Chapter 98 The cicada on the green avenue
"Ah...... Yes...... You let go...... The dumplings are going to fall. Jiang Ming shook his shoulders and shook Gu Xiaoqi away, stuffed the remaining dumplings into his mouth, and chewed them clean before saying: "Teasing you, you are brave and brave, the counselor personally helped you say hello, and Lao Li Tou counted you as a full score in the classroom test." β
"Damn, there is still this operation ......" Gu Xiaoqi thought happily, should he let Xiaomi cooperate with him when he went back to the final exam, but he thought that Xiaomi was a little too innocent, or find Zhou Beibei suitable, with Zhou Beibei's temperament, he must hit it off with himself. At that time, it is not trivial to play a victim, and maybe both of them will be exempted from the final exam.
Thinking of this, Gu Xiaoqi couldn't help but laugh obscenely, and then asked, by the way, you said that Yao Xuekong and Yi Cheng were caught cheating, you haven't seen you in class, why haven't you been caught.
"I didn't expect these two second-class goods to be so stupid!" Jiang Ming looked at Gu Xiaoqi and smiled very obscenely.
Without waiting for Gu Xiaoqi to ask what this meant, Jiang Ming continued, I told them this morning to make a little transparent cheat sheet, and stick it on the Coke bottle during the exam, which the average invigilator can't find.
"My time, this trick is so insidious, I'll do it next time. Gu Xiaoqi nodded and laughed obscenely, and then asked a little puzzled, how did the invigilator find out.
Jiang Ming took two sips of the drink, and then said in a tone of hatred: "Labor and management didn't expect these two two goods to bring a bottle of 2.5 liters of Coke, why do you see who has nothing to do with the exam and bring 2.5 liters of Coke to the exam, if it weren't for the labor and management to act fast enough, they drank the Coke before they were found out and threw it down from the window, and it is estimated that they would have to stay at the counselor's place now......"
"Fatty, what do you say bad things about us?" When he said this, the people in the dormitory were kicked out again, Yi Cheng and Yao Xuekong came in with bitter faces, and when they saw that Gu Xiaoqi was also there, they asked where you ran away, and I was expecting you to help cheat in the dormitory.
Gu Xiaoqi smiled and told him about today's dinner with NT and Fu, especially the one-meter-long lobsters and two big abalones.
But after saying that, no one in the dormitory believed it. Yao Xuekong patted Gu Xiaoqi on the shoulder and said, You just told me that there was an alien beauty who took a fancy to you today, and I believe that you were just released back after you were caught on their planet and borrowed, don't be so.
In these years, no one believes the truth, no wonder that those experts can still eat nonsense every day. When Gu Xiaoqi thought about it depressedly, he was ready to wash up and go to bed, after all, he was quite tired after a long day. But as soon as he entered the bathroom, a phone call came.
"What are you doing?"
Gu Xiaoqi took the mobile phone in one hand and glanced at it and found that it was Zhou Beibei, so he said very honestly: "Pee......
"What to pee, when not to pee, you have to pee now. Zhou Beibei was drinking apple juice with a straw in his mouth at this time, and when he heard Gu Xiaoqi say this, he suddenly felt that the apple juice that was originally very delicious was a little nauseous. Zhou Beibei's frowning expression at this time is very reminiscent of menopausal women.
"Uh...... The next time I pee, I must call you to report first?" Listening to Zhou Beibei's delicate but a little fang-and-claw, Gu Xiaoqi was also stunned for a while, thinking that he would have to report if he peed now.
"Damn, are you a pervert, who wants you to report this. Zhou Beibei threw the apple juice aside, depressedly stretched his little paw into his pants and pulled the crooked little underwear, and then said: "Didn't Wu Sheng say to send you a web address, I feel that it is likely to be some kind of cheat, you hurry up and take a look." β
Gu Xiaoqi was a clever person when he heard it, and he didn't feel sleepy anymore, so he ran over and turned on the computer with his pants. But after turning on the computer, Gu Xiaoqi was confused again.,I always thought that taking a moonlit was an impostor.,I haven't taken much care of it.,Except for a friend of Haofang, there is no other contact information.,And at this time, moonlit display is not online.γ
But fortunately, although Haofang can't communicate in real time,But you can leave a message,You can still see it when the other party goes onlineγ So Gu Xiaoqi tirelessly said "Are you here?" "Are you here?" "When are you coming?" "I'll wait for you. β
When he did this, Gu Xiaoqi suddenly felt like the cicada on the green path that was begging for mating......
Just when Gu Xiaoqi was staring at the screen a little drowsy, the computer suddenly rang. Gu Xiaoqi suddenly came to his senses, because QQ was set to mute mode, and Didi at this time could only be Haofang had news, and Gu Xiaoqi's friend on this account was only moonlit.
"Damn, you're sick, sending so many messages. "When Wu Sheng clicked on the Haofang message, he was almost scared to death by Gu Xiaoqi's swipe, and he thought there was a virus in the computer.
"Hero, you're finally here, I've been waiting so hard for you. Gu Xiaoqi waited for more than half an hour, and at this time he was about to become a wangfu stone, and when he saw the news sent by Wu Sheng, Gu Xiaoqi was so excited that he almost didn't fall off the stool.
Wu Sheng was also taken aback by Gu Xiaoqi's 180-degree transformation. Thinking that he had mocked himself in various ways before this product, Wu Sheng felt a little proud. "Boy, you know I'm genuine. β
Although he knew that Wu Sheng on the other end of the computer couldn't see it, Gu Xiaoqi still nodded for a while. "Genuine, genuine, not only genuine, but also big, absolutely big. β
"Say, what's the matter with me?" Wu Sheng felt that this thing had finally opened up.
"That, didn't you always say that you wanted to give me a web address?" Gu Xiaoqi was still a little nervous when he sent it over, the protagonists in many novels picked up this cheats or something, and then life was like a hanging, becoming a CEO, marrying Bai Fumei, and walking to the pinnacle of life from then on.
Now Gu Xiaoqi feels that this website is likely to be some kind of similar hidden cheats.