Chapter 026 You have kidney deficiency and you have to pee your pants

"Damn, fortunately, Lao Tzu practiced when he threw bricks at the construction site. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info" said very lovingly, picked up the leather shoes on the ground and looked at them.

"This is what Lao Tzu spent five months of savings to buy, and the quality is really good, and it is not broken. As he spoke, he put it on.

"Protect Mr. Yun!" Manager Long reacted from his stunned gaze, and rushed towards Yun Yumo first, with a big hand, he was ready to take the opportunity to take the fairy-like president girl into his magnificent arms and appease him.

This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

"Get out of here, this is Lao Tzu's position. Yun Yu Mo reacted, and he felt that he had been embraced.

Then, Long Yan, who had just approached him, had already been kicked out.

The culprit is Lin Yu again, and the obscene thing is that this guy is not good at kicking, and he kicked the key points of others.

"Ahh

"It's so fragrant, a natural jasmine body scent. Lin Yu was very greedy and sniffed at Yun Yumo's chest.

Yun Yumo was hugged by the man for the first time, and his body suddenly stiffened, and a strange feeling rose up for no reason, and his beautiful face suddenly turned red.

"Boy, what do you want to do, let go of Mr. Yun. Long Yan struggled to get up, his angry eyes were bloodshot, this was originally a good opportunity for him to get close to the beauty, but he didn't expect to be the first to be taken by this deflated three.

What's even worse is that this bastard has already kicked himself for the second time, and both times he kicked the same part......

The old face is a big loss.

"Come on, hurry up and arrest this killer accomplice named Long Yan!" Lin Yu hugged Yun Yumo and pointed at Long Yan with his right hand and shouted.

"What, how did Lao Tzu become an accomplice?"

Lin Yu: "Your security team has a killer, what is your security manager not an accomplice?"

"Let go of me. In his ears, Yun Yumo's soft voice came.

Lin Yu subconsciously let go of Yun Yumo and looked sideways, but saw that this girl's red was like a peach, but it was even more tempting.

"Yumo, are you okay?" At this moment, the woman in the black tights arrived in a hurry.

"I'm fine. Yun Yumo shook his head, his face was straight, and he looked at the killer lying on the ground.

"Manager Long, you have to give me an explanation for this matter. Yun Yumo's face was very ugly.

On his own turf, he was assassinated.

What's even worse is that this killer is still wearing the uniform of Yunhai Security Company.

"Mr. Yun, don't worry, I will give you a satisfactory answer. At this moment, Long Yan has the heart to die, this security guard is still a "master" who he specially dug from the outside three days ago. Unexpectedly, it turned out to be a killer.

"Drag this bastard away!"

"Slow" Lin Yu smiled slightly, walked to the sleeping killer and squatted down, tore the killer's shirt a few times, and suddenly, a bewitching blue rose tattoo appeared in front of him.

"Blue Rose again?"

"Blue Rose Killer Group?" Long Yan's face suddenly fell.

"It's them again!" Yun Yumo's face was very calm.

"No, boy, how do you know about Blue Rose, say, who are you?" Long Yan's eyes were horizontal, staring at Lin Yu deadly.

"What, do you doubt me?" Lin Yu couldn't laugh or cry, "It's really a quick-eyed dog, and he can bite twice if he catches anything." ”

"Hmph, I'm responsible for the security of Mr. Yun. Long Yan sneered: "Say, how did you know about the Blue Rose Killer Group." ”

"It's your business!" Lin Yu's answer was very succinct.

"Mr. Yun," Long Yan said in a deep voice, "I seriously suspect that there is something wrong with this kid's origin, maybe he is a member of the Blue Rose Killer Group." ”

"It seems that you are not only losing your kidneys, but also your brains. Lin Yu pursed his lips.

"What, boy, you say I have a brain and a kidney?" Long Yan's gaze was first like a murderous one.

"Of course, you have a problem with your brain, everyone can see this, if I am a killer, how can I save Mr. Yun just now?" Lin Yu smiled and said: "As for kidney loss, your big manager Long is extravagant on weekdays, and it is normal for the midnight cowherd to do too much, and it is normal to lose a little." ”

Yun Yu silently heard this, and a disgusted expression appeared on his face.

Midnight Cowherd ......

"Boy, you are talking nonsense, believe it or not, I will unload you now. Long Yan was furious, this guy actually buried himself like this in front of his goddess, although he said that he was looking for a woman in private, but the Midnight Cowherd had never done it.

"Unload me, hehe, I think you better hurry up and go to the toilet. ”

"I've heard that kidney deficiency will not be able to hold back urine, and it will not look good when wetting pants, after all, you are a manager, if you pee on the spot, it will not be good. ”

When Lin Yu spoke, his hands danced, and without everyone's attention, his fingers poked at Long Yan's lower abdomen like lightning.

"I pee my pants?" Long Yan's eyes widened, this was simply unbearable.

As soon as the big hand is raised, a slap is about to be thrown over.

suddenly

Whoa, whoa, whoa

The sound of water was heard.

"This, it's really pee......"

"It stinks, it stinks, it stinks. ”

"Isn't it? Manager Long pees his pants?"

Even Yun Yumo, who was calm and relaxed, looked at Long Yan with wide eyes.

What kind of person is this, in his thirties, he still can't hold back a soak of urine.

"Ah, boy, you wait for me......" With a shy roar, Long Yan disappeared like an arrow off the string, leaving only a pool of yellowed water.

Yun Yu froze and glared at Lin Yu fiercely.

All the expressions of the people were very rich, and Manager Long was so open-eyed that he was so open-minded, and at the same time, everyone's eyes were on Lin Yu.

Of course, no one thought that this would be done by Lin Yu.

They just think that Lin Yu is incredible, just look at it and know that others have kidney deficiency, and when they say a word, others will enurese in public, isn't this a magic stick?

Yun Yumo was the president in the end, and he quickly calmed down, forced the smile in his heart, and pretended to say:

"Okay, that's the end of today's matter, this killer is under control and handed over to the police. About Manager Long's affairs, no one is allowed to leak it to the outside world, well, that's it, it's all gone. ”

After Yun Yu finished speaking, he said to Yun Yao: "Director Yun, there is still this ......"

"My name is Lin Yu, and Mr. Yun can call me Xiao Yu or Brother Yu Yun. Lin Yu said with a smile.

"Well, Lin Yu and Yun Yao, you two come with me. Yun Yu nodded silently, directly ignoring Brother Yun's nonsense, stepping on the hatred of the sky, and leaving with a graceful posture.