"Running for Governor" is more of a satirical sketch than a short story by American literary giant Mark Twain.

The article fictionalized in the first person a story about himself being smeared by his opponents after becoming a candidate for governor of New York, in which the opponent's final killer move of "nine sons recognize their fathers" completely defeated the candidate "Mark Twain", and finally had to withdraw from the race and admit all the trumped-up crimes.

This sketch exposes the hypocrisy of American democracy in a humorous and absurd way, especially the gump-making plot of "Nine Sons Recognize Their Father" has become a classic in the satirical sketch.

In 03, Swarzenegger ran for governor of California, and was slandered by his opponent for having an improper relationship with nine women, and worshipping war criminal Hitler, which magically echoed this short article, and also verified Mark Twain's deep understanding of American democracy from the side.

Therefore, when Liu Jingting put out this short article, some American citizens who knew it were immediately speechless, and other American netizens who were not convinced and wanted to continue the war compared the article with the election campaign that was in full swing, and they also became speechless.

Although the candidates of the two parties did not attack their opponents exactly in the same way as in the article, the fact that they smeared each other is similar to the scenario described in the story, which can be summed up as "poor character, sinister political beliefs, and inability to work for the well-being of citizens (in fact, the voters)."

Liu Jingting's "Running for Governor" article began to spread throughout the United States in the form of online dissemination, and then an expert commenting on the New York election quoted the article when he was doing a program on a television station. He regretfully said that "this is shooting himself in the foot", "I can't see that the joke has become a joke", and finally admitted in frustration: "China's Mr. Liu is not wrong." New York is now about to become a circus, and it is not the true American spirit to destroy each other's achievements, and I hope the two candidates will realize this problem. ”

The video of this show was intercepted by Chinese online games and spread in the domestic online world, and Liu Jingting was even praised as a "national hero" for a time, but the problem also came that Liu Jingting so openly mocked the American election. Will it anger some radical Americans, and is there a problem with Liu Jingting's personal safety?

In fact, as early as when everyone thought of this problem, Liu Jingting and Yang Lilu were already under Yang Guozheng's arrangement. Stayed at the Chinese Embassy in the United States.

If "Running for Governor" was issued by a native American writer, there would be no problem, it would be a self-reflection, but it would be expressed by a foreigner. It will inevitably cause discomfort to some impulsive patriots.

If you are not afraid of 10,000, you are afraid of what happens. Yang Guozheng is absolutely unwilling to gamble with the personal safety of his daughter and son-in-law.

As a result, Yang Lilu's study in the United States had to end early, and on November 20, Yang and Liu secretly returned to China with a Chinese visiting group.

……

Jianghai, Yingri Building.

The editors of "Craftsman's Record", who have already completed their vacation, have already returned to their jobs, and Xu Qing and Kang Lingyue have also returned to Jianghai after their domestic travel.

For Kang Lingyue, there are two major gains from this trip, the first is of course to see the customs and customs of other parts of the country. I saw with my own eyes the attractions and customs that appeared in the books;

The second is to meet a strange donkey friend, and she has posted many messages about that strange person in the work group.

"A woman's greatest happiness and goal in life is to marry a good man. Any other success and making money is false, you may make more money than me, but in this society, your recognized Cheng dù may not be as high as me, you are with me, in the final analysis, you have earned it, but this can't be helped, who makes me happen to be satisfied with you!"

This is the strange message to Kang Lingyue, and there are more than a dozen similar words.

"Why don't you block and delete him, for this kind of scumbag who feels good about himself to the point of being sick, if you don't delete him, he will think that you will never forget him. Su Jin said.

Kang Lingyue replied with a smile and said, "It's time to share the joke with you every day." ”

Xu Qing: "This kind of person is not uncommon in society, deep down I always think that women can't live without men, and as long as women are single, they will be lonely and lonely day and night, and they are angels sent by God to rescue these suffering female compatriots." ”

Chang Youdao: "Although I am a man, I was also deeply shocked by this buddy, how thick-skinned is this to say these words?"

Wang Jianshan: "It's definitely an example!"

Just as the editors in the office were chatting happily, two young men, a man and a woman, dragged their luggage into the Yingri building, and the driver in charge of sending the young couple watched the two enter the house and drove away.

Su Jin, who went to the kitchen to serve snacks for everyone, saw the two of them passing by the living room and said in surprise: "Boss, Lulu, are you back?"

The two smiled and nodded at her.

Su Jin hurriedly put down the snack plate and ran to the office to inform everyone, and after a while, everyone appeared in the living room.

"We came back early!"

Liu Jingting greeted everyone with a smile, except for Xu Qing, everyone looked relieved.

"They're all worried about you both, just come back. Xu Qing said, "By the way, Jingting, I'll tell you something later, well, but now you go and put your luggage first." ”

Liu Jingting continued: "I have to reverse jet lag." ”

……

Yang Liu and the others put away their luggage, and after a simple wash, they returned to the living room, Liu Jingting was about to ask Xu Qing what to tell him, but was interrupted by Chang Youdao halfway.

"Lao Liu, now the Vientiane Bagua Building is talking about Zhang Pingyuan and you, everyone is talking about it......" Chang Youdao hesitated for a moment and continued: "Say that you, a senior, are not close to people. ”

"Oh?" Liu Jingting looked at Chang Youdao curiously, motioning for him to continue.

"You already know about the Zhang Pingyuan Debate Tournament before, right?"

Liu Jingting shook his head and said, "I haven't been online for more than a month. ”

Everyone: "Huh?!"

Yang Lilu raised her hand and said: "I can testify that he has not been on the Internet since October." ”

"So 'Running for Governor' isn't a by-the-go response to attacks on you on the Internet?"

Liu Jingting spread his hands and shook his head.

Everyone is incredible, it's hard to imagine that there are really people in this world who can insist on not going online for a month.

"There is a sentence in "Running for Governor" that 'thought-provoking silence', describing the sentence that poured dirty water on Mark Twain, and everyone thought it was your attack on you on the domestic Internet with two birds with one stone, so ......"

Liu Jingting nodded and said, "That's a coincidence, what's going on, tell me about it." ”

So Chang Youdao recounted the discussion, the debate tournament and Zhang Pingyuan's affairs, and after Liu Jingting listened, he frowned and asked: "Has the school punished Zhang Pingyuan?" ”

Kang Lingyue continued: "No, my dad said he did it right." ”

Liu Jingting snorted and praised: "He is worthy of being our principal." The subtext of this sentence is "the style of protecting the short is still the same".

"And even though everyone has been laughing at him for being amorous alone, and the senior doesn't appreciate it at all, he is still defending you. ”

"It's a junior and a hardcore, so ......"

"I see. ”

Liu Jingting nodded with a smile, then took out his mobile phone, first logged in to the Bagua Building with his real name, and after roughly browsing the relevant posts, he pulled to the bottom and began to post with his real name:

"Senior Brother Zhang Pingyuan, don't worry, senior, I will give you this bad breath!"

According to the rules of the Bagua Building,Each IP can only register one ID,And you need to fill in the accurate real name and ID number when registering,As for this ID, it can be a netizen or a real name,Only students in Vientiane School Park can have two accounts at the same time,But the account registered with a student ID card must be a real name,This real-name account can be retained for life,Unless you take the initiative to cancel it。

The account posted by Liu Jingting is a real-name account registered with a student ID, and after the post is sent, the words "XX level student" will be noted under the nameplate of the ID, so it is impossible to fake it.

After Liu Jingting's post was issued, the Bagua Building suddenly set off an uproar, and countless admiring juniors and sisters rushed over to "touch Liu Jingting's senior at close range".

As the most famous, the most brilliant deeds, and the legendary senior with the highest achievements in Vientiane School Park, Liu Jingting has extraordinary significance in the minds of the younger students of Vientiane School Park.

Because since they entered Vientiane, they have been genuine "alumni of Liu Jingting".

Ten minutes after Liu Jingting's post was issued, it was pinned and highlighted by the "Eight Princes", and at the same moment, all Vientiane students who have a Bagua Lou account and are not completely offline will receive a "tick" prompt.

The eighth prince broke the news again!

In fact, even the students in Vientiane who did not log in to the Bagua Building had already seen Liu Jingting's post at this time, because after Liu Jingting posted in the Bagua Building, he immediately posted a post with the same content on the microblog.

#学弟别急#四个字也很快登上了网络热门话题, netizens watched the show and praised Liu Jingting, and began to exert their creativity and write new jokes.

"I just saw a pair of juniors arguing by the pool, and I heard the juniors yelling 'You must say this kind of thing to deliberately anger me, make me anxious', I couldn't help yelling at the time, 'Don't worry, senior, I'll be angry for you', and then kicked the junior into the pool, and protected the junior in time, I'm really a good senior!"

……

"Junior brother, don't be in a hurry" became popular because of this.

Zhang Pingyuan, who has been suppressed for so long, can finally surface and take a bright breath, think about it again and again, and post in response: "I will look forward to the senior's new book like other readers, and I always believe that only the day the senior announces the closure of the pen, martial arts novels can truly reach the peak!"

Once the "national junior" appeared, it also attracted a lot of attention, but the content of his post once again brought the focus of the incident back to the original point:

Is martial arts fiction really on its way to decline?

Can Senior Liu Jingting take such a bad breath for Senior Brother Zhang Pingyuan?

Others are looking forward to it. (To be continued......)