Volume 1: The Self-Rescue System of Waste Wood Chapter 4 Is this self-help or self-destruction?

Tang Yifeng's eyes widened in a daze, and he couldn't believe the prompt he had just heard.

"The task has been issued, don't stand still, come on!"

"Oh, okay...... Do you think I'm going to say that?!Come on, this is a terrible task. Don't do it! Resolutely don't do it!" Tang Yifeng came to a categorical conclusion in his heart.

"No problem. ”

“…… Really?" Tang Yifeng thought that Deep Blue would tell a bunch of big truths again, or force his body to do something he didn't want to do at all, just like the previous task.

And such a well-spoken plot, I didn't even think about it.

"Of course it's true, after all, you're the host, you're the main one. ”

"That's good. Hearing this, Tang Yifeng let out a long breath, but soon, his heart hung again.

"Oh, forgot to say it. Because, you're my graduation project, and if you can't complete the redemption, it means I can't graduate. So, if you don't, I'll make your chromosome count 24 pairs. ”

"What do you mean?" Tang Yifeng looked confused.

"It's going to turn you from a human into a chimpanzee, you idiot host!" (Note: Humans have 23 pairs of chromosomes, and chimpanzees have 24 pairs of chromosomes.) )

"Then decide, do you want to stay in a cage for others to visit for the rest of your life? Or do you want to complete this task quickly? I won't force you, after all, the decision is in your hands. ”

"This is the persecution of Chiguoguo!" At this moment, Tang Yifeng really wanted to cry without tears, in this world, there is really no free lunch!

"Are you going to do it or not? Oh, sorry, it's my pet's name, can't help but call it out. That...... Let's call it King Kong II, what do you think?"

"Don't rush to name me! I'll do it!I'll do it!" Tang Yifeng slightly thought of what he looked like after becoming a gorilla and being locked in a cage, the picture was so beautiful that he couldn't bear to look at it directly, so he decisively chose to compromise.

"But, how do I strike up a conversation?"

"You can't talk to you, haven't you talked about women...... Forget it, don't mention it. ”

Feeling that Tang Yifeng's mood had obviously become a little low, Shen Lan stopped talking and was silent for a long time before the words sounded again.

"It's too complicated for you to definitely can't do it, so just a simple sentence, go and tell her, hey, beauty, can I soak you?"

“…… Are you sure it's called a pick-up? and not a harassment?"

"Of course! After all, this is just a friendly inquiry. It doesn't matter if you say yes or no, it's mainly to complete the task. Alright, go, go!"

"But how do I feel like it's a complete hooligan way of talking?"

Tang Yifeng muttered, but in order to avoid the fate of becoming a chimpanzee for people to visit, he gritted his teeth and walked over.

The closer he got to Xia Mingxi, the more pressure Tang Yifeng felt, and he was careful that his liver was beating wildly.

Speaking of which, Xia Mingxi can be regarded as a glacier rose of the company, beautiful and moving, but also arrogant and lonely. I don't know how many people want to pick it, but unfortunately they all end up touching the ash of their noses.

"That, that......"

When Tang Yifeng stopped at the dining table where Xia Mingxi was in the surprised gaze of everyone, he only felt a touch of elegant body fragrance like a quiet orchid wafting faintly, and then looked at the pretty cheeks of the goddess, and felt dry for a while, and he couldn't even speak.

"Is there something wrong?" Xia Mingxi noticed someone approaching, turned his head, and showed a trace of doubt on his somewhat pale cheeks.

"Uh...... That's it, I'm ......" Asked by this, Tang Yifeng suddenly lost his backbone, and the words that came to his mouth became intermittent and completely indescribable.

"It's all come to this, you can't give up!Just, Do, It! Come on!You can do it!" Deep Blue said in a firm tone.

"You're really annoying!" Tang Yifeng complained in his heart, and then looked at Xia Mingxi, whose expression was becoming more and more confused, for a long time, he turned his heart sideways, do it!

"That, ahem, beauty, I, can I cao you?"

All of a sudden, there was silence in the restaurant.

The people watching around were all surprised and stunned, and even Xia Mingxi himself was stunned, looking at Tang Yifeng directly, and for a long time, a wave of anger burned in his eyes.

"I'll go, yes. It seems that my opinion of you is going to change, you are not an ordinary waste wood, but a sullen waste wood! The first, second, and third bases skip directly, and go to the home plate, admire!" (Tips: The first base in the relationship between men and women is holding hands, the second base is kissing, and the third base is caressing.) Home plate is [Content Harmonized]. )

"Huh?" Tang Yifeng hadn't come back to his senses yet, and after a while, he finally realized what he had just said, and his face suddenly turned blue.

"No, I didn't mean that, I said I wanted to soak you, and it's not right, it's just that you're beautiful, so I couldn't help but say, do you understand?"

In Tang Yifeng's flustered explanation, Xia Mingxi nodded and stood up, with an indifferent smile on his face.

"Well, I see, you're a ...... Shameless stinky rascal!"

Syllable!

'Ding!' The mission is complete, and the star points are increased by twenty. Because the host performs well in completing the task, additional rewards are added, and the skill installment function (only once). ’

A crisp slap slap swept across the entire restaurant, and then, the pain and hotness spread on Tang Yifeng's face.

At the same time, a prompt sound suddenly sounded in his head, indicating the successful end of the task, but Tang Yifeng couldn't be happy.

On the contrary, I wanted to cry......

……

The sullen pervert flirts with the glacier rose, is it a rise or a fall?

The mutation of the angry bag, the force splitting the director, and tearing the high-achieving students by hand, is it an outburst of anger or a moral degradation?

In general, there was a heated discussion on the above two issues in the company, and everyone had different opinions and opinions, but one thing was surprisingly consistent.

That is, in just one day, the once unknown and little-known personnel of the technical department on the fourth floor, Tang Yifeng, was on fire and very popular!

Seven out of ten employees are discussing what happened in the cafeteria today, and the remaining three are busy with their work, and when they are done, they will quickly join the discussion.

Of course, not everyone is so excited to join the discussion, like the one who started the whole thing.

"Alas, I said you, why do you drill into the toilet when you have nothing to do? Could it be that this is your resurrection point?

In the men's toilet room on the fourth floor, Tang Yifeng sat on the toilet in a dejected manner, listening to the dark blue's complaints, and after a while, he picked the corners of his mouth, revealing a decadent smile with bitterness and despair.

"It's over, this time, I'm completely finished......"

"Alas, this is also something that cannot be helped, after all, this is fate. ”

“…… Who do you think is to blame for all this?"

"Fate is to blame. Well, that's right! blame this abominable fate!"

"Shit! It's all made by you bastard, ahh

Tang Yifeng held his head and kept wailing, and Shenlan didn't explain much, choosing to be silent.

After waiting for a while, Tang Yifeng suddenly calmed down again, clenched his fists suddenly, and his eyes rekindled the luster of hope.

"No, it can't end like this! It must be remedied! There must be room for remedy!"

"Save it, it's got to this point, it's the right thing for you to consider changing jobs. ”

“…… Apologize, yes!

"Is it possible to recover the water that was spilled?"

"As long as you are sincere, you will be forgiven!"

"Before that, why don't you use the points to draw a prize? Maybe you can get a life-saving item, lest you be beaten to death in a while. ”

"I said, do we dare not splash cold water?!" Tang Yifeng rolled his eyes and asked angrily.

"I'm just talking about things, but if you really want to go, I won't stop you, come on, as long as there is one breath left, I can save you." ”

"Thank you so much!"

Tang Yifeng muttered angrily, then left the bathroom, and when he returned to the office, he obviously felt that the sight around him had become extremely strange.

……

finally got through to get off work, Tang Yifeng didn't even dare to raise his head, and rushed out of the office building at a trot.

"Get out of the way!"

"Mingxi, don't do this. ”

As soon as he walked out of the building, Tang Yifeng saw two figures entangled in front of him, one of them was Xia Mingxi, and the other was a handsome man.

"If you don't let go, I'm going to call someone!"

"Don't make a fuss, I really didn't have anything to do with that woman, we just had a meal together. ”

"Heh, have you eaten on the same bed?

"This ...... You, no, Mingxi, you misunderstood, I actually ......" The man's face changed, and his eyes gradually drifted away.

"Okay Zhao Kuang, don't explain. Xia Mingxi smiled bitterly, and when he was about to say something, his cheeks suddenly turned white, and his hands unconsciously covered his stomach, and after a while, a thin bead of sweat was covered on his forehead.

"Mingxi, you're not in good health, I'll send you back. ”

"Get out of the way!"

'Instant task generation, content: trial, to help Xia Mingxi solve the dilemma in front of him. ’

'Reward for completing the mission: Forty points plus Star's Stars. ’

"Why do you reward so many points? Tang Yifeng, I advise you to give up this task first......"

Shen Lan just wanted to say something, but before he could finish speaking, Tang Yifeng had already trotted all the way away.

"Didn't you hear people say they didn't want to?" Tang Yifeng looked at the man who was still pulling Xia Mingxi, and said indignantly.

"Tsk, where did you come from? What's your business? Get out of here!" the man frowned and snapped.

"Is it you?" Xia Mingxi also looked at Tang Yifeng at this moment, and after a while, he gritted his teeth and said, "It's none of your business, let's go." ”

“…… No!" Tang Yifeng hesitated, then quickly shook his head and said.

"Oh, that's interesting, boy, you're new here, don't you know who I am?" the man looked very cold with a smiling expression.

Tang Yifeng shrunk his neck, somewhat frightened in his heart, but he still stood in front of the two of them and didn't let him take a step.

Seeing that the stalemate continued, the people around him became more and more around, and the man's face couldn't hold back, and he glanced at Xia Mingxi meaningfully, "I'll explain to you another day." ”

Then, he glared at Tang Yifeng fiercely, "Boy, I remember you." ”

After saying that, he walked away.

"Whew, I'm finally gone. ”

Tang Yifeng finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"You...... Alas, he should not be provoked. ”

Xia Mingxi sighed, and at this moment, there was another sharp pain in his lower abdomen, his body couldn't help but weaken, and the whole person fell directly to the ground.

"Be careful!"

Tang Yifeng subconsciously reached out and hugged Xia Mingxi, who had fallen, and for a while, he felt an amazing softness coming from his arm, and a faint fragrance poured into his nasal cavity.

After taking two sips, Tang Yifeng looked at Xia Mingxi who suddenly collapsed in his arms, and only then did he see the other party's pale and somewhat frightening face.