Chapter 127: Brother Monkey flies up

nbsp; Chapter 127: Brother Monkey flies up

The pain is true, but I don't seem to care about this kind of pain anymore, I smiled and said, "There shouldn't be any Sichuan people among you, right?"

One of them sneered and said, "Oh, you *** like to laugh, don't you?" Lao Rang makes you laugh, Lao Tzu makes you laugh...... As he spoke, he slapped me several times in a row, and there was a disgusting smell of blood

。 At the same time, I heard another person say: "Is this *** waste stupid? What do you say about Sichuan people? Do you still want to climb a fellow countryman, and I hope to show mercy to your subordinates?"

When the man stopped beating, I spat out a puddle of saliva that turned to blood in a position where no one was around.

Yin Dang first learned Jay Chou's posture of touching his nostrils, then shook his body, and then used Jay Chou's tone to say: "Ouch, yes! I vomited blood, I like it! How does the blood taste? Do you want to do it again?"

I relented and repeated the previous words: "There should be no Sichuan people among you, right?"

One person yelled and scolded: "Sichuan people, Sichuan people, I am four you mlgb ah four, Lao Tzu are all from the coastal zone, areyou understand? There are also those bullshit Northeast men, garlic-eating guys, and the old men drink coffee and take pictures. Spread wild on the territory of Lao Tzu and look for death!" the group burst into laughter.

I smiled and said without a vague feeling: "Then it seems that I am just what you like, it just so happens that I am from Sichuan, and most of my friends are also from the Northeast." Although I am now a monk and the theory is that I don't eat meat, I have been accustomed to the taste of ginger, garlic and green onion since I was a child. Nowadays, although I don't touch the fish, I can't help but eat meat, and it always feels weird not to eat ginger and garlic. After a pause, I smiled again, looked directly at the person who claimed to be a frequent hitter in Sichuan, and said, "Friend, I remember you, you look so handsome!"

In the past, I always thought that meat was meat, but after entering the temple, I realized that in a certain sense of Buddhism, meat refers to spicy vegetables such as ginger and garlic.

The guy who claimed to be a Sichuan man stepped forward and stood in front of me, first ruffled his shirt, and then frowned and staggered in front of me: "Nonsense, I think you are killing yourself, don't you?" With that, one turned around, picked up a wooden stool and hit me, I clearly remember hitting it three times in a row, the stool surface fell firmly on my back, and the back hurt hotly, and the two people who grabbed me consciously avoided it.

Just after the bench, when I was holding back the pain and being unprepared, my back was suddenly kicked by someone flying up, my center of gravity was unstable, and I took a few steps forward, and at the same time, a voice came from behind, "Pretend to be calm, right?

Before I could stand on my feet, the man behind me was grabbing the back collar of my shirt.

A sentence suddenly floated in my mind, I am already a dying person, what am I afraid of? Then I turned over as a carp, and broke free from the restraints in pain, and the person behind me would not expect me to attack suddenly, and leaned back slightly, and in an instant, the man's neck was pinched by my hands..38xs.|This time, I stepped up my efforts to see the others come back from their shock and huddle around to get closer. 173

The strength of my left hand strengthened again, and the person I controlled immediately heard a moan of pain, begging for mercy in a low voice: "Pain, big brother, please let me go......"

I turned a deaf ear and only said lightly: "If any of you take a step forward, I will not make it easy for him." "The person I controlled was already rolling his eyes, his body was twitching, and he couldn't make a sound after a few squeaks. The group of people stopped and looked at each other, and Yin Dang said, "Let him go!"

I said, "Don't worry, I'll let it go, but I advise you, it's better not to do anything crooked, otherwise...... Don't blame my men for being ruthless!" I stepped back lightly, pushed the person in my hand to the side, and quickly moved to the side of the person who often beat Sichuan, and instantly grabbed his throat in his frightened eyes, and the movement was very fast, although it was not as good as Brother Li, but it was enough to deal with ordinary gangsters.

I lowered my voice and said to the person next to me in a heavy voice, "You all give me back!"

Brother Li and Brother Monkey once said that under normal circumstances, people who fight in groups will have the psychology of bullying the weak, for this kind of people, once they meet the other party's forces stronger than them, they will instantly become paralyzed, but when they meet people who are weak, they are extremely arrogant, in the face of this situation, they can only rely on momentum to win, as long as you have momentum in place, it is absolutely possible to fight one enemy with one hundred.

The moans that often hit the Sichuan people really worked, and the people standing next to them slowly retreated. A sentence suddenly appeared in the crowd: "**, Lao Tzu sees that you are looking for death today." ”

I stared at the person who spoke, smiled, and said something that had nothing to do with him: "Sichuan people and Northeast people do you often fight, don't you?" This sentence is like the mantra that Tang Seng recited to Sun Wukong, but one is a circle on the head, and the other is a neck choked by one hand, but the effect is the same, getting tighter and tighter. often hit Sichuan people, "Ah...... Ah......h

Immediately afterward, I raised my foot and kicked on the calf of the Sichuan man, his legs immediately bent, I squatted down to his beat, and then watched him sit on the ground. The people next to him kept insulting, but they all looked eager to try, and no one really wanted to be the first to rush up. I silently looked at the Sichuan people who were in pain, and said calmly: "Brother, do you feel cool that the Sichuan people treat you like this?" I let go of my hand slightly.

The man was already tortured to tears, touched his somewhat reddened neck and coughed repeatedly, and whispered: "I advise you to let me go, there are many of us, you are not an opponent, I will give you a chance to take the initiative to let go, otherwise ......" I didn't give him another chance to speak, my left hand was used again, and while he made a faint painful sound, I said: "It seems that I didn't make you cool before, then I will work harder to fulfill you." ”

The man was strangled and pale, muttering "Let go of my ......" and kept pinching my left hand with both hands, but I obviously felt his strength getting smaller and smaller, and when he was dying, I let go of my hand, and then quickly kicked him in the abdomen, and he immediately lay down, curled into a ball, and kept convulsing.

I thought to myself that no one would dare to touch me again. But what I never expected was that the moment I stood up, I don't know who roared: "Hit, beat him to death, damn." With that, a crowd of people swarmed up.

You can imagine how sad my fate will be. Eventually, I lay down, lying on the ground like the one who used to fight Sichuan, unable to move for a moment. The whole body hurts, especially the abdomen, I feel that the ribs are broken several times, and the mouth is even more fishy. But at least I put down one person, and compared to me in the past, there is no comparison at all.

Yin dang stepped on my left hand with one foot, kept ravaging, and at the same time gritted his teeth and said, "Damn, hands like to pinch people, right? ”

A few people next to me followed suit, kicked me in the back and on my legs a few times, and scolded: "Next time, let Lao Tzu see you again and kill you." Roll, *** wreck, crippled, useless J8. ”

"Anyone who dares to hit the old men,. ”

"You*** have been staying in this temple for a while, Lao Tzu will repair it once when he thinks about it, and he will fight once when he sees you. ”

Now, I don't feel the pain from the bottom of my heart anymore, and I don't let out any screams because of the pain, I just endure it silently, and two words keep wandering in my mind: pain......

It was only in pain that I felt that my life was still alive and that I would not be haunted by that terrible cancer nightmare. I looked up at the group slightly, kept a shallow smile, and said, "You'd better kill me, or ......" Before I could finish speaking, my phone rang at an inopportune time. I trembled and stretched out my hand, ready to hang up the phone, but I didn't want Yin Dang to squat down directly, took out my mobile phone, picked it up, and yelled: "Hey!"

After a pause of a few seconds, he said, "I'm Gu Ranxi's father, who are you?"

After a few seconds of pause, he shouted: "Lao Tzu is willing, what's the matter?"

After a pause of more than ten seconds, he said even more arrogantly: "Yes, Lao Tzu is in the temple now." I said who the hell are you, pull a hair, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will fight you together? If there is a kind of you, you will report to the land, and Lao Tzu will immediately rush over from the temple now. Feed...... Hey......" threw the phone on the ground and said, "Damn, I guess I was scared and hung up the phone directly." As he spoke, he pointed at me and said viciously: "Your friends are all virtuous like you, greedy for life and afraid of death, all of them are nm's wretched!"

A person next to him asked, "Who called?"

Yin Dang said: "What ** Brother Monkey, how do I know who it is, but I guess I was scared and didn't dare to come." ”

The person next to him said, ", I thought it was a woman, I can still be refresh......ed!"

Yin Dang said disdainfully: "Although this waste looks good, but he is a cripple, and it is estimated that he is a poor bastard, how can there be a woman who takes a fancy to him? There was a burst of laughter.

I held my aching body, smiled, and said, "I advise you to run quickly, but a dozen of you are too tender and too weak, and I am afraid that you will not be able to bear it." One person kicked over again, and then scolded, "Run, mom run, you *** shut up, get out of the way." ”

At this time, the person who was almost pinched by me before, that is, the person who claimed to beat Sichuan people often, sat up from the bed, covered his stomach, looked at me with a pale face, and said weakly: "**Your mother, when Lao Tzu has rested enough, you look good." Reluctantly, he retracted back to the bed.

I reached out and picked up my phone and said, "You're not leaving, are you?" Okay, whatever you want, don't blame me for not reminding you when the time comes." A person said angrily: "Look at your virtue, you are *** dying, what are you pretending?"

About 10 minutes or so, the Changda Sichuan people sat up again, first twisted their bodies, their faces were obviously much better than before, then stood up, jumped, and said, "Okay, okay!" At this time, I had changed from lying down to sitting, with my back against the wall, my whole body was almost numb, and my left hand hurt as soon as I exerted force, and it seemed to be broken. During the 10 minutes of waiting, the mouths of this group rarely stopped, one by one, scolding one by one, telling pornographic jokes, and the fists that fell on me did not stop.

I often hit the Sichuan people straightened up, grabbed my neck, crossed my eyebrows and cold eyes, and just slapped over, my mobile phone rang at the same time. I often slapped me twice before I let go of my hand, snatched the phone in my hand with one hand, and then said: "It's this ** monkey brother again......"

Yin Dang said: "Turn on the hands-free and pick it up!"

Changda Sichuan people listened to Yin Dang's words, pressed the hands-free, and said, "Hey." ”

Brother Monkey's voice immediately came from the phone, "It's been changed again, how is my brother?"

Changda Sichuan people let go of their hands and teased: "I am Gu Ranxi's second uncle, he is your brother? Then you should also call uncle, good baby, quickly call second uncle to listen." ”

I shook my head and smiled lightly, "Boy, you're miserable!"

One of them kicked over again and scolded: "Damn, I've seen you pretend, but I've never seen you pretend like this." ”

Brother Monkey said, "Yo, it looks like there are still a few people here." Let me call you uncle, right? Show up first, are you out of the temple?"

I often beat Sichuan people and said: "Lao Tzu and you are not in the same place, how can I show up for you?"

Brother Monkey said, "I just arrived at the temple, are you still inside?"

Yin Dang turned around and walked towards the door, and then there was a voice, "Yo! There are three more people, hey, here we are." , is that guy or monkey on the phone? and it's *** crippled, haha...... Alas, Gu Ranxi, Gu Ranxi, you are really sad, look at what weirdos you know in SB?"

In less than ten seconds, Yin Dang came "Ah...... Ah......h Since my vision was blocked by this group of people, I had some doubts about Yin Dang's sudden scream.

The person guarding the room immediately turned around, his footsteps and attention shifting to the door at full speed. Only then did I see through the gap that Brother Monkey was already standing in the corridor, and at the same time pinched Yin Dang's neck with one hand. From Yin Dang's tone more than 10 seconds ago, I can judge that Brother Monkey must be standing downstairs, and it is absolutely impossible to run around the stairs to this position in 10 seconds. So, there is only one explanation, Brother Monkey jumped up from downstairs and then stood here.

I am convinced that Brother Monkey's sudden move made everyone present sigh.

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