The woman immediately looked like a memory, looked at the monkey, and sighed: "Although your father looks like a monkey, but because the family has a little money, it is not difficult to ask for a wife, but I don't know why, after your father got married, your mother, no, not your mother, should be called ...... Yes, your ex-mother had four children, but none of them were boys. In those days, if there was no boy in the family, it would be looked down upon by outsiders, so your father felt that your ex-mother's stomach was not angry, so he took your ex-mother out of anger when he had nothing to do, and it was common to be beaten, and as a result, it didn't take long for your ex-mother to commit suicide by drinking pesticides. As for your father, he wants to find another one, but no one dares to marry him. At this, the woman stopped.

The monkey said lightly, "And then?"

The man suddenly took over and said, "Then, your father came to us and discussed whether we could give him a son." ”

My heart twitched: it was obvious that the man in front of us could not be the monkey father, and the three of them were discussing having a child together...... At this moment, two words keep wandering in my mind, cheating...... Rape......

The monkey said, "And then?"

The man said, "But your dad has one request, and that is ...... It must be born with him. ”

My mind was confused again, what do you mean that I have to have birth with him? The monkey couldn't help but smile and said, "And you agreed?"

There was no shame in the expressions of the woman and the man, and the woman said, "At that time, life was hard, and your father bid ......a high price," and the woman pointed at me again and said, "I discussed it with his father, and I felt that this business was cost-effective, so I agreed." ”

I listened to this sentence and almost broke down, and kept asking myself, will a man really agree?

I couldn't help but look at the other people standing next to me, all but the men and women had incredible expressions.

For me and the monkey to become brothers, if it is true, it is simply the result of dog blood, what TV drama plot, what novel plot, there are so many, but the cause of the accident is unimaginable, difficult to ponder, and even difficult to accept for ordinary people such as me. I asked myself: Is there really such a bizarre thing in the world?

For men and women, for the sake of money, I believe that in their eyes, all these things are no longer obstacles. At this moment, the room was quiet, and after a long time, the woman let out a puzzled voice, "What?

The monkey was expressionless and said in a calm tone, "If what you say is true, what about my father?"

The man said, "I died a few years ago!"

The woman said, "If you don't believe me, we can go to the hospital and do that...... What's that...... N…… N…… NBA appraisal, but you have to pay. ”

Everyone didn't say much about the woman's words! Only Liu Xin whispered out a vague sentence: "NBA? It's a familiar name, but it feels a little weird!"

The monkey said, "Okay!" After that, Brother Monkey said to me again: "Ran Xi, you call the people in the court who invited you to dinner that day, after all, I am not familiar with this place, and ordinary hospitals cannot do paternity tests." Ask the person where there is a paternity test. ”

I really don't know what the monkey was thinking in his heart, whether his sudden words surprised others, I don't know, but I was surprised!

I called the man in the court according to the monkey's meaning, and the other party said that such conditions did not exist in this county, so let me wait first, and he would ask someone first. About 10 minutes later, the other party came to call, saying that there is one in Chongqing, and it will take about an hour and a half to go to our county seat and take samples.

The matter was finalized, and my 'eldest brother' and I agreed to meet in a teahouse in the county town.

Departure, all of us set off in a van to the county seat, on the way, men and women used the monkey as a cash cow, and all the topics could not be separated from money. I thought to myself, men and women can't get any benefit from me, Brother Monkey, you're miserable, I want to see how long you can tolerate these two old things.

The limit of the monkey's patience is really strong enough, it is simply beyond my imagination, no matter what men and women say, he will not be angry, and will always deal with it with a flat expression! But the driver can't bear it, it seems to poke into his sore spot, using the rearview mirror to keep paying attention, the whole face seems to be constantly twitching, and the face is even more terrifying.

The monkey also noticed the driver's strange expression and said, "Master, concentrate on driving, our lives are in your hands." ”

The master took a few deep breaths back and forth, and said in a serious Trump, "Excuse me......! Can you tell your old man and your mother not to say this again? When I hear these words, I will think of my old mother-in-law and my father-in-law, and I will not be able to control my emotions. ”

The monkey looked at the two old things and said in a calm tone: "You guys are now in the car quietly, don't say another word, okay? ”

The two old things were also obedient, looked at the monkey with a smile on their faces, nodded, and said, "Okay, okay!"

Finally, it's quiet!

Frankly speaking, I believe that there will be such a clever and bloody thing in the world, but I absolutely do not believe that such a thing will happen to me.

When I came to the teahouse, I had to make a false statement in the face of this familiar person. About an hour later, three unfamiliar faces appeared, briefly introduced the introduction, and then got to the point, the other party said several sampling methods for the monkey and the woman to choose, and finally because of the relationship between the woman, the hair was chosen!

Brother Li asked, "How long will it take?"

The other party replied: "Since we are friends, I will definitely give you an accurate result within 2 days." ”

The monkey said to me again, "Ran Xi, or you ...... too."

I said, "Forget it, I've resigned myself to it now, these things don't mean anything to me." ”

In the end, the paternity test was solved for 5,000 yuan, which was originally only more than 3,000, but the monkey gave the remaining 1,000 to the other party for various reasons.

On that day, we didn't go home, and at night, we stayed in a hotel in the county seat, and in bed, Yang Peiqi asked, "Do you think this is true?"

I said, "There must be such a thing, but Brother Monkey will definitely not be the son of that old thing, let alone my brother, this is less than the odds of winning the 5 million lottery, how can it happen to me?"

Yang Peiqi said: "I think Brother Monkey seems to care about his life experience, if he is really your biological brother, what do you think he will think? After more than 30 years, I finally met my biological mother, but it is this virtue, can you stand it?"

I don't want to say, "Don't worry, this won't happen!"

On the morning of the third day, the results came out, and to my disbelief, the monkey was really the woman's own son, so that it was logical that he became my own brother.

Suddenly, the monkey became my brother in an inexplicable and absurd and bizarre form, allowing me to experience first-hand what it is, the world, there are no wonders!

After this news, I was thundered, but the woman's excitement instantly reached a breaking point, and she said in front of the monkey with her teeth and claws: "Son, I just said that you are my son, now believe it, right?"

What? The monkey was in tears? Fuck! What is the situation? I blinked vigorously, and then rubbed it again, and when I opened my eyes, I saw it again, yes, it wasn't me who was dazzled, the monkey was really in tears, but the whole face looked extremely natural, and I couldn't see any sadness.

Seeing this, the woman asked, "Son, what's wrong with you?"

The monkey took a long breath, wiped it on his face with one hand, and then said with a smile, "It's okay!"

The woman said, "It's okay, oh! Mom, I don't expect you to build a big house for me to live in like your brother, and send me some money every month to support my old age with peace of mind." He glanced at me as he spoke.

I swore that I couldn't stand hearing two old things say such things, and yelled, "What right do you have to say that? Are you embarrassed?"

The woman used shrew tricks, pointed at me with one hand, kept shaking, and cried and said: "You have no conscience, no matter how I say it, you are your biological mother, how can you be like this, your brother didn't say anything, oops...... Oops......"

Because the woman's voice was too loud, and the posture was facing me, the passers-by on the street all came at me with strange eyes, unaware, and thought I was an unfilial son.

The monkey looked at me and said flatly: "Ran Xi, forget it, say a few words." ”

I glared at Brother Monkey and said, "Brother Monkey, don't tell me about this kind of parent, do you want to admit it?"

The woman was unhappy, her tone was aggravated, and the amplitude of her posture changed from shaking before to sitting on the ground, howling: "Oh, you have no conscience, you don't want to raise me and your father, forget it, and now you are still going to encourage your brother, you, I shouldn't have given birth to you in the first place, ah......"

The monkey immediately reached out to help, but the woman did not follow and continued to howl......

People are like this, where there is a rarity, they will drill there, especially the kind of free, in just tens of seconds, there are already a lot of people around, whispering, and discussing.

At this moment, I am so angry that I don't know where to go, and I can't say to the onlookers, "It's not like you see this ......"

The monkey whispered, "Get up, what do others see on the street?"

The woman completely ignored the monkey and continued to dance with her crazy and stupid behavior!

Liu Xin muttered in my ear: "You mother can really play tricks!" I was so angry that I gritted my teeth, but forced myself to shut up and not say a word, I was afraid that if I opened my mouth, I would be out of control, and my mouth would be full of swear words, after all, this is on the street!

I believe that now I have become an unfilial son in the eyes of onlookers.