Chapter 378: It's finally out
The many cheers were mixed with many screams, and the most miserable ones were heartbreaking, as miserable as the dead father. Pen~Fun~Pavilion www.biquge.info Tian Lai Novel.23txt. The little fat man gave them a helpless look, and pulled Li Sinian and pretended to grin with a painful face and walked out.
It wasn't until he walked far away and made sure that no one around saw him that the little fat man closed his legs and laughed with Li Sinian "hey, hey, hey".
Glancing back, the little fat man asked, "Fourth uncle, why are those people so miserable?"
Li Sinian, who was bruised and smiling, touched the stubble on his chin and smiled: "Those few have pressed most of their net worth, and they will naturally be miserable if they lose!"
Li Chuyi's eyes lit up: "How much did you earn this time?"
Li Sinian didn't speak, just smiled and stretched out two fingers.
"Two hundred?" the little fat man was a little disappointed, "Aren't there a lot! you're not lying to me, are you?"
"Fart!Two thousand!" Li Sinian felt insulted, "Don't insult my professional ethics!"
"What?two thousand?!" the little fat man widened his eyes in surprise, "So many?!"
"That's! You don't look at who is sitting in the bank!Hmph~!"
Li Sinian's face was full of pride, and the surprised look of the little fat man made him very comfortable.
The little fat man looked at him suspiciously: "I said, Fourth Uncle, what kind of rumor did you release this time?"
Li Sinian's expression was a little strange, and he looked at the little fat man and sighed.
"The first year of junior high school, this time I didn't let go of any wind, it was those fools who thought about it themselves, thinking that you had learned medical skills from Hao Erye, and the small injuries were naturally not a problem. As a result, a few people who want to make a lot of money put a heavy bet on you to be fine, and then let us get so many spirit stones!"
Hearing Li Sinian say this, Li Chuyi secretly breathed a sigh of relief. He was afraid that Li Sinian would make money and earn red eyes, and then reveal the secret of his "Taoist Classic". Fortunately, with Hao Hongzhuang as the foundation, those fools are thinking about it themselves, and they can't blame others.
After taking the thousand spirit stones that Li Sinian had shared, the little fat man took it into his arms and smacked his lips.
No wonder the Taoist priest used to tell him that nine out of ten gambles and nine losses were lost, and the casino could indeed make people rich, but more often it could make people bankrupt. None of the people who sit in the village are clean, and if they go to the village cleanly, it is equivalent to giving money to people.
Although this money is a bit low-level, Li Chuyi does not feel guilty at all, even if those people just press their own parents on him.
Everything in the world is inseparable from the word choice, gambling is the same, and so is cultivation. If you choose to take this path, you will be responsible for your choice, even if you lose your teeth, you will swallow it with blood. When you take advantage of it, you laugh and bloom, but when you suffer a loss, you regret not being at the beginning, which is just a joke.
If you really regret it, why did you go in the first place?
Knowing that there are wins and losses in the casino, and nine out of ten bets and nine losses are due to fraud, you are still rushing to pounce, so don't you gamble in the first place?!
Knowing how bumpy the cultivation is, if you are not careful, you will die and you will not even be able to leave a corpse, you still rush to pounce on it in a vain attempt to become an immortal, and only when you die, do you remember to regret it, so why did you go earlier?
Choice is very important, this is what Taoist priests have taught Li Chuyi since he was a child, so he has never regretted his choice until now. He didn't regret even being chased by the Lark King with a bunch of stupid birds behind his buttocks, he just secretly hated that his cultivation was too low, otherwise he would go back and directly chop the bird king's stewed soup and drink, just like when the Taoist priest took him to the 100,000 Mountains to "chat" with the demon king.
Walking all the way to Hao Hongwei's courtyard, the little fat man excitedly discussed the auction with Li Sinian as he walked. Li Sinian also came to the heart when he heard it, and the two of them discussed endlessly, and from time to time they also came together to make a few small waves, and Xiao Mu leaned his head and followed behind, feeling very speechless.
He really couldn't figure out how these two people did it, obviously yesterday he had a blue nose and swollen face as if he had the hatred of killing his father and taking his wife, but the next day the two of them were like one person again, as if yesterday's incident had not happened at all.
No, it's not the other day, it's yesterday!
Hao Hongwei told Li Chuyi about the auction one by one, and the fat brother was stunned for a long time like a sculpture, and suddenly he pounced on Li Sinian with a red face.
At that time, he was still startled, thinking that these two people were going to fight again, but who knew that Li Sinian also pounced on him with a flushed face. In this way, the two of them hugged each other and cried and laughed and shouted something, if they couldn't stand up and could only collapse on the ground and twist around like a bean worm wrapped in a silkworm chrysalis, they would probably be able to jump to the sky!
The small wood has been in the fish and dragon workshop for a long time, and the world is hot and cold. He has seen people who turn their faces and don't recognize people, he has also seen people hiding knives in their smiles, and there are even more people who start wars outside Zhigolin without saying a word. But he had never seen these two freaks in front of him, who were fighting to death one moment ago, and as if they were seeing their relatives the next.
Xiao Mu is not stupid, he can tell if the two of them are hiding knives in their laughter, each with a ghost. From the smiles on their faces, he could deeply feel that they really didn't have anything else to think about, and the previous things didn't seem to have left any trace in their hearts.
After thinking about it for a long time, Xiao Mu didn't understand how these two people did it, he only figured out one thing - Li Sinian likes to say that Li Chuyi's brain is not normal, but in fact, he himself is quite abnormal.
This was confirmed by Liu Mingxiu's explicit instructions and Fang Junnan's acquiescence last night.
"Freaks. ”
Xiao Mu muttered in a low voice, who knew that Li Chuyi looked at the excitement of what he said, but the ears were pointy. As soon as he spoke, the little fat man immediately twisted his head back.
"What did you say?!"
Xiao Mu was startled, he didn't expect him to hear such a small voice, and he quickly changed his words: "Corner, I mean corner! I want to say that there seems to be someone around the corner in front of me!"
Li Chuyi glanced forward suspiciously, and it turned out that there was really a figure flickering.
The little fat man was startled, and hurriedly squeezed out a painful look on his face, and his mouth seemed to be very uncomfortable. Li Sinian has been holding on for many years, so it is natural to reach out and help him, the two of them have a blue nose and swollen face and a trumpet leg, just like a rich young master who was beaten up after flirting with him, and was held by his own minions, which is very harmonious.
The pit he dug himself had to be filled by himself, and he earned the gambling money of 2,000 spirit stones, and Li Chuyi naturally couldn't let people see the clues.
In this way, he was helped by Li Sinian all the way to Hao Hongwei's yard, and when he came to the door, he knew that Hao Da Fat was not going out. The dumbfounded little fat man couldn't wait to slap his mouth a few times, he secretly hated that he was excited just now, why didn't he find someone to ask if the big fat man was there before he came.
With a bitter face, the little fat man could only go home. did a full set of plays, and when he went back, he was still holding his legs by Li Sinian, and when he walked to the door, he felt that he couldn't walk normally.
Xiao Mu was very happy to follow behind, although his head and neck were sore to death, but he felt very comfortable to see Li Chuyi so uncomfortable.
This fat brother forced him to walk with his head up and walked in all directions for two days, and now he has made himself so miserable, Xiao Mu sighed in his heart that the sky has eyes, and evil has evil retribution.
Retribution!
In the remaining days, the little fat man never saw Hao Hongwei, let alone Hao Erye, he never returned to the house.
The itchy little fat man was reluctant to go out, and he was bored in his yard every day, pulling Li Sinian to talk about how much money he could make.
After a few days, not to mention Fang Junnan's family, even Li Sinian was a little tired of what he said, and he had a headache when he walked over with a smile on his face.
The power of repetition is huge, and Li Sinian deeply felt that what he said was too right!
So, in order to avoid the little fat man and not offend him, Li Sinian could only pull a group of gambling family members to hide far away, and listened to the little fat man's movements from afar and moved his position without hesitation.
Fang Junnan had a cold face all day long, Liu Mingxiu's apologetic smile made Li Chuyi unable to pull his face again, Li Sinian avoided from afar, so the little fat man could only grab the chicken rice with one hand and pull the small wood with the other hand to "spit out his heart" and chatter.
Until in the end, Xiao Mu's face was purple and foaming at the mouth, and the chicken rice even said that he was half bald, and the four days finally passed.
Looking at the rising sun on the fifth day, Xiao Mu squatted on the threshold with chicken rice in his arms, one person and one chicken with tears in his eyes.
"It's finally out!"
Xiao Mu spoke with a crying tone.
"Damn, it's finally come out!"
An honest child is forced to swear, and the torture that Xiao Mu has suffered in the past few days can be imagined.
Chicken rice was not, big tears slipped from its eyes, and it lay weakly in the arms of the little wood, and it took a long time to finally scream.
"Goo, boil it out, boil it out!"
After being "taught" by the little fat man for a few days, Chicken Rice kept in mind the teachings of the little fat man, and always showed that he was a chicken and not a bird, so he must add a "cluck" before each speech to indicate his identity.
Poor chicken rice itself is a demon beast, although it is a double-colored chicken, but the cry is as crisp and pleasant as a yellow warbler, but it was forced by the little fat man to only learn the ugly chicken crow, the call is not authentic enough, and it will be beaten. Half of the hair on its body was bald, and most of it was beaten by Li Chuyi.
The little fat man has won the true legend of the Taoist, and he is very handy with a thunder charm, and the chicken rice has a deep understanding of this.
Touching the chicken rice, one person and one chicken sighed.
"Come out!"
"Goo!"
"Come out, woo woo woo!"
"Goo, goo!"
The door behind him creaked open, and the refreshed little fat man stepped out.
Today I want to make a lot of money, and the little fat man specially changed into new clothes. The brand-new Taoist robe is really a bit dusty when worn on his body, but it is a pity that his bulging belly destroys this only trace of immortality, and instead makes him more like a little Taoist boy who eats and drinks.
Looking at the appearance of one person and one chicken at the door, the little fat man suddenly frowned.
"Why do you two look like this? Why do you go out with me so coldly? Hurry up and pick up, we're going to be out soon!"
How dare you not have a little wood and chicken rice? Without saying a word, he got up and left, almost not hitting Liu Mingxiu, who was following him.
"What kind of system is it to be flustered!"
The little fat man said dissatisfiedly, and pointed to the chicken rice after speaking.
"And you! How many times have I told you that it's 'clucking' and not 'gooing', are you pig-brained? If you make a mistake, I'll drink your stew!"
Chicken Rice trembled with fright, struggled to pounce into Liu Mingxiu's arms, and lay there looking at Li Chuyi pitifully.
"Goo... Gurgle... Gurgle... Click..."
After calling for a long time, I still didn't call it right, and the chicken and rice were stupid. Fortunately, Liu Mingxiu saw that it was pitiful and persuaded the little fat man a few words, and the little fat man let it go.
Looking at the great benefactor who hugged him, the chicken rice was moved to tears.
"Giggles, my sister is the most beautiful!"
Liu Mingxiu suddenly shook his head and gently stroked its feathers.
"Bah, this uncooked pervert!"
The little fat man had a dark face, wondering when to put the name of the chicken rice into practice.