There was a burst of irrepressible laughter from the audience.

On the screen is a knockoff of the logo that most of the world's human beings (except for babies with unopened minds, of course) who are probably familiar to them, the lion title of MGM Pictures.

One of the most famous movie titles in human history, in a sense, is also a symbol of Hollywood movies and American culture, and probably one of the most spoofed objects in human history. (For example, if you go to the Internet and search for the keyword "MGM movie title" on Baidu, the headline is the website link that "imitation MGM movie title template".) ）

The roaring lion was replaced by a guy in a frog doll costume - a guy who should be recognized by the tens of thousands of spectators (including the fat man and Che Guanglong, who don't know if they are passers-by or passers-by).

Wearing a green frog doll hat and wavy brown curly hair like a lion's mane, Taeyeon protrudes her lower lip with a squeezing expression, turns her head around, suddenly spits out her little tongue and wants to bite, but she can't help but laugh and awkwardly turns her head away from the camera.

In the background, the music sounded a few frog cries of "quack" and "quack" at the right time.

(Subtitles & Voiceover) Courtesy of Girls' Generation;

Jessica, who was wearing a hanbok, pointed to the camera with a fierce expression, and then crossed her arms and laughed in the sky.

(Subtitles & Voiceover) starring stepmother: Jessica.

Sunny, who is also wearing a hanbok, folds his hands under his left cheek and twists his body to feel sorry for himself.

(Subtitles & Voiceover) starring Kkonggee: Sunny.

Hyoyeon, who was still wearing a hanbok, shook his body and laughed wildly, stretched out his thumb and pointed proudly at himself, and then dusted it wildly and heroically with his collar.

(subtitles & voiceover) ("all starring~") starring potgee: Hyo-yeon.

Dressed in a men's hanbok and wearing sunglasses, so-young bent down and groped in the hallway.

(Subtitles & voiceover) special appearance Shen Blind: Xiuying.

In the courtyard of an old mansion, three leading actors and one special actor are set to the backdrop of a few classical strings...... The story begins in such a bizarre way that the guy in the frog puppet costume in the opening credits of a copycat movie is all gathered under the eaves away from the camera.

(Subtitle & voiceover) A long, long time ago, there was kkonggee&ee in the Chaoxian era.

Sunny is sweeping the steps with a broomstick, and Jessica and Hyoyeon are singing and scolding her from the sidelines. What are you doing, the floor is so dirty, it's infuriating!Sunny turned her head and cried aggrievedly, but Jessica and Hyo-yeon still didn't give up. Jessica angrily slapped Sunny because her socks weren't cleaned, and Hyoyeon rushed up to make up for it, causing Sunny to fall to the floor in a circle. Jessica, who seems to be abusive, seems to be addicted.,Then a slap made the proud Hyo-yeon turn and fell down.,And then another slap slap pulled Xiuying, who was playing soy sauce under the steps, into the yard.。 Taeyeon on the side is petrified in shock.

Sunny and Takabuchi are the only two left in the mansion, and the two grit their teeth to get revenge on Jessica, and they also pose for poss in Japanese cartoons to show their firm stance. Next, the two practice all kinds of exaggerated and funny dances in the courtyard, while Jessica and Taeyeon are happily playing in the street.

The camera pans to the dance convention, where Sunny and Hyoyeon are on the side, and Jessica and Taeyeon are on the side, and the four of them are provoking each other to talk trash similar to those in the NBA. The two sides danced like a convulsive dance, and after the judges ruled by Suyoung, who was dressed as an ancient noblewoman, Sunny and Hyoyeon were victorious.

"Wow, this girl is so tall!" Seeing Xiuying, who was obviously half a head taller than Hyoyeon and Sunny beside her, Che Guanglong smacked his tongue and said, "It has to be one meter seven, which one is this?"

"Xiuying, who is most in line with Uncle Duan's aesthetics, she is indeed the tallest one in the team. Liu Kewei was instantly taken on by the data emperor and began to jump the numbers like a few treasures, "Sunny 155, Taeyeon 158, Hyoyeon 160, Jessica 162, these four are just the short-lived school in Girls' Generation." As for Xiuying, you're right, it's exactly 170. The director of this short film is too immoral, and he deliberately asked Xiuying to work with the short-bodied quartet, no wonder she seems to stand out from the crowd!"

"When I say aesthetic tendencies, I don't mean looks, not height. The fat man muttered weakly, he himself is only 1.73 meters, and he doesn't want people to feel that the type he likes is the object that he has to look up at when he wears high heels, so he began to change the topic quietly, "I feel that the next big cover of movie music will be, maybe it's all famous songs from old Hollywood movies, do you want to bet?"

"Bet on what?" Liu Kewei asked with interest.

"For a meal, the winner chooses the location, and the loser pays. The fat man thought for a moment and said, "Well, the location is in the restaurant where we ate together." ”

"OK!" Liu Kewei accepted nonchalantly.

Che Guanglong shook his head and said that he didn't want to get involved, but he still opened his mouth and changed the topic in another direction: "Old Duan, what do you think of the short film just now?"

"There's nothing to say. The fat man shrugged, "The exaggerated acting skills, off-line body language and dancing are purely spoofed things, and if you comment seriously, you will lose." At least, the five of them played very harpy, and the audience also watched very harpy, isn't that enough. ”

On stage, Jessica, dressed in a pink bandeau tutu with a large bow tied at the side of her head, sits on a chair with a giant toy phone next to her.

As soon as the music started, the fat man laughed out loud.

"What's wrong with Old Duan?" Che Guanglong looked over.

"Just now I thought she looked like a Barbie doll with blonde hair," the fat man rubbed his forehead, "I didn't expect her to dress up as a Barbie doll and sing "barbie_baby". ”

"Isn't it the top five lead singers, and there is another Seo Hyun who hasn't appeared yet, right?" Cha Guanglong said in wonder, "Why is this Jessica starting to solo for the second time?"

However, as soon as Jessica opened her voice, she immediately shocked the three of them.

To say that in the performance of "One Year Later" by her and Wen Liu just now, the singing voice gave the impression of being sweet and delicate. This "Barbie" is simply sweet and greasy. In "A Year Later", her voice should be based on real sounds, supplemented with falsetto or a mixture of true and false sounds, while "Barbie" is completely falsetto.

The fat man and Che Guanglong looked at Liu Kewei with expressions of "I know her voice is very sweet, but I don't know it can be so sweet", Liu Kewei shook his head blankly and muttered: "Don't look at me, it's the first time I've heard her cover this song." ”

However, Jessica once again refreshed their perception of the word sweet and greasy with her gorgeous and delicate falsetto.

When the phone rang, Jessica smiled and grabbed the microphone the size of her three heads and put it to her ear, and staggered like a five or six-year-old girl, and said innocently in the same high-pitched voice as a five- or six-year-old girl, "sure_ken hi_ken!"

This song also has feat, but in all fairness, it can be regarded as a complementary collaboration between Wenliu and Jessica in "A Year Later". The backing singer key of "Barbie" is almost completely stripped of by Jessica's delicate and sweet baby voice, which looks more like a dancing actor.

The two walked side by side to the front of the stage, and along the way Jessica jumped up and down like a child, childishly shaking her little fists, waving scissor hands, and swinging her little slap. vividly interprets a sweet girl in an American cartoon.

"Oh!" "Oh!" "Yo!" "Jessica!"

The feedback given by the audience is not inferior to the previous solo performances of Taeyeon and Yoona, and even better. After all, her performance of "Barbie" is perfect, and it is also the easiest to impress those young people under the stage who yearn for romance and are full of longing for a better life.

At the end of the song, Key gently held Jessica's arm, Jessica first leaned lightly on the other party's shoulder, and then quickly raised her head and straightened up, as if she couldn't let go, Key also let go of her hand gently, and the two opened up some distance, slowly lowering with the raised floor.

"I'm rubbing!" Liu Kewei stroked his forearm and said, "I had goosebumps all over my body, I really didn't expect Zheng Xika to sing this style, I haven't heard her single seem to have anything like it." ”

"Nonsense, this is not the style of Korean songs in the first place. Che Guanglong remembered the gambling contract just now, and asked casually, "By the way, is this song a movie song?"

Liu Kewei thought about it, nodded honestly and said, "Sort of, I remember that there seems to be this song in "Fighting the Condor". ”

"I think even if she is not a singer, she can become popular as a voice actress. The fat man muttered to himself, "Demon, this voice is too cartoonish." ”

Where the lights are on, in front of the black piano, a long-haired girl in a white dress sits quietly, it is Seo Hyun, who has not yet appeared in solo among the five lead singers.

As Xu Xian's ten fingers began to leap and jump on the keyboard, the melody of the very difficult piano solo "Harlequin's Morning Song" began to rush, and strings of notes eagerly echoed over the stage.

Although he could only see his side face, he could still distinguish Xu Xian's focused and serious expression. She sits upright, maintaining a meticulous demeanor, only gently rising and falling to the rhythm of the music. She didn't show off any tricks, she played like a child who learned the piano properly, but her fingers skillfully struck the black and white keys, which was dizzyingly fast.

Although there were more than 10,000 spectators, there were probably less than a hundred people who had listened carefully to a piano solo without singing or dancing even once. Seo Hyun herself should know in her heart that what these audiences who came to cheer on wanted to enjoy good pop songs, beautiful Korean dances, and the beautiful faces or curves of the nine girls, including herself...... There may be many reasons for this, but you definitely don't want to sit in this theater and enjoy a piece of pure music in the Spanish style.

As if Seo Hyun didn't think about catering to the needs of the audience at all, she completed her piano solo in just 30 seconds, which was incompatible with the atmosphere of the scene, with a rigorous and passionate attitude that was by no means what an idol should be, without interacting with the audience once, and never responding to the continuous shouts and screams under the stage.