If the livestock in the university did not miss a few classes, they were embarrassed to say that they had gone to college, and even gave birth to a substitute teaching business, which was of high quality and low price, only 5 yuan per class, and it was impossible to buy a loss or be fooled.

But because he was a freshman, Gu Xiaoqi was not as strong as the group of elderly animals, so he got up obediently the next morning, stuffed two buns in his arms and went to class.

Gu Xiaoqi's high math teacher is a European who likes to wear a white shirt, which is also Gu Xiaoqi's first foreign teacher in almost 20 years. It's just that this teacher speaks in the provincial dialect, and many times if it weren't for the blond and blue-eyed reasons, Gu Xiaoqi even suspected that this product was an authentic provincial city.

Although Gu Xiaoqi couldn't talk about a good baby, since everyone was here, he was ready to listen to the class, but he was disturbed by Jiang Ming's obscene laughter next to him.

"Do you dare not listen to high numbers?" Gu Xiaoqi glanced at Jiang Ming.

"I didn't understand it anyway, and I accidentally dropped my pen on the floor during the first high math class, and I didn't understand the lesson after I picked it up for 2 seconds. ”

"I also found out, why is your pen old?"

"I don't know what's wrong, as long as the female classmate in front of me wears a short skirt, it keeps falling to the ground..."

Gu Xiaoqi: "......"

After a while, Gu Xiaoqi really couldn't hold back his curiosity, so he turned his head and asked what he was doing, laughing so lewdly.

Jiang Ming opened the textbook, laughed twice, pointed to the mobile phone and said, I saw a news on it, it was still a real thing, I laughed to death, and said that a couple began to plan to have children after getting married, but unfortunately the wife never got pregnant, so the husband went to the hospital for examination, and was found to be infertile.

Gu Xiaoqi said with a confused face, what's so ridiculous about this, you are perverted in your heart.

I saw an extremely obscene expression on Jiang Ming's face, and he lowered his voice and said that it was not over yet, and the husband didn't know which tendon was wrong, so he thought of a way.

Gu Xiaoqi asked what to do.

Jiang Ming smiled lewdly and said that he asked the male neighbor next door to borrow seeds, that is, to let his wife conceive someone else's child and then raise it as his own seed, and this product really convinced his wife and male neighbor to implement a free seed borrowing plan for up to 6 months.

Hearing this, Gu Xiaoqi couldn't help but complain that this Nima is too bloody, but he really envies that neighbor.

Jiang Ming stared at Gu Xiaoqi for a long time and said, Are you sure you are envious?

Gu Xiaoqi said: "Nonsense, six months!"

Jiang Ming smiled, his expression was as obscene as he was, and said that after listening to me, it would be true for six months, but in the end, he still didn't get pregnant. The husband took the male neighbor to the hospital for a check-up, and it turned out that the man also suffered from infertility symptoms.

Gu Xiaoqi said disappetically, if you are infertility, you will be infertile, and you have been happy for six months.

Jiang Ming glanced at him lightly, and whispered, "That male neighbor already has two babies at home......

Gu Xiaoqi was stunned at the time, this can no longer be said to be bloody, it can be made into a TV series, he grabbed his mobile phone and watched it again without believing it, it is really a real thing......

Zhou Beibei and Gu Xiaoqi both had two classes in the morning, but when Gu Xiaoqi and a few animals in the dormitory were already nibbling on popsicles on the way back and looking at the beauties, Zhou Beibei could only stay in the classroom obediently and listen to the old professor on the stage reminiscing about the green years when he went to the countryside, which reminded her of the foreign teacher who could speak provincial dialect in her freshman year, at least people never dragged the class.

Zhou Beibei pushed Xiaomi, who was also sleepy next to him, and said, "Xiaomi, do you want to listen to my joke?"

Xiaomi stretched lazily, turned her face sideways, and said listlessly, "Beibei, what are you doing, all you are talking about are those old-fashioned yellow jokes, what is there to listen to." ”

"Not yellow, not yellow, definitely not yellow this time. Zhou Beibei patted his little chest and promised, causing the animals behind him to swallow frantically.

"What's so nice about it? Xiaomi rolled her eyes directly.

Zhou Beibei "leaned" on it, and then said that I think foreign teachers are different from Chinese teachers.

Xiaomi lazily said what's the difference, isn't it all two arms and two legs.

"Not necessarily, some don't have three legs. Zhou Beibei grinned, and then said: "But this joke has nothing to do with a few legs, you see, if a teacher in Europe and the United States encounters an earthquake in class, he will say that the students should run, and the Korean teacher will tell everyone to hide under the table quickly, and what will we Chinese teachers do?"

"How?" Millet pulled out two cups of yogurt from her school bag, inserted them into a straw, and handed them under her desk.

Zhou Beibei lowered his head and took two puffs, and then said with a smile: "If our teacher encounters an earthquake, he will definitely say, there is an earthquake, don't panic, please turn to the next page." ”

Xiaomi almost didn't squirt out the yogurt after listening to the poof......

Except for the agricultural university, which specializes in greening, the environment of University A is good in the college circle of the provincial capital, from the teaching building to the dormitory, there is not only a large area of grassland, more than a dozen acres of ponds, and even a large forest.

Every time Zhou Beibei walked through this grove, his eyes widened and he looked around, like a curious baby.

It's not that the trees are any different, let's just say that in order to create a historical atmosphere, many of the trees of A size have come from far away, and many of them are some years old, tall and large, so that there are many obscure corners of the grove that are unknown and obscure.

Usually many people like to lie in it and read, but there are some animals that often pull mm in it, and I and I, once Xiaomi saw it from afar, so that her whole face was red with shame after returning to the bedroom, but Ren Zhou Beibei didn't say what he saw when he asked Xiaomi.

Although Zhou Beibei is a little charming and a little dancing, she is actually a very pure girl, except for the ignorant crush on a white little boy in high school, she has never even been held by a boy, so sometimes she is a little curious.

Zhou Beibei glanced around a few times and didn't see any passionate pictures, so he couldn't help but say a word. Xiaomi on the side smiled and said Beibei, what do you see?

Zhou Beibei stretched out his little paw to hug the millet, threw his wink, and said, of course it looks at you, our millet is so cute, I really want to pull it into the grove and touch it.

Xiaomi laughed and scolded Beibei, you are a hooligan again, and the two of them chased each other on the tree-lined path, and the breeze blew the corners of the skirts of the two people dyed with broken flowers.

The boys passing by stared at Zhou Beibei and Xiaomi, and one of the animals even hit the tree headlong, causing the two little girls to laugh like silver bells.

Zhou Beibei's beautiful mood didn't last long, because she saw that the animal who was teasing her was looking at the bulletin board, and she also saw the content on the bulletin board.

There are two large bulletin boards opposite each cafeteria in A, and basically any wind and grass in the school will be posted on them, because the content is generally printed, so there is a special printer in the supermarket opposite the bulletin board, and it is said that business is very good.

The bulletin board is a bit like an offline BBS, as big as the school official and student union notices, the game news of various leagues, as small as lost and found, flea markets, etc., and even marriages, all kinds of strange. Many animals do not like to sit in the canteen after buying food in the canteen, but squat under the bulletin board with a basin and eat while watching, and when they are finished, they are almost finished.

Gu Xiaoqi and Yi Cheng in the bedroom are now squatting there with a beef noodle and eating, after coming to A University for so many days, Gu Xiaoqi has never liked the food in the canteen, and always feels that there is a smell of rag water in it, and every time he buys a dish with meat, the aunt in charge of the spoon will tremble.

Don't underestimate these two shaking, these aunts can accurately shake off the meat dishes on them every time they shake the spoon, but those vegetarian dishes are like being stuck to the spoon by internal force, and they don't move, which made Gu Xiaoqi think that these canteen aunts would be the hidden masters who have cultivated the dark energy in those novels.

Usually, when Gu Xiaoqi ate beef noodles, he would always pick out the slices of beef in it and count them on top, but this time he didn't do it, because at this time his attention was on the bulletin board.

An eye-catching poster is posted on the bulletin board.

The bulletin board was the size of a high school blackboard, and the poster was almost half full, and every word was as big as a fist, so you couldn't pay attention to it.

It reads like this:

Two weeks later, the Dota league will be back in action, and the game schedule and group team arrangements are as follows, so stay tuned!

Unlike other small competitions, the Dota league is the largest event organized by the official student union of University A, and the winner can not only receive a certificate issued by the school, but also a prize of 5,000 yuan sponsored by the colorful road Internet café at the school gate. 5,000 yuan is enough for many cattle to live happily for several months, and in order to take into account the situation of each college, the student union also gave a month and a half to recruit troops.

Because there are 30 colleges in University A, plus the graduate students of the three colleges and the main department, there are exactly 32 teams, so the student union simply follows the process of the World Cup.

The 32 participating teams are divided into eight groups, each with four teams playing each team, each team must play one match with three other teams, each group of four teams plays a round-robin match, each team has three games, and wins earn 3 points. The top two teams in each group advance to the 1/8 finals of the knockout stage, with a total of 16 teams, known as the "round of 16".

The grouping actually depends on luck, there was a situation where the top four of the last session were all in one group, and as a result, the defending champion was forced out, and many animals ran to the student union to complain about the shady, which made a lot of noise. In the end, it was the school leaders who came forward to suppress it, so the current grouping is open and transparent, and the captains of each team drew lots together a while ago.

I don't know if the luck of the School of Electricity this year is good or bad, the School of Mathematics and the School of Law, which are in the same group, are not traditionally strong teams, but they are in a narrow group with the business school.

However, Gu Xiaoqi didn't know anything about all this, he was just as focused on the last sentence of the notice as Zhou Beibei, although he was not a member of the DOTA team, and he didn't even know how to play DOTA, but he still felt that there was a fire burning in his chest......