Chapter Ninety-Nine: The Monkey Wine Is Ready
"Line up! one by one, everybody!
There are no queues!" Zhang Wolf shouted loudly from the high platform.
Seeing that Zhang Wolf really didn't give everyone wine if he didn't line up, these old men finally gave in and lined up obediently.
Zhang Wolf gave each of them half a bowl of wine.
"Pour more!When did your wolf cub become so picky?" the old man of the Yang family shouted dissatisfied.
"That's it, the wolf cubs are getting stingier and stingier now!"
"Tell me about you, director, what do you want to be stingy?"
The words of the old man of the Yang family resonated with everyone, and everyone protested.
Seeing that he was about to provoke the anger of the public, Zhang Wolf hurriedly shouted: "Ladies old men, this monkey wine is no better than those collected in the wild!"
This is made by ourselves with high-grade puree wine, and there are many precious medicinal materials added to it, and you can't drink too much at a time, at most two taels, and if you have more, there will be problems!"
"Really, you can't fool us!"
"That's it, I think your wolf cub is stingy, and you are reluctant to give us more drink!"
The old man of the Yang family and the old man of the Dong family continued to instigate everyone's emotions.
There is only one purpose, and that is to drink more.
"Old man Yang, why don't you come up and try it? As long as you drink one or two more wines, your nose will spurt blood!" Zhang Wolf knew that if this group of old urchins didn't completely convince them, something might go wrong in the future.
When the wine is brewed, it will be distributed to the villagers.
It is impossible for the village to give out only two taels of wine at a time, at least once they have to give them a month's allowance.
If you don't let them know that they know it this time, this group of old children, old naughty boys, really dare to think of looking for Zhang Wolf to grind after drinking, and drink half a catty and eight taels at a time!
That's going to die!
"Just try!"
The old man of the Yang family walked to the stage with his head held high.
"Let's talk about it! Can you rely on me for a while with blood spraying from your nose?" Zhang Wolf reminded again.
"If it's all right, what do you say?"
"If you're okay, this barrel is yours!
The old men here have a barrel of monkey wine for each person!"
"Okay! This is what you said, everyone heard it!" The old man of the Yang family was afraid that Zhang Wolf would not admit it, so he repeated it loudly.
"Don't worry, when will I talk to Zhang Wolf?" Zhang Wolf smiled and took a small half bowl of wine for the old man of the Yang family, almost less than two or two.
The old man of the Yang family said very righteously, and when it came to the end, he hesitated, and asked with a bowl: "There won't be a danger to life, right?"
"No, at most, it's just hot and nosebleeds!"
"Old man Yang, are you scared, I'm afraid to come down quickly and change mine!" the old man of the Dong family shouted below.
"Who said I was scared? I was never afraid of the little devil's bayonet back then!" Provoked by the old man of the Dong family, the old man of the Yang family poured wine into his stomach with his face up.
"I'm done, isn't it okay?
I knew that your wolf cub was a liar!Be stingy, you can't drink too much to fool people!" After drinking, the old man of the Yang family felt okay and began to shout.
"Don't worry! you need to give it some time......" Zhang Wolf laughed.
Without waiting for Zhang Wolf to finish speaking, the old man of the Yang family couldn't stand it.
"It's hot, it's hot!" shouted the old man of the Yang family as he began to undress.
Two lines of blood also came out of his nose.
"Water! Give me some water! I'm dying of thirst!" The old man of the Yang family not only spurted blood from his nose, but also began to sweat all over his body.
The old men who were still talking in the audience stopped squeaking!
looked at the shirtless old man of the Yang family who was still shouting hot.
"Wolf cub, think of a way, don't have any accidents!" Zhang Wolf's grandfather shouted anxiously.
"Grandpa is fine! Nosebleed, it will be fine in a while!" Zhang Wolf smiled and comforted.
Zhang Wolf will not make a move if he has a way, let you make a fuss, and you deserve to suffer.
Suffer a little sin, and you will be honest in the future.
Besides, the old man of the Yang family is not guilty, how can others know that this wine can't be drunk more.
"Wolf cub, you better think of a way! You see that Lao Yang has shed so much blood, don't have any accidents!" Zhang Wolf's grandfather also began to worry.
After talking for a while, the old man of the Yang family shed almost half a bowl of blood.
I couldn't stop it at all, pinched my nose, and blood gushed out of my mouth.
And the old man of the Yang family only took off his big pants.
"It's okay, it's still a good thing for Mr. Yang to bleed a little nosebleed! Although this is a little painful, it can be regarded as a detoxification process, and all the blood is wasted!
It's only good for the body, no harm!
If I drank a little more, I wouldn't have said it!!, it could really be life-threatening!" Zhang Wolf explained to his grandfather with a smile.
"Alas, this time Lao Yang is embarrassed!"
"Yes, I guess Lao Yang won't dare to go out for a while!"
The old man of the Yang family stood on the stage and was jumping hotly, and he wanted to cry without tears in his heart.
I knew that why did I have to teach this with the wolf cubs!
Heat is the heat inside the body, and taking off clothes does not work at all.
In fact, without taking off your clothes, you can also reduce the heat by running.
But Zhang Wolf deliberately tossed the old man of the Yang family, in order to kill chickens and make an example of monkeys, so he didn't mention it.
Let the old man of the Yang family run naked on the stage.
After tossing like this for more than two hours, the medicinal strength in the wine passed.
"Wolf cub, you wait for me!" The old man of the Yang family left a sentence and ran away with his clothes.
That speed is not worse than that of young people.
"Good guy, it seems that what the wolf cub said is indeed right, you look at Lao Yang's speed! It's time to catch up with the young man!" The old man of the Dong family didn't think it was a big deal to see the excitement, and teased on the side.
"It's true, I remember that Lao Yang was injured when he was young, and his legs and feet have not been very neat! Why can't you see it at all?"
"Why don't you try it too?" I remember you don't have old cold legs?" said the old man of the Dong family.
"If you want to try it yourself, try it yourself! My old cold leg has already been cured by the wolf cub's daughter-in-law!"
"Okay, everyone, after tasting, our monkey wine has been successfully brewed!
However, everyone has also seen that you can't drink more, the old man of the Yang family is still in good health, and if he catches up with that physique, it won't be a nosebleed!
So let's ration, each person over the age of eighteen will be given six catties of monkey wine every month!"
"Is that under the age of eighteen?" asked a villager in the audience who was watching the excitement.
"Under the age of eighteen or underage, what kind of alcohol do little fart kids drink?" Zhang Wolf scolded with a smile.
"Master Wolf, although I am not yet eighteen years old, but I have children, how can I get wine?" someone else shouted.
"It's easy to do, if you are unmarried and pregnant, you will be fined 1,000, and you will pay the fine to the village tomorrow!"
The people who shouted in the audience just now stopped squeaking and ran away.
Zhang Wolf continued to announce: "Tomorrow, everyone will bring their own things to the big locust tree to get the wine!"