Text Text_Chapter 524: Shameless Village Woman
Back in the yard, Li Rui took the basin to the yard to wash his pants. There is no washing machine in the old house, and if you want to wash your clothes, you can only wash them by hand. He was too lazy to wash his pants, so he only washed them.
After a while, Ling Shuyao also came out to wash clothes. She is a woman, and she likes to be clean, so all the clothes she changes have to be washed.
The two squatted next to the water press, washing clothes back to back, not disturbing each other and ignoring each other.
Li Rui only washed one pair of pants, so he washed it quickly, wrung it out after washing, and hung it on the clothesline in the yard, and accidentally caught a glimpse of Ling Shuyao to wash a lot of clothes this time, but there was only one basin, thinking that it was inconvenient for her to wash, so he kindly said, "You use my basin to cast clothes, I'm done washing." ”
Ling Shuyao saw clearly, he had just washed his pants with a basin, even if he lacked a basin, he couldn't use his dirty and smelly basin, he forcibly endured the nausea in his stomach, and said angrily, "What should I do, why don't I have no basin, why use your cleanness."
Li Rui once again experienced her arrogance and unkindness, he was very annoyed, he wanted to sarcastically mock her, and thought about it, why bother to be like this kind of woman, he didn't lower his taste, so he didn't say anything, and went back to the house with the basin.
Back in the Westinghouse, he drank a cup of hot water before climbing onto the kang and thinking about how to carry out the next step of poverty alleviation. According to the poverty alleviation plan, after the poverty alleviation mobilization meeting, a training course on poverty alleviation projects should be held for the industrial projects that poor households are interested in, and during the day, he had already discussed this matter with the cadres of the two village committees headed by Wang Tiekui and Xie Sanping. For this training course, the village cadres are responsible for the training venue and hospitality, and are also responsible for organizing poor households to participate in the training. Poverty alleviation departments at the city and county levels are responsible for inviting or hiring experts from related industries to give lectures in the villages. In other words, the next thing he has to do is to unite the cadres of the county poverty alleviation office and contact and invite relevant experts to come to the village.
He is currently in Xiaolongwang Village, responsible for the front-line poverty alleviation work and information collection, so naturally he has no time to do these things, and plans to let him help coordinate this matter when he reports the daily work progress to his boss Song Chaoyang tomorrow morning. There are many idle cadres in the municipal party committee, such as a general one, a secretary, and a large number of idlers, and it is most appropriate for them to coordinate this matter.
He was thinking about work in the house, and from time to time he heard the sound of water from Ling Shuyao throwing clothes and water presses outside, and said in his heart, "Although this woman is not as shameless and scoundrel as Liu Liping, she can also be classified as a slut." What's more, Lao Tzu kindly borrowed her basin to use it, but instead invited her to be sarcastic, which is in line with the popular saying, a slut is hypocritical"
At one of the most annoying moments, a thought crossed his head, which was to take revenge on her once, and only by seeing her eat deflated could he get out of the evil breath in his heart. As for the means of revenge against her, it is very simple, there are not many scorpions here, I will catch a live scorpion and come back, while she is now washing clothes outside, secretly put the scorpion in her quilt, and wait for her to go in and sleep later, aha, it must be very interesting.
But soon, he felt that this method of revenge was too cruel, and that he was too unscrupulous and despicable. As a dignified man, it doesn't hurt to play tricks on a female opponent, but if you are too vicious and cause personal harm to the other party, you will become a despicable and shameless villain. Although he is not a gentleman, he is not willing to be a real villain. What's more, she also has to consider the various unfavorable situations brought about by her through the means, not to mention anything else, if she reports this matter to the boss, her status in the eyes of the boss will plummet, which leader is willing to use such a despicable and vicious secretary
This is not feasible
Li Rui thought about it, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he thought of a variant of the poisonous scheme just now, it is better to take a compromise treatment, after catching the live scorpion, scald it to death with boiling water, and then remove the scorpion's tail thorn, and then secretly put it in her bed, in this way, it can not only scare her a lot, but also will not cause her any physical damage, it should be regarded as a clever plan, her mosquito net has not been bought back, if she feels wrong afterwards and asks herself, she can say that the scorpion fell from the beam of the house, how can she tell the truth from the fake
"I've been in this small mountain village for more than a week, and in addition to poverty alleviation work, I just buy vegetables, cook, wash dishes, and wash clothes, and there are no cultural and recreational activities at all, which is really boring. Kwon is going to tease her this time as entertainment, hehe"
Just do it, Li Rui got off the kang and put on his shoes, found his thermos cup, poured out all the water in it, used it as a container for live scorpions, and found chopsticks for his own eating, which are tools for catching scorpions, you can't catch it with your hands, and then take your mobile phone, go out of the house to the yard, in case Ling Shuyao finds out what she has done, she deliberately sneaks outside the courtyard, illuminates it with her mobile phone, and looks for it in the cracks of the adobe wall.
Xiaolongwang Village is so poor that 10% of the courtyard walls in the village are still made of adobe. There are gaps between the adobes, and there are holes inside, not to mention shelter from the wind and rain, and also provide a place for many small insects and soft tissue animals to breed, and these insects and soft tissue animals can be used as food, which provides the best living environment for the growth and reproduction of local scorpions. If it is replaced with a brick wall, it is estimated that there are no small animals other than spiders that can survive in it.
Because of this, the scorpion resources of Xiaolongwang Village are extremely rich. So far, Li Rui has lived in this world for nearly thirty years, but he has never seen so many scorpions like Xiaolongwang Village in any place, even in the zoo insectarium, he has never seen a place with such a large distribution density of scorpions. He only found two gaps, and easily found a huge black-bodied adult scorpion.
The scorpion was motionless in the face of the mobile phone light, as if it was dead, and only when Li Rui reached in to clamp it did it crawl deep into the gap. Li Rui's chopsticks were not very flexible in the inside of the gap, and they did not clip its body, but its tail, and it escaped. Fortunately, there are many scorpions here, and there are many more to be caught by escaping one, so there is no need to be discouraged.
In less than three minutes, Li Rui had successfully caught a live scorpion, clamped it out of the crack in the wall with chopsticks, hurriedly put it in the thermos cup, covered it with a lid and screwed it up, and then turned off the mobile phone screen and stuffed it back into his trouser pocket, and the matter was done. Thinking of Ling Shuyao's reaction when she suddenly found a scorpion in the bed, she couldn't help but laugh wickedly.
He was about to return to the courtyard when he suddenly saw the village committee opposite the mouth of the alley, the lights were bright, the people were boiling, and he didn't know what was going on, it looked very lively, and he couldn't help but want to go over to see what was going on, so he didn't care about teasing Ling Shuyao for the time being, and walked towards the village committee.
When he came to the door of the village committee, he had already seen three or four women dressed as village women walking out of the courtyard briskly with a smile and a smile, each with either a towel or soap or laundry detergent in their hands. After today's poverty alleviation mobilization meeting, one-third of the gifts bought by himself and Ling Shuyao have not been sent, and the cadres of the village committee were asked to move to the village committee for temporary safekeeping, waiting to be awarded to poor households who are active in poverty alleviation as prizes in the future
Thinking of this, he suddenly thought of the gifts that had been snatched by some rogue village women during today's meeting, and he was so frightened that he rushed up with an arrow, stopped the village women, and shouted, "Where did you get this?"
None of these village women knew him, and even if they did, they pretended not to know him, no one paid attention to him, and when their waists twisted, they wanted to walk past him.
Li Rui hurriedly stretched out his arm to stop him, and shouted, "Don't go, explain things clearly before leaving." ”
When he stretched out his arm, a plump village woman grabbed him, saying that it was a coincidence that his arm was just on the village woman's chest. The two collided, and he immediately felt softness and elasticity.
The village woman was not angry, and said with a smile, "You want to touch, you want to touch, let's find a place where no one is there and touch it." A few village women next to her laughed when they heard this, making fun of Li Rui for eating her tofu.
Li Rui was blushed, hurriedly put away his arms, and took a few steps back. The women of the village took the opportunity to leave quickly. The village woman who was hit by him in the chest also provoked him, and turned around and shouted, "Handsome guy, if you want to touch it, follow me, my man is not at home, hehe." ”
Li Rui was ashamed and indignant, and wanted to rush up to stop a few of them, but he didn't have the courage, not because he was afraid of them, but he was afraid of being teased and entangled by them, and after thinking about it, he was about to go to the courtyard of the village committee, but after entering the courtyard, he happened to meet two young village girls who came out of it.
One of them had a towel in his hand, and the other had an empty hand. The one with the towel was comforting the one who didn't hold anything, "Don't be depressed, I'll have to send it later, and I'll have it next time." ”
Li Rui was already dizzy, and he couldn't help but say, he poked out and grabbed the towel in the village girl's hand.
The village girl immediately stopped, looked at Li Rui, who was tall and tall opposite, and said angrily, "Why do you want to rob it, don't rob it, why do you rob me, this is mine" Li Rui said angrily, "What yours is this is the gift I bought, sent to people who actively participate in poverty alleviation activities, why do you take you away, this is stealing, it is robbery, do you know" The village girl said angrily, "You bought it, why did you say that you bought it, and your name was engraved on it, or what, do you call it a promise?" Li Rui was immediately angry, and asked rhetorically after learning her words" That ticked your name or what you called it, and it promised"
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