Chapter 788: Xiao Erhei's Tricks
"Tell me honestly, did you say it!" On the way to Baicao Peak, Li Chuyi asked with a little scourge in his arms.
"It's not me, it's not me!" Scourge shook his head desperately, but his voice felt a little weak no matter how he heard it.
The little fat man couldn't hear it, his eyes glared at him and he said viciously: "Do you dare not admit it? Believe it or not, I'll give you an ice bath!"
With a shrunk neck, Little Scourge said weakly: "Okay, in fact, I did say a little bit, just a little bit, and I didn't say anything else!"
"Is that a little more?" the little fat man looked at it faintly, and a cold misty water mass quietly condensed in his hand.
Little Scourge leaned back in disgust, and whispered: "It's really not much, it's just that you and Li Sinian said the things when they were drinking, I promise it's really just a simple thing, really, I don't lie to you!"
"How easy is it?" the water mass leaned forward.
"I said a little about you and your senior sister, and I didn't say anything else, like Sister Youxiao, Xiaoyu, and Li Sinian's bloody past, I didn't mention a word. You also know how powerful your Uncle Ye is, he asked me fiercely if I don't say something, so ......"
"your Taoist priest, you still call it a simple 'point'?!"
Li Chuyi almost died of anger, and he was very suspicious of whether the little scourge was a divine beast, how could he be like an idiot, and his elbow knew to turn out all day long. It's not for sale, it's just to pit himself, and the little fat man feels aggrieved when he thinks about it.
The little scourge didn't dare to speak, and honestly lay on his stomach and didn't dare to move. It also felt that it was a little inappropriate to do this, but the person who asked was Ye Zhichen, could it not say it?
What's more, Ye Zhichen also gave it a Heart Burning Fruit as a reward, how could it not agree?
No, the big white pig can't know about the Burning Heart Fruit, or he won't know how to toss himself if he goes crazy.
The little scourge has a kinship.
The water mass in his hand was buckled on the head of the little scourge, although it was evaporated before it could touch the skin, but the little scourge still slapped his head in disgust and wanted to slap off the dirty things that did not exist on his head, and looked at Li Chuyi with angry eyes.
Ignoring the anger in the puppy's eyes, Li Chu said coldly without looking at it: "Hmph, spare you this time, dare to sell me next time, be careful that the master finds an ice hole to lock you in for more than ten or twenty years, so that you can calm down!"
If you want to be angry, you can take care of yourself first, and if you make trouble, you may not be able to beat this fat man, so in desperation, the little scourge can only admit it.
Looking at Li Chuyi, who was speechless, it thought for a while and asked, "Big white pig, what do you think about what the old monkey asked you about Li Sinian?"
"What's the matter?"
"It's the female monkey named Xiaoyu!Ah, no, it's a little girl. ”
Seeing that Li Chuyi's eyes were not good, Xiao Gang hurriedly changed his words.
"Do you like that little rain too?"
"You little puppy who hasn't grown any hair, what do you care about?" Li Chuyi couldn't cry or laugh, and even the dog began to gossip, there is still a royal law!
"I'm just curious to ask!" said Little Scourge with his head tilted, "My father once told me that the human race is the most sinister and complex of all souls, let me observe and understand it more so that I don't suffer in the future!"
"Damn, what kind of dad are you, what a mess! Why are we so sinister?" the little fat man immediately stopped listening.
Little Scourge didn't speak, just stared at him quietly with clear black eyes, Li Chu was suddenly defeated when he saw it, and his face shook and muttered: "Okay, it's indeed a bit sinister, but that can't be generalized! Think about it, if people are really as sinister as your father said, can you still be here and talk to me? And your father, if it weren't for the Sanyuan Dao people, would it have survived until now?"
Feeling that what Li Chuyi said made sense, Xiao Scourge nodded, and asked curiously: "Then tell me whether you like that Xiaoyu or not?" and Sister Youxiao, do you like her?"
Li Chuyi was embarrassed to death, and this question has always been something he has tried to avoid. Last night, I chatted with Li Sinian with the strength of wine, but at the last moment, he diverted the topic with a fight, and today he was found out by the little scourge.
It's not that he doesn't want to say it, it's that he doesn't know either. For Xiaoyu, he has always been a sister, and she is the kind of evil sister with a very bad temper. Don't say you like it before, it's too late for him to hide, but when he came back this time, he found that the girl might have really grown up, and her personality was much more well-behaved than before, thinking about her eyes looking at her, Li Chuyi felt really quite approachable, but that's all right, and liking in that sense is fundamentally different things.
As for Hao Youxiao, this ......
With Yu Yao in mind before, Li Chuyi never thought about it, or deliberately didn't think about it. Although he has broken his mind now, how can he have this mind for a while when he has just fallen out of love, he may consider this problem in the future, but it is definitely not now.
Especially with Xiao Erhei, a puppy cub, a little milk dog who hasn't grown all the hair, discuss a yarn with it!
Seeing that Li Chuyi didn't speak, and the little scourge didn't force him, he said to himself: "Just say that your human race is complicated and you still don't admit it, you can't figure out such a simple thing, I'm really ashamed of you!"
Li Chuyi was surprised: "Simple, how simple is it, you tell me about it!"
"Isn't this simple? Sister Youxiao likes you, that Xiaoyu may like you too, why don't you just snatch them together!"
Burst~~!
"Grass!"
Regardless of whether Little Scourge could understand it or not, Li Chuyi threw a big middle finger on its face.
The ancients didn't deceive me, and the dog's mouth just couldn't spit out ivory. I thought that the little milk dog had some high opinions, and it was such a brainless bad idea after making trouble for a long time.
"How can it be so simple? Marriage is about feelings and hearts? This is a matter of two people, what is needed is to be happy with each other, it's not that you like a magic weapon and buy it back, people are people, not things! And you don't mess with words, okay, then marry is not called robbery, how can you be like a bandit!"
"Almost, it's the same anyway!" Little Scourge waved his paw nonchalantly, "I don't understand what you said about mutual affection, but I guess you like her and she likes you, right?
, I can't talk about it this day, it's all messy, and the offspring have come out.
Li Chu's eyes were about to turn to the back of his head, he understood that no matter how high the wisdom of Little Scourge was not a human being, its soul instinct and inherited knowledge were all based on breeding offspring as its first responsibility, as long as it could make the race people prosperous and emotional, it didn't matter to it.
But people are different, and as Little Scourge said, people's feelings are very complicated. Reproduction is important, but the premise of all this is feelings, and feelings are the most important.
From this point of view, Elder Bai's words are really true—those who are not of our race must have different hearts, this is the difference between races and races, and the way of thinking about problems is completely from two angles.
I wanted to end the topic, but the little scourge said that he was addicted, and when he saw that the little fat man didn't say anything, he thought that he felt that he was "reasonable", and he was happy in his heart, and he stood up and stretched out his little paws and patted Li Chuyi's shoulder.
"Big white pig, you are right to listen to me, these are all taught to me by my father, can its old man's words be wrong?"
Fuck him Taoist, the puppy cub is still energetic!
Pouting, Li Chuyi's heart moved, and he asked curiously: "Then tell me, how many wives does your father Lao Gang have? Except for your mother Nine-Tailed Sky Fox, is there anyone else?"
"Of course there is!"
Little Scourge nodded as a matter of course, his little face full of admiration and excitement.
"My father's strength you know, as one of the most powerful existences in the Thirty-six Heavens, of course its spouses will not be less! Among them, my mother's Taoism is the highest, I heard my father say that it was passing by the ancestral land of the fox clan when it inadvertently fell in love with my mother, and at that time, there were also two big demons of the wolf clan and the nine-colored peacock clan, my father tore their flesh alive after a big battle with them, thus winning my mother's heart. And the two princesses of the Sky Wolf Clan and the Nine Colored Peacock Clan also admired my father's strength because of this, and they came to the door and said that they were willing to become my father's spouse, do you think my father is very powerful?"
"Cow!" Li Chu gave a thumbs up expressionlessly, his heart and mind were really different, what was going on!
Thinking of the nine-colored peacock clan that Little Scourge said, he was stunned and asked suspiciously, "Little Scourge, your father is a dog, right?"
"Phew, your father is a dog! My father is a scourge, a divine beast!"
"Ah, no, I didn't mean that. I mean, your dad is... Be... It's a mythical beast that looks like a canine, and I can understand that it's looking for a mate of the fox clan and the wolf clan, but this nine-colored peacock... Your father's hobbies are too extensive, isn't it?
Li Chuyi's meat talk can be heard from the little scourge, but the meaning is understood.
Looking at Li Chuyi, it said as a matter of course: "What's so strange about this? As long as it is a powerful existence, the combination of different races before is conducive to the growth of future generations, and at the same time, it is compatible with the bloodline characteristics of the two powerful races, and the potential of the new descendants is naturally greater." At the beginning, the Fengyu Hundred Birds and Hundred Beasts were an example, otherwise how could the Demon Race be so powerful, and their innate physimany and longevity were much stronger than your Terrans!"
"Is it true that the phoenix breeds a hundred birds and a hundred beasts?" Li Chu was surprised.
"Of course it's true, you Terrans also have records, don't you know?" Little Scourge looked at him in confusion.
Li Chuyi was silent.
Of course he knew about it, but he had never taken it seriously as a legend. At this time, listening to the words of Little Scourge Fight, a quasi-divine beast with a disaster fighting inheritance, he knew that the legend was actually true.
"What about the man? Is the man also the result of the unicorn?"
The little fat man's curiosity was completely aroused.