Chapter 21: Dry with a bottle
"Hu Wei, you're too polite, I've lost weight recently. A look of disgust flashed on Zhang Ziyu's delicate face, but her mouth was still very enthusiastic.
"Ziyu, you are too polite to me, too rusty, although I am your father's leader, but we are only fourteen or fifteen years apart, it's no problem for you to call me eldest brother. Hu Wei said happily, "What kind of fat to lose, I like plump girls." ”
Hearing this, Zhao Ping could guarantee with his toes that this Hu Wei was completely aimed at Zhang Ziyu.
Maybe this is also the reason why Teacher Zhang Ziyu doesn't come back often.
So, Zhao Ping helped Teacher Zhang to relieve the siege: "Brother Hu, why don't you give me food, you see that I am not a little thin, I just transferred from the village, and I haven't eaten meat a few times throughout the year." ”
With a pitiful look, he handed the bowl to Hu Wei's front.
Hu Wei was difficult to ride a tiger, but he soon laughed; "Okay, give you food, you eat more, the students from the village are all black and thin, I used to be a student in the village, but I have the ability, go to college, enter the job, along the way, and now become the director of the sub-bureau."
Zhao Ping looked envious: "Brother Hu, I will definitely help you as my role model and learn from you." ”
Hu Wei laughed: "Okay, good, you have to have such ambition." ”
Then eat.
Then Hu Wei said that he wanted to drink a little wine.
Uncle Zhang immediately went over and got a bottle of good wine.
Uncle Zhang personally poured Hu Wei up.
"Brother Zhang, you're polite, it's not in the bureau now, it's in your house. Hu Wei stood up, "I'll help you fill up, fill up." ”
Uncle Zhang said, "Hu Wei, you are always the leader. ”
Hu Wei was angry and said: "Don't always take me as a leader, now, I'm not a leader, I'm your younger brother, I'm younger than you, call you Brother Zhang." ”
Uncle Zhang twitched the corners of his mouth and said, "Hu Wei, I really don't dare to take this seriously." ”
"Sit down, sit down. ”
Hu Wei pressed Uncle Zhang's shoulder.
Hu Wei poured it full for Uncle Zhang.
The two drank several times.
It's all drunk in one go.
Soon, Hu Wei blushed a little, but the more blushing people are, the more they can drink.
Hu Wei touched his round belly and said, "While Ziyu is also there, Brother Zhang, how did you think about that matter?"
Zhang Ziyu's face changed slightly.
Zhang's mother also had a bad face.
Hu Wei said with a red light on his face, "Mingren doesn't say dark words, Brother Zhang, sister-in-law, my wife has been dead for three months, as soon as I see Ziyu, I feel that she is the woman I have pursued in my life, although I have a child, but, my child must like Ziyu very much, Ziyu is a teacher, and she has a good personality, I have the ability to make her live happily,"
After a pause, he said: "Brother Zhang, you have been the deputy section chief for several years, and you haven't mentioned it yet, and sister-in-law, I have a few friends over there, and this is completely a matter of killing three birds with one stone." ”
"Purple jade. :”
Hu Wei looked at Ziyu, a pair of eyes were extremely greedy, "I'm a big and coarse person, I don't know anything romantic and amorous, but don't worry, after we get married, I will definitely be good to you, I won't go out to spend all day drinking, I will give you three suites as a dowry, if you want to change to a light job, I also have the ability to help you beat, what do I have to hide, just say it." Don't be surprised. ”
Zhao Ping glared, I'll go, it's really straightforward, it's really a person on the mixed road.
"Hu Ju. Uncle Zhang coughed, Hu Wei had said this before, but he couldn't find a perfect solution, so he dragged it on.
I thought that Hu Wei was just talking, who knew it was true.
If someone else had said this, Uncle Zhang would have driven him away with a kitchen knife a long time ago.
However, Hu Wei is a leader.
"Brother Zhang, you say. ”
Uncle Zhang said, "This, you have also seen, you and Ziyu age. ”
Hu Wei interrupted directly, "Age is not a problem, don't all girls like uncles nowadays, you look at me, I am an uncle, an attractive uncle." ”
Aunt Zhang was in a hurry: "Hu Wei, this Xiaoyu of our family actually already has a boyfriend, a professor in a hospital, and the two are in love." ”
"Professor? The one I hate the most is the professor, who has no hair in his mouth and can't handle things well. Hu Wei said, "Sister-in-law, you have to look at the long term, right?" ”
Zhang Ziyu didn't expect Hu Wei to be so aggressive, and said: "Hu Wei, thank you for taking a fancy to me, I don't want to fall in love now, and I'm not afraid to say it directly, I don't like you." ”
Uncle Zhang sighed, but he was afraid that he would have small shoes to wear at work in the future.
"Hahaha. Hu Wei was not angry, but said with a smile. "I just like your temper, like a calf, I raised cattle when I was a child, and if you are disobedient, I will beat and pump with a whip, and the cow will be in pain, and it will definitely be obedient. ”
"Ziyu, you're not too young, you have to think about your parents. Hu Wei said very kindly, "Does your father want to work, everyone is a colleague, you are forcing me to do this, if I marry you, your father can be corrected, and, I promise, you can go up." ”
"You haven't had a drink with me, come, drink. Hu Wei had a cup in his left and right hands, and said to Zhang Ziyu in the past.
"Brother Hu, Brother Hu. ”
Zhao Ping hurriedly stepped forward and smiled cheaply: "Otherwise, I'll have a drink with you." ”
"You?" Hu Wei glared, "What kind of green onion are you, drink with me, I want to drink with beautiful women." ”
Zhao Ping: "You can think of me as a beauty." ”
"Get out of the way, it's none of your business here. Hu Wei was a little angry and felt that Zhao Ping was very in the way.
Zhao Ping: "Brother Hu, don't, I really want to drink with you, I think you also drink very well, otherwise, we will drink better, if I lose, let the teacher have a drink with you." ”
"Are you drinking with me?" Hu Wei asked, "Ziyu, is this kid serious?"
Uncle Zhang and Aunt Zhang almost cursed, this Zhao Ping is not messing around, right?
Zhang Ziyu was confident in Zhao Ping at the moment, and said, "Okay, Hu Wei, if you can drink Zhao Ping, I will have a glass of wine with you, if you can't drink it, please leave." ”
"Good. "Hu Wei has been in the white road for so many years, and for drinking, it is simply drinking boiled water.
"Uncle and aunt, don't worry, I'm fine. Zhao Ping said, "I liked to drink when I was a child, uncle, please take out the highest number of liquor in the house." ”
Uncle Zhang hesitated, and finally took out a bottle of 72-degree Hengshui Laobai dry liquor,
Zhao Ping unscrewed the cap of the bottle and asked, "Brother Hu, let me ask you, can you drink this old white dry in one go." ”
Hu Wei stared, Lao Bai was 72 degrees, and if he drank it in one go, he might die.
Even if Hu Wei can drink and is not easy to get drunk, he doesn't dare to drink it in one go.
Zhao Ping: "You don't dare to drink it in one gulp, I dare, does that prove that I won." ”
"Boy, you can't afford to pay taxes to brag. ”
Uncle Zhang hurriedly stepped forward: "Zhao Ping, this is not a joke. "I usually drink a few drops, and then I have a splitting headache.
"Uncle, I'm fine. ”
Zhao Ping said, "Brother Hu, you look at it, not only did I drink it all in one go, but I was also very sober." ”
Open your mouth, take Lao Baigan and drink it, gurgling and drinking.
Zhang Ziyu, Uncle Zhang, and Aunt Zhang all looked at Zhao Ping nervously.
Hu Wei also has strange eyes.
In the blink of an eye, Zhao Ping had already drunk Lao Bai in one go.
What is the difference between the face and the usual.
"That's it. Zhao Ping smiled, "There is not a drop left." “
Drip down.
There really wasn't a drop of alcohol.
"How much is this?"
Hu Wei stretched out three fingers.
"Three. Zhao Ping said, "I'll take a few steps and see if I'm drunk." ”
Took a few steps.
Hu Wei gasped.
As if he saw a ghost,
It's impossible, how can anyone drink Lao Bai in one breath and do nothing at all.
Hu Wei felt a hot pain on his face.
"Brother Hu, look, I also drank it, so you also have to fulfill what you just said," Zhao Ping reminded.
"What are you? Hu Wei was annoyed and angry, a dignified director was actually slapped in the face by a student, which made him very embarrassed.
Zhao Ping said seriously, "I'm not a thing, I'm a human." ”
"Get out. Hu Wei said angrily, pointing to the door, "Otherwise, Lao Tzu will immediately call your principal and expel you." ”
"Why do people in the city always talk and don't talk? Zhao Ping was very angry and disappointed, so he carried the wine bottle and did it.