Chapter 1: The Cowman Who Peeps at the Seven Fairies
"Mortal Mo Bai stole the clothes of the Seven Fairies without permission and affected them. ”
"You are guilty!"
A rather majestic voice sounded in Mo Bai's ears.
The coercion that struck at the same time made him kneel directly to the ground standing there, and the hands supporting his body creaked, and there was a posture that if he continued, he would be crushed.
This also intensified his cursing of the golden finger he had obtained.
This is Heavenly Court, his name is Mo Bai, because he believes in the evil of the system.
Stealing the clothes of the Seven Fairies, desecrating the Jade Emperor's daughter, and now being caught in the Heavenly Court for interrogation, what to do next!
Wait online, it's more urgent!
Originally, he was unlucky enough.
He originally followed the old leader out to start a business, but was called to the office by the old leader, and then told him that there are two options now, either get out of the way, or transfer to a project manager.
At this moment, Mo Bai still doesn't understand that this is a Chiguoguo scam, and he is a free laborer.
Now that the project has been completed, it is time to unload the mill and kill the donkey.
As for the salary he wants.
Are you kidding!
It's less than fifteen days this month, and you still want a company?
You don't need to go through the resignation procedures, just get out!
MMP's yo, at that time, Mo Bai had a million grass and mud horses in his heart, and he also believed in his evil at the beginning, and only came out to start a business with him after listening to his words.
Stimulated by a glorious future, as well as that tempting equity, and that maddening social status, he was stimulated.
Why can't I see that everything is a calculation, what shares, what company's social status, Quante Niang's deception.
He wants a skilled, obedient free laborer, and now he's ready to unload the mill and kill the donkey.
For a while, Mo Bai was dizzy with anger.
I don't know how I got out of the company or how I stood at the door of the building.
Then I heard the voice of the evil system: "Ding, the strongest cowherd system in history has been bound, and the host is welcome to use it." ”
I thought that I was dizzy and hallucinated, but Mo Bai, who hadn't had time to investigate in a hurry, found himself in a strange place in the blink of an eye.
The dense jungle, the fresh air, and the melodious sound of girls frolicking like orioles.
Then, without waiting for him to completely wake up, the system began to urge: "The host look ahead, yes, yes, yes, that is the direction, there is a fairy daughter who went down to take a bath, and now the clothes they took off are there, hurry up and pick up a piece and run." ”
At that time, Mo Bai didn't know what to think.
Maybe it was because of the previous events that made him dizzy, or maybe it was because of some aspects of the thoughts of his male compatriots, he gave birth to a sense of filth, and then the ghost made the god walk in front of the pile of gorgeous clothes that were beyond his reach.
But I forgot the prompts of the system in my mind, and forgot the warnings of the alarm bells.
Unexpectedly, he opened a gap in the grass in front of him, and then stretched out his head.
In an instant, seven beautiful girls appeared in front of him.
One by one, they want to have a figure, they want to have a good look, and even put them on the earth, in the top social circles, they are the focus of existence.
And according to Mo Bai's observations, each of these girls has different attributes, Royal Sister, Sanwu, Gao Leng, Lori, and also....
"Boldly ascended to the disciples, and dared to peep at the seven fairies taking a bath. ”
Then, there is no then.
If the seven fairies are all good, but the female official who came to find the seven fairies caught it, this is terrible.
The daughter of the Jade Emperor was actually seen by a mortal, and she said that it was the heavenly court, and even the fairy world could cause an uproar.
And if it is spread out again, it is known and spread by the world, the demon world, the Buddha world, the demon world, the underworld and other circles, where will the face of the Jade Emperor and the face of the heavenly court go.
For a while, not only Mo Bai had a headache, but even the Jade Emperor, even the female officials who captured him, the Seven Fairies, and so on had a headache.
At this time.
The system, which has been pretending to be dead and has been silent, finally opened its mouth and said, "That's the blame system." ”
"I've been calling you the police in my head, and I've told you to take a piece of clothing and leave, but you're fine..."
"The thief's heart is so big, he wants to eat a big watermelon in one bite, and at this time there is a problem and he calls for me. ”
"What is this called, call you to be a cowherd, you are not appropriate to be Dong Yong, but you want to learn that night seven times, you can do it yourself. ”
"By the way, I forgot to remind you that if you survive and become the husband of one of them, or whatever, there will be a reward. ”
"As for how good it is, it's up to you. ”
"Dry daddy, come on. ”
Depend on!
Rely on!
I thought I got a different system from the outside and the description in the novel, but it turned out to be the same, all bewitching sluts.
Time passed bit by bit, and Mo Bai didn't speak, which also made the Jade Emperor impatient.
At this time.
The fairy in purple among the seven fairies stepped forward and said, "Father, we don't know why the enchantment we set up will fail, and mortals can't stop our beauty, so it can be regarded as an unintentional mistake. ”
"Why don't we let him go. ”
"Xiao Qi, you..."
The other six fairies were speechless, and the Jade Emperor became more and more annoyed, and when he looked at Mo Bai, his teeth tightened and he made a gurgling sound.
I'm afraid that if it goes on like this, it will be a matter of time before the teeth are broken.
And at this very time.
"Jade Emperor, the old man asks to see you. ”
The sudden sound relieved the tense atmosphere and gave Mo Bai a chance to breathe.
The next second.
With the spread of the immortal official, Yue Lao came to the main hall and saw Mo Bai lying on the ground gasping.
Although he was curious why the seven fairies were all there, and there was a mortal who was there, Yue Lao didn't ask much, and after the salute, he cried directly to the Jade Emperor regardless of where he was or who was around.
"Jade Emperor, as I said in the early days today, now that the immortal world is developing, the population is seriously lacking, and the comfortable life has made the immortals hide in the cave one after another. ”
"And now I want Xiao Lao'er to solve the marriage of many immortal families, and Xiao Lao'er to solve the problem of population. ”
"Little Lao'er, I can't do it, I implore the Jade Emperor to take back his life. ”
The matter of Mo Bai peeping at the Seven Fairies in front has not been resolved, it is enough to give the Jade Emperor a headache, and now he is a month old, and he is still crying there for a long time, which makes the Jade Emperor's headache aggravated, and he faintly wants to destroy all the two of them humanely.
Unexpectedly, at this time, someone muttered.
"Can the fairy world develop like this, and immortals can also become otaku?"
"Bastard, I haven't made your matter clear to you yet, where are you muttering something now. ”
"I'm muttering, why is your immortal world developing more and more back, the population is missing, and the marriage problem is not easy to solve?"
"It's ridiculous, what is advocated now is free love, self-marriage, where is as complicated as you. ”
"What are you, if it were that simple, the old man would still be troubled like this, and the old man would still cry to the Jade Emperor! Besides, no matter how good it is, it will not be your turn to speak as a mortal. ”
After Yue Lao finished speaking, the Jade Emperor also laughed angrily and said, "Mortal, put away your ridiculous side, otherwise Lao Tzu will definitely want you to know what to do." ”
After saying this, the Jade Emperor's eyes grunted, and he had an idea, and said, "Then you tell me what to do." ”
"It's simple. ”
"Then you say!"
"If what you say is satisfactory, then the previous things can be written off, if you don't satisfy me, then Zhu Xiantai will serve, and ninety-nine eighty-one divine punishments will be served. ”
"Okay, such a simple thing has become like this, and I don't know how long the brain circuits of you big guys are. ”
The Jade Emperor's green muscles skyrocketed, Yue Lao glared angrily, and the seven fairies whose reputation was damaged were eager to eat him alive.