Chapter 14 Routines are all routines
"A photo!"
"A photo! The kind of thing you just got with the Seventh Princess that was put in the Three Realms Jiayuan Net, I don't know what it is?"
Looking at Mo Bai's operation, the matchmaker's eyes were full of disdain and contempt.
Even the Jade Emperor, the sense of shame that the cabbage that had been forcibly suppressed and finally raised by the pig was arched by the pig struck again, with a gloomy face, and then said: "Bold mortal Mo Bai, dare to blaspheme the princess of the heavenly realm, I will condemn you to the crime of destroying your soul." ”
"Father, it's actually not that serious!"
Rely on!
Your mother's face is red, and your voice is like a mosquito, and you don't see it yet!?
"Mo Bai, I'm going to kill you pig with cabbage!"
"What!"
Nest grass!
The scarlet eyes of the Jade Emperor are about to erupt into flames, and they want to tear Mo Bai apart at any time, or even go into the eighteenth layer of hell to enjoy the pain of reincarnation, which is not serious!
At this moment, Yue Lao, who noticed all this, was about to raise his heart to his throat.
At the same time, Yue Lao shook his head and the corners of his mouth showed bitterness, and his heart was also full of disappointment.
Damn, what's going on!
Seeing that there was such a glimmer of hope, the result brought despair in the blink of an eye, and more importantly, the next punishment was more serious than I imagined before, I don't know how many times.
As for whether it will succeed or not!
What a joke!
I really think that the Jade Emperor is so easy to fool? What's more, now because of the Seventh Princess, and Mo Bai's previous 'brain-dead' behavior, it seems to have angered the Jade Emperor, and this can still be rewarded!
At the same time, the matchmaker was mocking, and after disdain, she was even more excited in her heart, thinking of the news she had gotten before.
Haha, it's like killing two birds with one stone, and you can get what you want.
For a while, the matchmaker looked proud, so excited, so unhappy, and even had no doubt that if it wasn't in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall at the moment, she was afraid that she would have already revealed the superiority of the winner.
"If you don't do it left and right, what are you doing there!"
"Why don't you quickly take down this bastard, give heavenly punishment, and go to the eighteenth layer of hell to enjoy the pain of reincarnation!"
A spirit, the coldness in his words made the heavenly soldiers and generals who carried out it couldn't help but shudder.
Although in the face of the gods and Buddhas in the sky, powerful saints, the Jade Emperor is like a puppet and no threat, but in the face of heavenly soldiers and generals, it is really the wrath of the emperor!
Especially when it comes to Mo Bai, this bastard!
But just when the Heavenly Soldiers were about to approach, the Seventh Princess reacted and wanted to say something.
Mo Bai finally reacted, and under everyone's gaze, he opened his mouth, and then said: "You say that you have long hair and short knowledge, but you really don't have knowledge." ”
"It doesn't matter if the matchmaker is a woman, even you!tsk...."
"The Jade Emperor's appearance is really disappointing!"
Oh my!
What is this bastard doing? Are you really not afraid of death? Angering the Jade Emperor again and again is just...
But for a while, Yue Lao had no words, and he didn't know how to say it or how to do it, so he had to put his hope on Mo Bai's body, and then...
"Guys who haven't seen it, go on the Three Realms Jiayuan Network, go to my homepage, and then go and see the reaction later. ”
"Otherwise, if you miss something, you may regret it sometimes!"
We'll regret it!
But in the disdain of the Jade Emperor, he cast an inquiring gaze and finally stopped moving.
At the beginning, the Jade Emperor didn't realize anything, and waited until the next second.
"Nest grass!"
"Mo Bai, you bastard, you mortal, I really don't dare to destroy your soul!"
"Jade Emperor, are you sure?
Looking at the Jade Emperor's reaction and noticing his hesitation, Mo Bai felt a little proud in his heart.
And at this moment, when she saw the content in the Three Realms Jiayuan Network, the seventh princess Xiaozi also understood what Mo Bai meant by saying sorry.
As for Yue Lao, his eyes widened, and his face was full of cowhide.
Looking at Mo Bai's mouth at this moment, in the personal homepage he opened for you, in addition to the photos he posted before, he also posted a text.
"Today I finally accompanied the Seventh Princess and met his father, His Majesty the Jade Emperor!"
At first glance, there is nothing in this text, it is ordinary and ordinary, and even a little bit of showing off.
But what did Nite Niang do with such intimate photos!
Don't make it clear about the relationship between Nite Niang and the Seventh Princess, why?
And there's more....
Among those two dynamics, the growing number of clicks, as well as the soaring messages, and more importantly, there is no doubt at this moment that Mo Bai has attracted the attention of the entire immortal world.
If Mo Bai is killed according to the previous script, wouldn't that mean that he has something with the Seventh Princess, and then the Jade Emperor will not agree! And then there will naturally be many incidents!
And if you don't follow the previous script, the Jade Emperor will feel annoying the more he watches Mo Bai anyway.
It's so annoying!
But in the end, all the anger, all the injustice, and the murderous intent turned into a sigh, and the Jade Emperor waved his hand to wave away the heavenly generals, and then stared at Mo Bai deadly, hoping to see something from his demeanor.
Unfortunately, he was disappointed, and then spoke.
"You're the most bastard, the most shameless, the most disgusting mortal I've ever met!"
"Even unceremoniously, I can't wait to kill you all the time, you know what I mean!"
"Of course, my majesty, but for me, if I don't do this, how can I calm you down if I don't provoke you to anger! I need you to see the true usefulness of the Three Realms Jiayuan Network, instead of casually denying all of them like a matchmaker!"
Is it?
For a moment, the Jade Emperor's words "delete all those things, but as long as you don't show up, then I can be blameless", was swallowed back into his stomach, and then showed his thoughts and curiosity.
"What the hell are you trying to say, a picture of what you're talking about, or what you're talking about!"
The Jade Emperor's words were full of disdain, and his eyes revealed the ridicule of eating fruits!
But Mo Bai didn't seem to notice it, he couldn't see it, the corners of his mouth drew an arc, his face showed confidence, and then said: "Actually, I was discussing similar topics with Yue Lao and the Seventh Princess before, and for now, it is nothing more than the popularity of the Three Realms Jiayuan Network is enough, but the ultimate goal has not been achieved!"
"But have you ever thought that just one photo of me and a piece of text can get so much attention, so many more beautiful fairies and handsome guys and fairies will appear!"
"If that's not enough, as I said before, as long as they're willing to spend money, then we can also help them recommend a match based on the match index according to the rules. ”
"Also, if that's not enough, it doesn't matter, we can also set up a list, you can put those beautiful and handsome guys on the list, if you want to pursue it, then brush the gift, the more you brush, the easier it is to make people notice, at the same time, this way is also a way for the suitor to highlight his strength. ”
"That's right, that's right, we also talked about a time later, if you think this way doesn't work, it doesn't matter, as long as you give money, don't 99998, don't 9998, just 998, the old marriage book service to take home, more professional and more intimate!"
But so it is!
Nest grass!
You can even play like this!
And what Mo Bai hasn't said is that it doesn't matter if you don't agree, he still has a backhand.
Before the Jade Emperor could recover, Mo Bai spoke in a tone full of temptation with a voice from the abyss, and...