In the early years, the DPL league was a national qualifier that started at the same time, and tens of thousands of registered players waited in the same server channel, waiting for the referee to call their names and enter the room.

On the one hand, because the DOTA2 International Invitational Tournament has hundreds of millions of prize money at every turn, many domestic competitions, including DPL, are somewhat overshadowed, and on the other hand, because the qualifiers are divided into eight divisions, although there are many people who sign up in this division where Gu Xiaoqi and Zhou Beibei are located, there are only one or two thousand people, and there is no way to compare with the previous national feast.

But for a little girl like Zhou Beibei, it's actually enough. Although Zhou Beibei has watched many games, the most lively one he has experienced is only the knockout match against the business school on behalf of CT.

And Xiaomi arrived the day before, and specially came to cheer for Zhou Beibei and Gu Xiaoqi, which made Zhou Beibei excited for a while. However, because of Xiaomi, Zhou Beibei, who was originally a little restrained, began to play hooligan again.

When he went to bed at night, Zhou Beibei took Xiaomi's little hand and said, Xiaomi, I ask you a question. Then without waiting for Xiao to sayno, Zhou Beibei said: "One day, three people, one is a pervert, one is a money addict and one is a homosexual, and they all want to go to heaven. God said to them, "You must pass through heaven and get rid of your bad habits before you can enter heaven, or you will go to hell." Then the three of them set off to heaven, and as they walked, they saw a group of beautiful women on the side of the road, and the pervert who was walking in front couldn't help but rush over to make a move, but they fell into hell at once. The other two people continued to walk forward, and saw a wallet on the ground, and a thick wad of bills could be faintly seen, and the money fan bent down to pick it up, and at the moment when he was about to touch the wallet, he remembered the tragic situation of the pervert after falling into hell just now, so he held back his greed, straightened up, and walked the rest of the way alone and ascended to heaven. ”

Xiaomi knocked out the little paws that Zhou Beibei had sneaked over, and then said, "You want to ask me why only the money fans went to heaven alone, where did that gay go?" Please, you said this question in the dorm last time, can you get something new......"

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Ah, I've said that, then I'll change it. said that one day Gu Xiaoqi passed by a massage parlor......"

Xiaomi: "What does it have to do with Gu Xiaoqi?"

Zhou Beibei: "I just think Gu Xiaoqi is obscene enough and suitable for this story, don't interrupt ......"

Xiaomi: "......"

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"It's a small jumping frog that crosses the blue Atlantic ......"

The next morning, Zhou Beibei was sleeping soundly, and was suddenly woken up by a ringtone on his mobile phone. Zhou Beibei thought at first that it was Gu Xiaoqi's hooligan who called him to get up and pee, so he didn't want to pay attention to it, but after turning over, Zhou Beibei remembered that Gu Xiaoqi's animal seemed to be outside, and with Gu Xiaoqi's obscenity, he was more likely to knock on the door directly, and he could save a little phone bill.

"Hey, which one?" Zhou Beibei, who was disturbed to sleep, answered the phone, which was easily reminiscent of menopausal women.

"Hello, I'm from the insurance company, do you drive?"

"......" After Zhou Beibei was speechless, he said: "I don't drive, the driver drives." ”

There are a lot of cars these years, and there are really not many drivers who have drivers, and the salesman was stunned for a moment before asking: "Is your car insured?"

Zhou Beibei said: "There should be, I haven't asked the driver, I'll ask when I go back." ”

Salesman: "How much is your car worth?"

Zhou Beibei thought for a while and said, "I didn't ask the driver how much it was, it is estimated that there are tens of millions." ”

"Sister, what kind of car are you?" the salesman asked with a trill, thinking that he could take a big order. But after Zhou Beibei finished saying the word "subway", the salesman was stunned and hung up the phone with a bang.

"Let you disturb the old lady's sleep......" After teasing the salesman, Zhou Beibei felt that he drank a little too much water last night, and there were indeed some physiological problems that needed to be solved, so he opened the door and went to find the bathroom.

"Morning!" When passing by the sofa, the sleepy-eyed Zhou Beibei also patted Gu Xiaoqi's head and said hello.

The two little girls whispered all night last night, and the DPL qualifiers didn't start until ten o'clock, so when Zhou Beibei returned to the room, he felt quite sleepy, so he said to the half-asleep Xiaomi to sleep for a while.

And Xiaomi was also sitting yesterday

After a day's train and a few bus transfers from my hometown to here, I was indeed a little sleepy, so I said, sleep, sleep. So Zhou Beibei happily slept with millet in his arms again.

Zhou Beibei's sleeping posture with millet in his arms is more lewd, how lewd, promiscuous, if it weren't for millet to let her paws be honest, Zhou Beibei's paws would probably be placed in the most cherished place of millet. But even so, Zhou Beibei still likes to sleep with his legs on Xiaomi's body.

If it was usually nothing, at most it would be teased by a few women in the bedroom, but this is not a girls' dormitory, and Zhou Beibei, who was a little confused, didn't remember to close the door of the room, and the sofa where Gu Xiaoqi was lying was facing Zhou Beibei's room......

It was nothing to the room, because Gu Xiaoqi had slept quite deeply, but the bad thing was the slap on Gu Xiaoqi's head and the sentence "morning" when Zhou Beibei passed by the sofa.

Looking at the two beauties lying alive in front of him, especially Zhou Beibei's white and slender legs wrapped around Xiaomi's body, Gu Xiaoqi felt that all the hot blood in his body was rushing to his head, and his brain suddenly became blank.

Zhou Beibei and Xiaomi are both rare beauties, such a scene is too tempting, just such a stunned kung fu, Gu Xiaoqi's saliva almost flowed out, and he even had the urge to commit a crime.

Gu Xiaoqi originally wanted to rush to the balcony to calm his rapid secretion of hormones, but he suddenly saw that Zhou Beibei and Xiaomi's underwear were drying on the balcony, and he couldn't stand it even more at a glance.

However, although Gu Xiaoqi is usually quite obscene, he is essentially an innocent little virgin. After taking a deep breath, Gu Xiaoqi quickly ran out to buy breakfast, feeling that only the sunlight and air outside could wash his dirty soul.

Gu Xiaoqi originally wanted to finish the beef soup and drink it, but he remembered that there were two girls in the house, Zhou Beibei and Xiaomi. Although the beef soup is quite refreshing to eat in this cold weather, if you bring it back, the vermicelli will have already soaked and you can't eat it. So Gu Xiaoqi went to buy some breakfast that he could take back to eat.

When Gu Xiaoqi returned to the house, Zhou Beibei and Xiaomi had already gotten up and were washing up in the bathroom, so Gu Xiaoqi put the food on the chair in the corner of the living room.

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