001 Crossing Xiaohuadan Xia Han
"Tsk, have you heard? The female first of our crew is parachuted in. β
"No wonder, my acting skills are not up to par, and I was scolded and cried three times by Director Zheng. If it were me, I'd be embarrassed to come, and she'd be like someone who was fine. β
"What do you know, people use all their skills to climb on the bed, where do they still use to test their acting skills. β
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Several thoughtful-looking supporting actresses got together and whispered a discussion.
Xia Han, who is the center of the topic, is playing against the martial arts instructor and several supporting actors who will be played later.
Later it was a series of fights, and she was a little nervous, and she had never touched any of them.
"Brother Rui, you can take care of me a little later, I have been afraid of pain since I was a child. β
She hurriedly found an actor who wanted to play with her, with a coquettish look on her face.
Brother Rui nodded: "It's okay, I've been fighting for so many years, and if I have experience, I won't hurt you." β
When Xia Han ran to the side to review the movements alone, Rui Ge couldn't help but shake his head.
It's not so easy to offend Director Zheng, being scolded is still a trivial matter, and the future drama is called suffering.
The little girl is young, and her good acting skills are not pondering, but she just walks the crooked way of hugging the thigh of the gold lord.
"The Thirteenth Act of "The Princess is Difficult", Act IV, action!" Director Zheng shouted with the radio in his hand.
The actors were immediately in place, and Xia Han was dressed in a luxurious and dazzling princess costume, with a beaded hair, and tried to make a graceful and luxurious appearance.
As everyone knows, her hard work falls into the eyes of others, like a clown jumping off the beam.
No matter how much the little sparrow pretends to be, it can't pretend to be a golden phoenix.
She walked alone on the back garden road, frowning, obviously thinking about something.
Suddenly, a hidden weapon shot in, and the sound of "whoosh-" was almost close to her ear. She dodged nimblely, a movement she had simulated several times in her mind, so it was quite smooth.
But when a few men in black came out to besiege her in turn, Xia Han was obviously confused.
At that time, a few movements were barely put out, but the more difficult steps were completely out of order.
Brother Rui obviously feels that she is the last of the strong crossbow, but if the director doesn't call the card, he must continue to act, otherwise he will be the one who is scolded.
He kicked with his foot as previously instructed, and Xia Han was hanging from Weiya on her waist, and at this time she had to use this force to do a backflip to dodge.
But I don't know what went wrong, Xia Han was kicked straight over.
With a "bang", his head hit the flower stand on the side.
The air in the theater stagnated, and no one expected this scene to appear, and some people were already exclaiming.
Director Zheng frowned, thinking that this vase was really useless, but if it was injured, it could be replaced, but it was estimated that it was a bit troublesome to lose money.
He was holding the walkie-talkie and just wanted to call the card, but when he saw Xia Han, who had not moved, he suddenly stood up.
She seemed to have been knocked out of a hole in her forehead, and was bleeding out at the moment.
"Assassins?" she narrowed, staring coldly at several black-clad actors.
When I raised my hand to wipe it, I found that my hand was full of blood, and I couldn't help but snort lightly.
She jumped over in a few steps, reached out and grabbed Rui Ge's throat, Rui Ge was startled, and immediately used the knife in his hand to block. Unexpectedly, his wrist was twisted, the knife had been taken off, and he was directly snatched by Xia Han, and she slashed at his waist.
The force is very strong, even if this knife is a prop, it still makes Brother Rui grin in pain.
"Bang bang bang-" Xia Han didn't give anyone a chance to react, and jumped up directly, his body like a nimble bird.
Rushing in front of the black-clothed people, everyone was kicked, and they were all kicked in the lower abdomen, fast and ruthless.
"Ahhh
Director Zheng and the staff next to him couldn't help but sigh secretly: The acting skills of these extras are good.
"Come on, chop up all these people and throw them out to feed the dogs!" Xia Hanxiu frowned and scolded coldly.
Everyone in the theater was stunned, there was indeed a sentence in the script, but it was not so domineering.
After she gave the order, none of the usually well-trained guards appeared, and she was a little dissatisfied.
As she swept around, she saw that there were many things she didn't recognize, surrounded by many people, dressed like she had never seen before.
Her eyes flashed, and she didn't shout, she didn't panic, she just stood there fixedly, looking around coldly.
"Click. β
As soon as Director Zheng gave an order, a fat man immediately jumped over and pulled Xia Han to check left and right.
"Are you okay? Did you fall on the head, let's go to the hospital and have a look?"
Xia Han has seen many strange stories, and he has also heard his husband say that someone once came back from the dead, but became another person, and when other neighbors knew about it, they burned him to death with a fire.
She may have become someone else, and in order not to burn people, she has to play in this strange world.
"Is there anything wrong with Xia Han? The director asked her to go to the hospital to see, if the fall is serious, there is no need to come, we will ask Feng Shao for a replacement. β
After hearing this, the expression on the fat man's face was very unwilling, but he didn't dare to say anything after all, and pulled Xia Han away.
"I said, Miss, if you can't remember your movements, you should stop by yourself. Zheng Ming's bastard thing has already seen that you are not pleasing to the eye, and he wants you to get injured so that he can replace you, this old bastard is in the dark! β
"Don't take it to heart, "The Princess is Difficult" is about the eldest princess of Mingzhu, she can be literary and martial, there are several lovers, and there are a lot of explosions. When the novel was serialized, the clicks exceeded 100 million, and the subscription list topped the list, it was a super-large IP, and the heads of each little flower were broken, and finally fell into your hands, don't give it away again, and cause jokes in vain. β
The fat man was obviously a chatterbox, and crackled a long list.
Xia Han was in a daze, she was sitting in a moving iron box, it was obviously very hot outside, but there was something blowing cold wind on her inside.
From time to time, she poked the wind with her hand, which she found extremely interesting.
"Did you listen to me? What's so fun with the air conditioner?"
"Yes, but tell me who you are and who am I?"
The fat man was startled, and immediately stepped on the brakes, and his whole face turned pale.
"Didi Hornβ" There was a long series of horns and cursing from behind.
"Which fool is driving in front, I'll fuck your grandfather, you can park on this road, and the ticket won't kill you. β
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If the fat man usually scolded back, but today he is not available.
"Are you acting with me?" he smiled, but laughing more ugly than crying.
"I'm not a play, the play is ruthless, and the/son is unrighteous. Xia Han replied to him extremely seriously.
"You, you, you're done, my cash cow, it's definitely not you!"
The fat man wanted to cry without tears, and he was sure that something must be wrong with Xia Han.
What kind of person is Xia Han, even if she kneels to others, she has to be a sought-after female star, but now she says that the drama is ruthless and the/son is unrighteous.
"When we went to the hospital, you scolded yourself for being ruthless and unjust, and it is estimated that dementia is in the advanced stage. β
"I easily made you black, red, black and red, and squeezed into Xiaohuadan, but you became a retard, God is really a scumbag, you don't know how to pity me!"
"I think I, Li Yue, bear more than 200 catties of fat every day, and after being busy, my hair is white, and I don't have time to watch small yellow films, I revolve around you every day, and the result is ......"
If he hadn't held the steering wheel, he would probably have received a basin of tears of remorse.
The doctor took the stethoscope to examine her carefully, Li Yue stood there with a worried face, and Xia Han stared at the white coat on the doctor's body boredly.
"Do you have any funerals here, why do you collectively wear linen and filial piety?"
The busy classroom suddenly seemed to be pressed the pause button, and it was as quiet as a chicken.
"Hey, doctor, she's retarded, don't be like her. Let's go shoot it!"
Li Yue took her up and down to deal with all kinds of strange-shaped machines, but in the end, there was still no big problem.
"Hey, Director Zheng, you still have time to call in person, I thank you for your concern for us Xia Han. β
"No problem going to the set, I had a good rest last night, Xia Han is in good spirits now, and he is full of energy and says that he wants to give you a good mental outlook." β
"What? there's another little flower, no, Director Zheng, you're too no-hey, hey, hey!"
The fat man took a small square and talked for a long time, and finally threw it aside in anger.
"Zheng Ming called someone else to come, and he wanted to compete with you for the first woman, saying that he would give you one last chance, otherwise Feng Shao's side would not be able to save you. β
"You fight for me, even if you don't know anything, you have to keep the role for me, otherwise don't talk about you, I Li Yue won't be able to mix in the circle!"
The fat man talked for a long time, and then turned his head to see that she was very angry: "It's all said, don't play with air conditioning!"
She was expressionless, as if she wasn't too happy, but in fact she was full of curiosity.
This iron box is called a car, and it runs faster than a horse-drawn carriage. The fat man in front of her is an agent, and in her eyes, he is a turtle man.
She is a female star, but she is actually a joker.
"What will happen to her with this role, it's all funny, why should women be embarrassed by women. "Xia Han is serious.
Li Yue was shocked: "What are you talking about, what are you kidding, the role is given to someone else, I can be sure that Xia Han, you don't want to hold your head up in your life." Whoever mentions you will be chanting, it's that good-for-nothing Xia Han!"
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The fat man talked to her all the way, barely letting Xia Han have some thoughts of keeping the role, and also threw her a script.
Xia Han flipped quickly, and the more she looked at it, the tighter her brows wrinkled.
What kind of script is this, it is clearly written about her own life.
She was originally the eldest princess of Daxing, but after a whimper, she came to this completely different world and became Xia Han with the same name and surname as her.
By the way, her title is Mingzhu, and it turns out that the drama "The Princess is Difficult" is to play herself.
Interesting.