Chapter 252: The Biggest Maniac

This is actually a misunderstanding, happy funeral and comedy funeral are two different concepts. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Then the foreign director accidentally had a heart attack and went to the hospital, and Uncle Ge passively accepted the foreign director's 'will' and was held by him for a comedy funeral.

Uncle Ge, who received the task, found his friend, Yingda, who played a type of person in the film and television industry, and called himself a 'manager' in their words, specializing in contacting various businesses, helping stars contact performances, and helping enterprises contact stars, thus creating the illusion that he was 'very powerful'.

In fact, it is a kind of speculator who uses lip service to pull the strings, similar to the current limelight industry looking for solutions everywhere to attract funds and connections, and fool around.

To put it in layman's terms, it is an intermediary.

The intermediary played by Yingda initially had a perfunctory mentality, but after hearing the name of a foreign director, he instantly became serious, because he really knew how to operate and use the star effect to make money The process and benefits are a great opportunity for him.

However, the female assistant on the other side also received an olive branch from another group of investors, but the female assistant knew the long-cherished wish of the foreign director, so she refused and had a conversation with Uncle Ge.

What is more joyful is that when the female assistant hesitated helplessly and proposed to let Uncle Ge hug, Uncle Ge's surprise and hesitation were really funny, after the heroine left, Uncle Ge was alone on the stool where the female assistant sat YY, the funniest thing is that the background music plus Uncle Ge's YY action, and the bowl that finally cracked from it all had an absurd sense of joy, which made Song Qianqian tremble.

However, the scene of the bowl breaking is really meaningful, ostensibly to create an atmosphere for comedy, but in fact, it represents the cruelty after waking up from a dream.

Uncle Ge took the female assistant to talk to Yingda, and the background change from the billiard hall to the Zhongnanhai auditorium completely satirized the 'leadership style' of some people in the Dragon Kingdom who used chicken feathers as arrows.

Uncle Ge's performance in the Yingda round field is not only joyful, but also a little sad.

It's a good word to describe it with a lyric on the future network.

'I should be playing with you and turning a blind eye to it, forcing someone who loves you the most to improvise'

Next, the 'comedy funeral' plan proposed by Yingda was really brain-opening, and it also promoted some "Turandot" and cross talk performances that Director Zhang had directed.

The next sounding of Zang Tianshuo's famous song "Friend" with rough animation made Song Qianqian and others laugh.

Friends, friends~Have you ever thought of me~

If you are enjoying happiness~Please forget me~

I have to say that this lyric is still quite touching, funny and unexpectedly fits the theme.

Immediately afterwards, with the topic of 'reincarnation' in the foreign director's last wish, he got a reincarnated foreign director, which not only promoted Sino-US friendship, but also made him black, which can also eliminate racial discrimination and achieve the effect of world peace.

When everything was ready, Uncle Ge learned that there was no funding for the funeral, and Uncle Ge, who had an emotional outburst for the first time, quarreled with the female assistant, and then broke up unhappily.

But Uncle Ge, who had already driven the ducks to the shelves, with respect for the wishes of foreign directors, thought of another way, that is, to solicit sponsorship.

The irony that the investor wants to stuff his own Xiaomi in it is also in place, but Uncle Ge, who has a bottom line in his heart, refused the investor's request and was ironic, and as a result, he was beaten.

The offline sponsorship failed, and the two switched to online sponsorship, but fortunately, the foreign director's fame was enough to pull sponsorship, and an ironic 'bidding sponsorship' was opened.

There is a sponsor who is a merchant who does pirated VCD, and Uncle Ge broke out again and quarreled with the other party, and resolutely resisted piracy.

The problem of piracy has always been a cancer in the entire cultural industry, from the literature, songs, and film piracy industries to kill many talented and idealistic practitioners, so that the conscience industry has lost its competitiveness, but some black-hearted industries that sell dogs on the head of sheep occupy the market.

To make an analogy, a movie, 100% of the investment is invested in the filming, after the filmed things are released, the pirated version is on sale the next day, a pirated disc is ten yuan, a movie ticket is twenty yuan, people who are used to everything is 'free', naturally choose cheaper pirated versions.

If the film can't recover its cost, it may not starve the actors to death, because the real income of the actors now is not based on filming, but on commercial performances, and it is the director and other filmmakers who are really starving.

Making money is not necessarily the purpose of film practitioners, but they should be paid for their labor.

Regardless of whether the movie is good or not, since you want to watch it, you have to pay the author, which is human sense.

However, it should be unfair for pirated users to steal the interests of creators and convert them into personal interests, and consumers do not have the concept of 'creators' when they choose to consume.

The root of the problem lies with the pirates, not the consumers.

The film industry has been plagued by piracy over the years, and many movies are basically shot at a loss, and even a big director like Feng Xiaogang may not make money, let alone other directors.

Without economic resources, no matter how skilled the talent is, it will starve to death, and over time it will be a vicious circle, so that the entire industry lacks fresh blood, which is fatal for any industry.

In the end, Uncle Ge regarded the last advertising space as a public service advertising space.

Use public welfare and black-hearted pirates to make a strong contrast.

When the slogan 'Fight piracy, defend intellectual property' appears on the screen.

I believe that any worker engaged in cultural knowledge will applaud the director's intention.

Yingda fought with Uncle Ge because of Uncle Ge's refusal to invest in public service advertisements, and Uncle Ge had a tough and domineering attitude for the first time, which looked very happy.

And the background is indeed in the hidden bathroom, which also alludes to the real filmmakers represented by Uncle Ge, some of which are vented, are just for themselves.

The reporter asked Uncle Ge, isn't using funerals as gimmicks to advertise and pirate immoral means of making money?

Uncle Ge's answer is that the funeral is genuine, and selling oneself to make money, while piracy is selling others to make money.

There is a deep reflection here, what exactly is the so-called moral judgment.

Feng Xiaogang and Wang Yao have discussed this issue, and in the end this is the result, which is more objective and to the point, as long as it does not affect or hinder others, all personal behaviors against themselves are moral, and others have no right to criticize.

When Uncle Ge corrected the welcome lady implanted by the advertiser, he said, first say please mourn, and then talk about the advertising words.

It seems to be a joke, but it is actually a serious issue of order, the funeral is the master, the sponsorship is the guest, and the guest cannot be reversed at any time.

Immediately after entering the door, from balloon implantation cosmetics advertising, to hydrogen balloon implantation beer advertising, and even Lingtai implantation furniture advertising, the entire funeral venue was full of implantation advertising, which made people cry and laugh, and really knew what it was called, pervasive advertising.

Next is the shooting of Wang Yao when he went to negotiate that day, and the school leaders asked the students to hold latte flowers and sit in order to show their 'leadership style', which caused Jin Tae-ran to exclaim.

"We've done this in junior high school. ”

"You have it in your school, and so do we. Zhao Fei also said.

"It's probably the same for school leaders across the country. Wang Yao chuckled.

The female assistant asked Uncle Ge what he was doing with the gimmick of the funeral to make so much money.

This shot is taken with a looking up mirror of the two people, accompanied by the music of the ancient flute in the afterglow of the sunset, which seems a bit bleak and realistic.

Uncle Ge said that he made so much money, gave all the money that should be given, and then helped the foreign director pay back the money owed to the manufacturer, and then gave it to the female assistant and Yingda.

The female assistant said that she didn't believe that Uncle Ge was not ready to give her one.

Uncle Ge said that he donated all the rest of the money, and when he said it, it seemed to be light, but the helplessness of the lines was also intriguing.

'Don't you all say that I used the funeral gimmick to make money, and I gave it all, you are stupid, right?'

Money is a necessary condition, but it is not the goal of everyone, to give the money that should be given, to take the money that you should take, is to be at ease, to enjoy life is to achieve the realm.

Benevolence and righteousness, not madness for money.

This artistic conception is so poignant that Wang Yaodu's heart is a little stuffy, he seems to see through the screen the future world that is crazy to make money, and the misery of human objectification.

Before Wang Yaoshen finished his injury, Uncle Ge started from the body this time by engaging in sponsorship, wearing a brand of tops, a brand of pants, a brand of shoes on each side, watches, necklaces, sunglasses, or half, leaving contact lenses, and even putting a shampoo on the side of his hair.

What is outrageous is that there is also tea implantation, with a tea label in his mouth, Wang Yao has to admire Feng Xiaogang and his team, it is really ridiculous to the extreme, mocking with life, exposing all the traces of implantation that may appear in the future film industry in this and pervasive way.

Immediately afterwards, another big star came, this big star used superb acting skills, entered the play in one second and was fully engaged in the face of a model, Wang Yao who watched it was a little into the play, but he implanted a calcium tablet advertisement, and he instantly appeared in the play and burst into laughter.

However, Wang Yao also remembered the actor's name, and he could ask for advice in the future.

The role of this big star, the language of future stars, in order to endorse, any kind of drama can be performed, Wang Yao is a little convinced, this kind of map cannon may be Feng Xiaogang.

Followed by a gang of black societies forcibly implanting a copycat product, the whole picture suddenly turned into a black picture, the black boss kidnapped the female assistant, threatened Uncle Ge to implant, and finally the grievances were replaced by a children's choir, and the picture returned to color.

Uncle Ge doesn't understand what he does when copycat products are advertised.

The black boss left a sentence: 'The advertisement is big, and the fake is true.' ’

A trace of cold air rose from the soles of Wang Yao's feet, and he shuddered.

Seeing that Uncle Ge endured so much for himself and the foreign director, the female assistant finally couldn't bear it and told him the truth, in fact, this was a joke that the foreign director made to Uncle Ge in order to inspire himself.

Uncle Ge and Yingda, who knew the truth, went crazy at the same time and went to a psychiatric hospital.

But in fact, everyone knows that he is pretending to be crazy in order to escape from reality, because he also wants to make a joke with foreign directors.

Under the intimidation of the female assistant, Uncle Ge admitted that he was not crazy, but Yingda was really crazy.

Immediately followed by a scene that Wang Yao thought might go down in history.

A group of psychopathic patients dressed as if they were going to a bathhouse and started all kinds of 'sales'.

"If you want to make money by e-commerce, that's, the website has to be smashed with money, reluctant to let the child can't trap the wolf, hire a few scolding gunmen with high salaries, find a few cultural celebrities as targets, whoever is on fire will extinguish whom, what does the website rely on, it depends on the click-through rate, the click-through rate goes up, the next family will follow, how much money do you smash in, the next home will add a zero to you, and you will buy it, someone will talk about the acquisition and cash out immediately, and the shares are exempt, if you are interested, you will invest 8 million 10 million, and I dare not say more, I will guarantee you to earn 100 million a year. One young man said as he walked along with another young man.

The camera passed, and another somewhat bald uncle was talking to himself, and he also played two roles, talking to himself" You must choose the best prime location, hire a French designer, build the most high-end apartment, the elevator directly enters the house, the smallest unit is 400 square meters, what hospitality, fiber optic cable, satellite, are all connected to him, there is a garden upstairs, there is a swimming pool in the building, a British housekeeper stands, an authentic British accent, build a noble school in the community, use Harvard textbooks, a year tuition is thousands of dollars, and then build a US imperialist clinic, 24 hours of diagnosis, is a word, expensive, see a cold, you have to 18,000, the surrounding neighbors, either drive a Mercedes-Benz, or drive a BMW, if you drive a Dongying car, are embarrassed to say hello to people。 ”

"You say, how much does an apartment like this cost per square meter?"

"I think it's going to cost two thousand dollars. ”

"Two thousand dollars, that's the cost, four thousand dollars to start, you don't have to be too expensive, you have to study the shopping psychology of the owner, the owner who is willing to pay two thousand dollars to buy a house, don't care about another two thousand dollars. ”

"Do you know what a successful person is? It means that no matter what it is, only buy the most expensive and not the best!"

"Therefore, our slogan for real estate is, not the best, but the most expensive!"

This line, which is like a stand-up comedy, amused Song Qianqian and others again, but Wang Yao couldn't laugh a little.

He originally thought that Feng Xiaogang wanted to make a movie history of the future Dragon Kingdom, but he didn't expect that he also spoke about the development history of the future Dragon Kingdom, which he knew was the wrong direction, but it still made people feel powerless, which really made him laugh.

Then in the next clip, Song Qianqian's laughter came to an abrupt end.

Because there is a young man in a white sheet in the picture, his face is very familiar, in the background of the white wall and white tiles, in addition to the pair of dark and deep eyes and a little scattered broken hair, as if integrated into this piece of white, he stands in this white and looks very lonely and sad, brushing the white sheets on his body, it should be ridiculous, but it seems a little sad.

"I have written a lack of eight strands of writing,

I'm tired of reading the subset of scriptures and history, the sages and sages

Drained the tea, mellow wine glasses and cups

After playing the Yushu backyard qin and flute

Useless is a scholar

abolished the imperial examination and bent his waist

Cumin is what a body

A collared kaftan flutters in the wind

Who asked me, my clothes are thin and I come to the cold at night

Whoever pities me, hunger and waiting for the dawn to break

Who knows me, laughing proudly in front of people and crying after others

Whoever sees me is like a bean copying manuscripts

The dog is bitten by a broken road, and the road is never broken

There are many white eyes in the world, but there is little true love in the world

The short clothes are short and make people laugh

The caftan is longer and more sloppy

The golden cicada sheds its shell and leaves its old branches

Why don't you take off your robe and hang it in the woods?"

The tragic song of the boy in the white echoed in the emptiness, and the crazy look that accompanied him made it easy to perceive the despair and sadness of the desperate situation.

But then the young man turned around suddenly, leaving the camera with a back, looking isolated and arrogant, and the originally sad singing became passionate and high-pitched, as if roaring unwillingly.

"No, no, no!"

"The eternal majesty is there, and the hundred generations of books are fragrant! Only the long shirt is coquettish, I am a Confucian scholar, how can I see Shun Yao without a long shirt!"

After singing, the camera turned back to Uncle Ge and the female assistant.

"What is this kid singing?" the female assistant looked dazed, "He looks good, he doesn't look very old, and he is crazy?"

"He's the biggest madman in this madhouse. Uncle Ge pretended to be scared and glanced at the young man in the door frame, lowered his voice for fear that others would hear it, and said in the female assistant's ear, "He actually said that he wanted to carry forward the opera, and he was terminally ill." ”

"The opera? What he just sang is very good. The female assistant looked dazed.

"Nice to hear, there's something there. Uncle Ge smiled clearly, "No matter how good it is, no one appreciates it, it's also a song and a widow, a fool talks about dreams, and this thing should have been eliminated a long time ago." ”

"It's a pity, if you weren't a madman, you might be able to become a star if you package it. The female assistant looked sorry.

The film finally ended with a romantic ending, and I don't know if Uncle Ge filmed a kiss scene at the end.

But Song Qianqian and the others were all staring at Wang Yao.

"You, why are you inside?" Zheng Jingjing stared at for a while and asked in a cold voice.

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