The cafeteria of the University of Science and Technology is a little bigger than A University, and it is now the peak time for dinner, and it is full of people, but Gu Xiaoqi didn't find a few girls as far as he could see, let alone a beautiful girl like Zhou Beibei, and Gu Xiaoqi accounted for two of them at once.

Gu Xiaoqi had a feeling that if his eyes could kill people, he would have been divided by the five horses around him, so Gu Xiaoqi was very low-key in the canteen.

Just when Gu Xiaoqi was immersed in hard work, he heard a "poof". Gu Xiaoqi looked at Zhou Beibei innocently with a face full of rice scum.

"I'm sorry, this joke is so funny, I can't hold back, I can't hold back. Zhou Beibei was a little embarrassed to explain, really, I don't believe me.

"That is to say, a thief who slipped into a heavily guarded place in the middle of the night, and then after a lot of hard work, finally opened the vault, only to find that it was all jelly. The tired and hungry thief ate all the jelly in a fit of rage and left, only to ...... Outcome...... Ha ha...... The next day, the headline in the local newspaper was, "Shocked!

Zhou Beibei was still giggling when he said this, that kind of flowery appearance was really a bit amorous, so that Gu Xiaoqi didn't know what to say, so he could only silently take the wet wipes handed over by Xiaomi, and then said helplessly, what is bad to watch when eating, what kind of jokes.

"Mmmm, don't look at the jokes anymore!"

Zhou Beibei nodded very obediently. But before I could eat two bites, I heard another "poof" sound. Gu Xiaoqi is going crazy, forget it once, it's not over. So Gu Xiaoqi glared at Zhou Beibei angrily and said, didn't you ask you not to read jokes when you eat?

"I didn't look at the jokes...... Zhou Beibei pouted and said with a look of grievance.

“…… So what are you looking at?"

"Ahh ”

Gu Xiaoqi said a little depressed, you can laugh like this, who are you fooling?

"Really! If you read it, you won't be able to help it. Zhou Beibei silently put down the chopsticks in his hand, then handed over his mobile phone and said, "Why don't you spray me too?"

Before Gu Xiaoqi could react, there was another "poof!".

Xiaomi next to him had been quietly sipping his drink, and even when Zhou Beibei said that joke, Xiaomi didn't react, after all, he had been a roommate for so long with a female hooligan like Zhou Beibei, and Xiaomi didn't say that it was not much worse. But seeing how aggrieved Zhou Beibei was, when he handed the phone to Gu Xiaoqi and asked him to come too, Xiaomi finally couldn't help laughing.

"......" Gu Xiaoqi couldn't get angry anymore, so he could only cry and go to the bathroom to clean up a little.

Without Gu Xiaoqi, the boy was there, Zhou Beibei was even more unscrupulous, dragging Xiaomi and began to tell a joke about a big-breasted girl, and Zhou Beibei also stayed at the towering place in front of Xiaomi.

Xiaomi has long been accustomed to Zhou Beibei's usual jokes, but Xiaomi is still a little hairy by Zhou Beibei, and his hands can't help but hug his key parts. "Beibei, don't be a hooligan. ”

"Hehe, why don't you follow my uncle. Zhou Beibei said with a smile. "In the future, keep your fragrant food, drink spicy food, and a quilt will be glorious and rich. Enjoy endlessly. ”

"Fuck off, rascal. Xiaomi said.

Just when the two of them were fighting, they heard someone next to them suddenly ask, "Hello, can I sit here?"

The two little girls looked up and saw a neatly dressed boy smiling at them.

This little boy was ready to sit down, because in his opinion, with his current name, even in an engineering college like the University of Science and Technology, where there are many wolves and few meats, it is difficult for ordinary girls to refuse.

But Zhou Beibei has never been an ordinary girl, and after looking up, she said directly, no.

In fact, this little boy looks quite standard, if he usually doesn't know Zhou Beibei, he really agrees with people to sit together, after all, he won't get pregnant if he sits down. But just now his little paw was about to succeed, and he was disturbed. Besides, Zhou Beibei is not the kind of person who forgets his righteousness, Gu Xiaoqi took himself happy for a day, every game was so cool, and he should also be obliged to help that animal reserve a seat or something.

Although it was a little embarrassing, the boy had no choice but to lift up his buttocks, which had fallen halfway.

"I'm sorry, but that seat is actually occupied, my friend went to the bathroom. Millet explained with a smile on the boy.

This boy didn't have endless words after seeing Zhou Beibei and Xiaomi's faces like other boys who accosted him, but after saying a word of interruption, he waved his hand at Zhou Beibei and Xiaomi.

The two little girls didn't care, because every day they could meet all kinds of animals that they talked to. But the two of them were impatient and didn't wait for Gu Xiaoqi to come back, just when Zhou Beibei suspected that the animal would not run into the women's toilet and was reluctant to come out or something, he finally saw Gu Xiaoqi, whose clothes had become a little messy.

"You're not really going to make good on that bad bet. As soon as Gu Xiaoqi sat down, Zhou Beibei said.

"What, where is it, even if it is cashed, it is also that what kind of uneven chest, what does it matter to me. As soon as Zhou Beibei said this, he couldn't help but think of something bad in his mind, and Gu Xiaoqi suddenly lost interest in the hot haggis soup in front of him.

Gu Xiaoqi put down the chopsticks in his hand, looked at the two little girls and said, It didn't take so long, but when I went to C, there happened to be an aunt who was cleaning.

"How did the cleaning aunt come here?" Zhou Beibei asked with his lips biting the straw on the juice and tilting his little head a little strangely.

"......" Gu Xiaoqi read an article before, it is said that it was said by an expert that girls who like to bite straws are stronger in that aspect, and Zhou Beibei's eyes are still flashing when he speaks.

Gu Xiaoqi couldn't help but sigh that this girl was really a goblin, and such a simple action could actually have outrageous style. Gu Xiaoqi closed his eyes and didn't look at Zhou Beibei's seductive eyes and delicate red lips, and said, I originally wanted to wash my face, but since I had arrived, I wanted to put some water by the way.

"You can put the water for ten minutes!" Zhou Beibei silently moved the iced black tea in his hand aside, and said a little depressedly, to the point.

Gu Xiaoqi said, you know, how embarrassing it is to have an aunt who is engaged in cleaning when it is convenient. I guess the aunt also saw it, so she said young man, you go on me first and then drag it out. As soon as I thought that people were so old, and they were dragging the ground quickly, I politely said, Auntie, you drag me first and then go up.

"And then, it won't take a few minutes?" Mi was a little strange.

Gu Xiaoqi looked at Zhou Beibei, and then at Xiaomi, and said with an innocent face, I don't know why, after I finished speaking, a few animals jumped out from the side to stop me, not to say that I was a hooligan, and it took me a long time to let me go, you see, my clothes were wrinkled.

Zhou Beibei, Xiaomi: "......"

After a few people ate and drank enough, they walked in the direction of the door, the cafeteria of the Polytechnic University is quite large, but the door of the entrance and exit is very small, and it is as big as the door of an ordinary family, so the door is unusually crowded.

At this time, Gu Xiaoqi was just halfway through, thinking about how he was treated as a hooligan with his head down, and before he could understand what was going on, the crowd that was originally calm suddenly became as turbulent as the Huai River.

"Damn!" Gu Xiaoqi was stepped on twice at once and pushed twice.

"Don't push, what's the hurry!" Gu Xiaoqi shook for a moment to regain his footing, and shouted in a straight voice. It's okay not to shout, as soon as Gu Xiaoqi finished shouting, someone behind him arched forward desperately.

"Is there a mistake! Don't push it!" Gu Xiaoqi was a little hairy, turned around and pushed it over.

Gu Xiaoqi originally wanted to say this, and he was not queuing up to visit the kiln, so he was in such a hurry to rush forward to do something, but before Gu Xiaoqi could say it, he exclaimed "Ah", and a large crowd of people around him paused as if they had all been hit by petrified magic.

Gu Xiaoqi was stupid, judging from the force coming from behind him just now, it must be an animal like himself, but when he looked back, he saw a girl looking at him with a frightened face.

It's nothing if you just push it, but coincidentally, Gu Xiaoqi's hand happened to press on the girl's arms around her chest.

"Misunderstanding, definitely misunderstanding!" If there was no Zhou Beibei and Xiaomi next to him, and this girl didn't look like such a dinosaur, an obscene animal like Gu Xiaoqi might need more time to react, but looking at the acne on the face of the girl in front of him and the body that was stronger than himself, Gu Xiaoqi's reaction was faster than an electric shock, and he immediately took his hand back, and then pretended that nothing had happened.

"This guy is really good!" Many animals who came and went looked at Zhang Gu Xiaoqi with admiring eyes, and such a shameless person who could not change his face at this time was indeed quite a bull.

Gu Xiaoqi felt that if he calculated it seriously, he was probably the one who suffered, and anyone with a discerning eye could see that it was definitely a misunderstanding just now, even if it was really cowardly, it was impossible to take advantage of Zhou Beibei and Xiaomi, two bewitching and incomparable girls, to take advantage of a female man who was more like a man than himself.

"Whore thief ......" But the girl held her hands on her chest and trembled and took several steps back, and then covered her face and squatted down, her back, which was stronger than all the male animals present, twitched violently, and then glared at Gu Xiaoqi with a look of shame and indignation.

Ordinary girls like this can be described as pear blossoms with rain, but now Gu Xiaoqi only has four words in his head, which is thrilling.