like the service I just said, you need financial support, and you need continuous service, what's wrong with them giving some money?

"What's more, now you have seen the popularity of the Three Realms Jiayuan Network, if a hundred people recharge, it is tens of thousands or even hundreds of thousands of income, and tens of millions of people recharge at the same time, and then enjoy your additional services, then..."

Later, it was still necessary to wait until Mo Bai continued to say more, after such a long time, Yue Lao, who had already digested all the contents, began to tremble irrepressibly.

I couldn't help but follow Mo Bai's words to diverge my thoughts in my mind, and then...

"Nest grass. ”

"Then what are you waiting for!

You must know that they are now in the fairy world, and the things used to recharge in their mouths will naturally not be ordinary RMB and US dollars.

It's an elixir, it's an immortal weapon, it's a crazy cultivation technique, and something like that makes people fascinated.

Of course, if the Jade Emperor is happy, maybe he is rewarding an official and a half-position, then it is not a dream to become an immortal official and marry a fairy!

The elixir that Mo Bai has obtained can be learned.

It's just that in this way, Mo Bai narrowed his eyes, and then said: "But now there is a very important problem, if you want to get such a function, you need to cultivate, and you need to cooperate with the skills that have been cultivated, and now I am so tired!"

"You, I... Do you want benefits?"

"Yes!"

Suddenly, Yue Lao had the urge to scold his mother!

Damn, I've never seen such a shameless person!