No wonder Old Man Liu wants me to remember the appearance of the people who will come...; …;

The man in front of him is easy to remember, and he looks like a woman.

"May I ask who the little brother is?" the man asked Wang Chong again.

"My name is Wang Chong, a good brother of Master Wen. Wang Chong briefly introduced himself.

The man laughed again and said: "In this world, there are not many people who can call Old Man Wen brothers, as far as I know, there was only one Li Duguan before, and now, there is another little brother Wang Chong." ”

Little brother is also called by you? Where is Lao Tzu small, he has the ability to take off his pants and compare with each other.

Wang Chong smiled and said, "Are there many people who call Brother Xi Chu brothers?"

Liu Xichu was stunned for a moment, and then said with a smile: "Not much, not much, if Little Brother Wang Chong is willing to call me a brother, then it will be too much." ”

What kind of dumb riddle is this dead sissy cannon playing with Lao Tzu? Does it mean that Lao Tzu alone is more than a million male teachers?

This Liu Xichu really loves to laugh. Saying anything, he had to open his mouth and laugh for a while, maybe it was the prejudice brought by the first impression, how did Wang Chong look at this person, how did he feel uncomfortable.

At this time, Liu Jingwen just looked at Wang Chong with a smile. didn't say a word, obviously wanting to see Wang Chong and this Liu Xichu talk a few words.

Wang Chong also understood that this person was amiable on the surface, but he would definitely become an opponent in the future, spying on the people of Liujia Village. is his enemy.

"I, Wang Chong, am just an ordinary person, and I have no cultivation, how dare I be a brother with Brother Xi Chu?" Wang Chong said modestly.

Liu Xichu said with a smile: "Brother Chong doesn't have to be polite, you can call Old Man Wen a brother and brother, you must have your own merits." That's why you can call me a brother. ”

Wang Chongyi raised his eyebrows and said: "Old Man Wen likes my rebellious spirit of doing things unruly the most, and thinks that I am a very contrived bewitching slut, different from those serious honest people outside, I don't know if Brother Xi Chu likes it or not?"

"Hahaha. Interesting, Brother Chong, I, Liu Xichu, have made you a friend!" Liu Xichu did not have the slightest gloom on his face, but said very heartily and appreciatively.

Wang Chong listened, but shook his head and said, "I don't think Brother Xi Chu is a little clever ghost like us, maybe we can't talk together." ”

Liu Xichu saw that Wang Chong compared himself and Liu Jingwen to a little clever ghost, and his face was a little crying and laughing, and said, "Then how can I talk to Brother Chong?"

Wang Chong's eyes rolled, he had a plan, laughed, and said, "It's very simple, you take off your pants now." ”

Liu Xichu's face changed slightly, and he said, "Brother Chong, what do you mean?"

Wang Chong stood up from the ground. He lifted his pants and said with a smile: "I want to compete with Brother Xi Chu." ”

Liu Jingwen also turned his head at this time, looking at Wang Chong with a somewhat strange expression, this kid is too talkative, who will be okay to compete with that thing?

Liu Xichu also seemed to be a little embarrassed, and said, "This...; …;”

Seeing his embarrassed appearance, Wang Chong laughed dryly, and hurriedly interrupted: "Brother Xi Chu, don't think crookedly, it's not that kind of competition, I only lost to Master Wen in that kind of competition, I just want to compare with Brother Xi Chu who can pee farther." ”

"Poof!" Liu Jingwen almost turned his back on his anger, this kid is really a fucking little clever ghost, a mouthful of sassy words is lingering, after my Xiang family, who is so shameless?

Liu Xichu's eyes widened and said, "Than...; …; Pee farther than anyone?"

Wang Chong nodded and said with a smile: "Yes, by the way, there is an additional rule, you can't use true qi." ”

Liu Xichu said in embarrassment: "Although I appreciate Brother Chong's character, but...; …; Isn't it a little bad to try this thing?"

Wang Chong didn't feel anything bad at all, but instead put on a straight face and said seriously: "I wonder if Brother Xi Chu has heard a word?"

Liu Xichu said curiously: "What are you talking about?" ”

Wang Chong smiled and said, "I want to be proud and strong, and I can pee casually against the wind." Now, if you fall into the evil spirit, you can pee a shoe with the wind. Well, it's about the painful experience of a boy to a man. It's a sacred thing for a man to pee!"

Liu Xichu looked embarrassed for a while, but still said: "Okay, since Brother Chong is interested, then I will compare with you!"

Wang Chong laughed and said, "You can compare to me! I will recognize you as a brother!"

Peeing between men is a technical and difficult thing to operate.

"Okay!" Liu Xichu also laughed.

The two walked to the edge of the mountain peak together, looking at the thousands of high cliffs below, Wang Chong couldn't help but shudder, and said, "This scenery is beautiful." Added to my urge to pee and was indeed a great place to race!"

With that, Wang Chong began to untie his pants.

Seeing this, Liu Xichu also quickly untied his pants.

Then, there was a sound of rustling.

"Hahaha. Brother Chong, you can't do it. Liu Xichu looked at Wang Chong's water column in the distance, only a few centimeters away, and fell on the edge of the cliff with a snapping sound.

And he himself urinated a few meters away.

But Wang Chong's expression was extremely calm, and he even whistled.

"Brother Xi Chu, you seem to be a little naïve, and you don't seem to know anything about power. Then, as soon as Wang Chong's whistle was closed, he saw the water column that Wang Chong urinated out of it rising violently. It's a full 10 meters away!

Liu Xichu's eyes immediately widened and said, "How can you urinate so far?"

Wang Chong didn't answer, after peeing smoothly, he just lifted his pants, and after he was done, he patted his hand on Liu Xichu's body, and said earnestly: "Brother Xichu, it seems that you and I are destined to be lost." ”

Liu Xichu glanced at Wang Chong's hand with a little disgust, and his heart was very complicated.

"How? Who won?"

Liu Jingwen seems to be quite interested in the nasty game between the two.

Wang Chong said: "I am twice the distance ahead of Brother Xi Chu, and I am lucky to win. ”

Liu Xichu listened to it with embarrassment on the side, leading twice the distance, can it still be called a narrow victory?

Liu Jingwen fell into a certain memory, and said to Wang Chong: "A friend I knew before, he also has the same bad taste as you...; …;”

"Do you always lose?" Wang Chong asked with a smile.

"yes...; …;” Liu Jingwen replied neatly.

Wang Chong patted his chest with the back of his hand, and said angrily, "I'll teach you a trick." You'll never lose again, of course, you still need a little bit of hard power in it. ”

Liu Jingwen shook his head with a smile and said, "No need, he has...; …; I don't have the chance to compete with this anymore. ”

"Uh...; …;” The expression on Wang Chong's face was suffocated, it turned out that the old man had already driven the crane west, so he couldn't say anything more.

"Okay! I'm done urinating, and the scenery is almost over! Chu boy, take us back!" Liu Jingwen stood up and put his hands behind his back. Said with a look of vigour.

"Okay, old man Wen. Although this Liu Xichu is the guardian of Liujia Village, his attitude towards Liu Jingwen is quite respectful, as if he is a VIP, which Wang Chong did not expect before.

Is it because the guards of the Liu family in this Han family are like this, or is it because of this Liu Xichu's character?

At this time. Liu Xichu had already quickly taken out a "teleportation talisman" from his absorption ring, and then, he used his true qi and began to use the "teleportation talisman", preparing to take everyone away.

After Wang Chong saw the true qi on his body. I couldn't help but feel a little chilled.

This man is also a bright golden true qi...; …;

Wang Chong has no true qi now, so he can't use his true qi to probe this Liu Xichu's cultivation, and he doesn't know what kind of strength these people who supervise Liujia Village are, and he doesn't know whether they are people from the big world or the small world.

It was dark again. Less than a second later, Wang Chong opened his eyes again, and he was already in the village of Liujia Village.

"Huh, why is that mountain gone?Qingzhou Ding is also gone?" Liu Xichu's brows instantly furrowed, and he carefully looked at the surrounding scenery.

The place where Wang Chong was now happened to be not far from the last time he raised the Ding, and there were also various words written on the ground that he couldn't understand, as if the teleportation charm could only teleport to places where there were such words.

Liu Jingwen said to him with a smile in his eyes: "Qingzhou Ding is missing, naturally because this Qingzhou Ding has been lifted. ”

Liu Xichu's face changed slightly, and he said, "Who lifted it?"

"That man has gone to the big world. Liu Jingwen quickly replied and lied in front of Wang Chong.

Liu Xichu's face was not as relaxed as before, and in the face of Liu Jingwen's burning gaze full of deep meaning, he had to lower his head and say, "I see...; …; Congratulations to the seniors, the Liu family has completed the thousand-year-old destiny and can usher in the New Year. ”

Liu Jingwen waved his hand and said, "There's nothing to congratulate, I'm a bad old man, I'm used to living here, and I don't want to do anything else except like to go out to breathe." ”

Liu Xichu raised his head. There seemed to be a sharp edge in his eyes, and he said to him: "But it has been ten years since you last went out to breathe. ”

"So what? I, Xiang Jingwen, go out to breathe, and I still need to report to you, junior?" Liu Jingwen's momentum changed completely at this time, he flicked his sleeves, domineering and awe-inspiring, in the face of Liu Xichu's questioning, his momentum did not drop half a point, but he was so aggressive that Liu Xichu couldn't say a word!

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Liu Jingwen clearly pronounced his name directly as...; …; Xiang Jingwen!

Its deeper meaning is self-evident! Liu Xichu's face was red and white, and Wang Chong even suspected that he was about to have a seizure on the spot.

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