Chapter 185 The third leg is numb
"Zhou Beibei, are you under the unspoken rules of this referee......"
Hearing Gu Xiaoqi say this, Zhou Beibei blinked and said: "This classmate, how can you speak, what are the unspoken rules! Is my sister this kind of person, is my sister relying on strength!"
Xiao Nizi looks like she is dancing with her teeth and claws, and she is extremely flying, but after all, she is a pure little virgin, and Gu Xiaoqi also knows that Zhou Beibei can't be unspoken or anything for the sake of just one game, unless the referee is Lin Mubai. However, the probability of Lin Mubai being the referee is just like Gu Xiaoqi walking on the road, and then an unusually charming young lady drove a Lamborghini and ran over, which is basically negligible.
Theoretically, beautiful girls generally like to shop, go shopping, attend drinking parties or something, and dress up beautifully every day, which takes a lot of time, and DOTA is also a game that takes a long time to train.
So at the beginning, the referee felt that Zhou Beibei must be the same as other charming and charming beautiful MMs, very vegetable, but he didn't expect Zhou Beibei to win, and it seems that the operation is quite sharp, and there is really a hope of losing the line. And this round happened to be empty, so Zhou Beibei was arranged with another bye within the rules.
However, Gu Xiaoqi and Xiaomi would never have thought that Zhou Beibei's referee would be heartbroken twice, and they both felt that Zhou Beibei's luck was really good. Xiaomi said: "Beibei, your luck is so good, it seems that I will have to take you out for a spin in a while." ”
Zhou Beibei was a little incomprehensible, so he asked, "Honey, what am I going out for?"
Millet said: "Go buy a lottery ticket and see if you can win five million or something." ”
"Makes sense. Zhou Beibei first touched his chin and smiled, then looked at Xiaomi affectionately and said: "Xiaomi, when I get five million, I will give you a bag, and I will ensure that you eat and drink spicy food." ”
"Beibei, you are playing tricks again...... Ah......h
Looking at Zhou Beibei and Xiaomi, Gu Xiaoqi was a little uneasy, feeling that Zhou Beibei was too rogue, and it was estimated that ordinary boys couldn't control it at all.
But Gu Xiaoqi this
When I was uneasy, it was not because I was worried that Zhou Beibei would not be able to get married, but because I thought of some very obscene thoughts. Gu Xiaoqi felt that although Zhou Beibei was quite open and clawed most of the time, he was still very charming when he calmed down, and there was no comparison between Teacher Cang and Teacher Boduo. It is estimated that if Zhou Beibei took off his clothes casually, all these teachers who did not teach and only "educated people" would be unemployed.
And Xiaomi is a more charming girl than Zhou Beibei, just that extremely hot body makes many so-called female stars on TV ashamed to death, and Xiaomi is different from Zhou Beibei, it is a standard lady, it can be said that Zhou Beibei is a cool and a hot. If you can hug left and right, it would be ......
When Gu Xiaoqi thought of this, he felt that he was too obscene, how could he think of such a dirty thing. Although he realized that this was not good, Gu Xiaoqi's mind inevitably remembered the snow-white thigh and the balcony bra in the morning.
Gu Xiaoqi felt that he was too guilty, so he dropped the mouse and rushed directly into the bathroom and washed his face with cold water several times before he could control his rapid secretion of hormones.
By the time Gu Xiaoqi came out, Zhou Beibei, who had a bye again, had already thrown himself into the sofa very simply, and that kind of stunned appearance made Gu Xiaoqi's psychology a little unbalanced. However, although his heart is a little unbalanced, it cannot be denied that Zhou Beibei really looks a little amorous when he lies on the sofa.
The water is still quite cold this season, in order to avoid the hormones in the body from flying again, Gu Xiaoqi honestly sat in front of the computer and waited for the referee to assign the game.
There are only thirty or forty people in each group, after winning three games in a row, Gu Xiaoqi has actually entered the top four, and qualifying can be regarded as a play, Gu Xiaoqi is still a little excited when he thinks of this, but when Gu Xiaoqi reacts to Zhou Beibei, who has only played one game, is also considered to be the top five in that group, Gu Xiaoqi feels that all living beings are equal, and they are all born to stand on the same starting line, all of them are nonsense, just look at the current Zhou Beibei and himself, he knows how unfair the world is.
Soon, Gu Xiaoqi saw that his opponent had also entered the host, and the opponent's ID was called Han Fatpang. When Gu Xiaoqi heard this name, he felt that this was an honest man and would not be as obscene as the previous opponents, so he tentatively typed and said:
"Brother, I'm a rookie from the countryside, with a high respect for DOTA, I dug wild vegetables at home for a month to have a chance to participate in the tournament, and I have been sick since I was a child, and my legs have been numb since I was a child......"
When he saw this, the referee was speechless, after so many years of being a referee, he had never seen such an obscene animal like Gu Xiaoqi. Originally, the referee couldn't help but want to say, your registration materials are obviously a college student, how did you become digging wild vegetables, but before the referee finished typing, he saw the opponent named Han Chubby typing first: "What's so miserable about you." ”
Gu Xiaoqi thought that this was not bad enough, and he deliberately added the idea of the guy in the last game, so Gu Xiaoqi said, could it be that you are worse than me?
Gu Xiaoqi waited with the referee for a while and didn't see that Han Chupang speak, and just when he thought that this guy was speechless and ready to start, he saw a row of words slowly typing out on the screen.
"Yesterday afternoon, there was no one at home, so I turned on the computer and watched a small movie for a while......"
Gu Xiaoqi was a little puzzled, so he asked: "What's this, isn't it normal, it's all men." ”
Han Chubby: "By the way, I made a ......"
Although Gu Xiaoqi was a little dizzy, he still replied: "It's nothing, man......"
Han Fatpang paused for a while and then said, "After Lu finished, I felt a little tired, so I just slept on the chair......"
Gu Xiaoqi was even more inexplicable, this is a very normal thing, when a teenager is not impulsive. Gu Xiaoqi was thinking about what was so miserable when he saw a few more rows of words slowly appearing on the screen.
"Evening when I woke up. ”
"I found that the pants were already worn and the tissues were cleaned"
"There's a lot of relatives chatting around......"
Even if you can feel the shame of the animal on the other side through the screen, it is more appropriate to say that life is better than death. Gu Xiaoqi felt that his legs were paralyzed by digging wild vegetables, even if his third leg was paralyzed, it didn't seem so miserable.
Among the so many gods that Gu Xiaoqi knew, it is estimated that only Wu Qiong, a close friend from high school, can fight with this Han Chubby in this regard.
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