The sudden impact made my brain feel a little messy, and I asked my master, "Master, are you a woman?"

The master replied as a matter of course, "Isn't this nonsense? ”

No, no, I originally thought that my master was a rough man who was mistaken for a woman by the three generations like me, but I didn't expect my master to be really a woman!

I'm a woman now, but I'm actually a man, and I emphasize again, "But I'm a man, really." ”

The master sent a meme that saw through everything and said: "Of course I know, why should I accept you if it's not a man? ”

"......" is over, I seem to have a big deal on the table...... After weighing it left and right, I replied, "Actually, I'm a woman." ”

"Are you male or female?

For a moment I didn't know how to answer, so I said, "I'm both male and female, but I'm not a shemale." ”

I don't understand this nonsense myself, and I guess those people can see it in the fog.

The group was silent for a while, and Sanshui said, "It turns out that the soup is a girl with a big ding." ”

"...... "My fault, I shouldn't have talked nonsense...... In desperation, I quickly apologized and said, "I'm sorry I was wrong, I shouldn't be joking, I'm a man, really a man, please stop teasing me." ”

The master also followed and said: "Okay, okay, don't bully my apprentice, if any of you want to brush the book, I just have time here, I will take you to brush the book." ”

I hurriedly shouted, "Master take me! I'm going to farm the Lonely Island dungeon." ”

"Lonely island, take me one and take me another. Sanshui also joined in the fun.

So the master took me and Sanshui ...... No, it was the master and Sanshui who took me to brush the copy for half an hour, and finally at this moment, the doorbell rang.

It should be Liu Lang's guy who came, so I told the master that I had some personal matters and went offline.

I wore that dress and stepped on a pair of big slippers that made the scenery, and I ran to open the door, and the guy standing at the door was Liu Lang, who was not much shorter than a telephone pole to me. Fashionable dress, sunny temperament, handsome face, and that embarrassing expression......

Liu Lang saw that it was not his friend Tang Zhihang who came to open the door, but a girl he had never met, his face twitched to confirm that he had not gone to the wrong door, and then asked, "Is Tang Zhihang at home?"

I said, "Come in." ”

Liu Lang breathed a sigh of relief, and he didn't know why he was relieved.

Liu Lang, who entered the house, walked straight into my bedroom without looking at me, but he immediately turned out and asked, "Is Tang Zhihang going to the toilet?"

I sat on the couch and pondered the language for a while, saying, "Cowherd...... I may say this a little ridiculous, but you have to trust me...... I am Tang Zhihang......"

Liu Lang was stunned for a moment, and then said with a dry smile: "Sister, today is not April Fool's Day, where is that guy Tang Zhihang......?

I explained again: "Cowherd, I didn't lie to you, I really am Tang Zhihang...... If you don't believe me, try the questions that only you and Tang Zhihang know, and I promise to answer them all. ”

Liu Lang covered his forehead, probably thinking that what happened was a little unbelievable, but he also knew that I was in such a hurry to take a picture of him, and it would definitely not be just to show him that there was a super cute girl in my house, so Liu Lang said: "I am born to be useful, the king has the talent of the king, and the chef has the talent of the cook......"

I instantly understood that Liu Lang was on good terms with me, this sentence came from the comic "JOJO's Bizarre Adventure", which was a famous line in it, so I also replied to a line in this comic: "Old thing! Your stand-in is the most useless!"

Liu Lang raised his eyebrows, he didn't expect me to answer, so Liu Lang continued: "My heart and my deeds are as clear as a mirror......"

I immediately replied, "Everything that has been done is righteous." ”

Liu Lang grabbed his head, he felt that this was really evil, because if it wasn't for the dead house, he would basically not know about it, and now the girl in front of him who didn't seem to be at all compatible with the dead house could actually answer, he asked me: "Did Tang Zhihang tell you this in advance?" That guy must have guessed that I was going to ask you this. ”

I confidently said, "If you think it's a deception, you can continue to ask until I can't answer." ”

Liu Lang asked tentatively, "Enemy?"

"Grass!" I said without hesitation.

Liu Lang asked tentatively again: "Enemy?"

"Hit!" I didn't delay in answering, I answered all the lines in the comic that Liu Lang said that ordinary people don't know, and only die-hard fans know.

Liu Lang was silent, he looked at the girl in front of him carefully, and he couldn't believe that this was his good friend Tang Zhihang.

And the good friend who has been together for more than ten years suddenly became a woman, no matter how you think about it, it feels wrong, the two are so different in size, it is completely illogical.

"I know you're skeptical, can you just hear me finish first?"

Liu Lang thought for a while, and finally nodded and said, "Okay, I want to hear how you can fool me." ”

……

After telling Liu Lang how I woke up and became like this, and by the way, I also said my suspicions about Lin Lin, and Liu Lang gradually believed what I said: "That means that the newly moved Lin Lin turned you into this?"

"It's just my guess, so I need you to help me test whether that Lin Lin is an alien. Nine times out of ten, if she's a paranormal, she's done it, if not...... Then I don't know. "All I can think of at the moment is to see if Lin Lin is an alien, if she is, I may be able to ask the three generations for help and ask him to report to the Guan Ling Student Association, and then naturally the spirit-related supernatural will deal with this matter.

Liu Lang gritted his teeth and picked up the pepper on the table and said, "I know, I know! I'll believe what you say! Isn't it just to let people smell this pepper, even if it's fake, I'll think I've been fooled by you!"

Liu Lang tore off the wrapping paper on the outside of the pepper bottle and opened the door and walked out, I hid behind the door and observed the situation outside through the crack in the door.

Liu Lang knocked on the door of Lin Lin's house, and then heard the inside ask, "Who?"

"Ah, I'm a friend of Tang Zhihang who lives next door, and I want to ask you about something. Liu Lang's voice sounded very kind, and ordinary people would not think that this kind of person was a bad person.

Lin Lin opened the door and said curiously, "Is it Tang Zhihang's friend?"

Liu Lang handed the pepper shaker in his hand to Lin Lin and said, "Tang Zhihang and I are about to make something to eat, but we don't know whether this bottle of seasoning is pepper powder or pepper powder, and the two big men don't know the difference, I want to ask you if you know." ”

I hid behind the door and could clearly see Lin Lin's face, her expression did not change from Liu Lang to my name, as if she didn't know anything about what I had become.

But if she's such a good performer, it's no problem.

Lin Lin said with some embarrassment: "Actually...... Actually, I don't know the difference between peppercorn powder and pepper powder, I don't usually cook dishes, I'm sorry I may not be able to help you......"

Liu Lang smiled and opened the pepper bottle and sniffed it and said, "It's okay, it's okay, don't care, to be honest, I haven't figured out the pepper and ...... until now And...... And Ahhh

With a shake of Liu Lang's hand, all the pepper in the entire bottle was thrown out by him, and Lin Lin, who smelled the smell of pepper, couldn't help but sneeze.

But maybe it will take a certain amount of time, Liu Lang also saw that Lin Lin was not reddened under his right ear, he might be the same as I thought, so he tried to delay and said: "Ah, I'm really sorry, the powder of this thing smells like it makes people sneeze...... Hahaha. ”

Lin Lin shook his hand and smiled: "It's okay, it's okay, but this smell smells like pepper, right?"

"Thank you so much...... Yes...... Even if you know it, it's useless, it's all sprinkled. Didn't stain your clothes, did you?"

"No, don't worry. Lin Lin smiled and looked really cute, no, now is not the time to care about this, Liu Lang and I are paying attention to her under her right ear, but her face is still as fair as usual, and there is no redness.

Liu Lang exchanged pleasantries with Lin Lin for a while before coming back, he threw the bottle in the trash can and said, "You saw it, right? ”

I squatted on the sofa and thought, if Lin Lin is not a stranger, then who is the stranger who turned me into a girl, and what is the purpose of the other party to turn me into this?

While I was thinking, Liu Lang asked me again: "Are you Tang Zhihang? Is this a farce you are playing?

I despaired, "I really hope it's just a farce of ours if I can...... It would be better if it was a dream......"

Liu Lang was speechless, the two of us sat quietly in the living room and didn't speak, I don't know what Liu Lang was thinking, but I knew that my mind was very chaotic now, and I couldn't calm down at all.

"Zhihang ......" Finally, Liu Lang still spoke: "If you really can't change back and have to maintain this state for the rest of your life, what should you do?"

I realized the seriousness of the matter, and if I couldn't go back, what would I do?